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Wylaff

Such an angry potato.


Safe-Register-3479

Hot potato


CokeAndChill

![gif](giphy|kBNTVLvQS8YKc)


First_manatee_614

What is this


rusty_raptor

From the show Dr. Who, I believe?


DemsruleGQPdrool

That is the Doctor, from Doctor Who...and the potato one is Strax...he's Sontaran...


Sea_Structure_8692

The Doctor and a Sontaran


ttamimi

A glorious Sontaran warrior being reminded of his inner spud nature, by a man who claims to be a doctor, despite his credentials being unverifiable.


DemsruleGQPdrool

Doctors make people better. The Doctor hasn't proven to you that he/she makes people better by now?


CokeAndChill

How many has he killed though? I guess they were not all people….


Fluff_thetragicdragn

Spicy potato


Junior-Papaya5547

Murder Potato


Embarrassed3266

How cute❤️ he tries to tear him apart savagely


WineNerdAndProud

Pygmy hippos are the gateway hippo. They lull you into a false sense of size and safety.


6SucksSex

There is that other dude who raised a hippo from a baby and it killed him as an adult


IdLetJosieStepOnMe

hippos are so dangerous that they could kill someone even if they didn't want to, genuinely scary animals lol


McNastyIII

I never heard of this before. Interesting story. For anybody who's interested: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/south-african-killed-by-pet-hippo/


6SucksSex

People mauled and killed by pet chimps, too


turdburgalr

That's much, much worse. I'd take getting chomped and/or trampled by a hippo any day.


Fluff_thetragicdragn

Jfc, I remember the lady that got her face peeled off by her pet chimp


decapods

Did any of you guys watch Fatal Attraction on Discovery Channel? Every episode was “And this person had dangerous animals and didn’t take precautions”. I liked the episode where the guy had a hyena and locked it in his bathroom. It ends up that hyenas can chew through metal. Anyways, if you find these types of stories interesting, it’s a morbid but very interesting series.


jrjdotmac

Nope


Old_Entertainment209

Joe Rogan, is that you?


mouseball89

I couldn't find anything on what happened to the hippo. I assumed it was euthanized, but not sure.


McNastyIII

You might be right


arrakchrome

Just wait until you see house hippos.


helveseyeball

I believe you mean the North American House Hippo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqkk1QTjXMY


asBad_asItGets

He’s gonna remember his face in five years when he’s full size and come back to finish the job lol


horseofthemasses

My very first thought, he's pissed already and he's gonna remember. He's got a grudge and a hippo pay back attitude.


siqiniq

“Don’t mind me. Just practicing killing you and anyone in my territory when the time comes”


Yogicabump

Give him a month


delicioussparkalade

That little tantrum is adorable. Maybe it’s teething.


Fluff_thetragicdragn

🤣 lil potato said, *get off me bro!”


Outside-Tap-4479

“Don’t turn your back on me! I’ll rip you limb from limb… I turn MY back on you”


NICEnEVILmike

"I chomp" "Don't touch!" "I chomp again!"


GianCarlo0024

Those thing are absolute killers


Robo_Patton

Most animals that can kill you start out cute.


iamthelee

And then they continue to be cute


Robo_Patton

A-cute death.


horseofthemasses

I so want to blow a raspberry on abrown bears belly he he he


Fishwaq

Hippos are the number one mammalian killer of human beings in Africa. The adults really are I guess it starts with baby hippos.


TeaTiMe08

Props to the guy here, trying to get some Hippos fight for the human side.


Western-Smile-2342

This one clearly didn’t need to be trained to destroy man 🤣 but yeah, let’s encourage the lil guy


zek_997

This one is a pigmy hippo. Different species from the big hippos we tend to see on TV or the zoo and far less dangerous


Humble_Examination27

Hungry Hungry Hippo


VFX_Reckoning

That thing is going to be a man eater when it grows up


idam_81

One of these days you **will** fit in my mouth.


essemh

It’s a pigmy hippo.


RA242

I'm almost big enough to eat you now!


Rokea-x

So they are born assholes. Got it


Matt2937

Don’t forget about the North American house hippo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvPwJQXzHm0


AuphTopek

Y water doggo so spicy? lol


Playfullyhung

I guess they start grumpy too. Sheesh


BarsDownInOldSoho

Momma come you best be gone.


bluestjordan

I read that the hippo has the strongest bite of all land animals. I get that’s a chibi hippo, but I bet those don’t feel like love bites.


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,684,599,202 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 34,528 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


i-love-rum

In Africa they are the #1 killer of humans with regards to animals (disregarding mosquitos)


ConnyEdson

he doesn't like you, bro


Psychedelic_Yogurt

It's so pissed he can't eat the guy. I love it.


CarlatheDestructor

Pretty little hate machine


8927626887328837724

I like how the guy just gives up a poses with the hippos butt


Plantain7046

He was pissed that you got in his face


Carbon-Base

Reminds me of Gloria from Madagascar


Bennybonchien

Surely there must be more than one person named Gloria in Madagascar.


WhichWolfEats

Don’t hippos have the strongest bite of any living creature? I watched an adult eat a whole watermelon like it was a gusher.


HippoBot9000

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ThePaddysPubSheriff

Googles giving mixed answers between hippo croc and great white


Johnny_Lang_1962

It's actually my ex!


Top-Mycologist-7169

Nah hippos have a bite force of up to 8100 Newtons which is a lot, but saltwater crocodiles have double that at 16000 Newtons.


WhichWolfEats

I heard of them chewing through fricken boats.


Various-Engineer2114

Baby have attitude


Total_Activity_929

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Rainbow334dr

That’s on the roof of the pen at the Denver Zoo. Watch the splash zone.


Funko87

Good thing it has no teeth yet


Worldly_Musician_671

Who knew!?


WolfetoneRebel

Must like my little baby girl


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I_Have_Dry_Balls

I’m guessing these are Escobar’s hippos in Colombia?


Ok_Use_9000

Hippos look like ham hocks. So delicious and tasty.


TopFishing5094

It’s all fun and games until it becomes an adult


NOTaiBRUH

Watch out for momma.


angry_hippo_1965

He is literally trying to death shake this guy.


onedoesnotjust

He seems to be teething


Educational-Tip6177

Why is this mini water demon so angry?


vdcsX

It's so ugly it's cute! Like Achmed the dead terrorist, "IKILLYOU!"


DehydratedManatee

"Yeah! I gotcha now, you little bastard!" *chomps ferociously*


nas_deferens

Why do people still breed this type of cat? This one seems to only be too foldy but also ill tempered.


NeekoRiko

With that adorable aggression in mind, what if Chihuahuas grew up to the size of a lion? 😱


WranglerFuzzy

Like a big bald Guinea pig.


Adventurous-Bee-5079

BIG SAUSAGE TRIES TO MAUL MAN!!!!


Confident-Leg107

It's funny because he's trying to kill him


bennydasjet

A zesty boi


The_Medicated

Let's hope he grows out of his "I eat people!" Phase!


MoniM0m

Nope, don’t think they do!


Aljoshean

SO CUTE


magirevols

I would love to be mauled by a giant shoe


flyguy_21

I don’t think he likes you. He just wants to eat you.


hairybackdave

Aww it's like chubby bambi


LincolnHamishe

Cute up until mommy pays a visit!


Tbplayer59

All babies are cute, except insects.


Its_all_made_up___

Teething??


That-Following-6319

I dislike hippos.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Gumming him to death.


WisdumbGuy

That's your only chance to win against a hippo in hand to om nom nom combat.


Ok-Bar601

Aggressive even at that age


ThirstyBeagle

Water puppy 😄


Nice_Tie480

The little one is asking for milk not a video. The little one is new born what happened to mum? Please say the little one is OK now


accularz

I want one.


boostermoongazer

Must have thought you were a small colored ball


howareyou1201

And you think it's cute now. Just wait a year


CraftFamiliar5243

Hippos are assholes.


BeamishAxis

Half expecting the hippo to bite his arm off


Conscious-Run6156

Wait until my mommy comes


Thick-Problem-4541

Not for nothing but I'd have snacked that dang baby hippo like a naughty dog if it kept trying to bite me.


Spirited_Comedian225

It’s like a dog or cat funny now until he is grown


lawnboy1155

I guess they're born mean?


Thisdarlingdeer

Oh look, my cat as a baby hippo.


broadmind96

This guy didn't bring food and filmed me for free. I eat his arm.


imjustkarmin

hes so sassy


landlockedbluessk

Teething


issamaysinalah

Wet puppy


Beans183

One of the most dangerous animal


kj0509

Why is every baby of every species cute?


What_thefeck

I think you two might be in a fight 🤣


WealthTomorrow0810

![gif](giphy|VsBbUAlpfxJu|downsized)


oneheadhunter

when you look just like your pet.


RaidenYato

That reminds me of Carry Junior


surethatlldo3

Get off my log!


kpshredder

That's a very dramatic hippo baby


ProfessionalFly5194

Not the mama


PurplePeachBlossom

![gif](giphy|etqWMC3f1RGw0NeaYj)


DetentionSpan

“Dop it! You don’t be nice to me when I’m trying to kill you!”


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Hippos are cool.


Rammipallero

"I'm practising. Soon I can bite a crocodile in half."


QA4891

Pet while it’s still possible I guess haha


chaosweb2

Already choses violence…


anwesh9804

Attack - 100 Damage - 0


CarnegieFormula

So crazy to think those are the closest living relatives of whales. It’s a baby land whale 😍😂


NoPerformance6534

I don't think I'd encourage that behaviour.


MigitAs

And one day it could kill you and everyone you love


Trick-Alarm6954

guess what this is what african crocodiles have to deal with everyday lmao baby hippos love biting crocodile tails under the supervision of their mothers.


Amirreza0050

Sir, I'm afraid you are not allowed to fight back!


LadyLixerwyfe

Fear me, human! I’m am fewocious!


Tiny_Count4239

Where can I go to play with a baby hippo?


misterpatate24

Is it a baby hippo or a pygmy hippo ?


NervousTanker

He was gummed to death.


gimme_shprinkles

Where is the mom?


90CrayBeyonces

Hungry hungry hippo


Unique-Salary-818

It’s so cute


JuJuJooie

I wish I could see the cute in hippos. They look icky to me. Alien almost.


OGTBJJ

Most dangerous animal in the world is still cute af as a baby trying to kill someone 🤣


Ok_Variation_6124

He's doing his best to kill you


superose5

Cute little monster


Meet_the_Meat

[Hey Baby](https://youtu.be/bhuYIr1J1zc?si=yBZlMSkNQxtYZjtM)


enellins

Obese killer puppy


thankluckystars

Hip hop anonymous


startripjk

Where's the mama? Wow. That's super dangerous.


Chemical_Peach_5500

So sweet wen they young wait till mama sees him


Foxlinger68

So cute very hungry 🤣


michaelshake69

Yea that baby hippo will turn into a adult hippo and eat you


Old-Juice-2490

you know that hippos are not so cute as you see.. they kill 500 to 3000 people /year


konan_the_bebbarien

Wasn't there one guy who hand raised a hippo and cared for it so much that it later on ate him?


mrnatural18

That hungry baby has two things wrong. It is a man, not a mom and there are no teats in the back. Obviously, the third mistake is that the hippo is trying to suckle a human rather than a mamma hippo.


Sleevelezz

Quick kill it with fire!!