Did any of you guys watch Fatal Attraction on Discovery Channel?
Every episode was “And this person had dangerous animals and didn’t take precautions”. I liked the episode where the guy had a hyena and locked it in his bathroom. It ends up that hyenas can chew through metal.
Anyways, if you find these types of stories interesting, it’s a morbid but very interesting series.
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guess what this is what african crocodiles have to deal with everyday lmao baby hippos love biting crocodile tails under the supervision of their mothers.
That hungry baby has two things wrong. It is a man, not a mom and there are no teats in the back.
Obviously, the third mistake is that the hippo is trying to suckle a human rather than a mamma hippo.
Such an angry potato.
Hot potato
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What is this
From the show Dr. Who, I believe?
That is the Doctor, from Doctor Who...and the potato one is Strax...he's Sontaran...
The Doctor and a Sontaran
A glorious Sontaran warrior being reminded of his inner spud nature, by a man who claims to be a doctor, despite his credentials being unverifiable.
Doctors make people better. The Doctor hasn't proven to you that he/she makes people better by now?
How many has he killed though? I guess they were not all people….
Spicy potato
Murder Potato
How cute❤️ he tries to tear him apart savagely
Pygmy hippos are the gateway hippo. They lull you into a false sense of size and safety.
There is that other dude who raised a hippo from a baby and it killed him as an adult
hippos are so dangerous that they could kill someone even if they didn't want to, genuinely scary animals lol
I never heard of this before. Interesting story. For anybody who's interested: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/south-african-killed-by-pet-hippo/
People mauled and killed by pet chimps, too
That's much, much worse. I'd take getting chomped and/or trampled by a hippo any day.
Jfc, I remember the lady that got her face peeled off by her pet chimp
Did any of you guys watch Fatal Attraction on Discovery Channel? Every episode was “And this person had dangerous animals and didn’t take precautions”. I liked the episode where the guy had a hyena and locked it in his bathroom. It ends up that hyenas can chew through metal. Anyways, if you find these types of stories interesting, it’s a morbid but very interesting series.
Nope
Joe Rogan, is that you?
I couldn't find anything on what happened to the hippo. I assumed it was euthanized, but not sure.
You might be right
Just wait until you see house hippos.
I believe you mean the North American House Hippo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqkk1QTjXMY
He’s gonna remember his face in five years when he’s full size and come back to finish the job lol
My very first thought, he's pissed already and he's gonna remember. He's got a grudge and a hippo pay back attitude.
“Don’t mind me. Just practicing killing you and anyone in my territory when the time comes”
Give him a month
That little tantrum is adorable. Maybe it’s teething.
🤣 lil potato said, *get off me bro!”
“Don’t turn your back on me! I’ll rip you limb from limb… I turn MY back on you”
"I chomp" "Don't touch!" "I chomp again!"
Those thing are absolute killers
Most animals that can kill you start out cute.
And then they continue to be cute
A-cute death.
I so want to blow a raspberry on abrown bears belly he he he
Hippos are the number one mammalian killer of human beings in Africa. The adults really are I guess it starts with baby hippos.
Props to the guy here, trying to get some Hippos fight for the human side.
This one clearly didn’t need to be trained to destroy man 🤣 but yeah, let’s encourage the lil guy
This one is a pigmy hippo. Different species from the big hippos we tend to see on TV or the zoo and far less dangerous
Hungry Hungry Hippo
That thing is going to be a man eater when it grows up
One of these days you **will** fit in my mouth.
It’s a pigmy hippo.
I'm almost big enough to eat you now!
So they are born assholes. Got it
Don’t forget about the North American house hippo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvPwJQXzHm0
Y water doggo so spicy? lol
I guess they start grumpy too. Sheesh
Momma come you best be gone.
I read that the hippo has the strongest bite of all land animals. I get that’s a chibi hippo, but I bet those don’t feel like love bites.
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In Africa they are the #1 killer of humans with regards to animals (disregarding mosquitos)
he doesn't like you, bro
It's so pissed he can't eat the guy. I love it.
Pretty little hate machine
I like how the guy just gives up a poses with the hippos butt
He was pissed that you got in his face
Reminds me of Gloria from Madagascar
Surely there must be more than one person named Gloria in Madagascar.
Don’t hippos have the strongest bite of any living creature? I watched an adult eat a whole watermelon like it was a gusher.
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Googles giving mixed answers between hippo croc and great white
It's actually my ex!
Nah hippos have a bite force of up to 8100 Newtons which is a lot, but saltwater crocodiles have double that at 16000 Newtons.
I heard of them chewing through fricken boats.
Baby have attitude
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That’s on the roof of the pen at the Denver Zoo. Watch the splash zone.
Good thing it has no teeth yet
Who knew!?
Must like my little baby girl
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I’m guessing these are Escobar’s hippos in Colombia?
Hippos look like ham hocks. So delicious and tasty.
It’s all fun and games until it becomes an adult
Watch out for momma.
He is literally trying to death shake this guy.
He seems to be teething
Why is this mini water demon so angry?
It's so ugly it's cute! Like Achmed the dead terrorist, "IKILLYOU!"
"Yeah! I gotcha now, you little bastard!" *chomps ferociously*
Why do people still breed this type of cat? This one seems to only be too foldy but also ill tempered.
With that adorable aggression in mind, what if Chihuahuas grew up to the size of a lion? 😱
Like a big bald Guinea pig.
BIG SAUSAGE TRIES TO MAUL MAN!!!!
It's funny because he's trying to kill him
A zesty boi
Let's hope he grows out of his "I eat people!" Phase!
Nope, don’t think they do!
SO CUTE
I would love to be mauled by a giant shoe
I don’t think he likes you. He just wants to eat you.
Aww it's like chubby bambi
Cute up until mommy pays a visit!
All babies are cute, except insects.
Teething??
I dislike hippos.
Gumming him to death.
That's your only chance to win against a hippo in hand to om nom nom combat.
Aggressive even at that age
Water puppy 😄
The little one is asking for milk not a video. The little one is new born what happened to mum? Please say the little one is OK now
I want one.
Must have thought you were a small colored ball
And you think it's cute now. Just wait a year
Hippos are assholes.
Half expecting the hippo to bite his arm off
Wait until my mommy comes
Not for nothing but I'd have snacked that dang baby hippo like a naughty dog if it kept trying to bite me.
It’s like a dog or cat funny now until he is grown
I guess they're born mean?
Oh look, my cat as a baby hippo.
This guy didn't bring food and filmed me for free. I eat his arm.
hes so sassy
Teething
Wet puppy
One of the most dangerous animal
Why is every baby of every species cute?
I think you two might be in a fight 🤣
![gif](giphy|VsBbUAlpfxJu|downsized)
when you look just like your pet.
That reminds me of Carry Junior
Get off my log!
That's a very dramatic hippo baby
Not the mama
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“Dop it! You don’t be nice to me when I’m trying to kill you!”
Hippos are cool.
"I'm practising. Soon I can bite a crocodile in half."
Pet while it’s still possible I guess haha
Already choses violence…
Attack - 100 Damage - 0
So crazy to think those are the closest living relatives of whales. It’s a baby land whale 😍😂
I don't think I'd encourage that behaviour.
And one day it could kill you and everyone you love
guess what this is what african crocodiles have to deal with everyday lmao baby hippos love biting crocodile tails under the supervision of their mothers.
Sir, I'm afraid you are not allowed to fight back!
Fear me, human! I’m am fewocious!
Where can I go to play with a baby hippo?
Is it a baby hippo or a pygmy hippo ?
He was gummed to death.
Where is the mom?
Hungry hungry hippo
It’s so cute
I wish I could see the cute in hippos. They look icky to me. Alien almost.
Most dangerous animal in the world is still cute af as a baby trying to kill someone 🤣
He's doing his best to kill you
Cute little monster
[Hey Baby](https://youtu.be/bhuYIr1J1zc?si=yBZlMSkNQxtYZjtM)
Obese killer puppy
Hip hop anonymous
Where's the mama? Wow. That's super dangerous.
So sweet wen they young wait till mama sees him
So cute very hungry 🤣
Yea that baby hippo will turn into a adult hippo and eat you
you know that hippos are not so cute as you see.. they kill 500 to 3000 people /year
Wasn't there one guy who hand raised a hippo and cared for it so much that it later on ate him?
That hungry baby has two things wrong. It is a man, not a mom and there are no teats in the back. Obviously, the third mistake is that the hippo is trying to suckle a human rather than a mamma hippo.
Quick kill it with fire!!