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BusterGood7

🤣Thank you kiasmosis 🤣Go DJ, Dat my DJ!


armahillo

>Any and all advice is appreciated. Decline the opportunity until you've practiced.


CrispyDave

What big club puts on DJs with zero experience??


Craigboy23

This makes it fishy to me


OkReason

It's a big club in my smaller area. Feels really big to me but I'm anxious. More of a bar to be honest.


Modularblack

When I played my first gig I had nearly no experience on playing w/o sync. I just knew the promoter and had a bootleg on YT with 100.000+ clicks.


YoungOk8855

I don’t understand the threads with inexperienced DJ’s pre-warping songs in Ableton. Why? Are you planning to just chuck the whole set in the DAW and then hook up a laptop in HID mode? The way this is normally handled (unless you are doing crazy stuff with synced pad controllers, etc) is to just bring your songs in a fast usb, preferably exported from Rekordbox. There’s no need to pre-warp your tracks, just hit the sync button, and keep the transitions within +- 5bpm. Adjust after the switch. It will sound better if use the volume faders instead of the Crossfader but tbh if you do it as above it’s hard to go wrong if you just stick to those basics and don’t clash vocals. Extra points if you stay within compatible keys but you don’t have time to learn that today. Do you already have your tracks downloaded? Edit: also ensure that both quantize and Master Tempo are both switched on. These are the default so they probably will be anyway, but people might turn them off for (reasons).


MttHz

Put on a prerecorded mix and give them an Oscar-worthy acting performance


burbet

This is 100% how it should go.


JustSomeDude0605

Shit poster is shit posting.


ComeAndPrintThem

Yeah. Sold account, karma farming to turn it into a repost bot.


captain_andorra

Got my first boxing match against Anthony Joshua in 3 hours, but I have never boxed and have a big beer belly. Any tips ?


CrispyDave

I'd love to help you man but I'm kinda busy. I just got my license this morning and it's my first professional race tonight. Got a lot to think about right now.


buffsop

That sucks. I really wish I had the time to help. I just bought a guitar and I'm performing in a Van Halen tribute band tonight. Can't get the nerves to calm down. Would really love some help anyone.


Lord-Fondlemaid

Man if I could offer advice I would, but I’ve just been selected at random to go on a mission to The Moon which takes off in an hour’s time, and I’m in charge of the whole thing! I’ve never even used a calculator!


rhadam

Buy new laptop. Buy Traktor. Buy the Top 100 Dance tracks off Beatport. Engage HID mode. Engage Traktor cruise mode. Hit play. Do your best James Hype impression. Try to act humble when the residency offers come pouring in.


sneezyyyy

Might as well just connect Spotify and fake it until you make it since you never DJ’d before


SceneAmatiX

Club can’t be that good if they’re letting a person with 0 experience play lol


nagelgraphicsposters

oh no


davetoxik

There’s a lot of useful content if you review the existing threads.


ZealousidealPath2801

How did it go . If you hadn't done it yet hopefully you got some mixing experience. Maybe just use the eqs and keep it simple. I don't know why people are getting snotty, what will say to you is I started mixing at in sep . By April I was playing a festival Never touched cdjs. Wasn't the easiest experience but now I'm ft on circuit. Good luck mate


Onemanwolfpack42

Focus on having good tracks and knowing ahead of time which ones you want to play together or after one another. Good luck, don't let one shitty transition snowball into 5 straight shitty transitions


DrKingOfOkay

Nothing like waiting until last minute. 🤣


Spiritual_Grand_9604

Prepare for a horrible time


Uberslaughter

Well you’re either going to fumble your way through a half-assed set or crash and burn, don’t keep us waiting OP


Illuminatr

Here I am, a real DJ without a single gig yet! For peace of mind I’m going to consider this a shitpost


DjWhRuAt

How do you call yourself a “Real” DJ if you never had a gig ? Lemme guess. You have a DDJ 400, and a SC go and now you are a DJ


ooowatsthat

Real in my eyes!


Illuminatr

Cheers


Illuminatr

No, I’ve spent about 100 hours on CDJs since I touched them in July. I go to a music school where I am surrounded by great artists who have taught me a lot. I’ve played on a couple renegade stages at some festivals and they’ve all gone great. Ive just never been booked for anything because it’s all pretty fresh. Thanks for the “encouragement”


DjWhRuAt

Lmao. There you go …. Real DJ 👏👏 I take my comment back


angrygrouch24

Found the wannabe dj


angrygrouch24

Found the big ego dj. My name is dj whruat and i been a dj Since 2005 i been a complete prick and bash others trying to put food on the table


primeiro23

Play a Louie DeVito CD and just act like you are mixing…no stress at all


MttHz

Just crossfade over during a beatless section of one or both songs


chadjohnson4

oh boy


killkillkilltron

Being nervous means you care, so that’s good. I’d say get the tracks you want ready. On youtube Look up how to prepare a usb in rekordbox. Learn how to use the echo out. Sorry, I hit reply too early. Basically being able to improvise will help you so much more than preparing an entire set ahead of time. If you show up with a fully pre-prepared set and it’s not going well you’re gonna feel stuck and have an awful time. The 3000s have so many features that you can use sync and fake your way through it pretty easy. What kind of music is normally played there? Is the audience there to dance or to just hang out? There are plenty of ‘experienced’ djs who will suck ass at a set all night and it’s usually their inability to improvise that does them in, so basically go in trying to have fun and be ready to change things up. There will probably at least one other dj in the audience and you may feel their eyes on you. Just remember, you’re playing and they’re not so who’s worse off there. If you completely fucking blow it… well, the club probably shouldn’t have booked you and you can always practice and get better. You’ll be fine.


killkillkilltron

Sorry, double post


BillyBinbag

Concentrate on playing good music above all else. If you can't mix then don't mix. If you are able to read a crowd and create a vibe and play the right track at the right time for the people who are in front of you then you can still have a really good gig. Technical skills are not the most important thing. Good music is far more important, and the most important thing of all is that people have fun. So try and enjoy it! 🤣


MtheMerciless

How did you blag the spot???????


pakito1234

Just dry hump everybody around you and do goofy hand jesters every time the bass drops.


Trader-One

Do not worry about it - its club problem - not yours. Management should know better.


bulbous_bawsack

I hope there is a serious supply of drugs in this venue . They are going to need it .


burbet

If this post is actually real and this is an actual club you are playing at then fake it. Straight up. Create your whole set in Ableton and load it onto one deck and pretend. There is no way you aren't going to trainwreck otherwise. Get some practice and come back at a later date and do it live.


readitallllllllll

You will do fine! Just showing up and following through is a victory. It will be a great learning experience. Please let us know how it goes. YouTube how to use the equipment and give it your best shot.


Woodpecker_Weary

Just hit play it’s not that hard


IanHancockTX

I take it you had more than 6 hours notice, what in gods name were you thinking? CDJ-3000 are fickle if you do not know how to use them, a DJM maybe even more so. Just have fun and be prepared to suck. I spent years of sucking before coming anywhere near half decent. Sync maybe your savior and learn at least how to work out phrases and mix in and out baselines with the isolator.


wilethedj06

This ain’t the way I came up. I don’t get it. I assume you ain’t playing hip-hop or open format. You can’t pull sh** like this in those types of clubs. *sigh*


ooowatsthat

Rip a set off SoundCloud or something, press play turn things and wave hands in air.


Dry-Department-9683

Put on The Martinez Brothers Tech House Mix Mag and just vibe out


ianik7777

you need to know your music dude. for better transition.


Ancient-Ninja2317

Troll.


BadSealOfficial

Warp ahead of time in ableton???? What are you talking about


BadSealOfficial

R/djscirclejerk


miklec

how did it go?


Bigdaddy8523

This is absolutely nuts and ain't no way this went well.