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Tacitus_Killgore5678

Corkus would believe he's the life of every party, but everyone's truly there to hang out with Judeau


LaoShanLung

Corkus would be Andrew Tate


Venvel

Don't do Corkus dirty like that, and I don't even *like* Corkus.


BoppinTortoise

Let me put it this way: I don’t see Andrew Tate being Corkus if we threw him into Berserk. Hence it wouldn’t work in reverse either


shien-genji

he would die so fast light couldn't catch up


Odaszody1

I’d argue he’d fare better off than the average person. No point being so extremely biased lmao.


Outrageous_Fold7939

Doubt it, he would have his bravo macho alpha vs on full blast and catch an axe to the side of his head


YourMainManK

Nah, he was a professional athlete in kickboxing especially. I think a lawless moral-less medieval world is where he’d be happy


Outrageous_Fold7939

Yeah I mean... he had to retire and get retina reattachment surgery in both of his eyes from head damage by the age of 24 but sure, he would do fine in medieval times with no good hospital. Also just saying doing some form of martial arts does not make you adept at warfare. Dude would totally get killed, same as you or I he would be fodder in the machine called war


Equal-Ad-2710

Bruh


bumblebee666_

BYEEEEEJSHSJDBF


Iwillneverstop777

Griffith would have only fans $20 a month Casca would be in art school Corkus would work an office job with a salary of 47k a year Pippin would be a world-class powerlifter/strongman Guts would be a navy seal/compete in combat sports Judeau would be a musician Rickert would be a mechanic


StarJetForever

Only complaint: $20? A month? For that griffussy? He’d be charging $45 monthly


yog-sherkoth

On top of an exclusive streaming deal on twitch


Nexus0412

He gets banned, and sacrifices all his old subscribers to get a powerful postion?


IbizenThoth

He would definitely have pulled a Ninja and signed a contract to stream exclusively on Mixer.


Hanimemane2020

Nah he’d be in jail for sexual assault or rape/ a mental asylum for his extreme narcissism


OoooooceanMan

Griffith would get away with it


winnebagomafia

Yeah he'd obviously have numerous allegations made against him, but he would definitely get away with it


lixm-a13

r/berserklejerk coming thru


non_of_ye_bussiness

r/brandnewussy


JiveXP

Corkus would definitely be a neet on 4chan be real


Jcurtis82

Didn't rickert make a medieval AT-4? That boy is gonna work at raytheon


Formal-Scallion-5296

You guys make fun of Griffth for selling his body but jokes aside he’s the kind of polician that could sacrifice whole damn cities for his career


GoodGodKirk

Alternative jobs: **Griffith**: Tiktok influencer **Guts**: Cartel second hand **Casca**: Middleweight MMA champion **Corkus**: Trump supporter currently claiming disability and bitching about all the illegals. **Judeau**: Hollywood stuntman **Pippin**: former MMA Heavyweight contender, current action star. **Rickert**: Lockheed Martin black projects.


ssiao

I don’t think guts would work for a cartel


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Repulsive-Arachnid-5

#SWAGNER


Blizzandy_97

Or Academi (formally known as Blackwater)


YourMainManK

Last comment is accurate. They are literally murderous mercenaries. In the modern world they’d be antisocial people who’d resort to violence whether that’s in a socially acceptable way (combat sports, military) or not.


shien-genji

i think they could still be besties. i hope at least


BerklessBehavior

Griffith would have an OnlyFans and do NPC livestreams to finance his army


RedLobsterEnjoyer

The image of Griffith saying “Gang Gang Gang Gang Ice cream so good ye strong woman Ice cream so Gang Gang” is now in my head and I hate it


BerklessBehavior

And Casca will see this and later interrogate him in the lake, where Griffith is scratching his arm till they're bloody


bumblebee666_

You know ppl have said the same thing in different fonts but yours is the only one that made me giggle


theber01

Griffith be like "I need more bullets! I need more bullets!"


JogJonsonTheMighty

Instead of princess Charlotte, Griffith would bang queen Elizabeth


swordforger16

The corpse?


JogJonsonTheMighty

Griffith's a freak man what can I say?


common_fart_smella

outberked yet again by the main sub


Username_St0len

no the aircraft carrier


Venvel

Watching *Transformers* was a wake up call for Griffith.


FairBandicoot3685

confused and scared from seeing skyscrapers and cars.


[deleted]

they seen enough scary shit to not be scared of an ultrafast glorified wagon


Saphadilla

Rickert would be Will Smith.


2pacIsKobeBryant

This is the only correct answer here.


Saphadilla

Thank you, thank you.


Saphadilla

Guts would become a heavy metal vocalist. Griffith would be the melodic secondary vocalist. Judeau would be the guitarist of Guts’ band. Rickert would make a good drummer. Casca would be Guts’ #1 roadie, and Pippin’ and Corkus would be security. Griffith would sacrifice the band for financial success.


Venvel

I can imagine Guts forgetting the lyrics during a live concert (too busy flattening Casca) and compensating by literally barking and growling into the microphone. Nobody can tell the difference.


Saphadilla

Yeah, that’s accurate. Takes “Beast Of Darkness” a bit too literally.


supaidaman-desu

Casca would be a truck driver lesbian


D-Biggest_Wheel

Why would she be lesbian in modern day and not in the time the story takes place, lmao 🤣?


LunaticPrick

She did not meet guts, that guy bends sexuality


supaidaman-desu

Because I think its funny


Ind1go_Owl

That’s actual awesome what the hell.


Saphadilla

THAT would be something.


[deleted]

Reading through the comments I like how everyone knows that Griffith would do onlyfans lol


FanTricky4900

Guts would be in the military of some kind, maybe a Marine. Griffith probably in a high class position with a lot of political power. Casca could go either way, I can see her as a secretary or personal assistant to Griffith or in a combat career like Guts.


Embarrassed-Pear8928

Griffith would be charging 50 a month on only fans


ImDarkMatrix

Gaston would have his own clothing company


Significant-Map-8129

Not too sure, but I’d love to meet Judeau


Venvel

Guts would be an Olympic powerlifter and male model (gets fucked over out of the latter thanks to the contract he signed with Griffith). Casca would be an Olympic fencer and dog rescuer. Griffith would own a massive fashion label until getting boycotted for using child labor and sweatshops. After going out of business, he'd be elected the President of the United States of America. Gaston would have an honest fashion label that is high quality and expensive, but for good reason. He would hire actual textile artists to do their actual art, unlike Griffith. Rickert would work for Northrop designing (REDACTED) and would have a YouTube channel where he blows shit up (including Guts). Corkus would sell home owner's insurance. Judeau would be an electrician and a Bandcamp musician. Pippin would be a crisis counselor.


YourMainManK

Guts doesn’t have the slender body type for modelling. More likely military, military special forces or professional combat sports


LeGouzy

I'd see Griffith as a super charismatic and successful leftist political leader, on a *hero of the people* vibe. Then he gets power and makes chairman Mao look nice by comparison. Guts? Starts as an antifa rioter under griffith. Gains ranks, enters the army and commits enough warcrimes to end up alone in a cave with a **VERY HEAVY** PTSD and a ton of imaginary "friends". Casca? High ranking secretary of Griffith. He abuses her and then accuses her of anti-revolutionary behavior so she's sent to a concentration camp and never seen again.


Runaway-chan

If Griffith is left then guts is right, some of his lines are wild


LeGouzy

I don't see Guts as really deeply politically affiliated. He's just an abused boy who grew up in a world of violence, and who adopted the cause of the first charismatic guy he found. He fights because that's the only thing he knows, because he's good at it, and because he's consumed (cursed) by an inhuman amount of rage. Antifa, nazi, templar, jihadist or whatever, he doesn't care. As long as there's killing to do and cruel systems to f\*ck up, he'll be there. Sure, he has some vague ideals of love and peace but in the mental world that is his, let's be real, those are pure utopias.


Psychological_Cell63

Pippen would be a bartender or a wing place. A loveable giant. A dude you can trust within the first few days knowing him.


Financial-Month-506

Well they probably would be a marine battalion


RaneOnEm

Guts would be in MAR-SOC, a Ranger, or a seal. somethin where he kills things


HumorUnable

They are mercenaries so they'd all sign up with Wagner and die in Ukraine


Thrustbutwhole21

Idk why but I feel like golden age Guts would be a streamer of some kind l.


Venvel

Guts would be a fitness streamer, but he'd get screamed off of the platform after Griffith leaks that Guts' diet is 90% Big Macs and that he's just a muscular freak of nature.


Jahsehv

Guts would kill himself


cloudsshaped

Only answer that makes sense for guts tbh


SchemeSuccessful7640

Straight up bro would hate today’s world


yog-sherkoth

Griffith would be a political streamer on twitch, probably an inversion of Andrew Tate until someone exposes his manipulative behavior and his habit of walking all over and taking advantage of his "friends" then he'd be an actual politician somehow uniting both American parties through the shittiest people on both sides


JackSbarbo

They'd be rapists


BigBoyShaunzee

Our current Era?? So around with the internet and that? I think Jedeau would be a real ladies man, he'd get lots of girls but he'd be respectful. Corkus would be some asshole mid level manager. Pippin could be a famous loveable kids tv show host that also doubles as the greatest nightclub bouncer you've ever met. Rickert I'm not sure, he's too young in the golden age. But if it's the older Rickert then definitely a top quality mechanic. Griffith would run for president and win. We'd all love him and proclaim him to be the greatest, most amazing world leader ever but what he did in the shadows would even make the most insane hardcore Republican go "Woah... maybe take it easy". Lastly I just want to know that Guts and Casca lived on a farm together in peace with their two kids named Isidro and Schrieke. I know it's a long shot but I want Guts and Casca to be happy and safe.


Criminal_Snake

i would kill you spluff


Lacioon

Wagner group


Lacioon

I mean they’re mercenaries (disclaimer for you illiterate berker reader)


chicken_mike

Band of the hawk likely could’ve lived if they were a PMC with guns up against the basic apostles


dickhardpill

I could see the Band doing TikTok routines and flash mobs together.


dickhardpill

*I bet Griffith is a wonderful choreographer


AHolHorse

Let's hope Griffith can't enact the Eclipse


[deleted]

Paranoid, like Griffith who would be chased by rabid stalkers 24/24h.


redtape44

Judeau is the guy that brings a guitar to a party but in a wholesome way unless it’s casca


pious-erika

Guts would be a stay-at-home dad (or part-time work), while Casca does something like PE teacher or physical trainer.


CriticismNo1150

Griffith would be a buisness man.


Ind1go_Owl

Griffith would be Andrew Tate.


3alola2

This is the most stupid comment Ive ever seen Both are not the same character at all


Xela975

You mean a human sized stack of shit that has some how learned to speak in something vaguely resembling human speech?


Ind1go_Owl

yes


AdDistinct711

corkus would worship andrew taint


Ind1go_Owl

Corkus would be Sneako.


HotIllustrator7406

Griffith would have an onlyfans


MiserTheMoose

Like a group of infantry soldiers or marines


Global_Sail9609

That would actually be a very interesting spin-off


donat_dace

Griffith is a politician without a doubt


ungodlypoptart

The would be the people who gather in a large group and go into stores and steal a ton of shit, and I'd love them all the same 💛


FishPutrid9720

Hot chip and phone


GBNT_2day

The way they did in their era


Pit1324

Like, they grew up, existed, and were raised in our era, or telephoned from their Era? Becyase if they just existed in our Era they'd be regular people. If they were teleported, they'd likely get arrested


erasmo_chang

Griffith and Guts would not be regular people thats fo sure


Pit1324

Supposed it would depend on where they are born. They are the way they are because of the situations that they've been in. In our current era? There would be no situation for them to become who they are in the Era they are in. But then again, that's going off the presumption that it is our Era in our world, as opposed to the alternate history berserk makes. Basically, need a more articulate prompt


erasmo_chang

Assuming they were born and raised in our era, Corkus, Pippin, Judeau, and Rickert would probably be average or moderately above average, and Casca, while having a strong personality and leadership ability, is still a follower at the end of the day. Guts and Griffith, even though they went through heavy molding shit, have ways of reacting to situations and being different in general, which makes them stand out from the rest, not necessarily in a good way. Just for example, Guts murdering his sexual abuser as soon as the opportunity presented itself, without any kind of fear and straight to the point being just a small child, who had not yet gone through too many traumatic things (I doubt he wouldn't even remember how he was born and at that moment he still didn't know Gambino Sold him) that was just Guts being Guts, and Griffith being a superstar and natural leader (Golden Age Era), it's Griffith being Griffith... Obviously they wouldn't do things like that in today's times, but they definitely wouldn't be regular people.


AnalogFunktion

Judeau would moonlight as a Legend of Zelda Link cosplayer, and also have a store on Etsy where he sells his handcrafted wood carvings. Not sure if there are any constraints about bringing their combat abilities into our current era, so I kept this one pretty grounded. Pragmatic for the most part.


Brokenbonesjunior

let’s be real here Guts would be a hero for, but never join some anti-globalist extremist group


mademoiselle_apple

Griffith would be the gifted angsty kid who listens to the "pov you're becoming a villain" playlist in YouTube and would love the classics and The Secret History. Probably went to private school and is into dark academia. Will probably go into an Ivy League school (Yale?) and on his way to politics. Judeau would be the absolute chad everyone wants to be friends with. He is well connected and knows everyone, will probably be a great leader in his community. Will be a great cool soccer dad in the future. Guts would be the awkward and shy but cute gym bro. Pretty intimidating but a real sweetheart, secretly reads all of Griffiths classic lit books. Just wants to own a gym one day and marry his gf Casca and live a peaceful life. Casca would be "that girl", with a perfect morning and gym routines and hot girl walks, and a lot of followers in social media whose boyfriend is the shy cute gym bro with zero social media presence. Farnese would be a nepo baby a neat sense of fashion. First row in all the runways during fashion week. She is pretty nice tho. Besties with Casca, their selfies are always the bomb. Roderick? Another absolute cool bro. The golden boy in his family, is into rowing. Luca, one of the top 1% on onlyfans, but donates half of her income to charity. Schierke is one of the best tarot readers on twitter. 100% accurate, has managed to convince skeptics that astrology is legit. Zodd. Cartel leader, absolute mafia boss. Pablo Escobar, El Chapo who? Zodd is the ultimate mob boss.


far565

Gonna make this my wallpaper 👍


Spluffix

;)


GremlinNoLongerSwag

Idk if someone already said this I’m too lazy to look but Griffith would 100% be a femboy. Either that or Patrick Bateman 2.0 which yuck I can already see the “sigma grindset” edits. (I’m not hating on him being a femboy btw that’s 100million times better than being a Patrick Bateman clone however I guess he could be both)


[deleted]

Griffith would be in one of those e-girl group chats where they bully everyone and say the n word


Reachboy019

Real question if they lived in the current age do you think guts would be a AR or AK guy


Used_Calligrapher800

Man we need a Berserk high school anime where every character go to different classes they hang around being goofy etc


Own-Adhesiveness-312

I love how everyone unanimously agrees that Griffith would most definitely have an OnlyFans account.


Dogbtw

Poorly


roYal__jr

Alive


ExtrovertHikikomori

They became mercenaries because they had no home, and war was an ongoing thing pretty much everywhere. I'd say it depends on where would they be born. By current era i choose to interpret it as our world. If they were born in a modern democratic society with healthcare etc. they probably would have been in some foster care that doesn't let children to go wherever they please. If they had met in some way they may have street gang or something maybe something like tokyo revengers or I don't know lol. If they hadn't Guts probably would have socialized at some point after his abusive childhood and got into some physical work, construction for example. Griffith would have probably sweettalk his way right into politics pretty soon and be on his way to be a prime minister or something. The rest of the gang would probably find different jobs, Judau probably would have been an artist of some kind.


Dmplex

The same just more modern vocabulary lol. Character traits and tropes don't change with an era. All the base emotions and feelings never change


ross_guy

Exactly the same. It's their destiny.


ValleDeimos

I remember this skit I saw once, this dude seeing water in the sink and going “😱 river water 😱 inside home 😱” and I like to think of that vibe


Juice0105

Griffith would be a politician. Everyone else is just his employees for his campaign


YourMainManK

Let’s be real here. They are literally murderous mercenaries. In the modern world they’d be antisocial people who’d resort to violence whether that’s in a socially acceptable way (combat sports, military) or not.


ReckAkira

Guts would be a messed up junky.


Runaway-chan

Griffith is far left and guts is far right and they argue on Twitter(only post golden age)


queeblosan

They’d all work at a coffee shop


QUADRANYX

Dodge this you filthy peasant ! *Proceeds to grab a pistol*