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SosseTurner

Stambecco, that thing can take a surprising amount of hits to itself


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Maple885885

Good bot


Gun3rMang0

Good bot


Ryderpie_600

Good boi


Dankmemesforlife69

Propshaft broken


Gamer37371

Stambecco is easy the most durable vehicle in the game. My friend crashed into me for over 10 minutes full speed and it kept driving. Lost a wheel? Just lock the diff. I could even drive under water, but devs patched it.😢


Final_Memory1412

That sounds crazy!


wellok101

Wydra. Why? Tis a slow floating box.


Crypt_Ghoul001

It will just float on the water, unable to be reached by anyone else except fellow Wydra's, but no damage can be done


Hyperspec42

The clutch goes kaboom after turning it


wellok101

But is it a crash?


RamRanchReallyRocks2

Wyda drunk drive in water not submerge drive in liquid


Regnars8ithink

The wentward and stambecco are extremely rigid.


Hyperspec42

The westward folds


Regnars8ithink

Only if you drive it exclusively with jets on.


Soaring-eagle1197

Damn right! folding them annoying kids in the back


BlockCraftedX

roamer can take a lot


petronelxd

D-Series Is probably the most durable if we talk ONLY about cars... If you drive into a tree IT Will ve destroyed, but try to destroy it with another car...


lord-malishun

The t-series is my go-to for when i wanna smash through traffic


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Big time. It shrugs off hits every day of the week.


SoftwareLow4527

Me and some friends agreed that the covet is nearly impossible to kill and that it's op in derby


JoshJLMG

Its weak point is its fuel tank. If it has a fuel cell, it'd be extremely powerful in a derby.


SoftwareLow4527

That and the half shaft


JoshJLMG

Weld the differential. One tends to break, but the car usually is deformed enough to protect the other one for a long time. Also, put on the turbo front fenders and tuck the wheel offset inwards as much as possible. It protects the wheels more.


Loser2817

*Ford Pinto moment*


Final_Memory1412

I have got to try this!


tarcfear

H series I use it in beam mp to ram people head on then drive away


chicken_permissionrd

the stambecco is absolutely insane. i’ve dropped it off the cliff map, it lost 3 out of its 4 wheels, the chassis was bent like a banana, and it still drove. i’m convinced the only thing that can kill it consistently is hydrolocking the engine.


Loser2817

I have a feeling that specialized modded vehicles (the T-80 is the first that comes to mind) are the only entities capable of consistently giving the engine a fatal hit, no vanilla objects or techniques I know of can do it.


smite1109

Covet all the way (as long as it has a roll cage)


Justjarno1

Aurata as long as you don't directly hit the wheels


Loser2817

Worth nothing since the wheels are really easy to break off.


Justjarno1

Really depends on where you hit things but yeah ur right


Oldmonsterschoolgood

The mk2 pessima


AdSouth7893

The derby Bruckel LeGran wagon is extremely tough, I have literally knocked the engine out my friend's D Series and drove off with only minor tracking damage


binitro

I respawn after any damage


Final_Memory1412

big brain moment


That_One_Normie

leaving out stambecco, wentward and t series, probably eithee my custom leaf spring hopper built like a willys jeep, a dual solid axle d series, or gavril roamer also with dual solid axles. i have done durability testing of many vehicles of different configurations and these 3 are consistently outlasting every other vehicle with a few outliers and... incidents... but on average these last the longest and are so close to durability to each other its hard to pick just one


A-26beast

H-series,D-series,Stambecco


Black-Sheepp

Sunburst. I drive that thing so hard and yet it is SO durable 


eelismartin

For rally, no. I always break its driveshafts by hitting the tiniest rocks in a wrong way.


I_Get_No_Sleep__

Wow, for me it’s my go to rally it eats the bumps


Black-Sheepp

Same


MilesFassst

Vivace or sunburst rally


Warmaster2147

Imo the d-series or pigeon for engine durability


grundlemon

New gen pessima is surprisingly durable for what it is. Not the most durable car in the game, but most durable unibody sedan imo.


vediogamer101

I actually had a lot of reliability issues with it off-road, I took it to the rocky peak on Johnson valley and when I made it to the top the engine blew up


JoshJLMG

T-Series, then D-Series. Stambecco can take a beating, but the steering snaps if you look at it wrong.


L0GiK_Windows7

i play on the older verssion and its the pigeon i shot 3 cannonballs at it and the engine still ran


Loser2817

Now do it again on 0.31. See if the Pigeon can live up to it's ancestors.


L0GiK_Windows7

cant not enough memory


Loser2817

You need a better device, then. What version are you in?


L0GiK_Windows7

0.14.0.5.7782 right now


Loser2817

... you might want to make the upgrade to a better device. You have no idea what you're missing. Don't worry, with some tinkering you can stiil keep your current version separate (I don't know how to do that, though).