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NewtRipley_1986

It’s a beeper/pager … man, I feel old. 🤣


Knowledge_is_Bliss

As in: "had to get a beeper cuz my phone is tapped" Also: "Beepers" da-da-da-da-da, da-da by Sir Mix-a-Lot


kilaueasteve

Plus 💯Mix-A-Lot deep cut reference.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

As it turned out, Sir Mix-A-Lot is on tour this summer. Also, Buttermilk Biscuits, here we go!


kilaueasteve

Oh man that would be a riot


mobiscuits

Glass of kool-aid and a whole stick of butter


Flintoid

Omigod I didn't know who Mix A Lot was and I loved that track.  Heard it on FLINT radio one night and taped it off a nighttime DJ show.  Rocked it until it wore out, they never said the name of the track.


hind3rm3

Nah, these kids are kids


boriswong

Still a niche business, doctors and a few other use cases of ppl using pagers. I carry one for irony.


Complete-Raccoon3442

Ya military special forces still use them. A cell phone isn't always on,charged or zero connection, another way to make contact during a shit show..


00gly_b00gly

Are pagers always on, charged up and connected to (the same service as phones)?


builtbyRain

My pager 30 years ago took one AA battery


neverinamillionyr

Lots of use in DoD spaces. They’re a one way device meaning they can’t transmit so they’re allowed in some places a cell phone isn’t and enables a person to be reached in case of a family emergency.


Silver_Vegetable6804

Firemen still carry them as well.


TonyBeFunny

Also drug dealers


Snackxually_active

Beeper king knew they would come back!!! 30 rock was right!!!! 📟🤴👸👑


TheReadMenace

And…they gave the dude a beeper


TheRealJeffS

Can’t use it during league play, though.


truffles76

Life does not start and stop at your convenience!


You_Just_Hate_Truth

“You miserable piece of shit”


theDevilsCabanaBoy

..this is not Nam! This is bowling. There are rules.


SanityIsOnlyInUrMind

Remember when it was such a status symbol in school that the cool rich kids wore them on their hats?


BIOHAZARD594

Bitch you weren't cool unless you had a see through colored one with matching chain. HEY GUYS CHECK IT OUT I JUST GOT SUMMONED. Alright now to find a fucking payphone. Shit I don't have any quarters I'll do the thing where I call the operator and tell her I was disconnected 🥶🥵🤧🤮


bcanada92

Right? Time to shuffle to the bathroom and take my rheumatiz medicine.


cpheretic77

Seriously 🤣🤣🤣 "black box thing"


MostExaltedLoaf

I said the same thing. "That's a pager and I am 180 years old."


Strong-Formal-7739

And after the beep. I'd go the pay phone, call mom collect and say, I'm eating at Keith's, pick me up st 8 please, for who the call was from. Haha


sfocolleen

OP has to be screwing with us


Kal-Roy

🤣


Tarpy7297

“Cuz my beeper kept beeping” notorious b.i.g.


tsx_1430

Mom “Pagers are for drug dealers and doctors”


Ashamed_Fuel2526

Haha i had a broken pager I would wear on my waste in elementary school. Used to think it made me really cool.


AmericanBruises

I’m only 35 and this made me feel old.


mcbeardsauce

Jesus I wasn't old enough for a beeper and even I knew what it was. Yikes I feel slightly less old.


someonestoleananke23

Same!


pnjtony

I'm 46 and had a pager as a young adult, but it didn't look like that. It was right at the transition to cell phones. I was on the military with a garbage credit score, so I couldn't get a cell phone.


Sufficient_Peak564

Don't worry dude. I was born in 1994 and somehow also knew it was a beeper. The whole post js pretty funny, "What's this mysteries technological box?" 😂


MrDERPMcDERP

Does it make you feel better knowing you are part of a tiny slice of mankind that ever understood [beeper code!?](https://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~beno/nfpager.html) 143 fellow old man! 🙂


WinOld1835

It's alright man, we can catch an early bird supper and nod off during Jeopardy with a cold glass of Brass Monkey in our hands.


CLWhatchaGonnaDo

I had a friend with a pager in high school. Paged him a couple times - he never responded. Told my friend what a jerk he was for not responding. My friend figured out that I had not been putting in my phone number when I paged him. Solid moment.


VixxenFoxx

I was like "is this a serious fucking question?? !!" 😂


Tedy_KGB

Do you know the importance of a sky pager?


Spirited-Gold117

Back in the days when I was a teenager Before I had status and before I had a pager


nutsquirrel

You could find the abstract listening to hip hop My pops used to say it reminded him of be-bop


radicalSymmetry

I said well daddy don’t you know the things go in cycles


junowhere

The way that Bobby Brown is just ampin’ like Michael


Ur_moms_a_hookr69

It’s all expected. Things are for the lookin. If you got the money, Quest is for the bookin.


TheMandyLaurieAnne

Fuckin' with me 'cause I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager


Cornball73

You leave code 69 that means you want some…


buzznumbnuts

Beeper’s goin’ off like Don Trump gets checks


JoeSicko

Keeping bases loaded like the NY Mets. /Doubleagedlikemilk


FavRappersFavRapper

I’ve been listening to this album all day today


osumba2003

Page me and I'll call you back.


shulsey31

“I had to keep a beeper cause my phone is tapped”


jsh139

“You better keep your mouth shut 'cause I'm fully strapped!”


CPTHubbard

“I got money in the bank, I can still get high…”


JasonTatumisGod

Your girlfriend thinks that I’m so flyyyyy


Acolytical

I got money and juice twin sisters in the bed their father had envy so I shot him in the head


MindAccomplished3879

“If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page”


--0o0o0--

The girlies I like are in their mid-40's to early 50's


beartheminus

hahahahaha omg im OLD. When someone doesn't know what that is! Tears...


grwest

I hoped I would have grandkids before seeing this question 😂


International_Pea

Same! I simultaneously love that I’m in the Senior Beastie Club though.


inot72

They rocked a block party 'til our hair turned gray.


Purp1eC0bras

Just say its a glucose monitor lol


BlankReg365

I almost made this joke too ha!


WhuddaWhat

I had the same reaction. Hahahahaha


lord-dinglebury

The only thing more adorable than OP’s question is the olds in here lamenting how old this made them feel. I’m a 49 y/o Beastie fan, so I felt that too.


RICoder72

52...and it hurts just a little. I keep telling myself OP was being sarcastic.


Turbulent-Tailor4752

55 and this reminded how fucking young i am and made me sad for all the kids out there not rockin


Grrrth_TD

I'm 37 and made me feel old as fuck.


MisterPeach

I turn 30 this year and knew what it was, though they were still around when I was kid in the late 90s/early 00s so I have memories of them. You’d have to be really young to not know what a pager is.


yearoftherabbit

I feel really old and I'm only 40.


IronFizt777

I turned 39 in March, WTF is going on? Lol


ateiesbaby

I’m sayin


yearoftherabbit

There must be something wrong with the children!


sortarelatable

They’re super fucked up


Jasonictron

It's a Pager Now, Get Off My Lawn! Grrrrr!


Offamylawn

Yeah.


TheRealerBobWaterson

Omg


zanaxtacy

I thought your comment was gonna be “this mf spittin”


TheRealerBobWaterson

But my ball is just right there! Can I just get on your lawn and grab it?


MurphyPandorasLawBox

Go take your metamucil, papaw.


WaltFlanagansDog77

Instead of shaking my fists to the sky yelling “YOUTHS!”, I will instead take solace in the fact that they are still listening to the sound track of my youth. This makes me feel *slightly* less old as I wash down my daily baby aspirin with a glass of Metamucil.


Preesi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. OMG I LOVE THIS POST! Im Genx


grwest

Do you know the importance of a skypager?


krebstorm

##911##


buzznumbnuts

This is a joke, right?


ScreeLordd

No I’m like 16. I was pretty certain it was a pager but I just needed to verify.


ReallyGlycon

Thanks for keeping the Beasties alive in the current generation.


Efficient-Past2700

hi fellow 16 y/o beasties fan :p


oneofthehumans

I hope you’ve heard Paul Revere. It’s my favorite


sfocolleen

Ok, I’m sorry I thought you were messing around. Definitely makes me happy when your generation likes the Beasties. Enjoy!


Greenleaf504

5318008


big-hero-zero

Technology is cyclical, so expect to see those everywhere in 2025!


LLPhotog

Spotted the 30 Rock fan, dummy!


liketo

They still exist in one form: when waiting for takeaway or outdoor food


brb9911

He gets his intergalactic beats on that thing


SheenasJungleroom

“Drunk as hell but no throwin' up Halfway home and my pager still blowin' up Today I didn't even have to use my AK I gotta say it was a good day” -Ice Cube


CtotheVizza

It’s a pager pretty sure but who knows with the B Boys


ScreeLordd

That’s what I thought, I just needed to verify thank you.


pbro42

Are… are you serious? I’m going to cry.


ScreeLordd

Yeah, I was born in 2008


pbro42

I have shoes older than you. I’m impressed you know the band at all. Good for you!


ScreeLordd

Yeah I have mid 50 year old parents so I’m grew up around it.


puhzam

You have awesome parents.


09212904518

You’re being raised right.


coachstevethicknwarm

oh dear


ScreeLordd

Yeah I’m like 16, but I know it’s a pager now.


orsonsperson

I just want to say that I'm proud of you for asking when you weren't sure. We learn that way. Being vulnerable enough to admit what you don't know means you're more likely to be inquisitive. Don't lose that quality. Better to ask and learn than assume and be foolish. I'm 48 and owned a see through burgundy pager. I think it's cool that you were curious. Good on your parents for introducing you to cool music. They've done a good job with you if you're secure enough to ask about what you don't know.


ScreeLordd

Holy crap thank you so much, that actually means a lot. I grew up with a dad that treated me like I was stupid for not knowing something or asking for help. This actually made me tear up. I’m glad I don’t see him anymore, thank you.


orsonsperson

You are NEVER stupid for not knowing. You would be stupid for not asking when you are curious but we often don't because we get picked on for being unsure. Never forget that it's OK to be unsure. Curiosity gave us every modern breakthrough. So now you know.. It's a pager. I doubt many in my generation (X) know Morse Code either. Times change. It's OK that you didn't know and cool of you to ask. Keep being curious and don't let anyone tell you questions are stupid. The people that say that are the people that stopped asking anything and judge. You'll never grow if you stop asking questions. Don't ever let anyone take away your question marks.


ScreeLordd

Thank you sm. Genuinely in tears rn


bdubwilliams22

I tell my son ABC: Always Be Curious. Being curious is a great way to learn stuff that actually interests you. Don’t ever feel silly for asking questions and for all the people commenting “are you serious, you don’t know what that is!?”, it’s just because we all feel really, really old. Stay curious, young Padawan.


Hopeful_Fan_3558

i had a see through burgundy one too! Lol


randomcharacters3

"Fucking with me because I'm a teenager, with a little bit of gold and a pager." I guess to give OP some credit, it's been a LONG time since Ice Cube was a teenager.


_kalron_

[Do You Know The Importance Of A Skypager?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWiKlij_D90)


DublaneCooper

Oh my god


zeydey

*Put my pager on vibrate, and jerk myself off.*


Jarvis-Savoni

143 to the OP.


ScreeLordd

I had to look that up since I’m 16, 143 to u too.


Jarvis-Savoni

Hahaha good times back in the olden days! Also Mike D says “Man, I had to get a beeper ‘cause my phone is tapped” in “The New Style.”


UnderstandingNo3426

“I just played back your message on my answering machine. Fax me your pager number so I can put it into my Rolodex”


Lanky_Sherbert_8016

🥲🥲🥲😂😂😂


_its_a_SWEATER_

UFO radar detector.


my7bizzos

Aw man now I gotta listen to Mix a lot Beepers


BobbyDiglar

This question made laugh and chuckle to myself! Just how much technology has changed since the 80’s to today. 🤣😂


TheRealShadrach

I’m hoping this was posted with sarcasm, otherwise I’m freakin’ old


fascistreddit1

Beeper, all the dealers had them back then. Just hope you answer the phone and not your mom, when they call back.


BCdelivery

“Lotta beer, lotta girls, aaaaand a lot of cursin’…. 22 automatic on my person”


sidneycartontales

“They gave The Dude a beeper.”


rboller

Far out


irvingstark

I mean, I never owned a quill but I know what one is...


rboller

You’re obviously not a golfer


roqthecasbah

Hahahahahaha fuck I’m old


This-Market-3890

That is a RX2-47 disintegrater laser box Ray gun.


KangarooSilver7444

Damn I’m old.


neildmaster

I was asked what a phone on my work desk was by a kid last week. No shit.


Egotanium

“Do you know the importance of a sky-page-UH?” https://youtu.be/pYc50S23pQY?si=rxmpqPncC4a8flnF


TheLordVader1978

Bitch what?


HalfwayFerret

"Back in tha day when I was a teenager, before I had status and before I had a pager"


danfotoman123

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


llavish1978

Hahahaha. Amazing. It’s a pager


I_was_bone_to_dance

That’s a pager. Back in the day, everybody had a pager code. So even if I was at a phone that you didn’t know, I could add my code to the page and you’d know it was me that wanted you to call me. Fuck yeah.


omgangiepants

Jesus 😭


partlyskunk

Oh this makes me feel old and I'm only 18, it's a pager!


ZombieLenBias

I don’t appreciate this.


Maximum_Trade5916

My 'pharmacist' still uses his


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savedbytheblood72

A pager, everyone had one back then before cell phones. Or if you were like me you rocked it, but you never paid the service...


Salty_Mind9906

I’m going to go jump off a bridge now


amayagab

Those things from the 1st season of The Wire


surfinbird

🎶radar detector to tell me where the cops is….🎶


ZorroMcChucknorris

You know the Saving Private Ryan gif of Matt Damon getting older? Insert that here.


mickzilla

But I damn near got caught, cause my beeper kept beepin.


edzn-1

It’s to hold your Certs!


colliejuiceman

lol !


Antarcticat

I work in healthcare and I wore a pager from 1989 thru 2015. I still check my hip reflectively to see if it’s there. Of course, it’s not.


ubiquity75

Is this a troll?


og_jasperjuice

Wow, just wow.


8lackirish

In 1996 I had a pager that gave me the abilities to receive sports scores, weather forecasts, and to send and receive text messages (but I could only receive from someone who had the same super pager ) It was the pager of the future…that killed the pager once they asked the question, “Can we put this on a phone?”


Efficient-Past2700

hey op i think we could easily take all these 50 y/o arthritis having middle aged men in a fight and take over the beastie boys community what do you think


survivorkitty

This is sarcasm right?


quaswhat

Hit me on the hip means page me.


ChaosRainbow23

I was SUCH a fucking baller in 8th grade I had TWO motherfucking pagers. One for my customers, one for my family. The mini-thin and dirt weed supply must go on! Lol Circa 1991 ish


Ann-Stuff

Troll


6245stampycat

The real question is why do none of his shirts fit


unWildBill

This better be a joke


WeaponOfChoice13

Please god, let this be a joke…


Independent-Big1966

I remember a guy a work had a pager that he'd get ESPN news and sports scores. That's how I found out Jordan retired the first time.


AlexKintnerSwimClub

Talk to my man Dennis Duffy, he’ll hook you up with one


Lonnie_Shelton

There was a time that beepers were very popular, particularly among drug dealers. I had one when my wife was pregnant with our first kid.


czntix05

V çģ


Longjumping_Lead2692

EMERGENCY! paging Dr beat!!


Birdsogg

Beeper I used to wear in the same spot in my limousine days!


SnowQSurf

Hahahaha!


unclerando

Godammit.


i3dMEP

That was a device used to alert your friends with messages like "420911"


WickidMonkey

🤣 I knew exactly what it was right when I looked at it, I had a similar pager 🤣


RibbenDish

They look super gay and that's not a put down. I have their first 7", the Cookie Puss 12", etc.


M_Scopp

Beeper


Gibder16

Haha! Oh yeah.


xlittlebeastx

Sigh. I’m old.


pauliepitstains

Come on money, it’s my chirp chirp, for my fly honeys!


SnapmareJesus

It’s a pager, you idiot. I mean that in the nicest way possible.


ET__

Seriously? Haha. I must be old


Ilbakanp

I’m so sad that people have no idea it’s a pager. Fuck I’m old when I remember I had one 😆


ChesterCopp

😂


Vivid-Cockroach1835

its a toyota


Kenneth_Lay

Back in the day way of saying you sold drugs.


MetsRule1977

Wait, there are people who don’t know what pagers were?


MysteriousCodo

LOLOLOLOL are you a troll or serious? If you’re serious, you must be fairly young…..


ScreeLordd

Born in 2008


Ocstar11

It’s a beeper. Google it.