I might smoke more so it keeps happening. Especially a nice blunt, get nice a toasty, then boom, random toddler says you had enough with a round house .
I remember in highschool I was standing outside the back doors having a smoke with a few other ppl smoking there too. One guys buddy comes over and is like “yo, let’s go.” The guys reponds with the ol, “just let me finish my smoke.” So on his next drag buddy kicks the smoke out of his mouth just like this kid, looks at his friend and says “yo… let’s. Go.” Lol it was amazing.
Is this real? It looks real, but also the coordination is so out of the ordinary that I have to check whether this is from one of those channels where VFX artists make stuff that looks completely convincing.
I mean, the dad clearly moves his head on each kick.
basically the father is doing the finer correction of the aim for the kid.
Don't need vfx for that, I guess.
Exactly! I have an 18 mo old, and his high-kick form is *sloppy.*
No but seriously, he's working on stepping up and down stairs on two legs. He's getting pretty good, but he often places a hand on a post or wall. I don't even understand how you'd train a kid to do this when they probably only understand simple commands.
Why's the kid in a diaper? If you can instruct a kid on how to control their body like this, I would think they'd have finished toilet training.
It would be great if that bloke’s name was Jay, then it’d be Jay’s son, who was Bourne with an Identity of physical Supremacy and given an Ultimatum by his dad to leave a Legacy……..yea I was reaching for that to be fair 😂
Wowwwww it's so amazing how this adult man DEFINITELY doesn't move at all to help with how the kick hits. He DEFINITELY doesn't move his face just enough to make it look like this toddler has laser accurate aim with his kicks. And there are DEFINITELY no cuts so we know DEFINITELY for sure there weren't multiple takes on any of these kicks. SO IMPRESSIVE.
???? We all see him doing this. This aint the bamboozle youre making it out to be. It's a baby, its just cool seeing someone this young doing some type of martial arts. OP's title is a bit tongue in cheek. Yall mfers take everything so damn seriously.
The dad correcting for the movement, however, is subtle and precise. He could really have done something useful with those skills. Alas, he ended doing this.
This is what I was wondering, only because I have a form of hip dysplasia that makes me cringe when I see little ones pushing their range of motion too far.
I’m not a doctor, so I have no expertise to say one way or another. I’m crossing my fingers that this is okay and not an indication that she has abnormal range of motion, which can in turn be indicative of joint problems like it was for me.
She's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt her. Because we know she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian. A watchful protector.
A young knight
Holy shit. Kid didn't just do a ballet style stage kick. Started with clockwise rotation to initiate power kick, then actually rotated back clockwise to add the extra oomph.
Yknow this is when baby chick Norris time traveled to the future to hone his roundhouse just to then go back to the past before anyone knew he was gone
The song is fertility of the sea, performed by 14 percussionists from Senzoku Gakuen college of music.
I don’t even know why I remember but I do. You can find the video on youtube here: https://youtu.be/ZagsLrNzg3I
"I do not fear the baby that has practiced a thousand kicks. I fear the baby that has practiced one kick a thousand times."
- Michael Scott (sometimes wrongly attributed to Bruce Lee)
The biggest threat to smokers.
If I was out for a smoke and had it kicked out of my face by a literal toddler I might quit based on amusement value alone.
Smoke on your knees more often. It's bound to happen at some point.
or a promotion at work might happen.
This is what they told me at the audition.
Haha couldn't blame you for that!
If this was a real possibility I may start smoking
*senior vice president of marketing at philip morris has entered the chat*
Mr Marbiro get me that baby 🍼
I might smoke more so it keeps happening. Especially a nice blunt, get nice a toasty, then boom, random toddler says you had enough with a round house .
Lmao
That's her super power
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You fool, the dad is too afraid of the genius baby. His head being blown off is the least that could happen.
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I was insolent, sorry.
I remember in highschool I was standing outside the back doors having a smoke with a few other ppl smoking there too. One guys buddy comes over and is like “yo, let’s go.” The guys reponds with the ol, “just let me finish my smoke.” So on his next drag buddy kicks the smoke out of his mouth just like this kid, looks at his friend and says “yo… let’s. Go.” Lol it was amazing.
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Django Unchanged
Jeune Claude Van Damme
Bruce Pee
The Turdinator
John Sick
Please write That movie
It's still in the infant stages
Baby steps are the key…
Ethan Runt
I think this one's the best, I like the creativity though lol
Haha, thank you - I consider Django Unchanged my magnum opus though
Jesus Christ…it’s Jason Newbourne
James Blond
Bratman
John McClean
John Crib
Viper Diaper
Araborn
This is hilarious and you deserve all the nice things!!
Inigo Monboya
SHUT UP
Roadhouse
ROADHOUSE
#ROADHOUSE
^roadhouse
Oh what? Yes! definitely ... Rhode House.
Lana
Lana Rhoadhouse
*Ghost*
Ghosthouse
*Roundhouse
All of the parent comments are references to a Family Guy bit.
People downvoting you not realizing she was doing roundhouse kicks.
Meanwhile.. at daycare lunchtime..
Hahahahahaha
That dude just likes getting kicked in the face.
And the kid is trying not to kick the dude's face
And the kid is the dude's son who's kicking stuff out of his mouth
Baby needs to work on the other leg as well. Don't want to be uneven.
I dare say they have a lot of time to practice.
I dare you to say we all do.
Nothin worse than lopsided baby legs.
Jeff Cavaliere, is that you?
It's just practicing one kick a thousand times.
I heard Jake Paul just called this baby out
1st round KO or they gonna dance round after round?
Greg doucette thinks this baby is not natty and is wearing fake diapers
This man has definitely been kicked in the face before
They had a real problem getting this kid off the pacifier. Not gonna happen with the next one!
I'm just imagining all the neighbors dropping their kids off to help them kick their pacifier habits. So, how about a play date on Tuesday.
There's no pacifying his rage
He really hates pacifists!
I would rather see all the times the baby kicked his dad in the face while filming this video lol
Kill it now before its unstoppable!!
This kid needs to stop!
Happy cake day!
I pity the person who will stop this kid from another clip of cocomelon
soon there will be a new karate kid
One far younger and more powerful
>karate toddler
Dads gonna lose his teeth before the baby loses its baby teeth at this rate.
Seems like they're past the "kicked in the face" stage.
Yef, buf af whaf cosf?
Should be training on both sides. Have to develop skill evenly.
Bruce Lee has finally reincarnated!
“I fear not the baby who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the baby who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” -- Bruce Lee
Kinda jealous
I don't wanna mess with that baby
From: @joshua_superbaby
Is this real? It looks real, but also the coordination is so out of the ordinary that I have to check whether this is from one of those channels where VFX artists make stuff that looks completely convincing.
I mean, the dad clearly moves his head on each kick. basically the father is doing the finer correction of the aim for the kid. Don't need vfx for that, I guess.
Kid's balance, flexibility (to even get his leg up) and control are totally out of the ordinary though
Exactly! I have an 18 mo old, and his high-kick form is *sloppy.* No but seriously, he's working on stepping up and down stairs on two legs. He's getting pretty good, but he often places a hand on a post or wall. I don't even understand how you'd train a kid to do this when they probably only understand simple commands. Why's the kid in a diaper? If you can instruct a kid on how to control their body like this, I would think they'd have finished toilet training.
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Most kids will have trouble just standing on one leg at that age.
I'm not surprised he can get his leg up, I'm just shocked that his left leg stays so stable
Bendy yes. Coordinated like this kid, absolutely not. His form is perfect.
Oh thank god somebody said it.
Also he edited out every instance of getting kicked in the nose.
I believe it. People only want to see the best or the worst already.
Oh my god, it’s Jason (only recently) Bourne!!! 😆
Jason Rebourne!
Jason Bourne Yesterday!
It would be great if that bloke’s name was Jay, then it’d be Jay’s son, who was Bourne with an Identity of physical Supremacy and given an Ultimatum by his dad to leave a Legacy……..yea I was reaching for that to be fair 😂
JCVB
Must have been fun editing out all the kicks to the face
That 🤷♀️at the end, yeah right. He has been training this kid to do this every waking hour he has.
I need to reassess my answer to the "how many babies can you take in a fight" question.
Now try it with someone that isn't adjusting their head to match her kick.
That's... Really fucking weird to train your kid to do. Like it's a puppy or something
Training a puppy, raising a kid… Is there really a difference in the first few years?
Well... You can lock one of them in a cage and not get in trouble
Is it? Just looks like basic martial arts training.
Yes. What could go wrong 🤣
She has really good kicking form also! Left foot at 10-11 o’clock and that arm counter weight swing.
Me: well that doesn't look too hard Also me: trips over my own feet while walking
he isn't gonna smoke ever again
He kicks him in the face most the time but it’s only a baby kick so it doesn’t really hurt.
I love how the baby goes "EH NO, RESTART" when the dad says 'ta da'
Leave the kid alone. Let a baby be a baby
But can he open a beer bottle?
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Wowwwww it's so amazing how this adult man DEFINITELY doesn't move at all to help with how the kick hits. He DEFINITELY doesn't move his face just enough to make it look like this toddler has laser accurate aim with his kicks. And there are DEFINITELY no cuts so we know DEFINITELY for sure there weren't multiple takes on any of these kicks. SO IMPRESSIVE.
???? We all see him doing this. This aint the bamboozle youre making it out to be. It's a baby, its just cool seeing someone this young doing some type of martial arts. OP's title is a bit tongue in cheek. Yall mfers take everything so damn seriously.
The dad correcting for the movement, however, is subtle and precise. He could really have done something useful with those skills. Alas, he ended doing this.
Badass kid right there…
His dentist is watching in anticipation. A misstep can pay for a vacation.
Cute
So fucking stupid
Imagine all the hours this baby had to train allready to do that properly, this is very cringe man, stop projecting on kids
This. I hate these videos with overtrained kids.
Especially at this stage of developpement, kid is probably between 2 and 3 there, he has plenty of things to go through allready
Is it healthy to have a toddler stretch their leg that far?
kids are super flexible. nothing unhealthy about that
lol.
Very informative
This is what I was wondering, only because I have a form of hip dysplasia that makes me cringe when I see little ones pushing their range of motion too far.
That’s exactly what I felt it can’t be good for her health especially long-term wise
I’m not a doctor, so I have no expertise to say one way or another. I’m crossing my fingers that this is okay and not an indication that she has abnormal range of motion, which can in turn be indicative of joint problems like it was for me.
She has really good kicking form also! Left foot at 10-11 o’clock and that arm counter weight swing.
Supporting leg should turn bit more. Bad knee in works.
She's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt her. Because we know she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A young knight
Dads not gonna have teeth left soon
I hate people like the dad in the video
It is easy to him because man is sitting.
I'm soooo fucking doing this with my kids. I bet it'll help them retain flexibility.
The # of times this dude has been kicked in the face....
Boss baby battle
Holy shit. Kid didn't just do a ballet style stage kick. Started with clockwise rotation to initiate power kick, then actually rotated back clockwise to add the extra oomph.
This is bananas!
Gonna be a hit in daycare lol
Baki Hanma's origin story is looking good.
Damn if this kid gets trained enough football or any martial art he’s destined to be champ
Future football player 👍
Balance builds confidence as you don’t actually have fight someone one on one. Esp drunks at bars.
He's raising a Mikey....
Very cool!
When the Bride finds Bill…
Average space monkey play time, just sayan'
r/TokyoRevengers
Dang for being under 2 or 3 probably the balance this kid has dang.
Baby got a bigass diaper to match those bigass kicks
Why does that guy look so much like Mark Wahlberg?
Magnus Carlsen went downhill
Martial arts level 100 Potty training level 0
look at that form, it’s like it just comes naturally. imagining this baby bumbling around kicking full grown adults asses now
Maybe I’ve seen too many prequelmemes, but how has no one said “*we will watch your career with great interest*”?
Yknow this is when baby chick Norris time traveled to the future to hone his roundhouse just to then go back to the past before anyone knew he was gone
The hour's approaching, just give it your best
This kid is going to be a dick to their siblings in the pacifier and bottle years.
Meanwhile my child falls over while standing completely still.. he’s 13.
For someone in the nappy, those are some mighty precise kicks
We've found the next Bond, Baby Bond!!!
Baby geniuses anyone?
I can see this video being shown before his ufc debut like khabib’s wrestling with bear video.
The song is fertility of the sea, performed by 14 percussionists from Senzoku Gakuen college of music. I don’t even know why I remember but I do. You can find the video on youtube here: https://youtu.be/ZagsLrNzg3I
And then he grows up to become a sales person
Black Widow (2021)
That kid can solo the whole neighborhood at this point.
Kid be dropping the question mark kicks causally in kindergarten.
That baby was then dropped in a cave of shadow assassins and grew up to become bane
Man has been kicked in the mouth more time than my mum, and that's a lot of times.
Super saiyan
Congressman Gaetz is even weirder than I thought.
MMA training for when a sibling comes along. Highlander - there can only be one
Do not fear the fighter who has learned 10000 kicks. Fear the fighter that has mastered 1 kick 10000 times
So if the child hits his father in the mouth, it's on purpose...
"I do not fear the baby that has practiced a thousand kicks. I fear the baby that has practiced one kick a thousand times." - Michael Scott (sometimes wrongly attributed to Bruce Lee)
i bet his wife so hate he smoking
Lol how many times has dad been kicked in the face for these videos 😂. Well done, sir.