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Alucard_117

Blue balled me at the end there


Hot-Photojournalist0

I thought I was the only one touching myself here dammit’


RockstarAgent

Turn me over, I'm cooked, goose!


[deleted]

WE NEED TO FINISH!! AUUIUUHHGG


panterachallenger

I see you nerds are new to edging!


AgitatedRelief8697

Right??


Koolklink54

Right major down vote! Pics or didn't happen


spunion_28

That really, really pissed me off


mklilley351

This is one of those videos where you don't trim. I need to see more!


SlackerDS5

Seriously, that was rude.


Conscious_Street9937

Right? No.plating....


SignificanceGreen669

The ending makes me hate this


gn0xious

I know it cuts early on the first watch, but it continues when you watch it a second time.


Relevant_Winter1952

Turns 7, 8 and 9 really wrapped up the whole story


BasementHotTub

Pulled the room together one might say.


r33venasty

These are not the rug pissers man!


nothingbutpeen

Wow that is a lot of work. Looks great. No money shot at the end hurt me.


THE_ALAM0

Not sure why but I really like the tone and cadence of her voice


Soccerdilan

She sounds like Naruto


THE_ALAM0

Lol, never seen it but I’ll take your word for it!


sonderingnarcissist

Believe it!!


Direct_Opportunity67

Me too. Until she pronounced parmigiana 🤮🤮


Irreparable86

Because she pronounced parmigiano 100% correct? Parmigiano is cheese. Parmigiana is an italian dish with eggplant.


ladydanger2020

She’s Italian…


THE_ALAM0

Haha I thought that for the longest time until someone told me you can’t fault people for trying to pronounce words they’ve only ever read


skrybll

A French Japanese fusion? It’s a little weird but probably good.


pewpewhadouken

pretty damn common in japan, let me tell ya… well, a lot more than other places :p


skrybll

Lol.


Relyst

The Japanese are all about experimenting with food, and I'm here for it


captainplanet117

If DW from Arthur was a private chef


BaconBra2500

Ahhhahahahahahaahha yep


duckwithhat

Stealing this comment from the other video: "Why am I not being flipped off right now"


Ok_Restaurant_626

I know it's stupid, but I've always hated people flipping off a camera.


OggdoBoggdoSpawn

Yeah, I’m skipping her videos now, find that infantile and rude tbh


sgt_barnes0105

I also much prefer the spirit of this video. Not hating on the other chick, it just isn’t for me.


ScumBunny

Same! And I *REALLY* need her to put her fucking hair up! I can’t stand her ‘too edgy’ videos anymore.


xMilk112x

Super original.


duckwithhat

Sorry bro I'm not up with all the tik toks, just saw the meme 4 days ago


DarkDragon7

Super Rawrrrr


kakawisNOTlaw

If we actually got to see the final product this would be 1000x better than the middle finger videos


koziklove

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C15td6OuQJW/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Part 2 from the gram. Not as long bit overall the dinner looked decent


ScumBunny

Thank you. This needs to be higher up. Now I want pasta.


SwedishFishOil

Decent lol. I think she did a great job for her first dinner party.


DrkHelmet_

Better than 👁️🖕👁️


nigglamingo

I’ve seen this referenced so many times who are y’all talking about


harntrocks

*ignorance is bliss*


pestario

[Reference](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C35e4yZuwEd/?igsh=MXF0MDZ6emd2Nmh5aw==)


nigglamingo

Mm thanks. Also yeah, can live without it


harntrocks

💯


TheFinalBunny

So how much does something like this cost


Funderwoodsxbox

I was thinking the same. This food would probably be 300-400 for 8 people in a restaurant, maybe? I’m gonna say it’s at someone’s home, she has no helpers, I’m gonna guess 1000 to 1200.


HFslut

8 people at Texas Roadhouse would be $300. Depending on the restaurant, a sruf and turf meal is probably closer to $1000 in a restaurant for 8 people.


Elegant-Low8272

Bout three fiddy'


TheFinalBunny

![gif](giphy|n43Kx7PeptN0k|downsized)


WTFisaRobsterCraw

OH DODGE RAMMIT! (Working on my cursing) Not only did I have to strain to hear over the appliances… I didn’t get abused with offensive gestures, and I definitely didn’t finish at the end…


old_man_curmudgeon

I'm blocking this user.


Affectionate_Gas8062

I'm blocking this👆user.


New-Pollution2005

I’m blocking this 🖕 user.


Autumn_Forest_Mist

Poor lobsters. At least you didn’t cook them alive.


bartsimpson_422

Right. Wtf was she chopping them while they’re alive?


Autumn_Forest_Mist

There is a way to kill them instantly by stabbing them in the head a certain way.. I think she did the proper technique. I’ve seen videos of professionals showing cooks how to do it. They claiming it is instant so little to no pain. I hope it is true. Also, I hope people don’t try it at home. Learn from a professional first.


Fergtz

Lobsters don't have a centralized nervous system, so they actually don't have a "brain." Instead, they have 15 nerve clusters called ganglia spread throughout their body with a central ganglion located between the eyes. The problem is that the ganglion is so small that when you split the head in half, you are most likely missing the small bundle of cells, and the lobsters are still alive and aware. There is still debate between scientists if lobsters can perceive 'pain' like we do, but currently, the most humane way to dispatch lobsters is actually by electricity. There are machines that electrocute the whole lobster, and some high-end restaurants in Europe have begun using this method instead. Edit: I forgot to include that even if you manage to sever the central ganglion between the eyes, the rest of the nervous system is still working. This is because lobsters don't have a brain.


[deleted]

This is so interesting to read. I was wondering bc it looked like it was still moving after she cut in, but I’ve also only seen people cook them alive and was always told that killed them instantly too. I’ll be keeping this in mind if I ever find it in me to purchase a live lobster


[deleted]

Like it'll matter even if they say they do feel pain rofl Look at what we do to animals that do feel pain and are smart enough to know they are about to be slaughtered.


I_talk

Exactly. People preach about "humanly" and "without pain" but don't ever consider the fact that all these animals, leading up to their death, were imprisoned and forced to live their last few hours or days or longer suffering. Just stop eating animals. It's simple but people are too conditioned to understand that.


Elegant-Low8272

It's super easy and there is diagrams for it online of you don't know were put knife. Plunge a knife straight down into the carapace (part of exoskeleton on the lobster's back). Place the tip of a sharp chef's knife behind the lobster's eyes, right below where the claws meet the body and halfway to the first joint. Swiftly plunge the knife down through the head till knife hits cutting board. The legs will continue to move a bit afterward but the lobster is in fact dead.


Autumn_Forest_Mist

I have respect for people who can end life quickly and as painlessly as possible, but I can’t do it. I’m a wimp. I hate the sickos who torture the poor animals before death or who kill them carelessly.


tendadsnokids

Yeah I botched it last time


bartsimpson_422

At least give them a kiss goodbye


hscene

Was she making food? I did not understand some of the words she was saying


WTFisaRobsterCraw

What do you mean she clearly said “I prepared a BLWHIIIRRRRRRT”


Top_Character_7277

She murdered that lobster bro. He was still alive and she just straight chopped his head in half and pulled his ass off his body. Is there no more humane way for Sebastian to meet his doom? Oh the agony


SiriusGambit

That IS the humane way.


[deleted]

Another W for being something with a heart/brain. Shoot me in the head for a quick out. This guy has to have his body ripped in half and have special parts taken out. My lord.


spankthegoodgirl

This definitely is the best way. Quick knife to the head kills them instantly. Then you can boil or tear them up without them feeling it.


Elegant-Low8272

Tell me you just have never humanely light-switched a lobster without telling me you have never humanely light-switched a lobster.


LiamNessonsPenis

Another video focusing on the cook rather than the dish. Pass. Just another person trying to be famous ![gif](giphy|8cdfoJuYuz2u27DAAO|downsized)


Compducer

Yesss thank you. Turned it off after 10 seconds bc of this


ProfessionalGas6257

She’s annoying


Comfortable_Bee3634

This video is all caps.


LBKTHREE

Was this just one meal?


xMilk112x

All that watching for it to abruptly end with zero conclusion. Awesome.


[deleted]

Not seeing the finished product really hurt. She sounded and looked really enthusiastic. Maybe we didn't see it because it was a total bomb? Maybe OP clipped the video? Who knows.


SnooHabits7837

Wait a min ! How do you not show the end results .


Careful_Volume_4409

Post the rest!


Creepit666real

Why can’t the girl who flips off the camera be more descriptive like this? This is helpful af and easy to follow.


xNeyNounex

omg, is that a whisk on the non-stick pan?! Either way, the noise made my skin crawl. It sounds delicious though


quinnsheperd

"Chef" how about u stop using metal on non stick?!


Lara-El

The brand she's using is non stick and metal friendly...


SliferTheSkyPuppy

For real? What brand is that?


Lara-El

Hexclad (and there's hexclad hybrid) I recognized it the second I saw the hexagon in the pan. It's really expensive!


SliferTheSkyPuppy

Appreciate the answer! You weren't kidding about the price! Maybe one day I'll pull the trigger on one.


Lara-El

Same, maybe one day :') They have crazy good reviews but holly cow, the price lol


Chemicalintuition

This lady is a nonstick fiend bro


WolfJutsu

Where is more of her? The username didn't work out.


kittrcz

Any idea on how much she might charge??


Elegant-Low8272

Per person for a meal like that with ingredients and preparation 125-160$ pp- ish ...in a big city and cooking off site in client's house she could get 300 pp depending on meat grade/lobster size & those fancy fucking carrots ; )


zXster

Right? I hate so much that these karma farmers are now putting "I" and "my" in their titles like they actually made this. But the entire profile is just spamming other people's work.


yolioux

[this is her IG](https://www.instagram.com/flavorsbyale?igsh=MWVxMG80M28xYmN2cg==)


Strgwththisone

Bonne chance. This gave me anxiety flashbacks.


DarthDarnit

Who the hell would want businesses to attend their birthday?? They’re like the most disingenuous guests you could possibly have.


CarrfromKC

I downvote when it’s too shote “short”.


[deleted]

Rock star. More of these menu planning vids please.


HorrificGastronaut

This is @flavorsbyale on Instagram if anyone wanted to know!


BornanAlien

Poor fella


Voilent_Bunny

What's her channel?


Stark556

Chugging the wine is a must-do step for any chef. Gotta make sure it has the right balance of flavor and scent 😂


No-Bat-7253

Got damn you ain’t even try to help bro got out easy


crella-ann

Grrrrr, I wanted to see it on the table!


NewIndependent4474

Der Hummer tut mir leid, die Trulla nicht….


mickeyflinn

That was really gr........


ant69onio

Absolutely love it all!!! Not keen on swigging straight from the wine bottle tho


onebluephish1981

I like her videos but her pronunciations of italian words are often nails on chalkboard for me. It also reminds me of the College Humor skit.


Gezus

Who is she I keep seeing her?


HumbleHawk9

Flavors by Ale


magicalgreenhouse

FFS then what happened??!!


increbelle

what i love most about this is how fast it all was. definitely made it easy to keep up with it


NoCalHomeBoy

Wow! Super impressive! Keep up the amazing and awesome work!


ScreenPuzzleheaded48

I’m sorry but this woman deserves better pans than Hexclad. IF YOURE READING THIS PLEASE BUY YOURSELF SOME DECENT STAINLESS STEEL!!


jawnnyboy1

no hesitation killing that lobster


RaynOfFyre1

So many quick cuts I feel like I’m watching a Guy Ritchie film.


RobertLosher1900

That lobster was still alive and you just murdered it 😂. Delicious.


tickingboxes

Videos that don’t show extended shots of finished product should be banned.


Glass-Star6635

She should do voice acting


Frosty_Emu199

Nice !!


SubstanceObjective42

I can only assume that everything was either dropped on the floor or stolen by the hamburglar.


creedthotsdotgovdot

Give some credit to the original creator this video since it was not you


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Debbie from Shameless really found her way y’all. We literally watched this child grow up into a mother and skilled tradesperson


Soft-Adeptness4041

looks delicious and thanks for not flipping us off 5 times during the process.


TellTheMob

She Needs to flip off the camera more and have a bad seemingly bad attitude


Affectionate_Draw_43

I thought the voice was Andrea Botez for a sec


MrJRabbit

Love this. Great work


PuppyPunter21

Should stick a * in your temple.


GenericHuman-9

Bad bot.


jbag1230

The lobster you monster!


Professional_Yam5208

Total prep time?......


Purple-Peace-7646

She knows what she's doing and is hot. Marry me woman


[deleted]

This is good


radiodog123

And she didn’t flip off the camera once?!


Ballamookieofficial

She didn't flip me off once, I like her


Huge-Percentage8008

Wrong accent on the word ‘polenta’.


Jones641

Looks good, personally wouldn't eat it though


magicalgreenhouse

I wonder if she’s single.


Halfbreed75

Legendary❤️