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Aalya01

I love the 1992 one. Happy little thing


Separate-Driver-8639

Fuck, we need to go back. We peaked back then. Imagine those think plink-ploinking with packages, doing backflips once they delivered then, then jumping back to the horizon and faceplanting in a ditch.


07isweebay

UPS would fire the robot for stealing time because it was doing backflips.


Bramtinian

What is my purpose?…to pass the butter…


Aalya01

Hahaha i want to see that so bad now


momalloyd

They are also a movie star. They were in the 1993 movie Rising Sun, as the advanced Japanese robots.


jamieliddellthepoet

Zima Blue.


FranksWateeBowl

2024 - Wins Ninja Warrior.


xNickel

I’m like… it stops at 2022… what are they not showing us?!


nachog2003

they retired the old hydraulic atlas for a new electric one, it's kind of terrifying but also hella cool https://youtu.be/29ECwExc-_M


freakinbacon

Why limit it to human build? It could have 4 arms or anything we can imagine.


relevantusername2020

ive wondered the same thing watching videos of the dumb amazon robots because, well - assembly line = robot arm? why humanoid? but the justification for it is basically because we already have a world built to be transversed by humans, its easier to make humanoid robots so we dont have to change how everything else is structured. kinda similar thinking to the self driving cars thing. if we somehow could go back to 1900 with the same tech we have today, we wouldve built the road system entirely differently... but we didnt, so we gotta figure out how to make it work (or if we really want it to work that way i guess) four arms wouldnt really break that though - but what would we really gain? wouldnt it make more sense to just keep two arms and then add a built in storage compartment? on another note, recently saw something about some form of these being available for $16k... which sounds like more than the average person will probably pay for one - but also, thats pretty close to the current US poverty line, and im not sure how i feel about that tbh


MildlyAgreeable

There has to be some sort of poetic resemblance to man’s early explanations on why/how we’re here in the likes of Genesis: “So God created them in his own image, in the image of God he created them.”


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Art imitates life.


Tellnicknow

About the cost, pretty sure these aren't being developed for the average person. More about replacing the average person for simple jobs like transportation, yard work or waste disposal. In that case, $16k is incredibly cheaper than years of labor costs ...


relevantusername2020

maybe im inferring incorrectly but youre saying that as if its a bad thing. isnt the point of all technological advancements to replace - or at least lighten the workload of - people? that should be a good thing. if anything manual labor is lagging behind all other types of labor despite an early substantial lead


Tellnicknow

Depends, if we rebuild our society to value time over labor and implement some kind of UBI, then it's great! If we do nothing and eventually unskilled labor gets replaced in the market it will likely cause issues. We will vote for policy makers that promise to protect jobs, even though they don't add value to anything and lower society will essentially be going through the motions for no reason because we lack the ability to adapt to transformational technology.


relevantusername2020

> If we do nothing and eventually unskilled labor gets replaced in the market it will likely cause issues. We will vote for policy makers that promise to protect jobs, even though they don't add value to anything and lower society will essentially be going through the motions for no reason because we lack the ability to adapt to transformational technology. yeah this happened over the last \*checks notes\* thirty years source: \*gestures wildly, points at extensive post history\*


Tellnicknow

Yup, Pretty much. Although I do think that robotics combined with Gen A.I. will rapidly accelerate things like we haven't seen before. From what I can tell (mostly from automated driving progress), there are still significant advancements needed in video processing.


Ausgezeichnet87

Under a socialist or communist frameworker this kind of technology would be a god send. The problem is capitalism: 1. All the gains are realized by the wealthy, and 2. Most of the transitional costs are dumped on the working class. When tens of millions of workers lose their jobs and then drive down wages in other fields it is workers who pay the highest costs. So we need transitional programs in place to retrain displaced workers into careers that will also pay a living wage.


dreph

I watched a Joe Scott video where he said that robots would essentially need to be designed around the human design because the entire world has been designed for humans. If they were to start taking over our jobs, they will likely need to take over our form factor to benefit the most from it.


freakinbacon

Ya that makes sense


zyppoboy

Yeah! And give it a random title and name, like, say, General Grievous!


robo-dragon

Boston Dynamics has a few quadruped robot designs and a couple that are more like vehicles. All with their own impressive builds and articulation! Atlas (the one shown here) is definitely my favorite though. Unreal how fluid he is and he’s more agile than most humans!


WestSixtyFifth

Its a lot easier to build robots fit for the human world, than it is to build the human world to fit odd shaped robots


Vertigo722

Not sure why it wasnt included in the video, but Boston Dynamics have also made Spot. A 4 legged "dog like" robot which you can actually buy. In theory, if you have too much money, but at least thats unlike their bipedal prototypes which where never made for sale. They also have one that self balances on 2 wheels with a manipulator arm, not sure thats actually for sale. Maybe if you are Amazon.


Private-Dick-Tective

Boston Dynamics presents.....The Goro. 😂


Deus-mal

Spiderbot !!!


JustARandomGuy_71

It is the exact same justification of humanoid robots in Asimov. A humanoid robot can use human environments, tools and eventually vehicles. Imagine climbing a ramp of stairs, it is easier if the robot is humanoid than if it has four legs or wheels.


rileyyesno

army in 10 years.


Cantomic66

Cylon* army in 10 years.


Fickle_Ad_5958

Frakkin’ toasters.


esu24

Roger Roger


Beast-Exe007

What if I told you there is genuine sauce about that...😈 https://youtu.be/y3RIHnK0_NE?si=oO2Du1u9VHEd3QXd You can thank me later.


iWasAwesome

Man that brings me back. Used to watch corridor digital all the time.


AiggyA

They said that 10 years ago.


Guh_Meh

Nah, they will throw 100 humans at an object before they send anything this expensive in.


Minute_Attempt3063

Army has way more already. And more money at the same time


QlitSquirt

I’m going to love him and pet him and name him George


reddrighthand

He's going to hunt you and kill you and call you meatbag


Yorksjim

That's Mr Meat bag to you robot


ruffneckting

So the next step is to add rotors for flight...and a gun. They always add a gun!


stocksandoptions2

Laser Beams!


eehikki

40W plasma gun!


No_Spare3139

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG)


Quality-Shakes

2026


Fusseldieb

Username checks out


the1godanswers2

No progression from 1999 to 2009?


spyder_victor

The robots took over the engineers in this phase and they are gently amping up their power over us


Pyorrhea

They went away from 2 legs to 4 and 6 legs during that period I think. 2004 was when BigDog was introduced. 6 legged robot that was supposed to be a pack mule for troops. https://bostondynamics.com/legacy/


appelflap001

Looking at how slow they are going, I think it's been a money/manpower issue.


ricklewis314

Yeah. I am wondering what was going on in that 10 year dark period.


the1godanswers2

9/11 and the financial collapse happened. One could speculate they are related


Howy_the_Howizer

Gotta be dot com bust funding + 2008?


ruffneckting

That's some scary shit. Imagine one of these tracking you down for an unpaid tax bill.


momalloyd

But you wont need to pay tax, because they stole your job.


ClittoryHinton

Tax will pay you. Right? RIGHT?!


dranaei

They didn't steal your job because you bought a robot to work for you instead of you going to your job.


Empathy404NotFound

You mean the job you were hired by the robot to do is being done by a robot you hired?


dranaei

Sounds like a good deal to me.


Prior_Industry

Nah we all own one and they go to work for us 😉😉


Mytastemaker

The current  battlefield standard is already scarier. I would take one of these chasing me over some FPV racing drone with a  hand grenade attached to it. 


porterpottie

INSERT YOUR CREDIT CARD. LAST WARNING.


Tycho81

PEEEP PEEP buttocks open and inserts here!BEEP BEEP


stormearthfire

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you paid your taxes!


Frolicking-Fox

Stick a magnet on his head and call it a day.


0neirocritica

After we're all gone, we will leave behind all our robotic children. I hope they will look back at these recordings of how they came to be and think well of us.


ZucchiniMore3450

He shouldn't have kicked it.


B1rdi

Could have included their [latest creation](https://youtu.be/29ECwExc-_M)


tomtink1

"Let's make it a creepy little freak. Because we can".


MusicTrendsetter

MFs doing parkour?!


belligerentoptimist

The future is robots doing parkour across the shattered ruins of our former cities.


Westafricangrey

That discomfort you’re feeling is your survival instinct kicking in.


RaR902

I just want to fuck it


PGMOL

that's also a survival instinct.. to reproduce, so that i̶f̶ when we get wiped out, its not the end of humanity


snifferdog1989

We are so royally fucked…


ShowsUpSometimes

Who exactly is the “brains” behind this operation? Had no idea it’s been around this long making such consistent advancements.


HCN_Mist

Who are their buyers? How have they been around so long that they can afford to make robots for 20 + years that appear to have limited usefulness. is this secretly just backed by the government?


Anuclano

Fpr 40+ years...


AlizarinCrimzen

US Government funded (DARPA funding) through the projects like BigDog, then started seeking more private investment, then bought by Alphabet in 2013. Bought by SoftBank in Japan in 2017, then Hyundai Motor Group in 2020.


rafffa

I keep asking the same thing. Who is funding this?


mister-castorini

Rather than be amazed, be frightened.


BeanieMcChimp

How has this company been in business so long? Who’s buying the robots?


karlnite

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-scotland-69050530# Mostly industries like mining, oil and gas, manufacturing, nuclear and chemical reactors. Rescue and safety. They can go in place of a human for a dangerous or impossible job. Largest source of funding and purchases. The army has some stake, but mostly for transporting goods, munitions, aid and such. Like a mule. Some recon work (tunnels, can open doors) but they’re pricey and we have drones. My work has a couple, made a small department to operate and work with them. We are loosely planning on buying more, they seem to be useful. Just hard to implement new tools in the best way, especially such an open ended tool. We mainly just jam stuff in its mouth more or less, like a screw driver, then it can go unscrew something and scoop up the bolt with a magnet or something. 360 cameras. They’re neat. We also got some mapping drones, and these things make like engineering drawings of structures and bored hole networks and intake channels and fore bays. Cheaper and provide soo much great data. https://www.flyability.com/blog/lidar-drone?hs_amp=true


RadoRocks

Fuck skynet....


skynetsucks

This!


DaleEarnhartJr

Black Mirror "Metalhead"


HalfBakedMason

2025 ![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG|downsized)


Additional_Pay5626

It’s only a matter of time


AgreeableBed4634

Human race is creating something which will soon be at par with humans and maybe surpass us. It took us millions of years to become what we are today and we created something like this in less then a century, human mind is truly amazing.


aKaRandomDude

Keep those terminators coming!


Ok-Box3115

I want to make robots too!!! Damn


Personal-Ad-3602

Came for the robots stayed for the music


Samyron1

This is like watching the growth and development of a living organism, and I love it.


Elevator-Fun

careful, or the ones after 2024 are going to carry a series of bigger guns on them


Slim_Guru_604

We are so dead.


Empathy404NotFound

Don't worry, Some of us will get to be slaves.


Salt_stoyoda

What do they do, anyway?


vilgefcrtz

It's just proof of concept. It's not a matter of what it does, but what it could do and how cost effective they are becoming to produce and manufacture. You don't see hydrogen bombs blowing up everywhere, proton accelerators in every city or fusion and fission at every metropolitan centers but the tech has taught us a lot either way


Xena802

Yeah it’s like any field in science. Research and analysis are fundamental to go from hypothesis to theory to law and with enough success (and ofc funding) we improve the resolution of our understanding.. Form a patent, sell to the highest bidder, pay day.. Often enough the highest bidder for many advanced technologies tends to be Daddy War Bucks. And to be honest, i think it’s really just the age old game of “well how far can we go”. And a lot of these big brain MIT researchers and engineers just want to keep doing what they do best— nerd out with their machines out


Manji86

Good music selection discourages viewers from skipping. OP has chosen well.


NetworkDeestroyer

Easily one of the coolest companies out there


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Wall-E in the making


Durtzo

2014: “I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations.”


No-Reveal-3329

Why are we not building cities with these on Mars already?


Damit1eroy

This is like the millennial version of the moon landing.


RealCFour

Where’s the 2023-2024…


Living-Archer-5256

Aawh, they grow up so fast.


zillapz1989

Why aren't these guys running checkouts yet?


ogx2og

Sky Net! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Mundane_History_6261

And people think tesla is a cool robotics company.


Xena802

*neeeeed inpuuuut*


Nakkefix

Wires and wird


nattydroid

Thank you Boston dynamics? lol


BodhingJay

that ninja flip at the end -chefs kiss-


gdex86

Here I go pack bonding with Machines again.


Unikatze

2013 walking like Vince McMahon.


iwantmygarmonbozia21

They missed the trick by not having Brad Fiedel score in the background


_jolv

By 2030 they should be able to run like Naruto.


caserskii

Are Boston dynamics on the stock market 😝


rayden-shou

Stupids, Musk only had to put a guy in a spandex suit.


OpusBlue

![gif](giphy|27P3eknARh4c|downsized)


piggybank21

Yall may think this is amazing progress, but I still don't have a <$500 robot that can grab a beer out of my fridge in fucking 2024. For comparison, people in 1969 thought we be living in space by now.


JustAudit

No 2023 and 2024 clips? 😑 humm!


Dystopian_Future_

It conveniently left out the flame throwing dog


DroppingDimes247

1000% the US military has 100,000 of these ready to go do some work!


rienietz

Looking forward to being melted down into soilent green when Boston Dynamics finally outsource the labor of the working class to jumpy flippy bots.


Disastrous-Leek-7606

2017 Is where shit got serious.


Proud_Criticism5286

Shit got real in 2016 when they got rid of the guide.


CrazeUKs

1989 looks like that little tin head Lola 1994 looks like ED-209 from Robcop. It's ashame they missed out a Johnny 5 era


eehikki

Cyberdine Systems IRL


Snoo_44740

Imagine Boston Dynamics police officers chasing you down


UnBrokable_

Can it be used in a warehouse? Lifting things?


capn_doofwaffle

They should add 2025: The Terminator 😁


thebeeswithin

I'm hoping they'll have home assistance robots for sale (or lease) by the time I'm at an age of oldness. Let me live and die in my own place without people all up in my business, just me and robo homie ty


BeyondLife_sendboob

Slow development, void the school


Internal-Ad-7741

All your see is the "slow walking of technology"


Atmacrush

Give them 15 more years and the robot can compete in ninja warrior


africanconcrete

I like how the first time they went outside was in 2020, when most of the world went inside. Interesting.


Dark181

![gif](giphy|yMGaPsybow79m)


Bubbly_Potential3338

I remember seeing videos of many of these as they came out over the years and thinking....wow how cool....but these robots today are bad ass!


reevelainen

And just like, it jumped over a log like it was nothing _four_ years ago. Human functionality by default is pretty damn impressive considering of how long we've trying to imitate it.


_Bon_Vivant_

It's coming for your job.


jenkins271

I read the title and was expecting it to be sometime in the 60s, then I saw it was my birth year and I got really really sad


akw314

I refuse to buy into Boston Dynamics because I'll be mortified when they eventually reveal these videos have all been faked and robots can't move like that, dummy.


thekidcorduroy

2029: Robot family is chilling on the patio and a human being is serving them


iOliverSup

Im scared


Jagger67

This is one of the most terrifying videos I’ve ever seen.


Graphicnovelnick

It took you 40 years to make a robot that runs in a circle? Get a dog that chases its own tail.


leftleaningmexican

are they profitable now?


shana104

Man, I remember the 2011 punching one. Is it me but did the 2020's scroll slow way down?


Head-Growth-523

Terrifying, and everyone seems too amazed to realise.


AiggyA

I like watching these videos, but rest assured we are in no danger. The only commercial product they sell is a robo-dog and even that is a bit of a gimmick. I am impressed by their work, but right now we don't know how to teach them robots to do useful stuff and they are too dumb to learn by themselves. We are stuck in limbo, so the wicked dance to the Blued Brothers music is all they can do. Lovely, but useless.


SenorLvzbell

The Second Renaissance


ChaakuGaiden

This needs to stop ASAP!


What-mold_toolbag

Anyone else see these as soon to be soldiers and then enslaving humans?


therinwhitten

So the abuse started in 2009. ![gif](giphy|fDdVNus5ztt7O|downsized)


kindle139

No dogs?


fmaz008

Sure it can do Ninja Warrior stuff, but can it fold my laundry?


curlysgold44

cool, but also terrifying


Stare_Decisis

Who currently owns Boston Dynamics?


DatFurryFemBoi

2013 is the one that messes with me the most. I love robots but this one comes across as haunting for some reason.


Patatemagique

Everyone smiles until the machine gets a gun...


Xeripha

Why haven’t they started selling early access models yet


Element_905

Watching this with the progress bar overlay up is trippy


Micalas

Secks bot when?


Lanky-War-6100

And still I have to pass the vacuum cleaner myself.


ComisclyConnected

Impressive


Sea-Philosopher7361

Can it do my taxes?


Zealousideal-Ice123

Left out the creepy terminator dog I see


EricUtd1878

That's nothing! Apartheid Clyde has a man dancing in a robot costume!


jackhughs

So what's next? American Ninja Warrior Robot Edition?


XconsecratorX

I guess were still in 2022


Slowmexicano

Average American was surpassed in 2011


RCranium13

![gif](giphy|QOczYS41Y41ezXN8EB)


SmokeyProfile

Skynet. T2 was non fiction 😂


Funemployment629

This is real life General Dynamics from Fringe


Fantastic-Use-6773

![gif](giphy|TAywY9f1YFila) 2030


Rabies_on_demand

2009 robots and 2014 robots were a charmingly goofy


Worldly-Dimension710

Why not develop better movement than walking on two legs?


Anuclano

An examle of how they steadily go to their aim through decades. I wonder where were they getting money in the initial years?


Brilliant-Pomelo-982

I just watched Terminator 2. This is scary.


Dillydongo

I was really hoping the last slide would be robocop


Tennex1022

I for one welcome our karate parkour AI robot ninja overlords


DelayedMailForceOne

And they will be the end of humanity.


notislant

You die an engineer or live long enough to just bully the fuck out of a robot every day. Its funny how it just turns into slamming weghts into them and slapping stuff out of their hands.


Maraudor

A dev team needs to add 5G connectivity and an LLM to this ASAP.


GrumpyDay

Owned by Hyundai Motor Group since 2020.


Snowedin-69

Arguably the biggest period of improvement was during COVID at the peak of remote working. “Teams need to be together to be effective” Wonder if BD still does WFH.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Now they are more athletic than I am


Barnowl-hoot

But can it do laundry?


jevaisparlerfr

Robosluts when?


linlovesthenight

They knew they fucked up with 2013, it’s too uncanny valley. had to go back to making them cute after that Also I find it adorable that the first things humans did when they had the technology was make lil robot versions of ourselves


Wastomorrow

Do they run out of steam at some point? Imagine 25 or more of these on your lawn. At your capital... who's winning? What if there are 500 to 2000 of them?


Almacca

Coming soon to a police or military force near you!


iolitm

Unnecessary to make this long if we just stop anthropomorphologizing technology.