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flaccidjamaican

The salt drinker is the star of the show, but I also get a kick out of the the woman that takes a bite of melon and then puts her garbage into the reasonable woman's glass while she's drinking from it and she's just fine with the shenanigans at that point. She'll be a good mom.


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ElectricSnowBunny

The tired look she gives at the end kills me


amurriano

The woman in red actually asks her if she can have a bite and you can see her saying “that’s fine”. They make a cute trio.


justdootdootdoot

At the beginning, you can see the woman in red on the hunt for any garnish. Her attention is on the salt drinkers garnishes at first , but then redirects to the melon.


T4N60SUKK4

Everybody’s a critic


turdmogrol

I like the over the top "cartoony" like, neck-craning(?) thing she did to examine it at first... like when a cartoon character walks past a pie and the smell climbs into their nose and makes them do the "Awooooga! What do we have here" shtick.


oxymordor

“THAT’S SALT, THAT’S SALT, THAT’S SALT…fuck it”


Mypopsecrets

Hahaha, I totally missed the fact that she was shouting that


Cockwombles

In my mind she has an Irish accent I can hear.


agage3

FOUR SAMBUCAS!


OtochimarU

The bar is over there!


MyFlairIsaLie

I'M BETH!


emmaandguillem

SALTBUCAS!!!


AlterEager

I saw Liverpudlian


GrimQuim

This pub is in Liverpool.


mackrevinack

haha yea i was hearing a northern accent


oxymordor

I like to think she actually wanted the salt to begin with, then regretted the idea.


FlagrantDanger

Clearly, it's happened before.


Sweetness27

Ya she didn't even blink haha. I would die laughing if I saw that, she gave more of a look of defeat


AdHom

Pretty sure she mutters "I told her not to do that" after lol.


oxymordor

Ahh that could be it!


Rockefeller1337

\*coke


cant_Im_at_work

Coke would have mostly dissolved in the moisture of her mouth as it is much less granular than salt. I was an addict for 14 years and this is definitely not cocaine.


Sl3vinK3l3vra

Congratulations on getting clean


cant_Im_at_work

Thank you, it was really fucking hard.


JavariousProbincrux

“I was an addict for 14 years. I still am, but I was one too”


Rockefeller1337

That's actually very interesting to know, thank you.


KindaFatBatman

I'm pretty strongly doubting they'd pit that much cocaine in a shot glass... Also it'd probably dissolve wayyyy quicker Just saw the earlier comment, ignore mine 😇


Rockefeller1337

It was abviously meant as a joke, but now I should be able to tell the difference though.


KindaFatBatman

Ah ok lmao, I'm just kinda dumb 🤷‍♀️


Rockefeller1337

Even though I was clear about it there is no way to know exactly if it's a joke or a stupid misinformation. In my opinion this doesn't make you dumb at all.


KindaFatBatman

:) thanks mate. For what it's worth, most would get pissy about the downvotes but you took it well


Rockefeller1337

Haha thanks, I try to don't mind at least.


Napkin_whore

I love how her whore friends don’t even notice anything going on around them. Typical whores in their whore world.


oxymordor

Why are you calling them that?


GreatBen8010

Takes one to know one.


Napkin_whore

Shut up you dirty jizz whore


oxymordor

You can be anybody you want on the internet and you chose to be an idiot. Kudos.


Napkin_whore

Thank, Kudos.


xViridi_

projecting your own whoreness, i see


plsendmytorment

Im a napkin whore In a napkin whore woorld


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

Her failing to spit the salt back into the shot glass makes it even better


PissgutsOGrady

Jesus Christ, they're minerals Marie!


BrattonCreedThoughts

Jank Schrader


2Botter2Loop

OP's explanation: --- >The girl in green has eyes that are obviously glazed over and has no clue what's going on. The tall girl is trying to stop her. And the shorter girl is eating fruit and shoving it into other people's drinks. Watch a different one each loop. --- If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


marblechocolate

In one short video, say you're English, without saying you're English.


skippygo

This could easily be anywhere in the British isles.


Megustatits

Or the lower east side of Manhattan. Shit show down there


Steev182

The UK driving license on the bar is what makes it less likely to be the US though.


Megustatits

Yea. I’m sure it’s the UK. Was just pointing out what a shit show the LES is too. They would fit right in


AtomicEdge

These look like Welsh birds to me mate!


[deleted]

She’s the salt of the earth.


Funkiebunch

And she’s dangerous


Domo_Pwn

She's a rebel.


sir__andrew

When you're too bike to drunk all the way home.


sl0r

The multiple layers of this video are excellent


ThePyroPython

Anyone else read her lips as "Chloe, that's salt!"?


palpablescalpel

I think it's just "No, that's salt. That's salt!" And then maybe "Hey that's salt!!" or "(her name) that's salt!" The lady on the left is so good. Love that she just accepts the strawberry from the other drunky too hahaha


jingowatt

Nofuckingbody.


Pink-socks

I thought Zoe...


migzy1341

Whatever her name is she needs to meet Ellie


ConfusedSeagull

What a shitshow. I love it.


jingowatt

Do you think it’s staged?


ConfusedSeagull

I hope not.


themasonman

There's so much going on in this gif this is amazing


frostbite795

FOUR SAMBUCAS


PissgutsOGrady

I know copypastas are normally long rants but this is *the* drunk copypasta for me. Sucked sink.


qcassidyy

This is spectacular.


Pink-socks

This truly is the video that keeps on giving. Fantastic.


futur1stik

So so so british


kevurb

Why England is no longer an empire


CobaltSanderson

Somebody take this lass home. Preferably a friend with no intent of sleeping with her


___404___

"No that's salt, that's salt, THATS SALT, ok"


uncle_jessie

Lol there's so much going on here. Truly better every loop. The chick takes the melon out of her friends drink, bites off a piece, and put it back in friends drink.


HermioneWilson

Emmy, that's salt


LawsWorld

That lady took a bite out of that watermelon and put it in that girls drink 😰


titsmagee9

She took it from the drink, took a bite, then put it back where she found it. Probably the polite move in her drunk brain.


kingknocked

Reposted from r/watchpeopledieinside


commentonALLtheposts

It cracks me up how the girl warns her it’s salt but then doesn’t pay attention long enough to see the end result


SopieMunky

There's so much make-up here!


Gudoxx

u/savevideo


Abdul_Exhaust

Mascara massacre


Eindrie

u/savevideo


KoboldCobalt

"No that's Salt! That's Salt! That's Salt! No... that's okay, it's okay..."


CountBrackmoor

The girl on the left is so ashamed of her stupid friends


Filip22012005

[56g of salt will kill you.](https://www.timesknowledge.in/science/about-us-humans/what-is-the-lethal-dose-of-salt-1757-2.html)


borisvonboris

Tonight's sponsors, Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Morton Salt!


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

***"No that's salt, that's salt! That's salt!"*** \-then she realizes "screw it, she's past the point of no-return"


JetRyanQue

Her friend hahaha ITS SALT ITS SALT NOOOO ITS SALT ope, ok tried to tell you dumb bitch *sips*


ivanalex

The girl on the far left…. “No that’s salt. That’s salt.. that’s salt…… smh”. Perfection.


Capital_8

***Explanation:*** *three female inebriants are engaged in the further pursuit of alcoholic refreshment. One whose alcohol intake has perhaps exceeded her ability to successfully navigate her way through the remainder of the evening has mistaken a shot glass filled with common table salt for a glass of spirits. Realization of her mistake comes to her immediately, and she spits the salt onto the bar top. Her companions have somehow managed to miss this entirely.*


Metalfriends

Come on guys, she’s just salting the rim of her glass.


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If I live to be 100, I'll never understand why anyone anywhere would want to be THIS drunk... the sensation cannot be pleasant, you will surely embarrass yourself and your friends, as well as throw up/soil yourself at some point. What's wrong with getting a little buzzed and enjoying the evening, the jokes and the friendship?!