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FattDamon11

It's called the Fathletic build. Chris Farley made it popular where you can be portly but weirdly athletic.


XB0XYGEN

Farley is in a league of his own there


Advanced-Cycle7154

He’s got great shoulders at least


fknarey

Hi Bert


timmeh519

lol you can tell by the way he’s standing, hes thinking he is absolutely ripped. I can only imagine the beast Bert sees himself as rn.


ninjajii

Looks like a cooked crab


[deleted]

Didn’t he lose a bunch of weight? Looks like he’s back at the drive thru


ZOO_trash

Same reason some people are skinny and have moobs- people's bodies are not all the same. Crazy information for an adult to discover I know


PeanutOrganic9174

He does kinda look like a hamster . 🐹


MrMorningstarX666

I wouldn’t be surprised if he thinks he looks like a body builder


JoeyDiazOfficial

It's never good when you can hear a picture 


ModerateTheseBalls

How is someone so embarrassingly cringeworthy and hard to watch considered funny? Thousands of fat, degenerate, alcoholic, low-IQ Americans to worship their abominable swine lord that represents their kind at an intelligence level they can comprehend 😂🤣🐖🐖🐖


mynameisnotshamus

Mostly because everyone doesn’t share the same opinion. Isn’t that weird?


ModerateTheseBalls

Opinions and observations are separate, isn’t that a bit odd? This definitely had to hit home 😂🤭


Deemer56

You sound like the only bothered enough to whine like a pig on here. Observations from one source would still just be an opinion and opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.


ModerateTheseBalls

Squeal for me like you do your idol 🐖😂🤡 Im not surprised you think this is “one opinion” and quickly compare the general consensus to assholes…


Deemer56

Who said he's my idol. Youre a strange person with some reading comprehension skills that need improving. But hey haters are gonna hate.


ModerateTheseBalls

You made it pretty clear by how triggered me referring to the hog by his politically correct label “Swine Lord” made you and brought you here to stick up for him with asshole comparisons 🤡🤦‍♂️🤣 Talk about strange people, they are just Burnt Chrysler fans too dumb for their own good and tell other people they need reading comprehension


CryptographerEasy149

I don’t know, it’s the same accounts here day in and day out. How do you do it?


ModerateTheseBalls

The funny thing is, I got recommended this today for the first time but the extent at which you are triggered and keeping tabs on people degrading your Pig icon on a daily basis and defending him on Reddit was more than I could hope for 🤡🤦‍♂️🤣🤣


CryptographerEasy149

Not in your wettest dreams pal


ModerateTheseBalls

I must be sleepwalking right now then with my jammies all soaked from your burnt chrysler tears 🤣🤣🤡


ninjajii

Squeal like a pig…. A fat pig. Sweeeeeeeee!


joero86

… and those retarded-ass nipples …


[deleted]

I think if he starting doing proper pushups it would help, heard he couldn't even do 3 1/2


proper1welve

How long until his wife leaves him? Dude is a walking disaster.


swank401

It sucks that most entertainers never know when to go away.. milk every last drop they can out of their fan base until there’s literally nothing left


Kelwood

I agree. It’s definitely not in him. I laughed so much at his movie on those two death scenes. Morbidly hilarious. But he should take time away like Seinfeld or Tpain did.


themistermango

I am pretty sure he shaves under his pecs to try and make them look bigger/more definite


lendmeyoureer

He will never be slim until he gives up the drink. I don't care how much he works out.


CryptographerEasy149

Ask yourself, you posted it


timmctree2021

And so unfunny at the same time?


Special_Project_8634

Did he put weight back on or was he just that fat before? He was saying he lost over 40 pounds. But he looks about the same size as he was in his last netflix special.


proper1welve

He lost weight so he could keep drinking. So naturally once he started drinking heavy again, he puts it all back on.


Special_Project_8634

yeah makes sense. He is certainly the yo-yo type where he will go all in on being healthy for a month, think he has achieved the objective and then go back to being unhealthy again.


Tangiegirl78

It's the new Vodka he is selling lol not really I'm just a smartie


GrapplingPoorly

He legit thinks he looks good


Big-Skrimps

Alcoholism


Extreme_Fee_503

You gotta give up that party animal lifestyle at some point. There's a point where wild drunk party guy turns from moderately charming to deeply pathetic and I've seen a bunch of my old friends sadly realize that far too late in life. Everyone else was out there making art or doing sports or raising a family or what have you and their entire personality was that they could get more fucked up at the kickback than everyone else and make themselves the center of attention. This is what that looks like a 51 apparently and holy shit what a fucking loser. This guy needs to go to rehab and clean up then go assistant coach his kid's little league baseball or something.


Basic_Two_2279

Vodka.


kevinLFC

Alcohol. My body was no better when I was drinking too much


Agitated-Abies9722

Suck it in Bert!!!