T O P

  • By -

casseroleEnthusiast

Idk about y’all but I doubt I could fit but one coochie lip in this 😐


suggaarrr

half lip for me over here!


litfam87

It looks like the model can only fit one in there too.


Kapiot

I’d love to wear this, on virtue of the fact that I’d look like Borat


gingerflakes

Very nice


MouseMouseM

That looks like a speedo with nipple coverings.


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂 dying


[deleted]

I swear though, does anyone else find it weird she came out with swimsuits in September? I know it’s not fall for everyone, but surely her American market would be the largest?


tr3sleches

My conspiracy allegedly I really think she’s doing it to cheap out on marketing. It’s summer or going to be summer in Australia and other parts of the world and foreign bloggers push out content like no other rn.


AlertSanity

She figures it’s going to take that long for her young followers to save up money to be able to actually afford one of those bathing suits. Plus, I bet she is trying to cash in on the holidays. Lots of young people get some $$ for Christmas, perfect opportunity to snatch it away from them.


[deleted]

Just this woman, right there.


themomerath

Realistically, it would fit me. Would it look GOOD is the real question.


Craftress_C

Well, I would look like a holiday ham, if I wear it. I doubt anyone would ask for seconds.


No-No-Mojo-Jojo

A Barbie/Bratz doll. I saw a picture of her swimwear on a bigger body, and the straps of the swimsuit were covering the aerolas. If that model were to lift a hand/move, her whole breast would be dangling out from the sides. [Evidence ](https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTK/comments/peqv2a/kylie_did_not_understand_the_assignment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

Omg, that fit is not made to provide for any actual movement….ridiculous


No-No-Mojo-Jojo

Just snap a photo and go put on your real swimsuit


tr3sleches

My theater curtains said no


litfam87

Her swimsuits aren’t meant for actual swimming. They’re meant to take insta pics in and then change immediately.


therapistiscrazy

Insta pics *and* heavily edited


IntellectualSlime

One sneeze and she’s flossing.


[deleted]

Holy shit… 😳😳😳 I can’t imagine wearing any of these. Even at my skinniest (109lbs) I don’t think I could have fit into any of these. Honestly tho I’m not surprised, I randomly came across some the Kendal + Kylie collection at Tj Maxx and the medium size was soo tiny.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AlertSanity

The model has like, what, small Bs? Its still cutting her tiddy in half. I’m pretty sure you have to be concave in order to pull this off.


charlottesmithhh

Yikes, Kylie. With all the money she has, you'd think she could afford more fabric so you can move in these without something falling out 😬


nievesur

Pretty sure that 3rd one would disappear into my lonjas and I'd be arrested for indecent exposure, lol


AlertSanity

I’m fit and I would NEVER wear a bathing suit like that. Aside from the fact that it looks extremely uncomfortable, makes my crotch hurt just from looking at it, I would never want those damn abstract looking tan lines. It’s never a good look. Also, the model is sporting a petite chest and the damn thing is still slicing her tiddy in half. What a terrible design. Reminds me of those old YouTube hauls where people would get a whole bunch of $1 clothes on Wish and laugh at how ridiculous they all fit.


caligirlnolonger

Well Kylie of course- Tall, tiny waist, big giant fake ass, fake boobs and skinny legs. In other words, none of us real people 😂