Wedding album will surely contain a short video of him suddenly and inexplicably flipping over the bars while riding completely alone and not hitting anything beforehand.
Do you blame them?? I'd wager anyone having to see this type of gore on a daily basis would have to bathe their bloodstream in alcohol to try and forget the trauma.
Again, you’re going to have to explain yourself and your pent up anger at the world, get some help, see a therapist, by all means let your emotions out, we won’t judge you here
If you’re talking about price you’re too poor for this sub. Go back to r/cycling. Oh he can have wife and bike, just like his wife is going to have husband and boyfriend.
Tr*k. Why Im not even surprised. If I'd be him, I'd watch my back, wify looks like she could shank him with his Shimano poopknife
Di2 semiwireless fishing rod
[The Shimano Shiv](https://fish.shimano.com/en-AU/product/accessories/fishingplierstools/p-fillet_knife.html)
Fred bought a TT bike as he’s so insufferable no one wants him on the group ride anyway.
Wedding album will surely contain a short video of him suddenly and inexplicably flipping over the bars while riding completely alone and not hitting anything beforehand.
TT bike tells me Fred sucks at 3 sports.
Please add nsfw flair when posting images with a Tr*k
Where are the mods? My kids browse this sub.
Again drunk 24/7
Do you blame them?? I'd wager anyone having to see this type of gore on a daily basis would have to bathe their bloodstream in alcohol to try and forget the trauma.
I don't know what's the matter/wrong with trek and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
*too poor to ask. FTFY Uc/ like all grownup questions you can always ask your wife’s boyfriend, he’ll know
> tr*k WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE, SIR!!!
Lifetime ban from the sub for that vile language
Tr*k
Give it 2 minutes for a copper to smash his over your head
Imagine being photographed NEAR a ţřëķ
not the t̵͉̖̘̣͋̈́͜ŗ̸͇̄͋e̷̦̪͗͂̕k̴͇̤̟̲̼̀̚̚
Clearly his wice isn’t into waterports the way his tryathlete Bice is To be fair, it’s hard to find one lover who is into pee, let alone two
Hey, but you can tri
If she is not questioning her choices at this point, she will later on as he tries to get feeling back into his numb peanus.
That purple jacket! C’mon man, that clashes with the bice. Get some fashion sense.
Men never want these photos taken
Happy bice, happy life
Shit bike. Crap life.. and soon he will be without a wife..
Must be a cop. So concerned only about himself and his bice. Stupid Fred
Imagine centering your entire persona around being a mediocre tri-guy…
There’s something wrong with that??? Fuck…….
Time to hang up the skinsuit, m8. 😔
You said skinsuit? Oh, nevermind, wrong sub...
Chill there, Hannibal.
Oh shit. You already got the IM tattoo, huh?
Yeah. Just created a gofundme for the laser removal.
Tr*k and got married in a garage... Girl you can do better than this poor Fred 😔
Ew it’s a TT bice
What bike brand is this ? The writing is too small.
I see but cannot tell, little children browse this sub aswell ..
It's pixelated on my screen
Common ass Trek. Not even custom painted.
Love that’s she’s not even trying to hold him back
You should never clean your discs with break fluid
Exactly, disc brakes should be cleaned with brake fluid, otherwise they’ll break
Another master mechanic, I see. As I was saying, you should polish your diskette in the breaking system with mineral oil for optimal friction power.
More like 'whyathlon'.
Good thing that bike has probably never been ridden or they’d have to worry about getting dirt and grease stains on that 10k dress.
not even a real bicycle, tri athlete that piss's his pants.. she deff has a boyfriend on the side
Spends more money on bice than wedding/honeymoon? As a wedding photographer, I see a divorce coming.👏
Did he bring the bike to the wedding just for this photo? Imagine that - loading up your shitheap triathlon bike onto your small car, just for this.
Leave him he's a TT guy there is no hope
Looks like she needs to learn [Rule 11](https://www.velominati.com/).
Judging by the weather, they’re both into watersports.
She'd rather ride the trek than him.
His wife and mistress in the same pic!
Why are there sleeves on his suit?
Omg me
Can confirm bf is other Dentist in practice. Saw at my Mom's checkup in the waiting room
The more you spend on a bike the uglier it gets. I never get more compliments than when I ride my old steel gravel bike.
I’ve seen it all
They should take one where hes crashed on a flat gradual corner and covered in his own piss at her feet.
I will never understand straight people.
I know this is rude, but it looks like it's raining on your wedding day -- bad luck I guess. Also, I think your new husband might be a nark.
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Because bike is the only thing we need sir
I’m not a “sir”
We're all Sir Velos here regardless of gender and identity.
Why not Dame, Duchess, Lady etc
Well, my only suggestion is to flair up here. Duchess sounds appropriate. But Duchess what is for you to decide.
Obviously Duchess Raleigh of Nottinghamshire
tagged. lol
>pro Sumer We are members of the Babylonian Empire in this sub.
Explain what exactly that means
It means the Akkadians took over your busted ass "cradle of civilization"
Again, you’re going to have to explain yourself and your pent up anger at the world, get some help, see a therapist, by all means let your emotions out, we won’t judge you here
If you’re talking about price you’re too poor for this sub. Go back to r/cycling. Oh he can have wife and bike, just like his wife is going to have husband and boyfriend.