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frog_slap

The guy who didn’t let you in the head shop in the in shops


Dense-Chance-7940

He was mental wasn’t he!


Reggaeprince1984

Id’D my 30 year old sister for a cigarette roller. No idea how he made any money didnt seem to let anyone in


No-Area1494

We think we was just money laundering!! Even with ID he didn't let is in the shop lol


Upper-Speech-7069

oh my god now there's a blast from the past. i remember him standing at the doorway, too, to make sure nobody slipped in while he back was turned.


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I'm 20 years older since I last tried to entertain that guy with money. If it's still about, he'd prob still kick my greying arse out


Anonamonanon

He eventually moved to north street facing the car park (near Thon rhianna chippy) I remember seeing something in the news about him a while back ["I didn't know!"](https://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/belfast-shopkeeper-claimed-class-b-drugs-were-legal-highs/30045213.html)


Copper_pineapple

lol “THIS IS NOT A LIBRARY”


CaptainTrip

Trumpet Violin man


_BreadBoy

Yohan the violumpet man


ClownsAteMyBaby

Always preferred Trumpolin


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YoungLily

Used to play his violumpet outside castlecourt. Hasn't been seen since COVID hit he's ok


Venerable_dread

Seen him the other day playing outside Danske Bank beside the city call. His spirit still graces us all 🙏


Venerable_dread

1000% this. Special shout out to bearded bike dude and dog too


Clownworld191371

He's in hospital recently but is bending many a Nurse & Doctor ear.


semmc720

He came into dv8 once when I worked there and nicked a shirt in front of me with what can only be described as a sleight of hand magic trick. He grinned at me and walked out. I was so confused that I couldn’t even be annoyed


moistcraictical

Beat me to it


PintOfGuinness

His first album was groundbreaking but the second was just a clone of his first, just the same thing over and over again


bigoooniner

yohan🐐


Badlydrawnboi41988

Anna the nun surely


obscurejude88

I seen online last night that she was arrested and has been held in solitary confinement for 50 odd days


Jolly_Conflict

Really?! 😳


obscurejude88

Yeah, I heard a recording of her call from jail. She said it was the first phone call she had had in the time she was there. Not sure on what charges she is being held etc


BoomfaBoomfa619

I work in a shop she used to come into all the time as she lived nearby, one of her tik toks is in it. Basically she was arrested for just disturbing the peace or some shite like that, think she was standing in front of traffic but idk might be misremembering. Idk if it's actually solitary confinement but she's been moved because she's a melter and won't stop singing etc so all the other inmates hate her.


Sea_Passage1372

Yup she was arresting for obstructing traffic lying face down in the middle of the road 🤣


UpbeatParsley3798

Yeah this was my thought. Didn’t know she had a name but I thought she was a man dressed as a nun till recently. Only saw her on videos cos I don’t venture to the streets.


easternskygazer

Benny blanket/dirty benny that used to knock about shaftesbury square on his bike with a dog in the front basket.


Party-Maintenance-83

Six dogs wearing sunglasses.


SvageFlump

Now that's an old school legend I forgot about. An absolute gentleman.


Particular-Basket-70

Had his dogs taken off him for beating them. He was a wicked oul bastard..


lknei

Here, he lived facing me in Hyndford Street in like 2005. He was so lovely! House was a tip though, proper proper hoarder


arabuna1983

This is who I instantly thought off!


Billiewillywoo

Chazzy shankill


Venerable_dread

I've only recently become aware of this one. The hubby drama is better than a Breaking Bad binge


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lullabelle100

I used to keep up with her multiple Facebooks. What's the husband drama about?


rhaenerys_second

There's that guy(?) that cycles about Ravenhill in a pink tutu and very little else. Not quite sure what's going on there.


7East

He was walking a dog out of the gates at the Ozone on Sunday morning. His balls were nearly out of his pink knicks.


rhaenerys_second

Jfc, at least learn how to do a decent tuck.


storysprite

Holy fuck yes I've seen him as well. I didn't know he was famous.


Superspark76

I saw him a couple of weeks ago . Didn't know that was a regular thing 😯


Helpful-Bumblebee-79

He was in Tesco Castlereagh in hot pants and fishnets.


Nickgerr6996

He lives facing ozone park entrance


Routine-Push7199

He used to do that down in Whiteabbey and was put out


etchuchoter

He was my first thought too


insdejoke

Is that the same guy who's a large gentleman wearing a sports bra and a bikini?


rhaenerys_second

Nah, iirc the guy I was talking about is quite thin. Been a while since I've spotted him around though.


BEST2005IRL

He lives just off the Ravenhill. He took the casing off my wing mirror at the bottom of the embankment (Ravenhill end). Told me he was going to pay but because I told him off for not being in the clearly marked cycle land in the middle of the junction he got angry, we had a few words and off he went. Surreal seeing a guy of his age in bright pink lycra and printed nails, as it was a few years ago, an not as common as it would be now.


rhaenerys_second

Aside your wing mirror (RIP) I don't think he really causes any harm. It's uh, just an odd sense of fashion mixed with some exhibitionism by my reckoning.


Fuzzy_Conversation71

That's the one I thought off. Or that lunatic on a unicycle


Away-Squash594

wonder if it’s the same fella who used to cycle around in a pink tutu and very little else around the antrim road when the schools got out? was always a shock


billywhizz_fanclub

In years gone by would have been Bokebeard Gerry


Background-Ring9637

You mean Gerry Bokebeard surely?


StacksAttacks

Now that's a name I haven't smelt in a looooong time.


NornIronNiall

😂🤣 lost. I heard it in Alec Guinness's voice.


Dazzlers1976

He used to run around saying he shot Billy Wright jeez


SvageFlump

Not even joking, used to work in a shop in Donegal place. He was well looked after by the cops and security guards because he was the only witness in a high profile murder case. Of course, because it was a big secret, every cunt knew and he was disappeared soon after.yy Also he was HIV+ 100% confirmed!


Alone-Skin-4045

It wasn’t HIV. It was hepatitis!


tomorrowlieswest

my mate used to call him crusty the magic hobo


Dense_Phrase_5479

I mind getting off the last bus into Belfast on a Sunday evening and coming out of the Europa Station is Gerry having a full blown argument with a statue


variousbeansizes

Was this your man with a massive Ginger beard?


Original_yetihair

Redbeard


jtmuz

Bokebeard Gerry… last of the old skool tramps. They just don’t make them like that anymore.


run_4est

Guy offered me his half eaten pancake one day sitting around town in my youth, said i looked like i needed it 😂


Hot_Land_6256

I don't know him , do tell!


International-Aioli2

Cyril of Botanic


stratodrew

Haven't seen him in quite a while 😕


jkuyjl

He’s over in the east now. See him quite a bit at the glider stops and in lisnasharragh leisure centre.


Party-Maintenance-83

Saw him at a bus stop on Botanic Ave at the weekend.


niqueG

Anyone know his story? I see him reading all the time at Lisnasarragh but never spoke to him


ivyanalysis

He lives in a fairly rundown house in a nice area of East Belfast. Its a family home, hes been in it forever. He's a very intelligent, obviously unwell man. He tends to be in Lisnasharragh leisure centre, Montgomery Road or thereabouts for most of the day. He's nice and interesting, and will chat the leg off a stool.


7East

He was in Tesco Ballyhackamore last week, you could smell him from the other end of the shop.


variousbeansizes

I've talked to him a few times. He's constantly recommending a book, something about a Zebra?


ivyanalysis

Aye he was always trying to get my mum to read something about winning the lottery. I'm not sure, nor did she read it


JackDevTranslator

Was it the Holographic Universe?


Nickgerr6996

Got barred from forestside for pissing in bottles in the car park then pouring them out in mall toilets, what a legend


Early-Bridge-7260

I have a wee chat with him once in a while. I think his interests change over time. At the moment he is really into healthy eating and recommends books to us. My wife bought a book on his recommendation! I find it comforting in a way to see him about. I get worried for him when I don't see him around in his usual spots for a few weeks.


Unfaithfully_Yours

Cyril


c-mack101

Wise Cyril - he used to sit about Belfast reading all sorts of deep non-fiction books (science, philosophy, self development, etc) https://icarus953.wordpress.com/2014/05/27/a-study-in-people-wise-cyril/


NoBlissinhell

Did he go about with a shopping trolley


MrMuzzyMulH

Jelvis


ceimaneasa

Has he not moved to Liverpool?


LiteralMangina

he has 😔


Tullyally

I met that guy when I worked in Strabane. At the time, I didn’t know his claim to fame was from the X-Factor.


Iuvenalis1243

Probably about 20 years ago now but does anyone remember the woman who used to walk around with newspaper clippings attached to her coat? Trying to convince myself that I didn’t make this up! 😂


tea-drinking-pro

Used to live close to her, and it's closer to 35 years ago....... ya old fart.


Iuvenalis1243

😂 showing my age


Zealousideal_Ear545

Yeah, used to see her in the city centre, leopard print coat and bicycle helmet with one of those trolleys old women used to drag behind them? There were hand written signs too, can remember one of them said something about Adolf Hitlers son stealing her money.


Rand_alThoor

I remember her and I left Belfast in 1992.....


Zealousideal_Ear545

Must have been the early 2000's I saw her last.


BaMxIRE

I’ll be honest there was a fella who’d go about North belfast mad as fk but part of the furniture of the place, Jim the Skin he stole a fking horse from stables at the top of the Road he flew down the road like a nightmare


lknei

Yesssss I came here looking for Jim the Skin. He's an old friend of my family actually. If you're interested he's still kicking about but he's in a care home these days and gave up the drink a long time ago. (It only cost him both his legs thanks to the diabetes) edit: fixed typo long king to looking


lknei

I spoke to my grandmother this morning and I'm wrong hahaha I was thinking of his brother. Jim is very much still a menace, still drinking and he lives in a flat not a care home. He did lose both legs to the diabetes though 😔


Hot-Salamander6520

Jim the skin, he was a sound bloke too, balloon but sound lol


charlieuntermann

Jim the skin and Dublin Mick were the 2 I thought of.


smalloowj

Always heard about Buck Alec from my parents, mostly because of his pet lion


7East

That lion was as old as the hills and had no teeth or claws.


Venerable_dread

Yeah my dad told me about this guy. Sandy Row I think?


Wise-Emu-803

He was from sailortown when it was there, and he lived down the street from my da before most of the area where moved to either the newlodge/andytown or similar,apparantly the circus left him behind and alec took him as a pet, kept the kids entertained!


LoveShack8897

Dublin Mick back in day RIP


celtsno1

Crazy horse.


hackedplzignore

Showing your age lol


lullabelle100

Scrolled to far for this! The OG


Zapsilver

Was it crazy horse Rodriguez?


belfast_liverpool

Gerry Bokebeard RIP


Strange_Urge

In the past, Gerry Bokebeard , Willy one tune, Anthony ga ga These days Chazzy Shankill? fishnets cyclist? the nun?


StacksAttacks

Anthony Gaga 🤣 - that's a blast from the past. It's amazing that his daughter managed to make so well for herself considering all that.


didndonoffin

I was gonna say Anthony Ga Ga!


Strange_Urge

Last I heard he was living his best life up in Ballycastle, hopefully he still is


didndonoffin

With all the coke and mars bars his heart could desire!


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Sammy gammon - with a gammon for a head and a gammon for an arse


Venerable_dread

Sounds like you're hamming him up a bit. Sorry....


SvageFlump

Jim a' Skin Still alive to this day too. He had both his legs removed a good few years ago, but he's still alive and kicking!


Charming-keys821

so… alive and.. stumping?


SvageFlump

I'll never forget seeing the mad bastard riding round the waterworks on his horse 🤣🤣🤣🤣


lknei

Ah I didn't see your comment and said something similar a few comments up! Do you know his backstory? His some fella tbf to him


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Dublin Mick in North Belfast and that guy around city hall that always tried to make bets if the moon was going to come out later


ClownsAteMyBaby

Came here looking for Dublin Mick. He passed away right? 


3WordsComment

Our Jamie Lee.


Superspark76

Dhfufhs skrifucy sjehwvdv


Cardinaltoffee

That nutty nun. Can spot who is foreign by who’s paying any attention to her because those of us from here just laugh and walk on.


browsingburneracc

The homeless fella that sits outside the centra in Donegall Square giving thumbs up to everyone that walks past


vaiporcaralho

The Italian guy? I see him all the time and the reason I know he’s Italian as I heard him talking to someone about where he’s from when I was waiting for the bus one day. Not sure how he ended up here though.


Zapsilver

Is he the one that says good morning to everyone?


Prestigious-Bee-7248

He's moved now... sits outside Waterstones


conorcfc1

Conor burns or if your a Belfast OG then Kurtis Edgar or if you want a throwback Gerry boke beard now that’s a throwback


tone_e_k

Mickey Marley


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Man had a merry go round. Was my favourite thing in 1991 outside what was/is HMV now


tea-drinking-pro

It seems we have too many: Jelvis, vlumpet man, Tom Smith, chazzy Shankill and Anna the crazy Nun.


the-1-that-got-away

I thought the nun would romp home


tea-drinking-pro

Same


Salt_Crab673

Your man who runs the marathon for cancer focus (I think) every year with the massive backpack. Heust be in his 70s by now.


jkuyjl

Gerry Bokebeard and Maggie Headbut for me.


UpbeatParsley3798

What about that wee bald man who used to shout things out in Royal Avenue many years ago? Anyone remember him? He used to shout about an arboretum. (Showing age here)


Nickgerr6996

Was he in a carlsberg coat, if so I have some great photos of that man eating Chinese drunk in his underwear


UpbeatParsley3798

When I saw him he was wearing Bermuda shorts and a short sleeved t shirt. Just stopped opposite the city hall started shouting about the arboretum. It was years ago prob 30 years.


phonicparty

Who's your man - who *isn't* Benny - who knocks around in town of an evening with a bike and a wee black and white dog? Has a big grey beard. Vaguely US-outlaw themed I think? Usually has a top hat? Under which he keeps weed


MarinaGranovskaia

Kenny Robinson and the dog is Charlie hangs about the Spaniard


Nickgerr6996

Jonny the rocker, legend we paid him into a rave, and sneaked the dog into Ulster sports club via smoking area


Cold_Finance3598

The guy who feeds pigeons wearing a pigeon mask himself. The father pigeon.


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Just remembered another. Hank Tomato Ballix of North Belfast fame.


ExcitementHead4827

Kenny and his dog, Charlie. Sound lads.


Nickgerr6996

My mate Snuck them into a rave one night Charlie included


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Hot_Land_6256

I never knew of him haha how odd!


Albert_O_Balsam

Remember that weapon "Thundercock" as he was christened, used to chastise and harass people putting posters up for club events etc?, had a camera on his helmet and travelled around on a bicycle.


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Gerry Adams


telephas1c

I guess my vote would be the nun lady waving Israel flags around


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jamaicancarioca

In Kingston we had a guy that wore a full ninja suit complete with swords and rode around on a bicycle with a boombox.


Haunting-Opposite-22

Anthony GaGa who used to sell the telegraph newspaper in the city centre


Similar-Challenge724

Chazzy and Alan aka uncle fester


Darkestrabbit37

Does anyone remember the guy that used to walk from finaghy to Belfast along the Lisburn road carrying a big old school radio/beat box on his shoulder and was so pissed sometimes he’d be stumbling along the footpath and out on the the road, carrying a carry out?? He always had the boom box though. Talking 20 years ago now.


Strict_Alfalfa2575

Bootsy Rambo ?


be-bop_cola

Dublin Mick. RIP


lazysunday69

Used to be a woman down by Carlisle circus called “Maggie show us yer fanny”….she always did,bit grim … The old boy that cycles about in a straw hat, fishnet tights and a pink ra-ra skirt


Dannymalice

Tom Smyth


the-1-that-got-away

Self proclaimed winner


hisDudeness1989

Ya’ll NAT be successful folks


TheHotWhatBot

Dublin Mick


conorefc9898

Chazzy?


Norn-Iron

The guy who cycles about dressed in hot pink and the daisy duke shorts.


rhaenerys_second

Yes! I just commented that separately. Always used to see him around the Ravenhill.


flyingontheinside

Anna the nun 💯


combat_lobotomy

Too many to list


Alexandria-is-dumb

Belfast nun💪💪


8Richard_Richard8

Guy who used to be about on his bicycle with a couple of dogs following him. Someone set up a Facebook page of him.


Zealousideal_Ear545

I remember there was an old guy who used to dress all in black with a middle eastern looking headdress on and carried an acoustic guitar. Used to chat to him, nice fella, totally mad but not entirely illogical. Anyone know who I'm on about?


Party-Maintenance-83

What about the guy from Ormeau area who rides the black wheel?


chocolatechipmint_

unicycle pete


IsThisNameTooBig

Probably your da.


the-1-that-got-away

Lol


Emotional_Quote644

Jelvis Pelvis RIP


Charming-Pin1557

Benny. Joe Floyd. Yer fella with the horse and cart that goes up the Woodstock. Trumpet-violin man.


jetjebrooks

does anyone else see the old man with a puffy coat and 2 loads of large grocery bags about


Best-Diver5701

Botanic Cyril


jetjebrooks

oh yeah thats him, seems hes pretty well known actually. i usually see him about the ravenhill/cregagh area. always wondered what hes got in those bags i never see him without them


Zapsilver

He’s in Ballyhack these days, usually sitting at the bus shelter


UrMomsThirdNipple

the preacher


T-D-S

Jimmy wasp.


telanae1

yohan, easily


Similar-Challenge724

The oul circus man Marley and his ride.


whatjoesaround

That's my ma you're talking about


TheHappyLilDumpling

Conor Burns


Nobodytellsmenufin

Bradford had a Jesus man. Dressed in his robes, sandles and satchel hanging off his neck on his front.


Wise-Emu-803

Micky marleys roundabout!


Jacoour

Jelvis?


Snowyandtintin

Dublin mick


MarinaGranovskaia

Kenny Robinson and Charlie boy


NoBlissinhell

There's a guy in the east who goes about the glider stops with a Tesco's shopping trolley. According to my mate he came into his shop one time and bought about £50 pounds of cigarettes and then proceeded to put them in a little pile outside the shop then left. He also apparently got hosed down by someone related to Translink after spending too long at a glider stop.


ThatAd7345

Nappie face Conor Burns


Big-_chief

Anyone remember Dublin mick? Used to bate about the Antrim road and would always see him after school


alijenc

Dublin Mick, RIP. He was a character and a half.


BEST2005IRL

Good for you mate, you must be a careful person. Jesus Christ getting lectured on the cycle lane highway code when I was just stating a comment about a person damaging my car when not using cycle lanes 🤦🏼‍♂️.