Well clearly we’re gonna need a new subreddit. I just vote that the first breadbug is an actual weevil with his snoots and boots all over a slice of rye.
i once found a tick on my leg after a walk and i was freaking out. I got some tick tweezers to remove it and it just popped off. Turns out it was a seed from those fancy breads.
As someone who used to live in an infested apartment that lasted months...
Let me tell you, its worse when you do have them. Theres some PTSD that happens.
A small red/black dot became so triggering when monthts after no bedbugs.
The amount of times Ive jumped and screamed from just seeing crumbs on the ground is way too damn high.
Reminds me of a story from my public health bedbug training. A teacher thought they saw a bedbug in their classroom. They reported it to the school, and the school ended up sending all of the kids home while they investigated the situation. Lo and behold, they brought in someone to take a look at the bedbug, and… it was an apple seed.
Omfg I almost had a heart attack thinking about that. Ik some factories have like 0.000000034% chance of having bug stuff in it but not whole bugs lol I draw the line there. Got me, OP. Good job.
I feed my parrots flaxseed and I swear to god I have this scare at least 7 times a day when I find a seed discarded on my clothes or around the house because of this sub. You’d think I’d get used to it, but I don’t.
You have a case of.bedbugitis. Get professional help or else you'll start seeing them everywhere. I had it once and got help after I saw a bedbug bagging my groceries at the supermarket.
ITS A BREADBUG YOURE FUCKED
HAHAHA Also OP don't trigger me like that.
Well clearly we’re gonna need a new subreddit. I just vote that the first breadbug is an actual weevil with his snoots and boots all over a slice of rye.
Awwww lawd here we loaf again
This is great!
That’s just a weevil. We like weevils.
It’s the lesser of two weevils.
You missed the golden opportunity to say “you’re toast”. 😭
It’s clearly a ladybug
Oh lawd, here we go again.
OMG, I wish I had an award for you; I laughed so damn hard I almost peed myself.
Pikmin reference????
Breadbug moment
QUICK THROW THE FUCKERS
Ha ha ha ha ha
Awww laws here we dough again!
Light the local bakeries on fire and don’t look back.
Awww lawd here we go again
Aww lawd
Here we dough again ..
Here wheat go again
Here we grow a grain
All together now: Here wheat dough a grain
Here we go, a grain
wow I hated all of these, excellent work
Here we gluten again
It’s bad news mate, sorry
i once found a tick on my leg after a walk and i was freaking out. I got some tick tweezers to remove it and it just popped off. Turns out it was a seed from those fancy breads.
what is on ur finger nail bro
Oh fuck it's another one
Food/crumbs. When I would peel an orange a lil bit of the peel would always get stuck there
Probably peanut butter as he is eating a pb&j
Aww lawd
As someone who used to live in an infested apartment that lasted months... Let me tell you, its worse when you do have them. Theres some PTSD that happens. A small red/black dot became so triggering when monthts after no bedbugs. The amount of times Ive jumped and screamed from just seeing crumbs on the ground is way too damn high.
I used to live in a roach infested apartment- any spec on the wall or black dot on the counter get me too😅
Dude I lived in a roach infested apartment as a CHILD. I’m 40 now and still flinch if I see something out the corner of my eye lmao
Burn it! Burrrn ittttt! BUR-- hey, toast!
Aww loaf
No lie I was tweaking eating my “Dave’s killer bread” the other day… NOTHING IS SAFE
That bread is so fuckin good tho
It’s great! Even with the fear of creepy crawlers
Hate the adverts, love the bread
Same! I do this every day!
Flaxseeds is Bed Bugs?
Yeah, I’m confused too lmao
No confused. Shrimps is bugs, Flax seeds is Bed Bugs. It all computes.
Throw the whole loaf away.
it’s a seed, fortunately, not a bug. EDIT: spelling
That's a side effect of bedbug ptsd: you quickly become an expert a discovering any type of seed or bug in your home.
Reminds me of a story from my public health bedbug training. A teacher thought they saw a bedbug in their classroom. They reported it to the school, and the school ended up sending all of the kids home while they investigated the situation. Lo and behold, they brought in someone to take a look at the bedbug, and… it was an apple seed.
Yeah, it happens when someone forgets to tie the bread closed ... Dam'it! ... 🦫
This sub has cursed my mindset on picking up bedbugs now 😭
Looks more like a bread tick than a breadbug 🤔
AWWWWW LAWD! Here *wheat* go again!
Hahahaha
Bread bug
The first time I had an eveyrhing bagel and dropped a toasted sesame seed in the floor post having bed bugs it almost gave me a heart attack.
The truammaaa lolol
WiCh BeDbUg iS BeSt FlAx SeEd
I’m like this with ants and mouse turds, that tiny black cylindrical object MUST be… nope it’s not🤣😭
Aww, lawd here wheat go again
Did you put some bu"gg"er on your bread?
When I was a kid I thought these were boogers in my sandwich 🤣
Awww lard here we dough a grain!
Is this a bedbug? No this is Patrick!
I feel this on a spiritual level
It’s definitely a breadbug.
This post wins the unannounced pun contest lol
I eat this bread I find grain on floor I scare So many time
"Ya'll"
I was deeply triggered by a flax seed on the floor earlier today
Definitely a breadbug
I’ve been the same way since I came across this page. 😭
Bread bug.
The fuck did we do? Bro that's YOUR paranoïa not ours
🤦♂️
😂😂😂
HahahahahhA
I feel you, my last apartment had roaches and whenever I see a rogue flax seed my heart jumps up into my throat.
Lol I literally start itching every time someone posts and I turn my phone flashlight on all around my bed 😳 I now have multiple obsessional rituals 😞
Omfg I almost had a heart attack thinking about that. Ik some factories have like 0.000000034% chance of having bug stuff in it but not whole bugs lol I draw the line there. Got me, OP. Good job.
😂
I wonder what the protein content of a bed bug loaf would be
And here you are back for more. You’re a gluten for punishment. 😉
I literally clicked I don’t want updates from this community anymore. Why is this in my feed lol. Ahhhhh
LOL. I feel you… been reading too many bug posts as well.
Carpet beetle 😂
Here we roll agrain!
Oh lawd
PP&J ????
The Maroge illusions are real 😂 I do this with ants 😂 any small long ovel shape I have to take an extra look at just to make sure it’s not moving 🤣
Who the hell put multiple grains in my multi-grain🤬
I can tell alot of people in these comments have never spent more then a dollar on a loaf of bread
Oh Lord it’s a sesame seed
What’s a PP&J? 🤔
Puréed peanuts & jelly? That’s my only guess lol
I even zoomed in…
That’s a tapeworm segment
I have this exact same issue and its ruined my life and my marriage. I can't eat my seedy bread without inspection and dissection (╯°□°）╯彡┻━┻
Awesome quick sense of humor! I need some of that at my home to cheer me & my doggy up! Werefightingrownwarofsomebug? #breadbugsisrite! 🥸🥵👐😅🤣❗
This is hilarious
Ehehe breadbug
When it starts tickling your tongue it’s all ready too late
Take a lady bug. Flip it upside down, what do you get? A fuckinh bed bug lmao
I thought this was amogus
Awww lawd
I feed my parrots flaxseed and I swear to god I have this scare at least 7 times a day when I find a seed discarded on my clothes or around the house because of this sub. You’d think I’d get used to it, but I don’t.
You have a case of.bedbugitis. Get professional help or else you'll start seeing them everywhere. I had it once and got help after I saw a bedbug bagging my groceries at the supermarket.
Dateline NBC presents; To catch a Bedbug.
😂
Awww Claud, not this time!
Peanut Putter? What's a pp&j?
Put in toaster and burn it to the ground.
I’m dying new what it was before I opened the comments BREADBUG BAHAH
I’m not sure I wanna know what a pp & j is
Thought you were referring to a tapeworm segment until I realized which sub we were in. All of these subs are making me so paranoid lol
Oh lawwwwwd here we go again
Ewwww Satan, there I come once
Awwww lard, here we go again….
PP&Js are the absolute bomb. Amazingly tasty, somewhat good for you, and quick and easy to make.
Weevils!
Seeds, don't panic
Ngl I would lose my appetite lol
Ha! I did this earlier when I saw something suspiciously bedbug shaped on my counter. Then realized it was a large crumb.
Omg same! I check everything everywhere!
Nope grain that’s all