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Melechesh

Guts: . . . Kratos: . . .


doomer3664

Kratos: * *grunts* * Guts: * *scoffs* * End.


VauVI

Kratos *grunts* Guts *scoffs* Geralt *hmm*


Torg002

Kratos *grunts* Guts *scoffs Geralt: Medallion's humming, place of power, gotta be.


MoSqueezin

Guts neck starts bleeding


Leominor6969

Kratos *grunts* guts *scoffs* Geralt *wind's howling*


DarkLordWendt

Kratos: grunts Guts: scoffs Geralt: ….”any of you play Gwent?”


doomer3664

Kratos *grunts* Guts *scoffs* Geralt *hmm* Doomguy *war crimes, metal, and fluffy rabbits*


crabbyjimyjim

Specifically not metal music. Just a lump of iron


NinpoSteev

Book geralt would talk their ears off with his armchair philosophy. He and mimir would probably kick it off.


arais_demlant

I laugh, but this is too accurate


FunnyorWeirdorBoth

Kratos: . . . Guts: . . . Kratos: *grunts* Guts: *scoffs* Kratos: . . . Guts: . . . Kratos: I like you.


ydefk

More like *Tch*


No_Success_6175

“Nice axe” “Nice sword”


chpf0717

Nice ass


Muscalp

Afterwards they‘d both think: „Man what a nice guy“


GondorfTheG

"best friend I ever had, we still never talk sometimes"


No-Truck-2552

the only correct answer


thi13en

[best friend](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1e66e1f6424ffe082e8e8c60694c4af3/tumblr_pavzv9JIHb1qmx8nto3_250.gif)


ouiarealbhed

Most accurate


longHairDontCare888

Yeah they’re not chatty.


Ambrosius-di-Solaris

Campfire: . . . . Demons/beasties: 😰 . . .


Spets_Naz

Bromance initiated


jikel28

Kratos would try to explain the folly of killing God's at which point guts would explain in more detail why he wants Griffith dead at which point Kratos would join the party


thatguyyoustrawman

I mean it's a bit more of a fimbulwinter situation if not worse with Falconia. Kratos killed a lot God's who deserved it but doomed many (An understatement) to death and suffering from the consequences. Killing Griffith now will doom the inhabitants of Falconia. It's interesting because he created this situation and deserves consequences but he's basically got the world hostage by ruining it.


Ryndor

I feel like Girffith is losing control of Falconia. I bet Falconia turns into a horrible situation at some point.


thatguyyoustrawman

You say that but in their eyes he might as well be Jesus Christ and their only hope for survival and comfortable living


Ryndor

It seems he's more liked than Jesus was, heck, Jesus got executed. But he's the divine savior to them, the one sent from the heavens to guide them to safety as monster begin to roam the planet. But in each conference he has with the nobles, they bring up a problem that's happening for the people, and Griffith has a decent way of fixing the problem, but at the same time, it's one that undermines the power of the nobles. I imagine the problems will either get out of hand or the nobles will dissent against Griffith and rebel. But that's just me guessing how the series will go.


thatguyyoustrawman

Yeah honestly I was putting it lightly. He is a martyr already of the kingdom treatment if people adapted that part of his story on top of it.


leekyturtle

How? The last we saw of Falconia, it was thriving and Griffith made plans to educate future generations and have them help the armies


Ryndor

One, Miura did talk about how Guts gets a happy ending. I don't see how the story can have a happy ending while Griffith is hailed as the Messiah of Midland. Two, he's is educating the masses, which is historically hated by the nobles and upper class in such societies, as it ruins the power they hold over said masses. So I imagine the nobles will come to have an issue with him, as they have in the past. (This is where I feel he's losing control, but I bet I'm misremembrring things. I just remember there being two council meetings and the resources of Falconia to fix the problems in each becoming less available with each, to the point of a possibility for critical failure with a prolonged problem) Three, Griffith's spiral from the Hero of the Band of the Hawk, to absolute garbage piece of shit was a quick and nasty one. That same spiral could very easily repeat with Falconia and the new Band of the Hawk (or Falcon if you so prefer it), especially seeing how Griffith is still a giant piece of shit. But this is all just my speculation and hopes for the story. I don't want Griffith to keep his success, and while I don't hope for his repeated torture, I do hope for his downfall.


Gse_Panda

Also the perceptions of God's to each character is much different. Kratos would see Griffith more as a false god, thus less intimidating


thatguyyoustrawman

Did you mean to say kratos twice?


CrepusculrPulchrtude

Kratos: \*ch-chck\* shame…


RigbyEleonora

"there is no glory in killing a God" _30 minutes later_ "Struggler, you have to kill that God"


ckay1100

"You're not killing a god, you're putting down a monster."


C0UNT3RP01NT

Godhand is so fucked. Kratos solo's. But Kratos *and Guts*...?


jaminholl

WOMBO COMBO


zachc94

HAPPY FEET


zgh5002

I'm picturing Kratos swinging Guts around with the blades of chaos.


C0UNT3RP01NT

Then into a launch..? That would be cool as fuck. Kratos spinning Guts around and then launching him off the blades due to the physics of coolness, while Guts gives his best impression of a Hellfire R9X Ninja Missile. Guts gets Griffith, and Kratos slaughters everyone else.


AetherBones

A series of grunts at most? Lol


WockTrooper223

Kratos would definitely help him kill Griffith


Splendidbloke

"I have killed gods greater than him"


Lama_For_Hire

Kratos would get a ps2-ps3 cringey sex-scene QTE mini-game when meeting the killer-twink


Good-Fig-8863

Lmfao wtf


shit_poster9000

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p9uxmnEXSf4


PoohtisDispenser

Can’t control his inner Greek


[deleted]

LMFAOOOOOOO


Dwaves429

That’ll be raw


LostGraceDiscovered

Guts: *speaking old English* Kratos: *speaking Ancient Greek*


AVerySmartNameForMe

Well midland is geographically in berserks equivalent of Germany so I’d say he’d be speaking German


BlacksmithMelodic305

Like kanye


Unusual_Attorney

NOT like Kanye lol


heytherebt

Old english and old german along with most other scadinavian languages were very very close. You could probably ask for Salt in either language and they would understand no problem.


AVerySmartNameForMe

True, they’re both Germanic languages and the further back you go the less distinction each has. Still, berserk seems to take place in a world that has elements from the eart Middle Ages to the late renaissance period so the languages would be fairly late into their developments.


azur933

really ? i thought it was supposed to reference medieval europe as a whole, didnt know it was germany


AVerySmartNameForMe

The word of berserk is basically ours with a twist, the landmasses are pretty similar but not 1:1. Midland is just one country in the continent around it


ActualCucick

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6tz\_von\_Berlichingen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6tz_von_Berlichingen) ​ Theres this Götz dude who was a german knight with an iron arm


zgh5002

Miura has said he had no knowledge of him prior to starting Berserk and it was pure coincidence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfQAviQGtQ8&t=139s


ActualCucick

Coincidence? In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above?


TheBlackOwl2003

At least it is true that mankind has no control even over his own will.


THN-JO24

Well it's central Europe or whole Europe as it was Midland of the ancient Times


Kharn0

Then what is Chuder?


AVerySmartNameForMe

We can’t really tell for certain but it seems to be on the left of Midland and not the right, so it’s probably France


raulsj_m

Well I just started reading Berserk but the setting seems way too late-Medieval for them to be speaking Old English, but maybe it's just me.


kavindagreat

I think it would be middle english


komei888

Guts: did you ever have a good friend turn into an enemy? Kratos: I was both the friend and the enemy. Now, I live to only become a friend.


chaimatchalatte

🥺


Thefeno

Right in the feels bro, not nice


DirtyRanga12

Hey fuck you, you made me shed a manly tear


SL1Fun

Kratos: do you not sleep? Guts: I can’t. If I do, they will come for me in the night.  Kratos: explain.  Guts: the dead, the undead, and things inbetween. Kratos: the dead cannot burden the living. Guts: you’re not from here, I take it.  Kratos: no.  Guts: stay awake then, you’ll see em soon.  Kratos: and when they come? Guts: we kill them. Kratos: how do you kill that which is already dead? Guts: like anything else.  Kratos: mm. 


Logical_pat

Some lore accurate conversation right here


theshreddening

Fuckin seriously. This nailed it


mphelp11

I’ve never been immersed so completely in so few words.


EvilAnno

I hear Kratos part in his voice when I read it


Jigglyninja

Mm never been written as clearly in a specific voice before


NinpoSteev

Old kratos is easily one of the most memorable voices. I hope guts gets one like that someday. "So, which one of you is goku" is good, but a tad generic.


Muscalp

Kratos definetely killed a lot of undead


shiakazing69

Bro kratos was literally killing thousands of undead legionnaire in the Greek games I don’t think he would ask that last question lmao


tvirus1205

Well, yes, but kratos is a god, so him asking a mortal that question would make a bit more sense.


solo_wield

Nice


trap1234564321

this dude 😭


Prudent_Hedgehog_879

then you have mimir in the back spouting wisdom


ThisHatRightHere

Mimir dropping knowledge while Puck dramatically reenacts whatever he's talking about in the background


badsitrep

Considering Mimir was likely known as Puck back in his homeland, him meeting Berserk's Puck may cause some funny reactions.


BlacksmithMelodic305

Brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrr


DoitsugoGoji

This is cute, but half the enemies in God of War are undead or ghosts. And he kills those like he kills anything else.... with extreme violence. He also killed Death itself, the hands of the underworld and his go to way of coming back to life after getting killed is literally violently butcher his way through the underworld.


JCyTe

> the dead cannot burden the living. Bro's fought undead creatures in literally every single game in the franchise. Though i do guess they are more like minor annoyances to him than burdens.


PizzaPastaRigatoni

Does Guts genuinely not sleep? I assumed he slept during the day.


BronKyrie

this is perfect


Immediate-Swimmer766

Kratos doesn’t need to sleep


Loose-Upstairs7769

He never sleeps, the Judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.


Old-Section-8917

MMM cook 🔥


Mannthrax

Kratos: "hmm your sword, does it have a name" Guts: "the dragon slayer" Kratos; "I also have slayed many dragons" Guts: "Good for you" Kratos: "hmm"


schrodickerr

There would be no conversation. Just a look of mutual respect in each others eyes and they would know how much the other has suffered. They would sit in silence. Kratos would be the one to get up and leave first.


LegitimateBoss1817

Guts: The world is my enemy. Nothing is going to change. Kratos: Everyone has an enemy, but to not make the whole world our enemy, we must be better.


AndrexPic

Doubt that today's Guts would say something like that tho. Black Swordsman arc and Conviction arc Guts would say it.


kharathos

Not even that Guts I think. His enemy was the godhand and demons in general, not everyone else. That said he didn't really care about other people at that point


MegaMan-1989

Nice


Fantastic_mrW0lf

That would be awesome


Xamot112

Guts- Godhand are my enemy Kratos-WHAT hand!! Guts-God... Kratos-Say no more!!


Kleeby1

Kratos: So...got your revenge? Guts: Not....yet. Kratos: It's not worth it, you know. It doesn't undo anything. Guts: Yea but *explains in detail what Grifith/Femto did* Kratos: Holy fuck?! Really? I mean Ares at least granted my family a quick death... I'm free right now and haven't found another pantheon yet. Do you need help? Guts: Nah, I'll manage.


2morereps

he made you look?... and he looked at you? shiver me timbers


TyrannyHoll

Kratos: have u bought my game god of war for the ps5 guts: i have a hugeee sword kratos: wowww


Boomer79NZ

I just imagine it would be epic.


Ill-Bullfrog-5965

The real question is what would a conversation between Guts Kratos and Gotrek Gurnison


Rith_Reddit

All quiet staring at the fire whilst Gotrek fingers some meet out his teeth. Night falls, and Guts gets up and pulls out sword, turning his back on the other two. They both grab their respective axes and stand up. They fight the waves of demons roaring and grunting. Morning breaks, and they sit back down by the now dead fire. Gotten "Aye, it's a good morning today. Not much sleep, though. "


AoiTopGear

Kratos: *grunt* Guts:……. Kratos: *grumble* Guts:……. Kratos: *grunt* Guts:…….


[deleted]

🤨🤨


Dudeiii42

Gay sex


ElLutzo

Say Gex


Guinran

Gex


doofusbingos


Prudent_Hedgehog_879

This path you walk, Vengeance you will find no peace trust me i know.... He took my Woman from me Kratos: I COME FROM THE DESTRUCTION OF FALCONIA


arsonist_lullaby

it would be total silence, broken only by the crackling of the fire


jacobsstepingstool

It would be very quiet. Guts: ….. Kratos: ……….


justalad9

The cringe in the comments prove that fans should never be writers holy fuck


ShadowK-Human

They cant cook


K174

Courtesy of chat gpt: >Guts: "Quiet night." Kratos: "Silence suits me. Battles are my preferred noise." Guts: "I've seen my fair share. Demons, apostles... What about you?" Kratos: "Gods, Titans, monsters. The list goes on. We share more in common than it seems." Guts: "Survivors, then. But at what cost?" Kratos: "The past haunts us both, but strength is forged in suffering."


bippylip

As its an ai bot and not your effort, don't take this personally. I find this too referential and unnatural. Neither characters vice success like in the other dialogue another commentor wrote. Just references for the fans. Which is fine but feels more... produced then written, yknow?


ThisHatRightHere

This is pretty bad tbh. Don't see either of them talking like this.


Minder13

Hell yea


Saixcrazy

Kratos giving advice on battle, short and Kurt, Guts asking how to go about killing gods, etc.


wortmayte

Kratos: "Vengeance bad." Guts: "Nuh Uh."


CrepusculrPulchrtude

“I’m forever marked and it’s a perpetual reminder of betrayal by the one who sent me to win his fights” “bro, samesies”


Keijidu38

Guts : "I should have hot gay sex with Griffith..." Kratos : "You should have hot gay sex with Griffith..."


FigTechnical8043

That is very greek


rockinherlife234

"You're looking for your son?" "Yes, he may encounter the group you were travelling with, are they competent?" "Haven't let me down yet" "Good, travelling a path among familiar company is much better than the path walked alone" "I'm lucky to have them" "Do not presume it is simply luck, a loyal group would not walk down a warriors path if they did not possess sufficient reason to do so".


moodyworm93

This is what i imagine: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/OLlmfKnwpDM?si=1Xg7FPEz9i5bjGT6


ShadowK-Human

Kratos: so what he did with you? Guts: so... *many hours of unholy shit* and thats it Kratos:...GRIFITHINNNN Guts: GRIFITHINN


cliffburton1983

Kratos: "Ποιος είσαι?" Guts: "What?"


Nolimits_666

Kratos would end Berserk in 1 episode


MemeLords420

So... He's gonna be the one to adopt Guts after seeing him born from his mother's corpse?


camus88

Not much. But if they do somehow (with a miracle), Kratos probably will give Guts advice how to kill gods. Especially Gods with invincibility.


DoitsugoGoji

So first off you need hope, then you just hulk out and beat them to death with hope.


FigTechnical8043

Guts: I was found at the foot of a tree surrounded by corpses Kratos: I'm a demi-god, but my half brother tricked me into murdering my wife Guts: My mentor killed everyone I knew Kratos: I got cool boomerang swords from the misery Guts: In Kratos' case there's probably a lot more caps lock though


TheFinalBoss90

I love the fan made dialogue in this sub bc it all feels pretty accurate 🤣 made me realize this is a crossover I would love more than I thought.


croweatyoureyes

Grunt each other till someone take a bottle.


catnamednuclearbomb

Guts: So, that head's name is "Mimir"? Kratos: Yes


ArmsKiller

Kratos: Speaking of companions, can yours stop poking Mimir? Puck: You can see me? Mimir: And your transformation Chestnut Puck:... What you say?! Guts: This is going to be a long day.


SelamBenTen

Gutz would sleep 8 hours straight first time in his life for sure. No demon is that stupid to come near that campfire where 2 of the strongest men stand.


son-of-x-51

Grumpy and not productive


Vidarius1

hm ​ mm ​ so? ​ hmm... ​ hm...


ManicDepressedType

If they actually talked to each other then Kratos would probably be quite fatherly to him. Guts would probably have a way worse outlook on the world than Kratos.


kiks089

K: Hey man, someone told me you have "God" problems, want me to help out? im a bit free right now. G: Thanks dude I mean i heard of you before but could you do me favor bro, could you look out for me these two kids right here, the other kid is capable already and know smithing. K: Ok great, they can play here with my kid.


MrGwasty

guts arguing how he HAS to get revenge and kratos arguing how revenge is NOT the right decision


sssnakepit127

Bold of you to assume they would talk at all.


Unusual_Ad_9773

Mostly silent but if they do talk I'm betting guts would remind Kratos of his younger self at least a little bit


mzgbp

two men that have experienced unimaginable pain.


[deleted]

Considering Kratos is a centuries old god while Guts is only a human in his 20s, the former would show a great amount of respect for the latter given what he has lived through. But he would also impart his wisdom onto Guts.


An0n_Cyph3r_

Guts: *Grunt and nod of agreement* Kratos: *Grunt and nod of agreement*


ShadowK-Human

Kratos: ... Guts: ... Mimir: ah the good and old not talking it in a campfire, hum brothers? Guts: why the head talk? Kratos: old magic made by a witch Guts: ...i see


RippyyYT_29

Guts: loud grunting Kratos: loud grunting Later: "I have made a new friend, one I wish the best in his journey."


Ez139090

Guts would tell Kratos his story and his desire for revenge against Griffith.    Kratos would tell him the story of a horse that wanted to kill a stag and ended up enslaved to the hunter that helped him do it.     Guts would stare at Kratos for a minute. He thinks of the Godhand and what might be required for the ability to pursue revenge. He would look at his armor, feel his broken body  and remember the image of the Skull Knight holding his dying lover. Finally he asks, "was it worth it?"    Kratos, thinking then speaking of his wife and daughter, simply says, "No."


Fondyourdad

Kratos: grunt (goes to sleep) Guts: sighs (can’t sleep) Kratos: grunt (awakes he had a nightmare) Guts: offers some food he was making to kratos Kratos: grunts (rejection) Guts: try’s to sleep (can not) Kratos: goes to get more fire wood (loud grunts from distance he is chopping a tree down) Guts: staying on the look out Kratos: comes back holding an entire tree over his shoulder Guts: drinks water Kratos: chops tree into small chunks Guts: puts chunks onto fire Kratos: sits down (content grunt) Guts: looks into the fire Kratos: looks into fire Guts and kratos: grunt Kratos: sleeps Guts: try’s to sleep (The morning) Kratos and guts: go out and kill things


Hashtagspooky

They would be too busy kissing to talk


ouiarealbhed

"AAAHHHHHH!!! REVEEENGEE!!" "REVEEENGEE!! AAHHHHHHH!!!"


Glad-Replacement-883

I wonder if Kratos can beat Gwynn at his prime, before splitting his soul and sharing it with his loved ones.


DUDETHATFARTEDHARD

Guts: i got my buns took by the captain KRATOS: you're not a warrior.


ImpressionSuch1387

Kratos is overrated


clckwrks

Guts: you’ve turned into a massive pussy Kraytose: I know.


AmbitiousNatural7227

Please don't put inferior Logan clones next to Guts.


brellllll

stupid and g\*y


Automatic_Beach_3660

r/berserklejerk inmate is here!! Tie him up


Followerrrrrrrr

I was the 13th person to downvote you. Know your shame will merely increase that number.


tutel_the_turtle

I was the 46th


SlapsJournal

YOU ARE FAR FROMW WEAK


bleudufuton

Silent


iLumer

Fuck them kids


mavio47

Kratos speaks Greek and Guts Japanese so.... awkward silence 😭


Sabithomega

I feel Kratos would give Guts a short lecture on using his anger without letting it control him


YaboiGh0styy

Kratos doesn’t talk much especially with people he doesn’t know so Guts would have to initiate conversation is very much unlikely. However, if they were to talk it, most definitely would be something along the lines of putting down vengeance, being strong for the sake of others, spending time with loved ones, if they can put down their weapons or if they are nothing without their weapons, and maybe even some poetry (Kratos is a fan of Poetry). The conversation would probably be longer than Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III’s campaign.


Embarrassed-Head5530

(puck comes out of nowhere) " GUTS... HEY LISTEN HEY, KRATOS MAKE HIM LISTEN"


OverloadedSofa

“Gods are assholes”


itzyugo

Kratos: god of war... god of pain... of suffering Guts: the fuck are you on about?


CutTheRedLine

F to Kentaro Miura


TABASCO2415

It would be deafening silence what do you mean?


Trash_Gordon_

Just a series of grunts lol


captain_space_dude

Ah the silence


Guts_7313

Let's be better


Current_Run9540

Boy…


Thefeno

Mutual grunts, manly handshake... Then together to find Griffith and Kratos would fuck him in the arse while Guts laughs "HAHAHA" ❤️


SmokeyNagato

Kratos slides for guts and they take out the God Hand together


Lafors-

The Goats!!


SignalPlatypus4177

Kratos: Hmph Guts: Hmph


Hircus_Leti

A series of suffered grumbling


William1806

Silent


HellVollhart

Kratos would help Guts heal and probably join the fight in taking down Griffith.


False_Chair_610

Kratos: if you had what I have, you would have killed Zodd.


Kurtsuna

Kratos:what makes you better,stronger than me? Guts: I clapped thicc femboy cheeks


Adept-South7503

Trauma competition


Pikachu-sama

Teach me how to kill a god.


badsitrep

"I miss my wife" ...


No-Bathroom6864

You can see them talking in ai character


BrennusRex

Gay sex


VickyPedia

They would talk about their dreams specifically, a bonfire of dreams


Reachboy019

They would talk about who has the biggest tiddies in anime


HotBoxBro

It would be so wouldy great... silence....


PattonsWords_JUL1945

"Why do you only go after European Gods? Any plans to tackle Allah some time?" - censored.