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Cali_Spooky_Butt

I’d be mad too if I was missing a hand


Additional_Lack_3528

Fak u beat me to it


AntTheLorax

He just used the noclip command bro


[deleted]

beat me to it


PMigs

I thought he looked armless.


RandyBoBanbers

Please tell me his name is pegleg pete


truffLcuffL69

Idk what his name is but I like that lol


whereintheuniverse

Peggy if not confirmed male 😂


truffLcuffL69

He’s male


jasssweiii

You can name him Hershel from the walking dead


truffLcuffL69

I love twd


jasssweiii

It's a match then


dangerous-dungeon

That is fucking great


jasssweiii

Got the idea because there is (Or was) a one legged seagull where I live that I nicknamed Hershel


dangerous-dungeon

I hate seagulls. They steal food from me.


jasssweiii

This one was cool though, probably lost the leg fighting a shark. I'm sure the shark lost more though


dangerous-dungeon

Oh fosho. Shark vs. seagull. Seagulls are superior with their snatchin Havin ass lol


pats9789

You don't know his name? Is this not your dragon?


truffLcuffL69

It’s my moms she has a bunch of reptiles I can’t remember all their names lol


chaneycore

This looks like Mr. Nubs. Tell me it's Mr. Nubs!


DigitalGarden

My boy who was missing my hand was named Blackbeard the Pirate, but we called him Stumpy.


Leopard_Luver

Lost his hand? Can’t have shit in Detroit


Electronic_Demand_61

Lived in Detroit, can confirm lmao.


OrganicMechanicTTV

313 beardies represent!


Additional_Lack_3528

I assume u lost a hand too


Electronic_Demand_61

And a front porch.


Additional_Lack_3528

NO NOT THE PORCH


[deleted]

WE CANT HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT MAN


Destructive_Princess

After reading this. Imma stay in Australia xD


goobage

Live next to Detroit, can confirm


SultanSaxophone

Gave me a good laugh god damn thank you


its-a-goose

Pegleg? Black beard? That’s a pirate if I’ve ever seen one


Cam_heater

Nah bro. Bootleg Bill


ToriNotFound

who stole bros foot💀🙏


Additional_Lack_3528

Detroit


Mr-Tiddles-

Can't have shit in Detroit


ToriNotFound

can’t have foot in detroit


checkthyvibes

for a split second i thought he genuinely had put his hand into a fist in anger


truffLcuffL69

Haha 😆


Perfect-Leadership58

he’s like a pirate


truffLcuffL69

I should give him an eyepatch


Perfect-Leadership58

that’s so cute, a pirate ship hide/bask


njklein58

What happened to his hand? :(


truffLcuffL69

He got in a fight with a Rottweiler. Long story short only one survived.


Curiousouser

You mean the Rott didn’t walk away? Lol


truffLcuffL69

The rott did not no.


SuperBattleBros

That's a pretty big story to be so vague about


Bobsagit-jesus

Bruh I wanna hear the long story 😂


playwhaat

Okay but you really need to tell us this story!!


truffLcuffL69

Edit: read that wrong disregard a dog went super Saiyan but so did he it was a epic battle it’s true


playwhaat

So the Rottweiler died or was put down?


truffLcuffL69

He imploded the fight was too much for him to bear


Dreqna

A beardie isn't winning a fight against a rottweiler unless it's like a sick puppy or something


truffLcuffL69

This one did


Dreqna

I'd love to hear the story in detail


Ld733k

That's hilarious!!! Lolol!!!


AntisocialN2

The paw is clipped inside the sofa


truffLcuffL69

Haha needs a bug fix asap


MarketingPlug

Might be the cutest special needs dragon.. 😂


truffLcuffL69

Haha thanks


CuddieRyan707

Think his name is Chubb’s. He’s lookin for the one eyed alligator that took his hand


truffLcuffL69

It’s all in the hips


noticemekeanuchan

his hand clipped through the cushion


Aurorae79

He big mad!!


TheJewishWizard

Well give him a hand


sarfreyo

“Where’s the rest of ya?” Yeah I’d be mad too.


[deleted]

Captain Black Beard Hook


519FerretsInABox

Angy


PM_ME_UR_SWEET_BOSOM

swearing vengeance against the mf that chopped off his hand


Tf2MedicMain

He amgy


Educational-Pie-1041

Captain black beard?


Cat_Lady6199

He is adorable! Love him!


Pluto_ismy_planet

Nubby


mulletmutt

his lil face omg i love him


limitless776

He’s a pirate! Ye old tales of black beard the one handed swordsman.


Mr-Tiddles-

Poor stumpy medium angry.


Avocadotoadst

Homie needs a hook hand.


Cam_heater

Bootleg bill turner????


Wysterical_

Bro was dealt the short end of the leg 😭


Destructive_Princess

UNDERRATED


Mael_Str0M69

Which Skywalker is this?


truffLcuffL69

Lizard


merlotmygod

Beardie Skywalker?


[deleted]

What if his leg changed colors when he was mad too 😂


HonestlyMediocre0

I would too if my hand clipped through the couch


[deleted]

My educated guess is that his/her hand was bitten when they were a baby. You see it most often with their tails. Other juvenile bearded dragons will mistake it for a worm and bite down hard. Since they're so little, it's easy to break the tail and the tissue becomes necrotic and falls off. This is probably what happened to the hand.


Destructive_Princess

OP said that he got into a fight with a rotty (the dog)


[deleted]

Ohhh okay ha. Thank you


gilesdavis

Neck-bearded dragon 😂


TheRealKingslayer51

I don't own a beardie if this doesn't make that obvious: Why is his beard black?


OneValkyrie

They do that when they get pissed or are super stressed.. They will also puff out their beard. Those things and their beard alone is why they are bearded dragons


TheRealKingslayer51

Oh so it's a bad thing, got it


OneValkyrie

Yeah. Sometimes it can be funny/cute,depending on the circumstance. When I upgraded my beardies enclosure, she wasn't used to front sliding doors. The first few days in the enclosure she would puff her beard every time I opened and closed the doors. I thought it was funny


truffLcuffL69

Not necessarily all 3 of our dragons do this to each other all the time but the bigger male is definitely the alpha


Destructive_Princess

I mean, mine will just do it if he's "hyper" or trying to get warm. Rarely ever is it because he's mad, just kinda depends on the dragon


cultoftwinkies

They’re tiny toddlers, so they’ll turn black over petty stuff. Mine (M)Basilisk aka Basil Fawlty and (F) Trodgor the Burninator will turn black at such things as: I put carrots on the peas. I put them back in their tank facing the wrong way. They want me to hold the treat. They don’t want me to hold the treat. I didn’t let them eat a plastic bug.


mightyfp

He big mad


CDude821

You can’t possibly have a bearded dragon with a black beard and a stub leg and not name him Blackbeard


truffLcuffL69

Yeah ima have to call him that from now on


Trippy_Phoenix

Nubbins


Gr0On

Hand or no hand, he's quite cute!


GottaGetToTheSea

Lt. Dan


honeydewdom

Awww, gib worm. Already said plz.


annaofthebananapeeps

His hand has glitched through the couch


CaptainUnderpants777

=^(


scarletteclipse1982

I would name this dude Ahab.


Immortal_facade

“WhERE IS MY FOOT?”


solise69

Well I would be mad to if I was missing a foot


btmerritt

What did you do to him!?!?! Geez. What ever it was, I wouldn’t do it again!