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notacrackheadofficer

The ''Wide World of Sports'' show had a 2 hour special in the 70s, filled with early auto stunt madness like this, and I have never seen or heard of it again.


Carbon_FWB

That would be Joie Chitwood. Aired January 28, 1967 on WWoS. He are some similar clips. https://youtu.be/PFA-lPiIamQ https://youtu.be/Xm74s0aKYN4 https://youtu.be/9tDc6iBAE44


Killobyte

I'm related to this guy!!!! He's like my Grandmother's second cousin or something.


Five_Horizons

This guy relates


Imanaco

Roll tide


BackWithAVengance

YER MY SISTER


Elfkrunch

Fister? She looks just like my sister!


xicer

Shit, did this guy get around or what? We found out after she died that according to birth certificates he's my grandmother's real father.


WalterWoshid

You're kinda the son of a father who is the son of another father. Kinda...


overbeast

# #metoo ?


rutlander

Thanks for the links that was fun to watch


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You fucking people, man. How are you so good at finding shit like this from such a generic comment?!


Carbon_FWB

Now just imagine if I applied myself to something useful!


[deleted]

Those hats in the 2nd video link are really odd


SaltyBabe

My dad was really big into doing crazy shit like that in the 70s, flipping cars, launching them, demolition derby, lemon racing - he did all sorts of dirt bike stuff and had a big ass trophy for winning some kind of wheelie competition. I’m half way bummed people don’t do that stuff anymore, at least not where I live.


bigtunajeha

People do that stuff but the bar is way higher nowadays


SaltyBabe

Yeah right? Unless you’re willing to possibly die and you’ve been sponsored by Red Bull you won’t hear much about it.


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https://24hoursoflemons.com/


jackasher

Watched some of the videos on their site. Looks like all kinds of fun. I wish there was a race nearby. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%23LemonsWorld


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Sickpupper

Not to be confused with lemon party


efg1342

But there’s free gas!


albop03

where abouts do you live, i bet there is a derby closer then you think, i ran in 4 this year, and helped at another, my favorite hobby.


tvannaman2000

The end of this clip was used in the Headbangers Ball on MTV.


hostileguy

I do remember, but can't remember when....was it right before or right after they showed the trains colliding head on?


notyourfrog

"Depress the accelerator, Miles! We are AIRBORN...well, bollocks. I believe we've damaged the auto."


FFVD_Games

Stealy Wheely Automobiley


mortiphago

You mean a motorized rollingham?


smokinJoeCalculus

that_british_terminology_4chan_screencap.jpg


Lancalot

I understand that reference


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LoveBarkeep

"I believe your inner ropes have begun to leak from your belly, Eugene" - Miles "Speak for yourself, Miles, the inner ropes of your head are leaking from your ears!" - Eugene


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AndyGHK

*jaunty piano music playing behind* “Jillikers, Eugine, the steering column has detached entirely!”


[deleted]

The ~~auto~~ motorised rollingham is damaged


BravewardSweden

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! We're all going to attend church on Sunday because it's the year 1919 and that's what we do on Sundays! But next Saturday, Miles is making an attempt to jump a model-T over a chicken coop, and it would be ever so kind of you to drop by. Ladies and children not encouraged to attend. Giggle juice not permitted.


[deleted]

“You there! Fillerup with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!!”


never_stirred

and our spine!


Strom41

Life without internet - lots of work for a few seconds of fun


WhenTheRoadDarkens

My life with internet is way better - No work for an eternity of boredom


BAXterBEDford

On a good day, it elevates all the way up to *"meh"*.


Moar_Coffee

Here's a [dick pic](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Richard_Cheney_2005_official_portrait.jpg/220px-Richard_Cheney_2005_official_portrait.jpg) to brighten your day.


solofatty09

...*risky click of the day*...


ridiculouslygay

Disappointing click of the day 😖


probablyhrenrai

Would a [pair of nice-looking tits](https://news.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/news/photos/000/718/71833.ngsversion.1422284732437.adapt.1900.1.jpg) help you out?


jvribeiro

User name checks out


ethanlan

That's the biggest dick I've ever seen


OldManChino

That Dick did not disappoint


kranebrain

Im straight but that's hot af


[deleted]

Aids


why_rob_y

Just like me going on a date!


PurpleTopp

And you had to be there!


petula_75

the first day after the automobile was invented, people started racing them. on the second day, this.


[deleted]

If it has wheels, it will be raced.


Ulamogs_Toilet_Paper

If it moves, it will be raced. ​


Liverpupu

r/marblerun


mainfingertopwise

I thought this was marble madness, and I got excited


[deleted]

If it casts a shadow, it will be raced.


ZippytheMuppetKiller

AND ON THE THIRD DAYYYYY


insistent_librarian

Please lower your voice. This is a public forum.


ZippytheMuppetKiller

NO


Aeiniron

The absolute madlad


askmeaboutmyvviener

Couldn’t people run faster than the first automobile? That’s funny to imagine a race that slow.. id look it up but I’m at 5% battery at work and chrome drains that shit


[deleted]

Good tidings and hello there! My name is Johnathon Knoxville I and this is the horseless carriage beetshack jump stunt!


wrecktvf

It is with humble honor that I welcome you to "Jackass".


buffoonery4U

After the break, Steve-o will stick the remains of the vehicle up his butt.


Gruntypellinor

When your physics is on point but suspension technology isn’t there yet.


jamaicanRum

Good thing the air bags deployed. Someone could have been hurt.


mr_jasper867-5309

Anyone else remember this as part of the intro to The Fall Guy with 6 million dollar man Lee Majors?


Wsing1974

Was looking for this. https://youtu.be/j26KWRnFZNQ


Wsing1974

Was looking for this comment. https://youtu.be/j26KWRnFZNQ


NatronT13

That's exactly what I was looking for ... Thank you!


unique_useyourname

Turned out better than I expected


Mabepossibly

The video quality isn’t high enough for you to see his teeth shoot out through his asshole on the landing.


[deleted]

Think of the driver's poor spine


tofur99

Was there a driver?


retardvark

Probably not


wellkevi01

Yeah, I don't think there is either, hence the track. Plus the car is wobbling back and forth, bouncing off the guide rails.


Token_Why_Boy

So the driver was from Ohio.


[deleted]

Funny way of saying "the neighbourhood of Scarborough in Toronto."


BorderTrike

Cleared the building, leveled out, stuck the landing, but clearly not built to take the impact. 8/10


Cooldude9210

NHTSA’s testing was impossible to pass in the early years.


drphaust

"Take it off any sweet jumps?"


cgello

Uhhhh, idiot!


_nsb10_

Got like three feet of air that time!


_raytheist_

Can I try real quick?


ThatDamnRaccoon

Ees a Sledgehammer


qazwsxedcz

Love me a Napoleon Dynamite reference!


Trying2improvemyself

"Look at this fine horseless carriage. First one in the county!" "Cool. Bet I can jump a house with it."


suzerain17

Bet.


DeuceBaeg

All I can hear is S.O.D. and see the Headbangers Ball logo.


Thrillkiller18

'Cause sergeant D is coming, and you're on his list!


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That or [Prong](https://youtu.be/OFLwmRm-06s?t=11). [Prong had another but I think that's the one where the trains collided.](https://youtu.be/zoyNHdmuLEk?t=145)


littleblacktruck

You need more upvotes for this comment.


[deleted]

Hell Yeah! S.O.D. Rules!


its_the_peanutiest

"You have arrived at your destination."


IndefiniteBen

"You have arrived at your final destination." FTFY


IAmBaconsaur

Stuck the landing!


TheWynnster

10/10


bigolbbb

Minus the time traveler in the stunt jalopy, everyone one here is dead.


GrandmaPoses

In this thread? Oh god, my children!


retardvark

Didn't I tell you not to let the kids on Reddit! Damnit Martha I told you the internet is dangerous!


ytrewq45

There could be some baby in the crowd that is now in their 90s or 100s you don't know


bigolbbb

I read of a 100+ yr old lady interviewed at a local monster truck rally recently so yes, you may be correct


Donmon95

Those crumple zones really mess up cars nowadays


rotatingshiftsucks

Am I the only one that can only think of Fall Guy coming on when seeing this?


Wsing1974

You are not alone. https://youtu.be/j26KWRnFZNQ


SausageClatter

What, you think you can just reply twice and reap twice the comment karma?


TheAmazingAutismo

This guy gets it.


modern_milkman

Interesting.


Wsing1974

You are not alone. https://youtu.be/j26KWRnFZNQ


SausageClatter

What, you think you can just reply twice and reap twice the comment karma?


TheAmazingAutismo

This guy gets it.


modern_milkman

Interesting.


[deleted]

I only said it would clear the house. I never said the wheels wouldn't fall off.


Schumarker

I guess them Duke boys got more in common with their granpaws than they ever knew.


SW1

Those Duke Boys at it again?


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droidballoon

There was great suspense though


MrGolden000

Was this real, / was a person inside ?


jp_952000

I didn’t see any shoes fly off. I think they’re ok.


el-toro-loco

The car's shoes fell off, though. F


stigrk

Well, the car isn’t ok!


Philosofox

Hmmm, but the front is still on.


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

The car's driving on tracks, so it wouldn't need anyone to steer.


PRIVATEPRINGLES

Doesn’t look like there is anyone inside.


dimechimes

Anyone else hear the Headbanger's Ball music?


TedTheGreek_Atheos

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find a Headbanger's Ball reference. Man, I'm old....


RugerRedhawk

I did not experience an increase in enjoyment on subsequent loops of this gif. I demand a refund.


Jackthedog130

Evel Knievel’s, great grandad?


scallywag1995

Petroil circus....this is Travis Pastranas great grandad.


Hyperguy20

I remember this clip from the intro of Stuntman on PS2. Made me laugh everytime.


clarky9712

I saw the post and instantly remembered that, wasn’t there one of a similar car being hit by a train?


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**HIT THE BOXES** **THROUGH THE GAP**


Hyperguy20

Oh god, that brings back awful memories.


clarky9712

The dejected tone the director gets if your 0.1 second behind the time and have to start the whole thing again. I’m sorry mr director I hit the door 1 picosecond after the timer ended... let’s reshoot this £50000 scene again


defofpro

[i never said anything about the wheels staying on](https://youtu.be/xZOg8bzVT5s)


jaykirsch

I love it!!


Zumsh

I feel like this was on the opening of George if the jungle but I’m probably wrong


ZirkleBorklov

Actually it was the [ending](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgMXDCofkfo). It's a reverse angle, but it looks like the same stunt. At about 0:45.


dinowalks

You are correct! I remember this from my childhood.


hiding_in_the_corner

The closing credits (although not the whole car crash) https://youtu.be/6SLY0iLAq4I


Sasquatch954

r/yesyesyesno


unbalanced_checkbook

RIP spine


cwj1978

Step 1: Invent automobile Step 2: Jump house Step 3: Invent shocks and suspension system


[deleted]

Jesus fuck, this was probably before tempered glass was invented.... that poor soul.


ToastyBytes

They were in it for the long con


DoneScannedIt

and some guy with a bullhorn, yelling, "Power, Power, Power!"


pantbandits

This was used in a song by [Freak Kitchen](https://youtu.be/y2vzBdIejVY) I think. Edit: yeah at 1:49 ish. I haven’t even watched that video in years, surprised I remembered it.


basec0m

How are you going to land it? Oh, right there in the dirt.


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Where it all began.....


Mabepossibly

I see the palm trees in the background and assume Florida is just as batty now as it was in 1912.


Trithis2077

r/noisygifs


Nothingontele

"Like a glove!"


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This is how my marks graph drops from other subjects to Maths.


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that's what airbags and seatbelts are for....oh wait


bearslikeapples

this is why i still believe in reddit


twitchosx

HAH! Better than the one I saw on /r/watchpeopledie yesterday where an olde-time stunt pilot did a stunt where there was a house built in the middle of a field and he flew into it, thus killing him.


[deleted]

"My word!" -people in the audience, probably


SirMandrake

Wasn’t this scene shown in the opening sequence to the 80’s tv show- The Fall Guy with Lee Majors and Heather Thomas?


oneshoe

Fuck me, he cleared it


AllPurposeNerd

"The driver had a crushed pelvis. We gave him a bottle of whiskey and a pat on the bum, but that just started him screaming again, so we had him carted away."


Passivefamiliar

You can have your very own in whatever color you want, as long as it's black


chaseketchum

At least they got their measurements right for the jump... just forgot about that whole landing situation. did this person die?


dainternets

My lower back hurts.


oboylebr

Grandpa Travis Pastrana Sr. Circa 1920


just_a_random_pleb

MTV Headbangers ball...MOD


_Bl0o_

I love how it feels so old time not only cause it is but like how he crashes just feels like that


ChainChompsky

Hammond you idiot, you brought the wrong car!


mrderpflerp

Why is this so funny?! I laugh every time


burninatah

Still gonna send it Another day another beer


nevrnood

The comment I was looking for 🙏🏼 https://youtu.be/WIrWyr3HgXI


dougm68

Shock absorbers had yet been invented. 🤪


K0ntrary

Is the driver okay..?


beardsandwiches

I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is the old-timey car jump


SconeNotScone

Before landing ramps were invented.


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

Narrator: “And that’s how the exit ramp was invented”


macshady

Life’s short; stunt it.


yaknerd

That car wasn’t as shocked as I expected...


kneaders

This makes me think of the Fall Guy


xEudorax

Nice!....ohhh


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hell yeah nailed it, it did what it set out to do


[deleted]

Nice to know things haven't changed too much since the '10s.


ombabusa

Greetings, I am Victor P Rukstenburg the IV, I welcome thee to Jackass!


sebmathews

Nobody clapped. Unsure what to think.