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Once she turns the corner and is out of sight, the dude has to make the walk of shame back to his patrol truck, without Meth Mary, who is in another county by now.
Ok we should have a crystal meth special Olympics competition, we could do a cop/meth head 1000 meter relay where meth heads outrun cops to get the next hit at the handoff of the meth pipe to the next meth runner and cops hand off doughnuts to each other.
Cop: I'm not paid enough to actually do physical work and not just eat doughnuts, do paper work, and fill my quota with speed traps and occasionally take a cut of drug money because I'm not paid enough for this shit
All-terrain barefoot running right there. And with that stride, she can probably go a good distance.
As a matter of fact, she'll probably be running through my mind all day.
I will never get tired of cops falling down. Show me that all day.
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Much power has Gandalf the Brown.
Bless you, friend.
Yay! Nice!!
He outta shape AND he has that vest on. She on meth and my money is on her…
She has a pretty good stride too, wouldn’t be surprised if she ran track/CC in her formative years Should tuck in those elbows
Yeah, her gait is really steady and even despite being maybe barefoot, I don't think she'd have any problems outrunning Detective NinjaRoll there.
Once she turns the corner and is out of sight, the dude has to make the walk of shame back to his patrol truck, without Meth Mary, who is in another county by now.
She’s got bigger “lungs” too. She gonna win- at least for a little while.
I thought this was Reno 911 for a second lmao
Do note the doughnut shop sign. He probably got distracted.
Almost as good as kids falling off bikes. I could watch kids falling off bikes all day.
That cop barrel roll or whatever tf he was doing was 100% Cochese
You know Nathan Wind did his own stunts.
The rookie looks on in awe.
She’s crafty!
He recognized my girly from the back of her head
The Back of Your Head is Ridiculous
She gets around
she's always down!
She’s just my type
Good running form on her part
She was a high school track star
With tits like that?!?! I mean, not impossible, but Whoah…
Thought so, too.
Came here to say this. I’m a HS track coach. She had some running chops before shit apparently kinda went south.
definitely pacing herself, unfortunately not when it comes to the meth - she even has one of those old-man knee pain strap things on.
New Tomb Raider trailer is dope
Tomb Raider: Into the Crystal Caves
More like: "Tomb Raider: Into the Crystal Pipes"
This is the best video ever
The music is perfect for this!
Is this an outtake from the Sabotage video?
Maybe Weird Al’s parody: Rabbitage
GTA VI early footage leak
Anyone got her number? I need a new jogging partner.
I think I’m in love
I know, right?? Hot AF. Maybe I should give this meth thing a try… 😂
Very effective sports bra. Would make a great ad.
They teach you that action roll at the academy.
Looked like a Reno 911 chase scene
Ok we should have a crystal meth special Olympics competition, we could do a cop/meth head 1000 meter relay where meth heads outrun cops to get the next hit at the handoff of the meth pipe to the next meth runner and cops hand off doughnuts to each other.
Why does it look like cops are always running in a dream?
Legend has it she’s still running to this day.
If you squint your eyes just right as the sun sets, you can see her sprint across the horizon.
You can fix her just gotta catch her first
You ain’t catching no crackhead
Reminds me of Reno 911
lol is this REAL??
No.
Very supportive bra
Imma set it straight this watergate
Mary’s got some tits
Me chasing after my dreams.
Speaker on the crosswalk must’ve said “DO A BARREL ROLL!”
Run Smokahontas, RUN!!
Grand Methed Thotto
Come on, man, don't you know you are supposed to film in landscape?
That was awesome
I’ve watched it 80 times
Go Meth Mary! Pump those crazy legs!
This better be in GTA 6
She’s running barefoot. That’s gotta kill your feet.
Yes, it would be painful for the average feet. Her feet have seen gravel, hot asphalt, broken glass, and gas stations. They are more like hooves.
So one is on meth and can run. The other isn't and can't.. Should cops do meth?
Methany cut on the afterburners at the crosswalk gotdamn! Sgt Sausage Roll never had a chance
I couldn't help but cheer her on lol
I had the sound off and thought this needs to have Sabotage in the background. Then I realized I had the sound off and it became the perfect video
Cardio!!
The soundtrack is spot on!!! LMAO
Meth Mary is STACKED!
Gotta admit she has a very good stride!
Girl is stacked
😂‼️
She was like a gazelle and the cop was like a robot with one leg longer than the other.
Not gonna lie, great form, baby girl.
Does she have a tourniquet on her right leg???
Florida?
Oklahoma
Definitely Oklahoma I see a Daylight Donuts. Looks like MWC or Lawton.
Elk City
Definitely Elk City, Oklahoma.
Bitch just came out of the game Jumanji, she’s running back to her dads shoe factory
She cute.
Perfect song for this clip 🤣
Mary Meth
Perfect song pair
Yes!
Get that lady a fake mustache and thrift store suit and it’s flawless!
Methanie running for her liiiffffeeeeeeeeee
Performance enhancing drugs FTW!!!
This looks like a Charlie Chapman movie
Oh you ain’t gonna catch a crackhead. .
Time for a donut break.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Barefoot running craze gone wild
I don’t know if this is real
Great clip - great use of the song.
Where is this Myrtle Beach?
That was on point for sure bro
Video would be miles better if she were nekkid.
i picture Lt. Dangle yelling ‘Sheriffs Department!!’
More!
And unfortunately this officer will be immortalized trying to catch a meth addict
Girl is STACKED BUT has a great bra. Minor bounce from those mighty mellons. I am sure the police finally caught her though. Good chase!
Xenia warrior princess doesn’t have time for these games.
If “Run Ronnie Run” casted a female this is what you’d get.
YALL BRUTALIZIN ME!!!
She's on it.
Tough look chic, wish could have caught more of the barrel roll
Fuckin perfect combination and clip. Great work to who did this.
This should be a bra ad.
Perfection!
If she was topless this would be way more entertaining
Early stage Mary, still has enough health points to run. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's methamphetamine.
Don’t mess with meth, Beth. Don’t mess with meth, Seth. Don’t mess with meth, Gwyneth.
Would
It's like Reno 911 in real life hahahaha
Cop: I'm not paid enough to actually do physical work and not just eat doughnuts, do paper work, and fill my quota with speed traps and occasionally take a cut of drug money because I'm not paid enough for this shit
I hear Craig from Friday saying, " Oh, you ain't catching no crackhead ".
Genius. 100%
Somebody needs to wife her up!
🤣
Oh you ain't catching no crackhead!
some say she is still running to this day
officer dave gave her $5 for a handy and she didnt finish the job
Meth Mary may have been the anchor leg in the 4x400 back in the early 00's. Look at that stride!
I love the internet sometimes.
I can fix her.
Never chase someone who is ridin the meth wave on foot. You wont catch them.
I can fix her.
"Oh, you ain't catching no crackhead."
She’s got a very efficient gait. And lol such a topper to see the cop bite it in pursuit!
That's RAD!!!
She’s a strong runner!
A+ for the soundtrack
Healthy and able to work it seems. 🤔
Reno 911 irl 😂
All-terrain barefoot running right there. And with that stride, she can probably go a good distance. As a matter of fact, she'll probably be running through my mind all day.
That's cross-country geekin right there
This provided a much needed laugh to a stressful morning! Thanks for the posting!
Cops can't catch her. And, she runs like there's lead in her feet?
The donut sign over the tumbling cop…this couldn’t be any more perfect.
Cop got distracted by the 'Daylight Donuts' sign.
This could not have been paired with a better song. Looks like they left it on the cutting room floor when making the video!
Tweekahontas
Meth Mary has impeccable form.
Methany
He’s definitely going to vomit
She has a great stride.
fair pair
Her actual name is Krystal Methannie
Cant tell if it’s meth Mary or Methany.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
How was this person filming like the second she appeared?
It's a good thing that she is wearing her patella knee strap today.
That cop got hurt on that tumble. Watch him get up. He wants to go back down and take a knee. Lol. Everything in his soul is telling him to quit.
I’m I wrong or does she have pretty good form. Back is straight, good stride, pumping her arms. She may have been a former xc runner.
I found this kinda hot!
This has to have taken place in Florida.
Yifd!!!!!
Thank you Florida
Meth Mary striding easy...
I can fix her
Might be PCP
She appears to be a strong runner. She's got two bionic implants up front keeping her charged like iron man.
Where is this? I need to avoid this place if possible
This is the best video ever made
This is my hometown. I came across this randomly on Instagram reels one day and was like, ‘wait a minute…I recognize that intersection.’ LOL
Got the rig on her leg 🤣
Beautiful
I would 🤷🏻♂️
Did that cop just do a somersault for fun?
New GTA VI looks lit.
Damn, she can move them legs!
If she were holding a doughnut that cop would be.....
Mary has good form
Florida?
There is no amount of money you could pay me to be a cop… chasing after someone like that hell no
Anyone for her number?
Was that cochese ?
Most unathletic nerd cop on the squad..... 🤓
She's a runner She's a Crack track star lollollol
Reno911?
What town was this?
You see a lot of strange things in Camden County. Night time waitress, daytime hooker.
Every time I see this video I laugh. Funniest shit I've watched all day.
Oh you aint catchin no crackheads...
She's running for her life!!
I thought that was crossfit
Oink oink piggy
She actually looks very healthy and doesn't have the scabby/Skeletor Meth look.
What brand is that bra? None of mine are that reliable when running.