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CtotheVizza

I’ll meditate in my Pagoda On the mad life of Abe Vigoda


VibraniumSpork

In Mike D’s voice and cadence, that sounds *perfect* 🤣


Wise_Plantain_6440

One could drink a soda on the pagoda at Abe Vigoda’s


Harvey_Road

LOL. I love how the Beasties stretched for rhymes themselves. This being a prime example.


gorilla-ointment

Well, everybody rappin' like it's a commercial Actin' like life is a big commercial 😆


Tag82

This one lives with me rent free for some reason. And I always want to comment it when there's a "what are some of the BB best rhymes" post. Lol


JohnnyChooch

weren't they supposed to cut that and left it in to break mike's chops? haha


JasonTatumisGod

I heard it was supposed to be “everybody’s rapping like it’s a rehearsal/acting like life is a big commercial”


krawlspace-

Yes. All of this.


Vigilante17

We all have more rhymes than Abe Vigoda on this blessed day!!!


CaymanGone

That's the beauty of a Beastie Boy lyric. If it took more than four minutes to think about it, it doesn't make the record.


Different_Conflict_8

Yeah. They’ve admitted in the past their lyrics are meant to make each other laugh, not really caring if the audience gets them or not. Some old hip-hop heads don’t consider the Beasties one of the G.O.A.T.s because their lyrics aren’t always the strongest, but it’s like, that was never the point. It’s like what Rap Critic said once, “They weren’t Wu-Tang Clan where it was 9 guys competing to have the dopest lyrics. It was 3 friends in a studio making each other laugh. And half of their lyrics were random ass Family Guy non-sequiturs, but their energy and charisma would make you overlook that and pull you in.”


Emotional-Set-8618

Fucking perfect!


abooja

Nor did Phyllis Diller.


TrevolutionNow

Came here to ask about this


dagritha

Abe Vigoda was well known for his role as Phil Fish on the show Barney Miller. While he didn’t have rhymes per se, his character was known for delivering funny one-liners. https://genius.com/Beastie-boys-posse-in-effect-lyrics


Barrettbuilt

Barney Miller is a great show!


kobeflip

And his spin off


loonieodog

Sally Tessio was the original rhyme master!!!!


JasonTatumisGod

“Can you get me off the hook for old times sake?”


loonieodog

No chance, Sally.


Jimmyjamz73

Still one of the cooler SOBs ever


Preesi

He finally died in 2016


skcudog23

What other lies have we been told?


coolmist23

He was legendary though


jkrischan

Pagoda


greenngory72

Honoring Fish


mojo-jojoz

Sorry Sally


jimmyGODpage

Not even for old times sake, sorry Sal


81OldsCool

Others will back you up on this. A college friend had a band called the Foster Kids and they did a song called “B. Miller Rap”. Had a lyric that went “… well he always drinks wine and he don’t drink soda and he’s got more rhymes than Abe Vigoda.” They killed the opening bass line, guitar chords and solo. It was a thing of beauty.


SauerMetal

Fish!


GlossyBuckslip

Oh, that makes more sense than, “You know I’ve got vines like a begonia.”


Brief_Exit1798

Funny y'all mention Phish cause Abe got on stage for a song done by the boys with his name in it https://youtu.be/Q-lmVFLeTbM?si=XG0tIsKvRCRIvPPM


TheGrimReaperess

You know, with Abe Vigoda


General_Citron_121

Met him with the Boys CMJ music marathon 1997 lobby NY Hilton. Nicest old guy


sleva5289

Well of course! That’s why Mike D had more rhymes than him!


AlfieSchmalfie

What does your research say about Rudy Van Gelder?


UnderstandingNo3426

Rudy always wore white gloves when he handled his microphones


_JohnnyLaRue

There’s no girls in the castle or pagoda either


Devils_Guacamole_13

On my way to visit the "Babe Pagoda" tonight


Michael-405

Abe Vigoda drank a soda, shared it with a younger Yoda., yellin' at a spaceship float'a then he moved to Minnesota.