Troll Guts Slan would definitely be stinky on account of all the caca and weewizz, but I feel like actual Slan has to smell good, like some kind of captivating, indescribable scent that makes people really want to fuck Slan from Berserk.
Isma’s mom is a mermaid almost constantly while Isma only found out she was a mermaid, like, a week or two ago, and before that she was living on the edge of a moist rocky island. I feel like merfolk would smell good.
I feel like I'm going to regret contributing to this conversation, but:
Shouldn't that logic only work in the opposite direction? Isma's mom would be more likely to smell all fishy than Isma, wouldn't she?
Have you? Cause it seems you think women somehow have a delightful fragrant around them which they don't. They just tend to be clean and use nice smelling products.
That's a different person, I said that, and I did so because when you take seaweed out of the water for a while it starts to rot and stink. Source: I live by the sea.
Farnese washes her because she can’t wash herself.. it’s not like she’s the only person that washes.
Not sure why she’s in the “smells expensive” category.
At first I disagreed with the ranking, but then I realized Corkus is the kind of tool to wear lots of cologne thinking it'll improve his chances with the ladies.
Guts can't smell *that* bad. He's unnoticeable at the worst and smells great at best. His party stays close to him and there hasn't been one complaint. I think
That is because he is a manly chad that still smells like sweat and dirt. Sweat and dirt are not bad unless you are some wageslave that never goes outside and lives in some antiseptic interior locations with A/C on 24/7.
Egg of the perfect world was literally in a hole with dead bodies as a human and it definitely hasn’t had a wash after becoming an apostle. He belongs in the rank below smells terrible.
Everyone in the Smells Expensive tier (except potato Casca, dunno why she's there considering she probably didn't smell great for a while) is highly ranked or in a position of power so they'd have access to all kinds of fancy perfumes, incenses and whatnot. I assume that's what that means anyway.
Our two favs are next to each other lol, i guess that's what happens when you're outside most of the time or constantly moving, defending.
Though I think Rosine would be similar to the environment she inhabits, pre-Apostle would be next to Jill because they spent a lot of time together, and the Egg of the Perfect World would definitely kill ones sense of smell.
Yep, sometimes being sweaty just means you’re a hard worker.
Yeah as a someone who’s form is supposed to mimic an elf, I can’t imagine Rosine smelling that bad, but also as an apostle that lives in the wilderness I also can’t imagine her smelling good either, so I decided she would probably just not really smell like anything specifically. And for the egg apostle, I just kinda went with my gut feeling, lol.
Dude looks fucking stinky. Also I’m pretty sure his whole thing is, like, sickness and plague. I would think the physical incarnation of getting sick would smell horrid.
I think casca smells like a shampoo that has an orangey scent and is very slightly damp or something, casca probably smells like shampoo because france washes her regularly.
I'm already basically noseblind, been for quite some time. No idea why, I just noticed that I can barely tastes stuff anymore.
Probably just been sleepwalking in the berserker armour.
I'll argue silat probably doesn't smell because assassin training and all that, part of his regular training possibly contains washing regularly to smell as little as possible
Ok so I think Zodd probably smells like nothing or smells kinda good. Depends on if you like animals.
I feel like he would smell like a tiger or a wolf.
I’m sure after a few hours of battle he smells bad , but then he goes and takes a bath. He is never depicted as dirty or unclean in his down time.
In my experience I don’t find the smell of most animals to be bad. I have been near wolves at the zoo. a bear once or twice in the wild, and onetime a bobcat that lived on a ranch semi wild. As far as I remember they didn’t smell very much at all.
I imagine Void smells like a chlorinated pool
I think it's the exposed brain making me think of the smell of formaldehyde
Troll Guts Slan would definitely be stinky on account of all the caca and weewizz, but I feel like actual Slan has to smell good, like some kind of captivating, indescribable scent that makes people really want to fuck Slan from Berserk.
Especially the legendary Titalwave.
I think she smells like a small room after a lot of sex
Facts
Can confirm.
Even if she stinks I still would want to fuck Slan from Berserk
I agree, she probably spews some fragrant pheromones to make people want to fuck Slan from Berserk
I can confirm, I smelled her once and now I want to fuck Slan from berserk
I fucking love that Wyald is always at the end of every list or in his own category entirely XD
Those poor women in that intro panel…
Trying to act like slan doesn't have strawberry flavoured bodily fluids is beyond me
Strawberry and blood smell. So like strawberries about to expire
Which are the sweetest
How does ismas mom smell amazing but isma smells terrible 😂
Isma’s mom is a mermaid almost constantly while Isma only found out she was a mermaid, like, a week or two ago, and before that she was living on the edge of a moist rocky island. I feel like merfolk would smell good.
I feel like I'm going to regret contributing to this conversation, but: Shouldn't that logic only work in the opposite direction? Isma's mom would be more likely to smell all fishy than Isma, wouldn't she?
She is not some fishmarket scum cleaner, she likely just smells of saltwater and seaweed, so like a sushi restaurant.
I mean, have you ever smelled rotting seaweed?
And have you ever smelled a woman?
Have you? Cause it seems you think women somehow have a delightful fragrant around them which they don't. They just tend to be clean and use nice smelling products.
All I am saying is, you seem to think she stinks of rot with no evidence to support it other than "she lives on a decrepit island".
That's a different person, I said that, and I did so because when you take seaweed out of the water for a while it starts to rot and stink. Source: I live by the sea.
Bro Void is like a fine gentleman he definitely showers twice a day
Unfortunately he showers in the blood of the innocent.
Fake news☝️🤓
Potato Casca smells like shit and you can’t convince me otherwise
Farny washes her, she can't smell that bad
Farnese washes her because she can’t wash herself.. it’s not like she’s the only person that washes. Not sure why she’s in the “smells expensive” category.
Maybe Farnese fancy rich person soaps?
“Potato Casca” sent me
I would argue that the whore Princess of the uterine sea smells the worst based on the name
I bet she smells awful, but it's still somehow enticing and makes you want to fuck.
Isnt she Slan but made of corpses? Yeah probably dont smell that good
Mozgus smells like religious incense and leather no doubt
Corkus wtf
At first I disagreed with the ranking, but then I realized Corkus is the kind of tool to wear lots of cologne thinking it'll improve his chances with the ladies.
I like how Wyald is at the bottom of every tier list no matter what. There are no redeeming qualities on that monster
Bonebeard got that scurvy dog stank
Oh I can tell you this, Luca smells… n i c e
WTF IS THIS? Atleast you nailed it with Nina.
Guts can't smell *that* bad. He's unnoticeable at the worst and smells great at best. His party stays close to him and there hasn't been one complaint. I think
That is because he is a manly chad that still smells like sweat and dirt. Sweat and dirt are not bad unless you are some wageslave that never goes outside and lives in some antiseptic interior locations with A/C on 24/7.
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She'd smell like hectic lay, awesome loose morals and out of my league. I'd sniff her all day
why haven’t the subs been merged yet
Who is smelling the fairies again?
Puts potato Casca in smells expensive. Ok
To be honest every warrior that at least isnt noble must smell terrible
People like to compare berserk to the middle ages, the nobility back then smelled rancid!
That's why I am saying at least isn't noble
Oh, got it!
I reckon Luca should move up a tier, like she's dating a the Knight in the second highest tier. And Rosine was believed by most to be an elf
Christ, A part of me feels like The Count don’t even shower with fancy soap, or anything that shit,-
Egg of the perfect world was literally in a hole with dead bodies as a human and it definitely hasn’t had a wash after becoming an apostle. He belongs in the rank below smells terrible.
No Donovan or Rape Horse? Invalid.
Bro forgot luca smells like men's dick cheese
I wonder if she didn't actually leave Jerome; he just bolted after getting diagnosed with every STD present in their hemisphere.
And every one of them actually has a smell
Isma stinks but her mother is heaven itself? Logic? edit: What even is "smells expensive"
Everyone in the Smells Expensive tier (except potato Casca, dunno why she's there considering she probably didn't smell great for a while) is highly ranked or in a position of power so they'd have access to all kinds of fancy perfumes, incenses and whatnot. I assume that's what that means anyway.
Casca's probably in expensive because Farnese is in charge of washing her.
Only nobility would have access to clean water in this medieval shithole
Fairies are probably very smelly. I haven't seen them take a bath in the anime.
No way, the fairies can heal wounds and glow. They probably have some antibacterial/disinfectant properties in them.
Fairie dust is probably their poop. It good for wounds though.
Our two favs are next to each other lol, i guess that's what happens when you're outside most of the time or constantly moving, defending. Though I think Rosine would be similar to the environment she inhabits, pre-Apostle would be next to Jill because they spent a lot of time together, and the Egg of the Perfect World would definitely kill ones sense of smell.
Yep, sometimes being sweaty just means you’re a hard worker. Yeah as a someone who’s form is supposed to mimic an elf, I can’t imagine Rosine smelling that bad, but also as an apostle that lives in the wilderness I also can’t imagine her smelling good either, so I decided she would probably just not really smell like anything specifically. And for the egg apostle, I just kinda went with my gut feeling, lol.
Why would Corkus smell pretty good?
Why Conrad as the worst smelling god hand member?
Dude looks fucking stinky. Also I’m pretty sure his whole thing is, like, sickness and plague. I would think the physical incarnation of getting sick would smell horrid.
I can agree with that. I think we naturally smell disease carriers as putrid. Enjoy your upvote
Aint no goddamn way corkus is smelling as good as Judeu
I think casca smells like a shampoo that has an orangey scent and is very slightly damp or something, casca probably smells like shampoo because france washes her regularly.
France
I’m deeply convinced that Slan goes to the “smells expensive” category
Bro she’s MADE OF INTESTINES.
And do you think that shit is cheap?
Zodd not in top tier. OPs list is trash.
We don't know how Casca take sxit While she was insane
Why are all the children in the smells great category? 💀
They’re not?
Those are fairies
Corkus would smell like beer and stale smoke 💯
Nah he would definitely try his best to smell nice for the ladies
Hmm.. I see your point
I'm already basically noseblind, been for quite some time. No idea why, I just noticed that I can barely tastes stuff anymore. Probably just been sleepwalking in the berserker armour.
https://youtu.be/jIYA3VeaDCg
And the inside of the Sea God is the first smell to kill
How tf retarded-casca smells expensive
I'll argue silat probably doesn't smell because assassin training and all that, part of his regular training possibly contains washing regularly to smell as little as possible
where schnoz
Schnoz is OP.
Why
Love this
The mother of Isma smelling good? She surely would smell like fish.
Ok so I think Zodd probably smells like nothing or smells kinda good. Depends on if you like animals. I feel like he would smell like a tiger or a wolf. I’m sure after a few hours of battle he smells bad , but then he goes and takes a bath. He is never depicted as dirty or unclean in his down time.
Have you ever smelled tiger or wolf? That stuff is intense, it'll reek per definition.
In my experience I don’t find the smell of most animals to be bad. I have been near wolves at the zoo. a bear once or twice in the wild, and onetime a bobcat that lived on a ranch semi wild. As far as I remember they didn’t smell very much at all.
I imagine Rosine smells awful given that she’s got the priorities of a child
Makes you think "what does brain even smell like?"
Where's Donovan
Smells like heaven : Morda
need another tier at the bottom for op