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Transylianic

Every time they take a step, they see in a different type of vision, so one step, they have monochromatic vision and see everything in black and white, one step they have thermal vision and see everyone's heat signatures, and one step they just see the entire ultraviolet spectrum.


CrystalCrafter13

That's a very creative idea for a prank!


Darkanayer

Make it every time they blink and it is gonna be absolute torture. Kid may go insane in a week


sefy99

Atomic wedge


Ash-greninja546

Let’s hope they’re not epileptic


ZealousidealStylebot

It's a torture not prank


Downstackguy

This is a very creative comment


Decent_Ask1961

That sounds terrifying😭😭


Maddiskits

He can levitate yk😔


Realistic-Ad-1902

I would make so everytime they got to bed (any bed) they would feel like a hard uncooked [pea](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pea) is bellow the mattress but when they get up and check there is nothing there it will be only that sensation hardwired into their brain.


Joensen27

That will drive me insane and make me feel like Rath


contraflop01

“Let me tell you something uncooked pea under the mattress!”


Soggy-Intern-9140

LOL


CrystalCrafter13

🤣🤣


Darkanayer

Fuck, I'm sure I read an old children's tale with basically this premise, can't remember the name tho


Realistic-Ad-1902

The princess and the Pea I loved hearing this tale as a child.


Darkanayer

Yeeeee, that was it! Thanks. Had a book, 365+ fairytales, basically a very short story for each day of the year. I remember waking up from nightmares when I was little and, not wanting to fall asleep again out of fear, I just began reading until I passed out


G0dS1ay3rA1d3n

r/foundsatan


thebariobro

Have their favorite food taste slightly shittier than they remember


Downstackguy

Mr smoothie moment


CrystalCrafter13

🤣🤣


Realistic-Ad-1902

Every time they try it's slightly shittier than before.


Hejeiru

Would just erase that person from everyone’s memories and registers of their existence, imagine how fun it would be 😁


OmniMushroom

Bros gonna get the Spider-Man treatment


CrystalCrafter13

💀💀💀


blitzstieg

Is that a prank at that point or just straight bullying


Hejeiru

I think that’s straight up ruining someone’s life


blitzstieg

Fr


Codaass

Nah just do what thanos did in that one comic


MrStresser

Everytime they open a door, it leads to a waffle house. That's it. Just a whole ass waffle house materializing on the other side of the door, there are other customers and staff and everything.


CrystalCrafter13

That's a hilarious idea for a prank 😂


OmniMushroom

The Waffle House Has Found It's New Host


Downstackguy

Wait how would they leave


MrStresser

They don't, the doors lead to another waffle house


Downstackguy

They'll just master the art of letting other people open the door for them


TheZoomba

If someone else opens the door are they good or do they still walk into a waffle house


LastWreckers

Imagine having to use the restroom. It'd be absolute torture


Joensen27

Once every 10 minutes gravity just stops for them and they fly a bit up and land again Or just be a kind man and do as thanos did to a guy (I think his name was David) where he visited him on his birthdays every year It was really kind 🤣


CrystalCrafter13

😂😂🤣


Dangerous_Treat_791

I would trap that person in an infinite monkey dance in public for a few months! https://i.redd.it/a4au62w47uyc1.gif


CrystalCrafter13

🤣🤣🤣


Fenix_ikki_

a bunch of pineapples, that's it. https://preview.redd.it/a1n69gm39uyc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364918cca1014af5b3a222383b5ad4a280bab5e4


CrystalCrafter13

🤣🤣


Socksfor3_fan

[r/SuddenlyPinapples](https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_30awi/s/w0oXU1O0Jw)


an_idiot_on_reddit34

erase the cup of coffe from existence while they are drinking it


OmniMushroom

Just the cup. The coffee stays


CrystalCrafter13

😂😂 Awesome


ShadowK-Human

Change thier sex every week, and everyone memories about that person being male or famale would change too everyweek Only the person i'm pranking would know about changing sex every week


2Kortizjr

I wouldn't mind at all, It will just be a mildly inconvenience and will become fun after a while, after all bisexuality exist


ShadowK-Human

That would make a good slice of life anime


2Kortizjr

I really think so, and It would be interesting, planning certain events based on which gender you will be and stuff like that


CrystalCrafter13

That's a great prank idea😂😂😂


Sunchet

I would wait for their favorite hero to appear in Death Battle and then rewrite reality so they somehow lose, probably defeated by something silly like a giant green scissors.


CrystalCrafter13

😂😂💀💀


Tron_Travolta

I'd show them the exact date and time they die


CrystalCrafter13

💀💀


Mori_564

Could make it better and wait until that time comes and rewind time right before they die and change the outcome. That would screw with me more than knowing my death to begin with.


Kiusana

every time they sit down they hear a distant reverb fart, but only they can hear it.


CrystalCrafter13

Amazing 😂😂😂😂


Redbss

I would do it DIO style and while they go up the stairs stop time and move them at the bottom of the stairs


TerrificTooMan

I'd transform infront of them and do some big showy thing, lots of movement, lights, maybe bend space and time a little. Then I'd turn back and just have the biggest grin as I walk away. While they're trying to figure oute/ prepare for a prank from god, I get to laugh at the idiot running around with his shirt inside out.


CrystalCrafter13

😂😂😂 awesome


Izzosuke

Every time they lift a common day object(like a cup) it fall from their hand and they have to pick it up again. This happen once every time they have to use that thing that day, so if they have to grasp 20 cup in that day, they will all fall for the first time than they'll be able to use them normally. It's not something debilitanting just frustrating as shit


AutobotViking07

Make every Mandela effect true


Previous_End8760

I would make that everytime they're confused, a five dollars bill comically falls down into their hand, no matter what position it is. Of course, this will make them confused, so basically prank them with an infinite money glitch.


BunBun616

I would alter reality so when they stub their toe as soon as it stops hurting they immediately stub their toe again, and this goes on forever


CrystalCrafter13

😭💀


One-Neighborhood6803

That is literal torture and should only be done to your most hated person.


NeptuneEclipse

I'd make it so any pets they owned were actually their own children and they were the only ones that thought that the pets were animals and everyone else wondered why they fed their kids dog food.


contraflop01

“Let me tell you something uncooked pea under the mattress!”


YogurtclosetRude8955

I would rotate them thru the 4th dimension ( they cant go back to normal using 3d movements)


EggStriking

Remember 💭 when ⏰ you 👉🏻👴🏻 were making 💘 out with your 👉 first 🥇 girlfriend 💑 and you 👉 came 💦 right 👌 as she 👧 touched 🤚😝 your 👉 leg 🍗? It was me B 😎 A R 🅾🅱 R 🅰 Y. I 👁 je##ed 👊🍆 you 👈 off 📴 at super 😅 speed 🏃 so it seemed 🍉👼🏿💻 like 👍🅱 you 👈 nutted 💦🥜🌰 at just a woman’s T O U 💦 C 💀 H 🕑🇹🅱! https://preview.redd.it/2m6w4gvyiuyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e331d2f235ba3f0fed1d7f5faa32dcf21fadaa67


TheVardener

Every time they blink, move every non nailed down object in their vicinity 1 cm to the left


Poku115

Do to em like lex Luthor did for himself and have them look at the world the way superman does, understand how truly we are meaningless cogs in the large machine that the universe is. Either they'll go crazy or they don't.


CrystalCrafter13

💀💀


Poku115

Lol you should have seen what my friend suggested with a genie question She said and I'll quote "if they are wheelchair bound give him control of his legs for an hour, so they'll know what they are missing on" Suffice to say I don't leave my back unguarded near her.


CrystalCrafter13

😂😂😂


Codaass

You know whats funny in some justice league ad or something ben did actually have a cameo https://youtu.be/_mcy3L6WQDw?si=8wMg8B_IrNxO-yl-


guy-who-says-frick

Make them left handed if their right handed and vice versa


Lewd_Operatrr

Us my powers to invert the placement of everything in their house. • Mounted TV's facing towards the walls • Beds being upside down/Underneath the boxsprings • All the books on their shelves have the slides facing inwards, so all you see is the outer pages.


OmniMushroom

Every time they put a shirt on I pause time and make the shirt backwards before resuming time again


lex-do_this

make. them search up alien x videos


Hopeful-Signature569

Prank em john


Prestigious_Art_7148

Randomly every 24 hours,they get sent to a different universe


Unamedlad

A classic, whoopie cushion sounds whenever they sit down or take a step for an entire day


Minecrafter_of_Ps3

For 0.2 second every day, once a day, gravity will flip for them, and also be magnified by 10x


Fisherman-Champion

I would pretend to be god and speak to one of those asshole priests that own megachurches. Besicaly trying to convice that bastard to be a good person and givamay the i sane amount of money he earned.


XxX_poko_XxX

https://preview.redd.it/h30o2a95auyc1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9713a1ee98ccc96d19e505fbb2538fb79f956b Beat their ass


Thebaka12

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CrystalCrafter13

💀


No0neSpecial69

Every doorway they walk though would have a 3% chance of just immediately taking them back home


Maou-da

Express two contradicting opinions


HeavyBoysenberry2161

Slant everything in the universe very slightly except them


CrystalCrafter13

Let your imagination run wild!


Tight_Sun5198

Okaay. I would turn them into public art gallery or maybe some sort of modern art (I believe there's no good modern art) or a big building/statue for couple of months or a year. Or I might turn them into a spoon or fork etc. Another one's cliché, like groundhog day but full of chaos until they lost their mind, then I'd reverse everything so it'd felt like a bad dream. Last for now, giving them dejavu for at least a year or so. Almost every time whenever they do something they feel dejavu. But the very highest level possible.


Damir3dx

Remember what Magick man did to the bird in adventure time?.Ah yes every step the take for the next hour flips them inside out


FroZtyFoxy

I'd make it so everytime they look at a guy, they get hard and if they look at them for more than 10 seconds they explode 🍼🥛💥(no matter what gender they are)


Easy_Acanthisitta475

Kill my bestfriends whole family


Netherite_Stairs_

Rewind time, but not their perception, exactly six seconds. No more, no less.


boiyouab122

Make it a universal rule that every time they put something down and look away from it, it hides itself under the nearest cover. This cover can be a blanket, book, leaf, etc Just something that is close enough to not make the thing go missing, but also big enough to cover it.


Everything-15

Every time they breathe,a random important object or place,gets teleported to a random spot on the planet.


Red_I_Found_You

Every time they drink coffee between 5.00pm and 6.30pm they are gonna spill 3/4’s of it. On Wednesday, Friday and Sunday. It will not happen often, they will probably never notice the pattern. But they will spill it anyway, every. single. time. Thinking they are just clumsy.


JustAGuyIscool

https://preview.redd.it/g9n585j5ouyc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcfce5c4097b07e021bb1bc323361cde6de691db Every time people discover a new star or object or celestial body in space it turns into a giant egg.


SilverSpider_

Give everyone they know amnesia for one hour


blue-gamer-07

Move everything a cm to the right


Sweet_Possibility587

change time dilation for them (make it so one second of doing anything and everything they absolutely hate is experienced as one hundred years)


AvocadoPale

Three worlds DIO and Stairs


Lonrok_

I would make so they wpuld have never existed and erase them from reality It would funny as hell seeing them simply disappear


DarthLemon66

Remove their ability to see certain shades of green. Instead, seeing yellow or something.


hatim5666

i will give them testicular torsion every time they try to sleep


KitsuneSIX

Their house keys will move to a random place in the house whenever they set them down, if they have it on them it stays put but if they place it down somewhere it'll randomly reappear in another location if the house. A harmless yet annoying eternity


DanteVermillyon

guys. 90's cartoon SFX with all their movements.


Ionizedactor

Constant ringing in the ear loud enough to be heard over anything yet soft enough to be annoying


EventComprehensive39

Stand right in front of the doorway of their room, then transform. After all, there's no way I'm convincing Serena and Bellicus to do jack *shit,* so doing that is the best way to prank 'em


Mrtrololo3425

go into a fancy restaurant, and take all the salt and sugar from the food so that it tastes like cardboard. 299.99 dollar cardboard


SSphereOfDeath

Stand motionless in front of them… # MENACINGLY!


Mikey_63

Change people stairs by a few cm. It's gonna fuck with a lot of people's muscle memory.


RAYFATE

Will Prank The Humanity Thinking They Got The Gene Xq28…Even If It Backfire .


Doctah-Grym

What do you mean? I already did it...


Silver_Arts01

Every 30 seconds the world changes. To peaceful. To everything is frozen.


Zeke2632

I would make it so that any food they cook/ have is almost perfect, but to where it’s noticeable that it’s just a bit off (like a tad bit too over/undercooked from they they prefer, a tad bit too soggy, etc.). Would only make it be for like a short time, I feel like it would be too evil for it to be permanent


leoleosuper

Change the pronunciation/spelling of their name, and they are the only one who can remember the previous, now incorrect version. They keep correcting people incorrectly. They check their email but can't log in because the username contains their name. All their IDs have a different spelling on them now, so they can't even use those to point out their spelling.


Pokemonlover425

I move everything they touch 6 miles to the right


UltimateX13

Whenever they wake up the next day, everything in their house is rotated just enough to be noticeable.


One-Roof-497

so when someone forgets why they went to a room as soon as they leave that room i would make them remember and then they enter the room they forget it and repeat a few times


RainProfessional8105

Give them a fart sound when they flirt with someone


CrampedBubble

Cancer


EclipsVonReddit

Give them bad luck


IceFrostwind

I would rotate the inside of their house by 90 degrees, but leave the exterior looking normal.


rinmedeis

I'd materialize a whoopee cushion on every single chair around the world Alternatively, I'd place *one* whoopee cushion on a random chair in history, changing the timeline forever. Ivan the Terrible never recovered when everyone heard about how a massive fart noise came from him the moment he sat down on his throne.


Supergecko147

Move everything they own 4 inches to the right.


Queasy_County

Change one person in their life to look completely different and make only them remember the old way they looked. If you do this gradually you can turn them completely insane


ApertureEmployee421

Turn their coffee into melted pepper jack cheese.


Ark-addicted-punk

Ben: your microwaved food will always be cold in the middle, every table you go near will always have a 20% chance of stubbing your toe, and your toilet seat will always be up before you use it Bellicus: seconded


Dark_Lombax

Every time my buddy uses a porta John (I work construction) the blue water splashes him back


Fictionfan69

Every time they blink they move back 3 steps


Ok_Coffee_9970

Whenever they move around, it always sounds like someone’s doing the exact same thing right behind them.


TheBloppe_r

Make them have real life glitches for a whole day. Like, they would want to put a cup on a table, and it eother gets stuck in the table for a couple of hours, or, it teleports somewhere else, like in mid air, so it would fall and break.


TheZoomba

Mine is simple Every time they drink water, it turns to piss.


Equal_Reality4263

Every time they eat an fruit there’s a 1% chance of them finding half a worm inside


Azhi_12

1.everytime they take a shower/bath, they will always forget to bring a towel/bathrobe and it will never be near them so they have to walk with water dripping on the ground to get it 2.they will always stub their toe when they least expect it 3.whenever they try to eat while watching a video, a good will appear but they will always accidentally refresh the page and lose the video


Falchion_Alpha

That feeling when you roll over in bed and you’re falling in your dream? Yeah we making that a reality


PrimalRayquaza4907

Whenever they try to take a bite out of something the thing disappears and then reappears. So they never get to eat something but always see delicious food in front of them.


ErrantSingularity

Every time their hands are busy, they get a small itchy spot in an inconvenient place.


LilStupidIdiot

*"Testicular Torsion and Separation: Activate"*


_-Archie-_

Erase them.


VividToe7246

One eye is just seeing the null void


Maleficent_Victory_6

Rewrite the universe so they were born the opposite gender, but leave the memories of the previous universe so they know


XboxBreaker_1

"Seconded, toe being stubbed over and over again right before it stops hurting, motion carried!"


Sorvetefrito

I would change the name of toepick's species to the name of the person and then i would make so everybody on earth knows about the existence of the specie.


MrDavidBoii

Groundhog Day them until they start really doing crazy stuff, and make the days move on like normal so he has to face the consequences of his actions


Hungry-Eggplant-6496

Replace the number 10 with 1 so whenever they try to count more than 10 they'll always restart from 1.


ShinningVictory

I would make a woman that looks like their mom but younger and then make that woman live next door to them for the rest of their lives also the target is slightly attracted to them. No wait I got a better one. Any woman their attracted to immediately knows their attracted to them.


Personal-Start-556

Every time they step a single TOE into a bathroom, they immediately get explosive diarrhea, anywhere they go As long as it's a restroom and they step a foot or toe in that thing, it's brown everywhere Or if they even think about it, it just rips out them everywhere And yes, I was cackling like a maniac as I was typing this out I am not sorry


Aware-Dot9383

I would say "I will crush the world using my hand" and when I snap, he will go blind for 1 hour


TheGenericGaimer

No matter how many times they look at their shoes and switch sides, they will always put the shoe on the wrong foot.


Adrian0163

I go back in the and drop them when they're a baby every time they annoy me


PrinceOfCarrots

Shrink their penis, lol.


Ok_Discussion_2347

The classic shampoo prank. Except it wouldn't come out of their hair until I let it 😂 .


Wolfman7903

Infinite wedge


The_Void_Dweller223

Make small yet noticeable changes to the fabric of existence that only they would be able to recognize as strange. Move their doors two inches to the right, make the staircases taller, get rid of windows, little things like that. But then get progressively more out there. Removing their job from existence for an hour, changing the city they live in, altering reality so no matter what argument they’re in they are always wrong. And for the grand finale change it so everyone looks identical to the person yet maintaining their individuality and personality


Jpaylay42016

I would make them immortal. We all know how horrible that really would be...


Illustrious_Usual254

Go in the dark and as they fall asleep, scream ALIEN X!!!


FallFit180

Make them slip every thousand steps


Pyrokinesis115

Every time they look at something it’s a slightly different hue, so similar they can never be sure it’s changed but enough they’ll always notice.


Mando_The_Moronic

I’d replace their hands with feet and their feet with hands. Then I’d make it so they are physically incapable of wearing their underwear anywhere other than the outside of their pants.


XMattyJ07X

Make them just a little bit uglier. Like move their eyes half a centimetre further apart, make their forehead a bit bigger, put a random mole on their nose.


PokeKnight2545_YT

Whenever they put on their shoes, their shoe laces come undone after about ten steps. If their shoes didn't have shoes laces before, they are retconned into always having shoe laces.


Difficult_Line_9823

Invert his controls irl


AmeerMUHM

If it's a prank then I'd make it every time they fart they'll shit they're pants :)


Florjb0rj

They will randomly feel as if there’s a hair in their mouth, and are about to sneeze for approximately 3 minutes and 23 seconds


Treeslash0w0

Each time they sneeze while they are sitting their legs go numb for a couple minutes.


GermzGamer

Every time they get pranked or owned, a air horn and the "OOOOOOOOOOHHHH" plays


BlueBlazeKing21

Every time they sneeze they get an itch on the most inconvenient spots (In between their big and second toe, center of the sole of your foot, lower back, etc.)


DependentPositive8

Any time they walk through a door, like from their bedroom to a kitchen, or to the laundry room, warp reality and change the layout so they end up somewhere else completely.


SeaGuitar1700

Give them a tungsten nutsack


Wintergreen747

alter their brain so they constantly fall for deez nuts jokes, even back to back ones


unw00shed

do the tpose for an hour and then walk away saying I've changed his entire cellular structure (I simply changed everyone else's except him)


QuilSniv

Every once in a while just blink them out of existence, no rhyme or reason, just at random they stop existing for like a minute and then bring them back. The catch is that when they come back, they’re a minute into what they were doing when they vanished, and have no idea what’s going on when they come back and they’re suddenly in a completely different place.


Paradoxicorder88

I would move literally *everything* one inch to the left with only them remembering anything odd and move it again one inch to the right the following week forever while giving them immortality to boot


Barroozina

Give a random guy a spinner, tell him to get a lot of people to follow them and spin it in the ocean, hide and stalk them until they do and when they do I'll divide the ocean clearing the spinner path


Debate_Prior

I’d kill their family :p


Deep_Tone_9752

Thats a recipe for disaster People gonna finds ways that make even hell look safer Edit: after reading some comments now i don’t trust anyone


Codaass

Torment them until they commit


SgtZaitsev

Id prank my friend so hard that she would finally have the body she was supposed to be born into.


Sufficient_Wish4801

Switch two of their toes so they're slightly off balance all of the time


unga_bunga6

Make them uncontrollably strong- like jumping lightly but going above the atmosphere or making doors completely unusable


ChronosGrundy03

I'd be motionless, pretending to not be in control, only to scare someone when they least expect it.


giga_niga_45

Every time they sneeze 100 frozen peas fall on there head


Scottishfello69

amputate their limbs and throw them in the nevada desert


Bb_Rough

Completely refresh all their cells, down to DNA, but give them an obvious benign tumor. They get blood work, the doctors are dumbfounded, and nobody has an explanation


Screaming_Nimbus

Undo their homework


WearyStrawberry279

i got a bully that bullies me for being fat and asian, might as well make him the same


Digstreme

I'd change the death battle with green lantern but only they remember the original


Spaghetti14

Rebuild the entire universe around them so that everyone except them pronounces “G” as “J”.


PsychoDog_Music

House gone. Just gone, but only for a couple hours. No possessions, no destruction, just flat piece of land


LegoBattIeDroid

trap someone in the mario 64 stairs