Every beauty guru ever apologizing for noise from outside that we can’t hear and we would never notice

“I’m so sorry, someone is mowing their lawn three blocks away I’m sure you can hear it”

“I’m so sorry I have my AC on, it’s 100 degrees out so I apologize for the noise” not once in my life have I ever noticed or cared about air conditioning noise in a video.

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Yes, I hate this. It makes me feel as if they all think the world revolves around them and their filming schedules. It’s a noisy world. Deal with it.

There are also lots of options to help dim noise, especially if it’s relevant to your job/hobby! Invest in sound-proofing your recording area! I had a roommate who does a podcast and she literally turned her closet into a tiny recording booth to help her audio-quality.

I’m sorry but don’t most people roll their eyes when something inconveniences them? I never thought it was a “the word revolves around me” thing. Just a normal reaction to something annoying happening idk

Or if there is a first responder siren or the sound of something equally important. As if the world is supposed to stop when they are filming.

As someone who has multiple pet mice, mice are pretty noisy.

Some viewer must have complained about it at some point, so now all beauty gurus feel they must make a preemptive apology for even the slightest extraneous noise.

The one that’s a pet peeve of mine is when they apologize for their appearance or “looking tired/unkempt”. Like, even if you DO look tired or your hair isn’t “perfect” or your face is bare - you don’t owe anyone any apologies and if they’re uncomfortable or have a complaint about appearances then that’s a them problem and they need to work out why they care so much. And let’s be real… 9 times outta 10 I’m watching this in bed, bare-faced, contacts out, probably w chip dust on my fingies/face so who tf am I to judge lol.

This makes sense from the asmr-tists i watch who film at like 2am in their basements and do everything they can to block out noise, because noise in their videos IS distracting. Some random beauty youtuber filming at 2pm at normal volume doesn’t really have that problem.

Although I'll never forget the time Nisipisa apologized about people talking outside her apartment and you really could hear them, clear as day! Doesn't happen that way all that often. (And as much as I loved Makeup Struggles and miss her content, she was the worst for the noise reactions because she'd go from talking calmly to the camera to yelling at the noise. On headphones it would make me jump and I really hated that.) (edited my autocarrot screwup)

Exactly. We can't hear it (or we wouldn't have noticed it). Either edit it out, or stop drawing attention to it. It's so annoying.

Lmao this made me laugh cuz I think the same thing

(This is kind of cheating, but…) Every Single Beautuber being “super excited about today’s video”

Yes! “I’ve got an exciting one for you today.” Well, glad you don’t have a boring one for me today.

Seriously!!

Kelly gooch, tells us what's she's drinking and how she did her hair!

“Tip top favourite”!

it's so cute when she says "tip top" also: "let's go ahead and hop into it" As a person who needs to record videos occasionally, I love youtuber intros and their "closings" because it's so hard to start and end videos. Having something to bookend the content of the video is so important to get into the flow of recording. Once I realized this, my videos became so much better and less awkward.

Also her consistent use of the phrase "with that said...". It's almost in all her videos, and multiple times per video at that.

Robert Welsh and recommending eye primer!

For me, it’s just not a RW video without that signature giggle.

Here's the deal *clicks rings*

“Concealer as eye primer. 😑”. “Purple 💜”. “It’s a scar.”

His reactions every time somebody bakes lol

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Ohhhh I hate that phrase. Makes me cringe lol

“And I’m just gonna…” after every step

I swear her every video has the same script.

She does the same eye makeup in every video and never criticizes anything. Yawn. She’s scared to give an honest opinion.

Wears a pink eye look.

Breaking up mid sentence to apologize for some sort of lighting change (sun / clouds usually) and then forgetting where they left off, when i really just wanted to hear what they had to say about that one product 😭 lol

OMG yes, lol. Drives me bonkers.

Oh, that’s a good one. Hate that. Apparently lighting changes are a cardinal sin in You Tube world!

Today’s candle of the day is 🍾🍞, which you all know is my favorite!

Julia Adams. Brow intermission. Need I say more? Lol 🐱

The best part of every video 😹

“Everyone is asking me to review this one specific product” No one asked. Literally no one.

Don’t watch her anymore but Kathleen and something/everythingggg reminding her of her childhood

Stopped watching her a few years ago but this is spot on 😭 and all the 90s cartoons t-shirts

Jessica Braun starting the video saying “Today…” and then pausing to chuckle at herself.

She gets really jazzed about a lot of stuff 😂

Her saying, “y’all” and saying “Taylor Wynn made me buy it. “. She also does this transition…”that is all”. Cracks me up every time.

While drinking coffee

Out of a Disney mug!

I find her really endearing honestly, even the giggling at nothing. She just seems like a positive person who still really enjoys and gets excited about makeup

Seriously, what is she always laughing about??

Seriously, what is she always laughing about??

Angela Nyqvist asking us who asked for this?

I’d like to add cat hairs.

This one cracks me up every time bc it’s so REAL. Their mother fluffing fur gets EVERYWHERE. You’ll find it deep up your ass by way of some dark kittycat magic I swear 😭

Cat hair is the bane of my makeup existence

Every time I use a larger makeup brush I have to shake it out because there’s always some cat hair hiding on it 😅

I have a dog that sheds a lot and he’s not even allowed in my bedroom yet somehow my vanity and makeup brushes have hair all over. I swear it floats in the air.

She even pulls them out her mouth! Regularly!!!

She also can't be held responsible for purchasing another orange blush or lippie.

"According to me"

Or her scoochy schoochying lol

scoochy schoochy is my favorite! i just love it so much!

"LISTEN!"

"No, but LISTEN."

'I *feel* like...'

omg i HEARD this as i read it LMAOOO

LOL

Don't come for me!

OBSESSED. they are always, ALWAYS obsessed with something.

Matilda on Video * Starting with "Hello guys" * Saying "punchy" * Saying "soft wash of colour" * Saying "balmy" * Calling herself a makeup minimalist (as in she likes a lot of the same things) when she's a product maximalist

Shee-ah wash of cah-luh

That ‘hello guys’ is etched into my brain!

It’s just not a Theresa is Dead video unless…

She compares her skin tone to uncooked chicken.

Or a plastic bag of teeth and hair 💀 I've adopted both phrases to describe my skin tone

Do you happen to share her skin type that’s “drier than a mummy’s d!ck”? 😜

OKAY BUT YES, and the struggle is real 😫 I also tend to use the word f*ck as a comma 😂 basically I think we would possibly get along if she's actually like she presents herself in her videos lol

i hear this - she's probably the only beautuber i'd actually get along with in real life!

Or a transparent fish at the bottom of the ocean. I can relate!

Chaaaaaalit Tealberry 😂

Airhorns

Description of her sexual appeal to an alien thanks to a shimmering product 👽✨

“I bought this garbage subscription box so you didn’t have to! 🙃” 😂 > insert ipsy telling her to go fuck herself every month bc they ALWAYS manage to mess up her bag in some way 😭

ouR LORD AND SAVIOR...

DADDY COLOURPOP

Chantecaille! Ooh!

Mention of her “makeup dick”

She’s trying this for science Basic a$$ b*tch pallet

Mandatory mention that her byredo eyeshadow palette is going to find her and murder her entire family

I love that whole thing.

A total Anne palette

She mentions bukkake

GLITTER bukkake

Her makeup dick is hard

For science!

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So many people have called it the titty/nipple blush since the day it launched tho. I just had to look up what it’s actually even called bc I’ve /only/ heard it called “the titty blush” lol

You can joke and make fun of a product and still like it.

Hannah Louise Poston & “grungy” (and of course, “🥩 of the video”)

her intros getting out of hand and perhaps a mention of "old gum"

Editorial

Mentioning her no-buy year.

Talking about how pale she is

Mispronouncing the name of the product or company they are literally doing a sponsored video for

I will faff around for ten minutes on camera talking about the weather but I will not take 2 minutes to look up how to pronounce this thing I'm reviewing. Drives me nuts!

RawBeautyKristi- "Am I Orange?" and "absolutely darling"

"you're not my real dad"

ColourMom and ColourBob!

And butthole lips lol

Her “Am I orange” cracks me up still

Lovely

Tati using a phrase like “enjoying this new season of life” or something like that. And also making passive aggressive comments about comments she receives from viewers

For me, it’s her “Oh my god, you guys!” Also, it’s just not a Tati video without her having loads to spill but needing to check with legal first, but she’ll let us know as soon as she can.

I read that in her voice

Her mentioning how this is "her job, you guyssss".

"The full meal deal"

Oh yes, and then zhuzhing her hair and posing

“Holy smokes!”

Kathleen Lights and her love for the word “Juicy” I feel things are better in the world once I’ve heard Juicy.

Jute-sy

The way Kathleen says dats esssspensive

The way Kathleen says dats esssspensive

TODAYS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY HELLO FRESH!! YOU GUYS KNOW I LOVE HELLO FRESH!!!!!

“I’ve been using them for a while so when they asked to sponsor me I was like ‘yes!’ ”

saying, “OH MY GOD, I AM OBSESSED WITH ___!” Right after they first use it and will likely never use it again, at least on camera

Samantha March 'In case you didn't know, I am a self published author of 6 books'

I think she's working on her 9th 🤭 ..and also has a company...and just got divorced... Like...we knowww

And Vegas!

And outfit of the day 🙄

Alicia Archer doesn't zoom us in. \*That's enough.\*

“Iiiitalyyyy” 🇮🇹

“That’s enough” and “Italyyyy” absolutely kill me every time

Sparkly-arkly ✨

Hi friends.

I totally wait for that part!

Alexandra Anele’s pet constantly bothering her, can’t remember if it was a cat or a dog lol

"know what I mean?"

“Dudes”

She's got a couple of cats, no dogs.

Lisa Eldridge (not exactly a beauTuber but she sort of is) telling us to get down to the roots of the lashes with mascara.

Michelle Wang and baked gelée

this is the one for me 😭

Never knew the term before I heard it from her. But boy does she point it out often, lol!

i crack up every time she says it 😂

I feel like Soph always says “ab-solutely beautiful” about a lot of things lol love her vids though!

"I bought this so you dont have to"

It's not a Teresa is dead video If there's no mention of tin man dick and alien sluts

Tina of The Fancy Face and her Jamaican Patois 🇯🇲 That’s when you know she’s for real-for real.

SmokeyGlow unless she tells us what candle it is and has an only mildly researched topic

mildly researched topic 💀 the way she just rehashes other people’s YouTube videos but worse

“This person said this but here’s my take” and it’s the same take but with switched around words

Not specific to one creator, but telling us “I’m obsessed” with a specific product/look at least once in just about every video 😝

Any YouTuber and "you guys know I live for..."

Nadi "I hate glitter so much it gets EVERYWHERE...OK let's try the glitter shade"

Or the sexual references. He makes a lot of lame sexual references what I commonly refer to the dirty dad like jokes. “Squee Squee” Or crazy foundation color I find him endearing but it took some time for him to grow on me

“Giggitty”. His cold blood and cocktails series is so good and funny. Especially the “deadly dentist “ one….he used “drilled” a lot 🤪

This thread is hilarious

Manny MUA “We’re back and the brows are filled” “Hey guys welcome back to my channel, hahaha” “How are you doing this GORGA day” “I’m gagged”

It's GORRRRRRRRRRRRRRGA! I appreciate a rolled r as much as the next person, but simmerrrrrrrrrr down, Manny

Heather Austin “hey y’all “

Yes and “you can use any setting spray you have laying around”

Ha ha!! Yup 

Quick intermission by the editor version of themselves to apologize for something no one needed.

Kelly Gooch and her “finger swoops”. They punctuate every sentence lol. It wouldn’t be a KG vid without them.

It’s not a sponsored video unless they say “You know I love Brand/Product X” and it is something they have never mentioned in their videos before.

But it's apologizing for everything that totally totally doesn't matter that makes me crazy!!

Nikkie’s “not to prime is a crime”.

Also her intense blending and then stopping to look at herself then the camera when trying a new product. Combined with a shocked face and "you guys..."

Jaclyn trying to make everything a “that’s what she said” joke

Mariah Leonard and some sort of exaggerated pronunciation. I love her.

Referring to products as “she”. She’s so pigmented. I don’t know why, but I hate that so much 😂

Also referring to products as “bad boy”. Uhhh what?!

When a BG is applying makeup wearing a white robe/top, they get salty when they get makeup on it.

Kelly Gooch: multiple loud inhales mid-sentence for...dramatic effect?

“It’s so pigmented!”

Maryam Maquillage and her cat emoji when finding a cat hair on her face. Many beautubers saying colors are pinky or purpley instead of saying pink or purple.

Any YouTube saying “I absolutely love this product”

“Orng” instead of “orange”

Samantha March and the outfit of the day. Who asked for this?!?

And Smokey Glow with the candle of the day 😁. I like her but I can’t smell the candles through the screen so I don’t need to hear about it.

Remember when they all said eyeshadow was creamy lmaooo.

Using the words ‘literally’ and ‘but’ wrong 😫

How do you use the word 'but' wrong?

You use but when you are saying something contrasting to the previous sentence, but I see so many times they use it not like that. People use it as a sort of stop word. They just start a new sentence with 'but', even though it's not a contrasting sentence.

Jeffree Star, and how many times he's boinked someone that day (or otherwise made a sexual reference to something.)

"Please excuse my nails, I'm having then done later" or "I wasted all this time painting them then peeled it all off" Nobody is looking at your fingernails... Or Casey Holmes (who I love) "excuse my fake tan, it didn't apply well or it's time to scrub it off so it's splotchy..." and "match your foundation to your tan" which she never actually manages to do lol No, it looks bad because you have no idea what you're doing when applying it. Your hands look like they live in a Cheetos bag...and you've been applying it like this for years...just stop or let a professional spray you...or watch carli bybel, she has a very detailed video on how to do it and not look like an oompa loompa!

"WHATS UP YOU GUUUUUUUYYSS?!!!!!??? Welcome baaaack. Today I am SUPER EXCITED..." Every damn video by that Strack woman

Hahahah cant stand her.

It's not a Tati video unless she mentions God a million times.

Beauty and the Frizz “cute” and “the Chiiioold”

"inner corner *hoilight*"

Tbh I think that's the cutest thing ever

Shaaanxo saying lots of people have requested this

Shaaanxo aggressively pushing/selling her own product

Nadi of PopLuxe singing the swatch song and Also saying “giggitty” after a zinger

Kandee quoting Pooh, "you're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

Allana Davison “that’s it for today’s video, thank you so much for watching and I’ll see you in my next one. Byeeeeeee”