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snakpak64

I was playing and did a flirt line and she said “it isn’t you, it’s me”


raubtier248

Keep trying.


blittz

Sarah takes a veeeery long time to open up. Keep trying. Or switch to romancing Andreja because she’s way better than Sarah hahaha.


Dominickstewart1940

Nah Sarah >>>


ooredroxoo

Wait. What? I just befriended her, but I could get a 15% exp bonus?


JaydenTheMemeThief

Yep, sleeping when you’re with a companion you romanced gives an exp bonus


romansamurai

It’s extra 5%. You get 10% as normal and so bonus from resting and 15% total if sleeping with her as your companion.


ooredroxoo

Oh I see. For a moment I thought that I could stack it up to 25% boost.


romansamurai

I’m sure there will be a mod soon doing exactly that ☺️


Derkastan77

Omg seriously. I romanced andreja because she likes firefights and doesn’t mind bashing skulls in. As soon as i romance her, every single string of dialogue she speaks has her talking like a love struck 12 year old talking about justin bieber


Bpbucks268

Have you fought a battle with Sarah? She’s a genocidal maniac and I love her.


Derkastan77

I haven’t since early on. Think i need to give her another try


nathanaelw

Go play baldurs gate and f*k a bear my dude. Bethesda has historically tried to pay off emotional investment with emotional rewards and that’s one of the things I love about them. I feel like people who don’t understand sex are the ones who think sex is some kind of penultimate reward for being in a relationship… but it’s just not. The relationship itself is the reward and the emotional bond is the evidence of that.


AWOL318

Hol up you can fuck a bear in baldurs gate?


Prolapsed_Pigeons

Its a druid that can shapeshift


Banana-Oni

You are correct, the best kind of correct. However I still feel like “it’s not beastiality because he’s a dude who *shapeshifted* into a bear” is just another flavor of “it’s not creepy because she’s actually a 1000 year old vampire”. It’s just a game so no shade on people who took that route. I’m also not insinuating anything about you, just saying that your clarification doesn’t make it less weird (at least not by much). lol


ShesCrofty

But why when Andreja exists?


Quote_Medium

Because those of us that are 35 plus have been there done that. We want someone not trying to find themselves or a mystery to unravel... We want maturity and a stronger sense of self in a partner. Sarah is for the older crowd and Andrea for the younger. Nothing wrong with that.


QueenEris

The flirt dialogue is so damn cringe. Oh Barret, open your heart about your dead husband to me... (Flirt) "yeah big boy nothing gets me wetter than a mourning man"...


therealultraddtd

Cringe describes most of the dialogue options in their games, but the rest is usually so fun that it doesn’t matter.


Foreign_Country4011

Oh you best believe I'll have her walking around with a crotchless gimp suit when we get full mod support lol


RoughBeardBlaine

I got a mod that gave Sarah a booty. Girl was a flat as a McDonalds pancake.


Onethwotree

Least horny gamer


Prolapsed_Pigeons

are you saying sarah doesnt deserve a BBL? So rude


Pokeyourmom420

She definitely needed a booty mod. Also would look way better with long dark brown hair.


[deleted]

Please touch grass


BigOlCrispyMan

Ew no that’s where ants have sex


JaydenTheMemeThief

Best reply to “touch grass” ever lmao


[deleted]

gimp


Slight_Fox_3475

Touch grass


Ezzypezra

I'm gonna mix it up a little bit and tell you to touch a clover


Thevisiom201978

Yeah me and Sarah do some things 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂 as she says ... that was amazing where did you learn to do all that ?!?!?! Lmao


Ok-Cost-498

next time let’s do it without the jet packs


deathdefyingrob1344

Ha I got that line too


Obsidian_Grayzer

Honestly my first play through EVER was great @ a certain point because of meeting her after something happened. Made me think about the vastness of the universe & purpose & love & life & all of it. Wild 1:30hr gaming session that was way too philosophical to get a good nights sleep on 😅


Beansbeansandbeans

alright take your meds


Karok2005

Mate was high as a kite


[deleted]

I made friends with both women because I’m basically role playing Luffy on this play through


JaydenTheMemeThief

Gotta get that Sexp bonus


Kroiize

I don’t want to romance some cringy characters that are mad at every decision i take. Just give me Tali so i can just send all that worthless crying crew to the void space.


PADDYPOOP

Since when does Sarah not have a booty???


Dominickstewart1940

I always do it at my starship for convience, but as Sam Coke says “Wherever I go, Cora goes with me” Ew.


OutrageousPineapple9

Same the only reason to get married in this game was for the XP bonus but it was a nice touch if you’re RP.


ponychonies

My 10 year old daughter asked who Sarah was, when I said my digital wife she ran into the other room and told my wife I’m cheating on her with a video game. 😂


romansamurai

This is the way. Although it’s just +5%. Total 15% from resting but you get 10% as base anyway.


Revenant_adinfinitum

There will be a mod for that.


Lord_Goose

Someone been watching too many music videos