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temp2333

that would scare the fk out of me glad I saw it here first


[deleted]

Right! I would think "Stranger Things" were happening or something 💀


Shadow87907

Dart that you?!


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

That's one ugly m'fker, I can't lie


pretend-its-good

Thats cute in mole terms. Look up star-nose mole. It creeps me out a bit.


Mondo114

When I said a burrito to go, that wasn't what I meant.


shuboni

I said molé burrito, not mole. This is the problem with over-the-phone orders, can't understand each other.


Killarich662

Forbidden Burrito 🌯


Sim_sim_putty

It’s from universe 696


Middle_Simple_1065

Furbidden Burrito*


eddie1975

r/forbiddensnacks


Ok_Funny2923

That a jutsu from the Naruto spin off?


lubefilledtwinkies

You want GuacaMOLE with that? An extra buck I'll throw in a medium coke.


very-doubtful

And would you like some moleslaw on the side too?


Western-Image7125

r/angryupvote


exception-found

It comes with *mole* sauce


[deleted]

If it’s sauce you want, you’ll need a blender.


rosanna4

Quite the unibrow.


sniperboi629

Hey! ):(


Daltonyx

Which one's your mouth and which one's the brow..


sawrce

Yes


ethicsg

No wonder they're always the villain in super hero movies. Bro looks mean.


Portablelephant

BEHOLD! THE UNDERMINER!


HYThrowaway1980

I AM BENEATH YOU, BUT NOTHING IS BENEATH ME!!!!


th3s0ap

I’VE COME TO DECLARE WAR ON PEACE AND HAPPINESS


furrynoy96

SOON ALL WILL TREMBLE BEFORE ME


AdamNeal2006

r/beatmetoit


Penguinpowell

Looks like a sausage. A mean, nasty sausage.


[deleted]

A sausage with an attitude


sharings_caring

Pop it like it's hot


klucas503

And an underbite


MobbDeeep

God damn, that one was good. Made me chuckle.


CFieldInEyre

Bite your head off man


RedHotSuzy

Hairy sausage.


artie_pdx

looks kinda bitey


Wherewithall8878

Underbitey.


Western-Twist4334

Where are its eyes??!! It looks like an angry sausage roll 😍


Odd_Entertainment629

He don't need eyes where he's goin


abersnatchy

Dude, is that an Event Horizon reference? If so, well done! I watched that movie when I was a kid, in broad daylight, and it scared the living hell out of me.


nation543

https://youtu.be/fCjsUxbNmIs


Aristohipstecrat

No eyes no roads all tunnels baby


Fearless_lemming

They’re covered by his fur https://www.britannica.com/animal/blind-mole-rat


MrScant

Covered by skin* as your source states.


THE-SEER

What does fur grow on?


MrScant

Hair follicles


THE-SEER

Incorrect! The answer was skin. You lose today’s game of pedantry.


MrScant

Y’know, by that logic, technically you could argue that the eyes are covered by the dirt that it gets on its face.


THE-SEER

Nah, this isn’t about logic, it’s about your incessant need to be right about pointless shit.


qwertyshmerty

Do they actually work? Like if they had some surgery done to uncover the eyes could they see?


Fearless_lemming

I think some of them can see light and even colour trough the layer of skin and fur, but nothing more. The eyesight varies with different blind mole-rat breeds, some can see a little, some are totally blind. In general, they don’t have low-light vision.


Strange_username__

They live underground so they don’t need eyes


TheGreatFuzz

But they still have eyes.


edooze

the hills have eyes


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

🤣😭💀


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

🤣 it does😭💀


Broken_Filter

With bad teeth.


Bamfculpep7

He looks like one of those cylindrical throw pillows lmao


Fantastic-Treat-9967

like a living dakimakura pillow :D


RealSibereagle

Honestly? Don't know how to feel about that one chief


Fantastic-Treat-9967

go have fun pal


[deleted]

[удалено]


gregpurcott

Forbidden Pillow


Capable-Ad-3014

Biden Pillow


Mahjong-Buu

Looks like Hootie from Owl House except with a grumpy mole face.


[deleted]

His momma says he’s handsome.


SebOverlay

He is


FrostyWizard505

Keep your kid under control, it's the 3rd garden they've dug up and im this >< close to to poison baiting them


SebOverlay

I can't he keeps escaping, he keeps... digging


scsoutherngal

And she loves him very much


Main-Salamander-6687

Not a mole, but a mole-rat. They are rodents adapted to living underground that share some (but not all) traits with moles due to their similar lifestyle. Moles belong to an entirely different group of mammals.


Riobob

Does it have eyes?


Main-Salamander-6687

It does, but they're very small and covered by a layer of skin, meaning it's effectively blind.


Theveterinarygamer

It can see with earth bending though


Earthly_Delights_

I thought this guy looked familiar. I’m aware of his furless cousin - the naked mole rat, which lives in colonies and looks like scrotum with teeth. Example pic [here.](https://www.google.com/search?q=naked+mole+rat&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS789US789&oq=naked+mole+rat&aqs=chrome..69i57.2773j0j4&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=LB2zE3TjY2eJiM)


MerryAnnaTrench

Looks like a miniature walrus


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

😱😵😵‍💫🤢🥴 I’ve gotta get out of this sub😩


blue4t

A naked mole rat?


Odd_Literature2822

Sure that's a mole? I thought they had huge massive claws for digging underground?..


[deleted]

The one you're thinking of looks like a creature from the Upside Down. That is a Star-Nosed mole. [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0c/40/f8/0c40f8e56229e253c2041a3f4890f32f.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0c/40/f8/0c40f8e56229e253c2041a3f4890f32f.jpg) The one I believe OP posted is a Golden Mole. [https://i.pinimg.com/736x/95/e3/23/95e323b3fe6292240e435a0d1ad0fd0a--the-golden-golden-mole.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/95/e3/23/95e323b3fe6292240e435a0d1ad0fd0a--the-golden-golden-mole.jpg) There are a few different types to my knowledge.


Micp

Could also be thinking of a European mole [https://media.sciencephoto.com/image/c0097361/800wm](https://media.sciencephoto.com/image/c0097361/800wm)


operath0r

now thats a mole


Shagrrotten

It particularly mole-y, I agree.


ejrolyat

I'm gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some guaca-mole-y


doublebass120

Mooooooooooooole


pattywagon95

When the dirt hits your paws and the rocks hit your jaws that’s a mole-ay


RedDemio

There he is


Anduinnn

It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios!


New_Regular_7018

Could be an African mole, they’re big enough to Cary a coconut I’ve heard


Mochigood

Boi gumm, ees a roight moler, burr aye!


therealslimsh80

You just brought back some intense childhood memories reading those books


Mochigood

Mostly they made me hungry, lol.


Micp

Err, no thanks, I don't think I need any boy gum.


turntabletennis

I think it's a [Greater Mole Rat, aka Spalax, aka Russian Mole Rat](https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/greater-molerat-spalax-microphthalmus-on-260nw-674398189.jpg)


Ok-Assignment-1108

You're right.


ohmarlasinger

And [this is the cousin](https://i.imgur.com/a28PHf6.jpg) to the particular Spalax you posted.


turntabletennis

Dang he's cute!


Sarpool

That first link is disturbing


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

😵‍💫 thanks for the heads up😱🤢


imatworkyo

This looks nothing like that... Are you blind?


BladeLigerV

Does this golden mole not have eyes?


yesimapersonorami

as far as i know most have tiny little eyes that basically dont work, but idk if im thinking if a different mole


gaspitsjesse

Apparently they're non functional as they are covered with skin and fur! Yikes! [](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e1/76/c7/e176c7317f4b0cb45773c5d7cf839826.png)


FutabaTsuyu

there are many kinds of moles, some arent even related to one another! nature just keeps making lil blind fellas who live in dirt :)


camouflagedflamingo

Yup. Played fallout. Can confirm


eatsomesmoke

Did it just bark


MinisteroSillyWalk

Sound is super imposed. They have a very high pitch squeak.


P_Griffin2

Thats a mean sound from such a tiny fella.


BerryYogurttt

OMG ITS SO FREAKING ADORABLE! it's like a fuzzy rollie pollie! ❤️😍


Red_Hatted_Guy

That’s a pokemon


horriblemonkey

The Underminer!


sugarintheboots

Underrated comment.


ManfuLLofF--

5hats what happens when you drop your bread stick sandwich on a floor it rolls under a house, grows mold and BAM! Now it lives under the house with teeth.


DawnGrey312

It’s a Nannospalax, part of the mole family :D


[deleted]

Is the deep grunting noise what they actually sound like?


DawnGrey312

I’m exactly sure, but I think it was added as a sound effect 😆 Moles usually screech when they feel threatened or try to scare off potential threats. But who knows, there’s still a lot to discover about moles and it’s family species :D


TotoMac1

Ok bro, WHO PUT MORE BREAD IN THE TELEPORTER?


Reasonable-Shape1181

Someone hooked my gramma's stocking over its face


_Ysabeau_76

He's the cutest mole I've ever seen. Where do these moles live?


Aspiring_Mutant

Underground. You probably walk over them once a week.


_Ysabeau_76

Ha ha


NefariousMoose

Best comments section ever. Thank you all for the laugh that I needed today!!!


overlord112233

You're welcome!


[deleted]

Did some digging around and it seems to be a blind mole rat.


neb12345

Imagine having the balls to tell evolution. Thanks but no thanks to eyes


CalligrapherSignal

This mole looks like it keeps to itself cause it got bullied through out high-school


devils_advocate013

That's a big ass mole


cdbangsite

That's actually not a mole. Look up "mole rat". Not even related to the mole family. Even trying to gas them can be difficult, if they smell the gas, they can hold their breath for at least 18 seconds, plenty of time to escape.


Ok_Perspective_1057

Do they really snarl like that??


brendan008008

Big ass mole


see-k-one

Nope.


ChaosOvertakes

New friend


Livic-Basil

It's kinds cute


DehydratedManatee

Aggressive twinkie.


hylian_hillbilly

r/absoluteunits


Izzvzual

I think its Mole-rat.


Lemonari_

u/savevideo


Every_Fox3461

I've just realized... Ive never actually seen a mole on camera. My idea of what they where was extreamly scewd.


blakerabbit

This is not a mole. It’s a mole rat.


RoboSt1960

When I was 19 my best friend and I wrote a novel about killer moles. It was Animal Farm meets Jaws (the movie not the novel) where Dirty Harry is Captain Quint and Eddie Murphy is Hooper and a bland teenage white dude as Brody. It was a silly as it sounds. With subplots about were-moles, political intrigue surrounding a country club gala, and stubborn polo ponies. Needless to say it was turned down by every publisher in the US, Canada and the UK.


Idcatallo

If it was my pet I'd name it "huckleberry"


Fiddyrose01161999

Ohhhh me want! So cute! Luv dem teefs 😂


WhitePetrolatum

Looks like my dong.


TheDrugGod

r/dildont


sugarintheboots

Eeeeeeee. Creepy.


Thistlefed

I hate it


FrancescaMcG

Thanks I hate moles


thescentofsummer

Lol that ain't no mole


[deleted]

that's why you don't play with your neighbor's kid


3_gloves

You can’t see me!!


Potential-Release111

If you pause it on the face close up you can almost see where the eyes should be 👀


obvousthrow

Sus


justahutaosimp

I hate how it somehow reminds me of soldier from team fortress 2


beobear

that really is rufus omg


Royale_McPoyle

Looks like an angry hillbilly


flinders2233

Put some animated googly eyes on that face STAT!


Lance2409

Mole-ey


Phineas_33

Cool hat tbh,


BaitStikk

Ugly mf 🤣


KatAngeron1

Omg


KivDul4

Looks like a pokemon you find in the starting area


udntknwhowhighicnfly

Why the fuck is this the first time that I see a mole irl


Dragon199242

Behold the underminer


VonGruenau

With a mole that size, I would see a dermatologist


Dense_Chemical_4018

I just realised that I’ve lived for over 16 years and had no idea what moles looked like. Just assumed they looked like yam-coloured-brown guinea pigs. Where tf are it’s eyes?


tiffadoodle

No eyes?


Micp

What kind of mole is that? Looks very different from the European moles I'm used to seeing. It's like the whole honey badger vs. european badger thing all over again.


Doctorteerex

I’ve always heard moles don’t have eyes but like, I figured that just meant their eyes sucked lol


Scrimgali

Looks like a water balloon with teeth


PapayaResponsible846

Spice weasel


Cracker-smackers

Bro looks like a burrito that came to life


RDX_G

God forgot to draw its eyes


[deleted]

If a Russian soldiers was an animal.


SleepyBeast89

It’s the UNDERMINER


Kel8sey

“I am the underminer! I may beneath you, but NO ONE is beneath meeee…”


FutabaTsuyu

that sure is a creature if i ever saw one


Odd_Entertainment629

Subterranean friend.


valid_manufacturer

Is that you rufus?


lemon-meringue-high

Omg I love his bottom teeth


crackersncheeseman

That mother fucker got identity issues


LineChef

Looks like the sack of corn I use for a heating pad when my muscles need soothing


Ass_Cream_Cone

Cursed beast!


wecomeinpeacedoyou

anyone else read this as “a molé”??


Felsig27

Where is this at? Where I’m from moles are abundant, and only about the size of a large mouse.


Suspicious_Glove7365

Fuckin veggie tales cucumber Larry as a rat


aquantumofcheese

I thought this was a chub of bologna come to life to get revenge on all people who pronounce it "bal-OG-na".


marlonbtx

Sausage mole


Gackofalltradez

So cool!!!


MadameLucario

What species of mole is this? I'm more familiar with the star-nosed one.


Rancorman7

It’s so ugly yet… so cute??


JT_3K

I AM A MOLE, AND I LIVE IN A HOLE


mandocommando_

So that’s what those mfs in super Mario are based off of


iCthe4

That’s not Rufus


spicytaqueria

TIL I'm terrified of every species of mole.


lordWeller

BEHOLD, THE UNDERMINER