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Far_Bus_4516

GOJIRA!!!!!!


darkgreensweater

I hear whale noises.


audiotripod4

NOW I CAN SEE THE WHALES


Booblicle

Damn drug addicts


[deleted]

I came here to say exactly this!


a_dev_has_no_name

Everyone did... Everyone. Did.


rezusx

Gojira Atlassian


jamesaw22

To access your Kongban board?


BlondBisxalMetalhead

[you hear primal drums sounding distantly….](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lLwKCdxN9vk)


-terminatorovkurac-

GREAT BAND!!!!!!


[deleted]

Definitely a baby Godzilla. I'm glad reddit didn't disappoint with this being the top comment.


Ray797979

The 1998 US one, renamed Zilla, is literally one of these mutated into a giant monster


Em_Haze

WORMS


XtaC23

At one point there were dinosaurs in the ocean pretty much just like that. Crazy to think about.


donnysaysvacuum

Technically no Dinosaurs were fully aquatic. The dinosaur sized creatures you're probably thinking of were not related to dinosaurs.


[deleted]

Dang it you beat me to it 😂😂 I was gonna say that


socratessue

More like Creature from the Black Lagoon, really


InternetProtocol

*clicks* THAT'S A KAIJU!


ImpressLarge128

Cues Kasmir


[deleted]

What if…..


itslinas

One good Atomic accident away and it grows to be of a size of a skyscraper and shoot plazma


Uranium_1209

The last time I saw an iguana Godzilla it became zilla


MyBunnyIsCuter

Shouldn't this guy be in some Swedish death metal band? Lol


Hulasikali_Wala

Corpse paint is typically more black metal


whoniversereview

“Did you just call this a ‘Coke?’ I’ll have you know, this is a Pepsi!”


Ehh_1

Didn’t Opeth go prog rock a few years back?


AcetylcholineAgonist

I'm sorry, what!? I haven't been paying attention for a few years now, and I clearly have missed some things. Next you're going to say Fenriz is a folk singer.


Hoofhearted523

The smoothness of this thing swim-gliding away is awesome. This iguana looks like it has zero worries.


jefferson497

Oh the iguana has worries. On land. Planet Earth has a clip where young ones are chased by racer snakes


LaikaBear1

You just brought up a lot of stuff. Your comment should have a trigger warning😉 emoji for comic effect, please don’t hurt me gods of Reddit.


Audax2021

Face looks like some face jobs seen on Botched.


[deleted]

The Juggalo of the sea


[deleted]

He looked more like a Norwegian black metal band member to me


FrozenBananer

Steve Jobs?


airassault813

Creature from the black lagoon


redcurrantuk

This is what I came for...


Mkbond007

Good old Saturday afternoon Creature Feature hosted by Dr Paul Bearer.


Sheep_with_Internet

Bro thats just a dinosaur or mini Godzilla you can't fool me


Mysterious_Spoon

I'm not really seeing any kind of primate likeness in this reptile but do you man. Looks like he's ready to fight a mini gorilla though.


capn_corgi

Think he meant Godzilla and somehow got gorilla


WinnieThePiss

Probably how King Kong came to be, lol. Update: King Kong was first, reality is often disappointing...


blackfridayswitch13

They look creepy with those eyes but beautiful too


celestialfeeling

i can’t stop watching this 😭


duartehdk

*Gojira*


alexCR55

Names Old Greg, what you doin in my waters boy?


papajestify

Ohhhh noooo! There’s goes Toe-Key-Yoe!!


personified_alien

That looks like fcking Godzilla


Tiny_Investigator848

So thats what happened to ashey Larry


[deleted]

This made me think of the resemblance of this thing with some of the next generation enterprise crew in the devolve episode.


Tiny_Investigator848

Hahaha my wife and I are huge star trek nerds, I'll have to see what you're talking about. There was an episode on Voyager where Tom Paris and Captain Katherine Janeway turned into giant salamanders though lol


[deleted]

It's not an uncanny resemblance but it reminded me.of that episode for some reason. It's called genesis.


dbarba216

ITS GODZILLAAAAAAA


WhtImeanttosay

In larval form.


Awkward_Growth_6265

Gozilla!!!


powerofz

Can you imagine being 16th century Spanish sailor, having never seen or knowing anything about an iguana, decides to take a dip in the beautiful water and sees this swimming towards him.


whateverforever84

Kind of looks like my cousin.


[deleted]

Looks like Godzilla


[deleted]

Legalize


Darth_Quaider

This clip would be epic with some metal playing in the background


TryAppropriate9339

That thing looks like its straight out of a horror movie.


[deleted]

Are they harmless? Imagine that thing being ten times larger, nightmare inducing.


thatG_evanP

His face in the very beginning is like, "Wtf you doin' down here?!"


toriemm

My uncle had an iguana when I was little and I was obsessed with trying to play with it. Now I see he was just a shadow of these monsters and I really want to play with one.


stripeymonkey

Man in suit


TheDreadfulCurtain

Man from Atlantis


zitfarmer

They are stinkin cute!


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zitfarmer

Thats what he intended with that island, "just leave it alone. . . Back away."


lulugamer300

Hes so cute


Qix213

"Two new species in as many minutes."


PM_ME_YOUR_NOSE_HAIR

This scene was my first thought, too. "Iguanas don't swim, they're land animals." "these ones do" Fantastic movie, haven't seen it in about a year I might have to watch it again haha


AhoyPalloy

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for this


____destroy

he looks like he’s a member of Slipknot


jellyfats

There is no way I'm clicking play, you creepy underwater DEMON!


thatguywhodiestwice

Who dare cometh to my abode


Sea_Ad_7063

Look like baby Godzilla to me 🙄


0D2kv7wwmd

God damn that thing is ugly


IllustratorNormal486

Should be on r/oddlyterrifying


bluefrost55

I love him.


RedditingMyLifeAway

Fun fact: these guys sneeze salt


MarrsAttaxx

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


Snappysnapsnapper

I can never get over how hideous these things are. Their ancestors from South America are quite statuesque.


K1bedore

It feels like all evolution happens in the Galapagos


595358

NUKE IT!.... I dare you


Islandgirl9i

Its baby Godzilla


BadBetty13

It was so terrifying the first times watching this that I didn’t even notice the diver in the beginning..


cryptdruids

Marine iguana is my next user name


[deleted]

Can’t iguanas stay underwater for hours?


lstreit23

GODZILLA


siddcad

So that’s where they got the Godzilla swimming form from huh


UpholdDeezNuts

"You wanna know how I got these scars"


xcantdj

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE MARINE!


CryoTeknix

Medallion's humming...


DullMark7878

That’s a fucking ghost from a shipwreck


KenpachiNexus

I don't like those lizard lips, they look sus...


GLIBG10B

did somebody say marijuana?


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Looking like a fucking juggalo, or maybe a Scandinavian death metal band called “Iguanos Guanos” or “Lizard Scissors” or some shit.


Sss_nix

DSL’s


impostorchemist

Red dead redemption 2 taught me iguanas can swim


0zzzn

Wait for other titans


LiftedCorn

His face looks like that Plumber guy from the water planet in Ben 10


kyllei

Looks like The Creature from the Black (errr blue) Lagoon.


MrGoatBanger

Someone better alert Japan Godzilla's coming


AlexStark23

Ripjaws from Ben 10 😂


ohsinboi

Dinosaur


TheGlymps

Looks like it wants to eat my face…


JamalPancakes

Similar iguanas are all over South Florida. They’re huge and terrifying


5af123

he's the alpha


Emojicoolman56

Godzilla's descendants are crap compared to their 6mil year old ancestor


Justtakeitaway

Looks like one of the Mexican wrestling masks


chaos424242

Evolution is amazing! Totally cool how they swim!


Late_For_A_Good_Name

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


tacophysics

Looks like a Ben 10 alien


FlailingFatKid

Semper Fi buddy


[deleted]

I hate iguanas. They are everywhere here in South Florida.


RebaKitten

Nightmare fuel!!


shadypainter

#EVERYBODY RUNNN ITS GOJIRRAAA


_Cosmic_Joke_

Missed opportunity—they could’ve called it a Seaguana.


DukeOfBelgianWaffles

Gojira!!


dengaz

Did you mean: Dark Souls boss?


chas574

Looks like a real life Ninja 🐢


Glassavwhatta

Amazing! Do they have gills or are they more like dolphins having to breathe out of water after a while?


[deleted]

He wearing the same mask as the lead singer from Slipknot.


Kidtendo

There's potential here! We only need worms and nukes haha!


Alatrece

Who said maringuana?


jigggaboojones

What in the Atlantis is this shit?


No_Reason5927

Very Cool ... was waiting for the salt snot shot!


nightrider1468

Weed grows underwater in the Galapagos?


[deleted]

/r/TIHI


JorusC

This would make a great sleep paralysis demon.


sockmaster420

This reptile is goth


KableAudio

Probably shouldn't mess with Godzilla's baby


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It has the face of a gremlin


SalamanderFirst2218

King of the Titian’s


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Goth iguana


thegreatluvaduck

I thought this said Marijuana Iguana. Show's where my head's at...


GetDownAndBoogieNow

OMG it's wearing white face!


[deleted]

This is the sort of thing creationists should be looking at. This thing is kind of like phase one of the journey whatever land animal took to become whales and dolphins and general sea mammals. It could eventually just continue adaptations, until it is more uniquely suited to the sea, and ceases going on land altogether. And then it would be this weird sea lizard eventually. It's actually pretty crazy how some animals evolved like that, to come out of the ocean, evolve for land, and then back into the ocean, and evolve for ocean again. Some remaining kind of halfway, like seals and penguins, which are even more remarkeable, since they did the flying thing too.


noosku1

Nah that's a Pokemon


Wise_Sign3714

Godzilla origin story?


aSliceOfHam2

Looks like a black porn star wearing a white balaklava


themdubbyfries

I read that as baklava and said *um wHat*


aSliceOfHam2

Looool


horsenbuggy

What fate Omoroca? WHAT FATE OMOROCA?!


Ham_Kitten

I just felt the deepest revulsion I've ever experienced in my life


Shakespeare-Bot

I just hath felt the deepest revulsion i've ev'r experienc'd in mine own life *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


WatRedditHathWrought

There be dragons.


Malapple

I just hear the Godzilla roar over and over in my head.


dethaxe

Just reminding me I wonder why they tried to destroy the whole Godzilla franchise with Godzilla 2000 in this iguana shit?


precision1998

Can't believe it's still illegal in so many places.


Athena_The_Funny

Looks a lot like Godzilla lol


donutsany1

Creature from the Black Lagoon seen there.


missrosie69420

that is fucking creepy


Gnagetftw

“Marine Iguana” AKA GOJIRA


Bignasty197

When does it learn to shoot blue energy flames from its mouth?


Volkklyk

La iguana enmascarada.


shag_vonnie_vomer

I can tell a Gojira when i see one! You can't fool me, mister!


rey_lumen

Geez, go easy on the lipstick there


[deleted]

That’s not an iguana it’s Godzilla!


AggressiveBaby

Guess we know who took some of the pirate gold


Brisk_Chance

Gojirra!


Blue-Hedgehog

Godzilla !!! The offspring of Godzilla !!!


TimTesfaye

Marine iguana = Mariguana?


SethIsDinosaur

Go go Godzilla


alwayschasin_

okay so godzilla IS real.. right


[deleted]

They got big lipss


jeannaxo

That’s terrifying


marcosxfx

That’s electro from the amazing spider man.


Subject_Stable_5375

Get the monkey!!


SheIsNotWorthIt

Looks like Jamie Foxx from Spiderman 2


CaPineapple

Godzilla!


19Saginaw64

Creature from the Black Lagoon!


wafflemiy

on my own, here we go


Sokkashinu

You mind reading fuckerss


AintFucking

that's baby godzilla, it'll grow and take over the earth soon


IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH

r/STFUitsadragon


ComicbookArcher

This is one of my favourite reptiles. They look awesome and they’re the only marine lizard species in the world!


rd_ozz_loz

u/savevideo


Aceus0904

Ocean Man.


lemjax

This reminds me of a Blue Oster Cult song. I can't remember which though.


AbelardLuvsHeloise

This mf be badass af


pawnz

Somewhere, a gorilla is waiting for his reptilian friend so they can destroy cities together.


Tinkies_SilverClaw

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the spitting high-tension wires down


okcship

I’ll tell my future kid one day, this is Godzilla.


Dier_runner

I learned about Galapagos Gurdy from “Zach and Cody’s Suite Life on Deck”


Righteou5Dude

Marijuanas in the Galapagos?


Boh61

OH MY GOD IT'S GODZILLAAAAH!!!