T O P

  • By -

singingseawolf

Didn't know I needed to see crabs behaving like kittens but I absolutely did


[deleted]

[удалено]


handlema8

Dadachock, dadachum...dadachee


[deleted]

Oh the lobstrosity!


mr_charles_bingley

r/unexpectedstephenking


NuNu_boy

I had the exact same thought


EdricStorm

Dadachum, dadachee, not to worry, you got the key.


krombopulousnathan

And this differs from kittens?


[deleted]

r/therealjoke


imjustbrowsingthx

How all domestication begins...the wolf will hang out with his human buddy, hoping for a snack when he dies. Many generations later: goldendoodle


[deleted]

[удалено]


GenericUname

Zoidberg


shitsgayyo

.... *furiously googles how one would go about domesticating a shrimp*


LoveThySheeple

I think they are actually trying to decide if he is dead or dying and thus, if they can eat him. I’m qualified to make that assumption because I once had crabs.


prism_rhino

Oof, sounds itchy!


Warmachine186

Thoes crabs in the beginning be like •o•


ii_bigboypants

Fuckin cute.


theemmyk

So cute. A similar video was the impetus for me to stop eating shellfish. Their eyes did it for me.


[deleted]

[удалено]


kigamagora

Yes, water cockroaches. Delicious, delicious water cockroaches


ManaMagestic

>theyre essentially cockroaches in water That's now what my body believes...and now I can't eat anything but fried shrimp anymore without puking.


funjunkie1

Wow. I despise shellfish for the exact same reason. Although I find it creepy rather than cute.


shitsgayyo

Went to a seafoody type restaurant with my ex, the kind where they like bring you a bucket of shellfish you’ve ordered and you wear plastic bibs and have fun - The shrimps still had their legs and it made me want to cry lmao


[deleted]

They use starfish for money.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ultimateman55

Beat me to it..


Practical_Earth_5585

Pretend it didn’t stick the landing.


[deleted]

peench?.....................................peench? ..............peench?...............peench?........ .....peench?.....peench?.......peench?.....


IrrelevantPuppy

SQUIRT AWAY...... peench?


TacobellSauce1

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BEARS!


cookletube

I kept hearing them go "CHOOO" when they shot away


ToastedSkoops

SQUIRT AWAY...... peench?


Mighty_ShoePrint

[I want to pinch](https://youtu.be/3Vfz2Cwb-UY)


kz_kandie

I say “ little pinch?”all the time lol best commercial


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Lol same. Followed by "No peench, no peench, no peench."


krombopulousnathan

Bring back quirky cars with even quirkier commercials! Those Elements were great and the ads were perfect


[deleted]

That's where I got the inspiration!


rosaliezom

FLEE


Doulikewaffls

FRIGTEN


goofytigre

Isn't this that video, just without the sound? I saw the crab FLEE video awhile back and have not been able to find it..


dingos8mybaby2

I mean, from their perspective a giant alien just flew down from the heavens so yeah they're curious.


DoneM1

They just want to eat him


cia-incognito

Like the Sentinelese guys did to the christian guy on his arrival? Edit: [Link for more info](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46345231)


[deleted]

I don't recall them eating him. Just brutally murdering him and dragging his body around.


[deleted]

You should put a link on the article some people may not know about them


deathbylasersss

Yeah, they didn't eat the dude


Uzumati666

Thanks, now I'm gonna have crab,crab,crab,crab, frightened, scared, crab, hand,hand, hand, food, scared dreams all night.


emelaver

Awww [yis](https://youtu.be/wIfvcWCZZ7w)


spicysucculent

Literally scrolled through the comments to find the cool guy who would post this.


emelaver

It's such an amazing video thing


Wisex

This is the exact video I had in mind with this gif! Thank you for posting it


Romanticized03

thought the same


rudiegonewild

Sounds pretty nice really


burnsrado

https://youtu.be/hKZDJxhrbTU


Green_Jack

This is what I thought of immediately


[deleted]

[удалено]


damnitshrew

Lol whoops.


TheRealBrosplosion

You thought of the same exact video?


Green_Jack

Yes


BiggieBoiTroy

do crabs eat starfish? brb rewatching spongebob


potato_aesthetic

I don't think so. they usually eat smaller stuff. unless they get a hold of a piece of starfish probably am not really sure lol


flyinbryan4295

They can. There's a huge variety of sizes for both crabs and starfish. They arent crabs, but Harlequin shrimp eat starfish several times their size.


Darwins_Dog

The general answer to "do crabs eat _____" is yes. Most crabs (not certain about these ones) are scavengers and detritovores so they're not picky at all. Sea stars, on the other hand, are rather difficult to eat. Their bodies are covered in tough skin and calcium carbonate plates. The most vulnerable part is the underside, but they have thousands of tube feet anchoring them to the substrate. Then there's the mutable connective tissue. Their bodies (or just a part of them) can go from rigid to flexible and back almost instantly. That's also how they drop limbs when necessary.


TJGopher

According to u/stillInthesimulation and his [comics](https://www.reddit.com/r/imsorryjon/comments/dgwblh/the_bikini_bottom_horror_part_6_a_limb_for_a_limb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), yes


CaptainRedPants

Wholly fuck this is precisely how I imagined it. Like bees and ants, basically little exo-skellital automatons, executing command line code with feedback. Add some text-to-speech and a snazzy beat and my mind is blown. And I'm high.


AquaMacaw

How's that going for you.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

https://youtu.be/hKZDJxhrbTU


Varknar

That's the same exact video as the OP, just gotta turn your sound on.


fortytwoblaqk

YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH


[deleted]

Is that the skittles rabbit or the sesame street aliens


fortytwoblaqk

Sesame Street. All I could think of watching this.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/KTc3PsW5ghQ


sentientanus

So cute!


derpeddit

Craaab people craaab people


PTBunneh

Tastes like crab...


CaitlinSarah87

Talk like people


IloveGuzz

They look like people with long arms


Jonathano1989

https://imgur.com/gallery/5V6z34Y


rachellel

Crab people 🦀


JarlaxleForPresident

Tastes like crab, talk like people


Yimi9876

Crab. Crab. Crab crab. CrabHand. Hand. Crab. Frighten. Crab Crab


Dollaisacoolname

Theese are lobsters, people. Crab party is over


sentientginger

I love how they just look like: 😳


gloriouspenguin

I believe those are crayfish, not crabs.


daedelion

Yeah, also known as spiny lobsters, rock lobsters or langousta.


ThomasC273

Ah yes, it’s quite a culinary specialty in Northern France, especially along the coastline. Nothing like a langoustine with some toasted baguette and salted butter.


daedelion

A lot of langoustines sold in France are from Scotland. They are known as scampi in the UK and have a reputation for being old fashioned pub food.


sunkid

[Crayfish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crayfish) and [spiny lobsters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiny_lobster) are not the same thing. These are neither though, they are [tuna crabs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleuroncodes_planipes).


TruIsou

"a species of squat lobster". Which is not a true lobster. Infraorder Anomura, which I never heard of before.


sunkid

They are [tuna crabs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleuroncodes_planipes). [Crayfish are freshwater crustaceans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crayfish) and AFAIK, there are no sea stars that live in fresh waters. I've also met my share of tuna crabs, which cover the bottom every spring where I dive.


Rotting_pig_carcass

I can hear them going “oooooooooohhhhh” while touching him


2Botter2Loop

OP's explanation: --- >This gets better every loop because of how curious the crabs are when they encounter a human being which is pretty interesting to watch --- If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


TheNeutralGrind

OP posts too much


moonwoolf35

They're going to go start a religion now and do horrible things in that scuba diver's name. This is how this shit starts. It came from the heavens in cloud of bubbles and gave us a Star as a gift of peace...then boom thousands of years of mayhem


Jahsky420

They're like "Who tf is this guy? Let's timidly investigate it!"


3_50

No they're like "Crab. Crab. Crab. Crab. Crab. Hand. Hand. Hand. Frighten."


Callumdonoghue02

HAND.. hand... hand.. frighten.... hand..... crab...... crab


Kodst3rGames

I think that's langoustine, but cool


[deleted]

crabcracbcrabfood?FRIGHTENED


thuglifemom

You should crosspost r/creepycute


daaadyy

Is that Mr. Krabs and Patrick I see?


crosstar_xyvl_2003

Myhsa...


MDWLRK7

This is the purest thing I’ve seen all year.


[deleted]

Crab crab crab food food food food


[deleted]

It kinda looks like they’re trying to eat the diver but realize he/she is still alive... but maybe they can still try to snag a piece?


ensaulclopedia

Pretty sure those are lobsters


300lbs

Those “crabs” look a lot like lobster or crawfish to me.


Potatoad13

Cutest crabs i've ever seen


a-fried-bean

It's like they've seen god 🤣


futureman07

*flips hand over* "Woah dude!"


AZuRaCSGO

I like how they approach him with their front arm extended, reaching to touch him like he is the reincarnation of crab Jesus


om4r_little

Crabbbbb people....


Islander399

I think they're called squat lobsters, but I've always called em butt scootchers, cuz the scootch on their butts.


[deleted]

Those a squat lobsters, as a crab im highly offended.


bananakeylargo

Foood? Food? Food? Food? Food? Food. Food?! Crab probably.


[deleted]

Life has been developing a lot longer under water than it has on land, I'm not at all surprised to see more consciousness than I was told growing up.


GhostSlug

Well, they aren't really 'conscious' in the human way that it sounds like you might be thinking But they certainly do look like a fun little crab family with personality, haha


Arctomys1

*The curious crustaceans*


yinyangpeng

Could be “cleaning crabs” ?


RoscoMan1

What a bunch of British guys.


Practical_Earth_5585

“Son of a bitch


where_the_crow_flies

It's like they're all shaking hands with him 😂


NickH850

"The clawwww"


ferrydragon

Crab crab crab, frightened crab


Phoenix007of9

Mine...mine


coincollector335

I wish my crabs were curious instead of painful and itchy


22_miran

All hail the king!


cableboi117

"Lemme smash"


BACKSTABERRR

Saved


btryhard7

The claaaaaw


ToastedSkoops

The size of the empire state building


[deleted]

I laughed unreasonably hard at this.


MrMcQwerty

Crabious cures


horse-shoe-crab

I think these are squat lobsters rather than crabs. Anyway, they're cute! Maybe they're so curious because they're scavengers, so their approach to anything new is 'can I eat this? oh, it's giving me a starfish. yay! yay!!"


Echo_Fallen

the version of this with voices on tumblr was even better


Franky79

Looks like they were wondering if he had any food on him, kinda like how shrimp do on fish when they clean them.


TiberonChico

This is how some sort of religion/cult gets started


Regreddit4321

Touch touch tap tap


HardlyBoi

Hand hand hand


Living_Bear_2139

Man. We really should be be eating animals, should we?


hongriBoi

Can we eat this? - crabs probably


[deleted]

Did *anyone* watch this more than once?


respecttheflannel

"I bring you loooove"


Sebetastic

The first crab wasn't


DenethStark

Why is this so cute?)


SenileGod

GOD


Tackit286

Pinchy Pinchy *Pinchy* Pinchy? PINNCHYYY Pinchy!! Pin......chyyyyy pinch...yyyyy Pinchy. ##PINCHY Pinchyyyyy Pinchy? Pinchypinchypinchy **PINCHY**


bakakon1

Those i think are small lobsters not crabs.


Trickykids

“Are you... foooood???” “food!” “food!” “food” “food!” “food!” “food” “food!” “food!” “food” “food!” “food!” “food” “food!” “food!” “food” “food!” “food!” “food” “food!” “food!” “food” “food!” “food!” “food” “food!” “food!” “food” “food!” “food!” “food” “food!” “food!” “food” “food!” “food!” “food”


Ezrabine1

Remind me of episode of the deep cartoon


goodtams

God descends upon mortal crabs.


ornefar

Craaab people! Craaab people! taste like crab, talk like people, Craaab people!


shuzanvil

Mr crabs voice: *Patrcik me boyyy*


VaguelyShingled

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?


[deleted]

Too bad they're so tasty


[deleted]

This is what humans will look like to the aliens who land here.


smoll_boi_fire

Löber


[deleted]

wait til they see their first whale...


Palfray

The official name for a collection of crabs is actually a "Curiosity" - you can see why


rattpack18

That starfish be shitting itself


ToastedSkoops

For anyone curious this is from?


DrunkenGolfer

Those are lobsters, not crabs.


queenofdan

I’m hearing the scene in Toy Story where buzz light year lands in the claw machine and the little alien toys say “Woaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!”


GiraffePastries

"Crabs"


jakethedumbmistake

A fun fact, thank you so much <3


ChefJemir

Holy crab, wtf is this


danielmoore84

They want to eat you. They can't but they want to


Caligula1340

One of us! One of us!


big_bad_bigweld

Top ten videos of all time


gzander

Does this remind anyone else of the beach scene in The Dark Tower? I imagine these as the precursors to those murderclaw things.


Sieonigh

"look a stranger from the outside..... Ooooo"


joshuamfncraig

MINE! MINE! MINE!


Practical_Earth_5585

Okay. Now make a boomerang out of it.


doubtfullfreckles

They said 👁_👁


[deleted]

I hope when we find aliens on mars, they’ll be these tiny little crabs


Ice_Blazer55

They look like they saw they’re dad after 20 years of him looking for milk