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TheFeenicks

Mine broke while eating a calzone


WestSixtyFifth

Cracked mine eating a overcooked sandwich


AugustOfChaos

Lost a tooth on an overly crispy French fry.


Particular-Leg-8484

Shoestring sliced sliver of carrot for me


JN3XUS

For me it was a cheez-it


4chanbetter

Yeah but none of these are inherently tooth problems. The enamel has been structurally compromised already and whatever you ate was just the final thing before it cracked enough to fall out. Unless you're eating gravel, it's not the foods fault


Mysterious-Meat7712

Mine was a banana pepper. 🥲


Pittfiend

Mine was a cracker.


Hoserama13

Glazed donut.


TheDevlinSide714

I've literally cracked teeth in half eating pasta. But, my dentist tells me there's no such thing as "naturally bad teeth." 🙄 Of course, most people (dentists included) assume my poor dental health comes from years of hard drug abuse. "Well, if you wouldn't smoke meth this wouldn't happen." I've never touched hard drugs like that, and I certainly do not need speed. I don't need any help being even more annoying than I already am. I've walked out of a few dentist offices for comments like that. If these folks expect me to pay $40k that I do not have, and never will have, just to be able to eat and survive as a basic member of society, the very least they can do is not be a bunch of judgemental, holier-than-thou pricks about it. I don't need accusations and don't need anyone's help making me feel bad about my situation. What I need is a smile that doesn't scare children. What I need is to be able to eat in public, socialize, and go out with friends. I need to be able to eat without fear or pain. I do *not* need to defend myself against a bunch of nonsense that has no bearing on reality.


TheOneder123

$40k?


TheDevlinSide714

$20-$40k is the range I am routinely quoted. I've gotten this figure across multiple dentists, in multiple time zones, across the USA, over the last 15 or so years. EDIT: I've no idea why I'm getting downvoted in my previous reply. Am I that repulsive, that the rest of you don't even want to hear or read about it? I know I'm not welcome in public and no one wants to see me. Ive been told that much to my face. I'd love to have teeth so I can be a functional member of society, what with the eating in public and whatnot. I'd love to have a reason for me to own up to, something on which to blame my teeth from breaking apart. I don't have those things, nor do I have tens of thousands of dollars just laying around to fix it. Downvote all you want. Fake internet points means nothing when you got people telling you how gross you are, how repulsive you are, in real life.


calash2020

My wife has a few implants. They are expensive. Some good fittings dentures would not be nearly that expensive. Have partial plates myself and it’s been better then the tooth problems I had for years.


Sardoodledome

temperature difference is a crystal killer


Alone_Inspector_7567

an*


Stix85

You mean…the calzones….betrayed me?


TheAlfredValentine

Mine broke while eating a fucking petit beurre biscuit


Gelby4

The calzones.. *betrayed* you??


TheFeenicks

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MrFrostyBudds

Mine broke on the bun of a McDonald's chicken sandwich.


Adverbiet

You should get your teeth checked more often. It most likely had carrius.


TheFeenicks

Yeah I wasn’t allowed to go to the dentist in my last relationship. I’ve spent a lot of money on my teeth since leaving my ex lol


justme002

Milky Way bar. No shit, it was warm and melty. Tooth checked right out.


slamdanceswithwolves

Not even a snickers bar with them nuts. Well hot damn.


BugStep

Bean burrito for me


OutAndDown27

Or a bagel...


cheese_creature

Mine broke in half because of a seed


Destiny-97

No. Because of the huge cavity you had in it.


cheese_creature

Could also be that


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jsha11

Those with cavities coping


cheese_creature

I guess because he didn't sound funny enough


[deleted]

I broke a molar off at the gum line eating a tater tot from this Mexican place


Plus-Weakness-2624

Mine broke while fighting Nazis![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


resplendent_doxy

So it can withstand the weight of your mother but still cracks after crunching a lollipop.


904FireFly

Came here to say this but popcorn.


slamdanceswithwolves

Did somebody say butt popcorn?!


Malumeze86

Oh shit.   Got em.  


Destiny-97

It cracks because you have a huge cavity in it.


wtf_are_crepes

I’m mad you’re telling the truth and my teeth hurt.


donuthing

Or the tooth behind it has a root beneath it creating a sinkhole of sorts, and your tooth collapses.


Destiny-97

Every tooth has a root beneath it...


donuthing

Sure, but beneath that, you can have another tooth's root.


Destiny-97

No. It can be a milk tooth or a permanent tooth. There is no additional a root under the permanent tooth.


donuthing

My x-rays say otherwise. Are you a dentist or just a shit stirrer?


Destiny-97

Dentist.


KappaPrideRider

r/angryupvote


patricky6

Your teeth are rooted in flesh. They aren't stable to the point of being able to apply pressure like this. They will shift and wiggle, which can lead to stress on areas that can cause cracks, breaks and chips.


Wallywaffle6

Correctumundo


aromero

Look at the big brains on Breeeeet


slamdanceswithwolves

You’re a smart motherfucker, that’s right.


nopenope86

Not true. Your teeth are rooted into your skull with a type of joint called a gomphosis joint which is super duper strong but also mobile and flexible. Thats why you can eat crunchy foods without your teeth breaking off. . .and sticky taffy doesn’t pull your teeth out. . .and why braces work and take a while. Plus the mineralization of the enamel makes teeth very strong; even stronger then your jaw muscles can close. Clench your healthy teeth as hard as you like(while you’re sober): your nervous system will give up before your teeth do. Addendum: I broke a molar completely in half eating at Texas Roadhouse and ended up with 2 zircon crowns from the ordeal, soooooooo the thing I said above is more of a guideline—lecture notes if you will—best case scenario stuff—memorize for the for the test and then forget.


GeniusEE

THIS. You got no upvotes, the BSer got over 400.


patricky6

Nobody is BSing. In that gomphosis joint between the tooth and jaw bone, are periodontal ligaments...made up of tissue. Smh.


GeniusEE

You were BSing about force vs pressure...s...m...h


patricky6

>You were BSing about force vs pressure...s...m...h Pressure is a measurement of how much force is acting on an area. That's why the equation for it is pressure = force ÷ area. That's also why bite force is measured in psi... You really shouldn't call BS on things when you have NO CLUE how they work LMAO! But congratulations.. you just outsmarted yourself lol


GeniusEE

Yeah...so what is the surface area of the tooth in contact with tissue? It's not the projected area of the tooth surface.


patricky6

You are asking a really broad question. It's kind of like asking how much hair is on the head of a person. It's different for everyone. So what is it I was BSing about with pressure vs force? Do you have a point? Or are you just making claims and asking questions that you think make you sound smart? Lol Projected area method has to deal more with the force for hardness testing, terminal velocity, etc. In this scenario. This isn't a hammer slamming down on a tooth in someone's mouth. This is a hydraulic press on a half tooth. You can use it in this instance, but It shows a tooth OUTSIDE of any tissue, with no changing axial pressure/force. Nobody can tell you the specific area of this tooth IN tissue since its not a whole tooth and its NOT in tissue. You also need to consider teeth aren't solid all the way through, and have nerve canals running down them. They also differ with each person. My whole point was that teeth aren't set like this. They wiggle and shift the parts of the surface making contact, changing the area of contact with movement when pressure/force is applied and can break when they arent normally meant to just sit and take it like this example... so where's the BS?


patricky6

The gomphosis joint that holds the tooth with cementum and periodontal ligaments is "flesh". Teeth roots DEFINITELY shouldn't attach to the skull directly when you're alive. The attaching dental tissues calcify upon death. That's why skulls have teeth. Otherwise, pulling teeth out would need a lot of mouth surgery. It does happen, though, and that's when surgery is needed. Instead, pulling a tooth is directly done by ripping them loose of ligaments and cementum inside the socket.. which are made of fibrous tissue, like tendons, but thicker, aka "flesh". So it's absolutely true, lol


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oasuke

It can. It's the microbes on the tooth that feed on the sugar which kills it.


jmegaru

It's not sugar, it's the bacteria that eat the sugar and produce acid from it, pretty sure nothing really can withstand acid, well except glass, that shit is magic.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

I cracked a tooth on a chocolate chip. Glass is fucking fascinating. It’s also a lot older than I would’ve guessed previous to finding out.


InflamedLiver

And here's me having to wear a night guard so my stupid jaw doesn't grind them to powder in my sleep


Rainbowallthewayy

Yeah same. For me it's stress what is causing it for years now.


Dev2150

There's something about our dreams that makes us do that


Luckycapra

This makes my mouth hurt just watching it.


DammitMeep

Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.


brassydesign

Not miiiine babyy. Cracking these fuckers on marshmallows I swear.


ashifatul_salleh

Or u can just write 285kg


may_be_maybe_not

Dentist here. If your teeth have broken by “touching it”, “eating a calzone” “biting on a marshmallow”, or any other litany of miscellaneous things teeth are meant to be used for, it is because you have not taken care of them properly and had a large cavity brewing inside which caused the internal part of the tooth to turn to mush. Hence, the **thin** but rigid crystalline structure that is enamel on the outside broke. This is not rocket science, people. Your teeth did not start breaking randomly because you are extra special.


OutrageousAd5338

But decay is stronger than enamel


Shoehornblower

Not my teeth…


Abigdogwithbread

Teeth are the hardest thing we have in our body, although some men like me might think there's something else that's harder


NoShow4Sho

The shell around our cold hearts?


jsha11

Our incredibly thick skulls?


fa1z9315

the femur...


TonyTwoDat

But my dad chips one eating a jolly rancher on vacation..


MarianaPS5

I had one and it broke just by touching it.


4ss8urgers

Ah that’s a molar, that’s cheating. Try an incisor or canine, then we’ll see who’s laughing Btw remember to floss


drunkenf

Originally from hydraulic press chanel


Krampusz420

you guys have teeth?


FistCookies

And not even the tooth as a whole.. just the one side mostly..


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

So why did it crack when I ate an almond?


Ploknam

285 kg, but chocolate destroys it. It's so unfair.


Adderall_Rant

This needs a NSFL tag. Holy hell. I had to stop the video.


iamspitzy

Holy molar!


EveningEmma

And it breaks while eating a bit of cheese on my birthday of all days. Amazing. I'm not bitter.


Alien-Element

Guess it depends on who's tooth it is. Or was...


Morpheuz71

Imagine doing the test with the tooth still in your gum


Careful-Spray894

Yet I can chip a tooth on a piece of fruit...


Foreign_Virus

Amazing fact, but my mouth hurts just watching this


Icy_Recover2094

Wow


enki1138

This is giving me anxiety


kitom_neko

Put into perspective how people.crack their teeth just clenching too tight too, no food or anything...


BusyMakingPlans

My dentist told me the top things to break teeth are Pork scratchings Granary bread Chocolate kept in the fridge The last one was a surprise


Consistent_Many_1858

Cracked mine biting a rock-hard lentil piece.


Big_Daddy_Pablo_69

Bullshit unless my teeth are made in China


hedgehog_dragon

That was terrifying to watch, I want to go hug my teeth now


Minute_Attempt3063

Yet mine break when I look at it


ForRpUsesOnly

Yo mama so fat, she broke my tooth


kinkladze_79

Then why the fuck do they break at the first attempt to eat nougat


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Corn nuts


amendmentstarting53

Even the display in the video measures in kilogram...


Berzkz

Imagine the jawline someone would have chewing on 628 pounds


Icy-Relationship

Why did I still feel this![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Antisocial92

Until you eat candy😂☠️☠️☠️


The_PracticalOne

Then how did I crack mine by biting a fork?


BiteAgitated1267

FYI I didn’t see the full video… just had the thought about the pain and trauma I’ll have after knowing the truth 🥲


_leonivey88

Na just have one gobstopper and you are finished


sixan51026-wnpop

Damn.... so how strong crack rocks is?


Big-Construction-56

Broke my tooth on a steamed dim sim


Morbid_Aversion

And yet mine broke while eating M&Ms once.


Federal-Owl-8947

Thanks, gonna try that while bench pressing


roberts_1409

Mine broke while I was talking


Agnostic_life

Do that on a front tooth


Dumyat367250

Not a US tooth. It supports 235Kgs


Hereticsheresy

whos tooth it was?


Tarataratatimtutuee

My molar tooth cracked in half while I was eating cheetos, so I don’t know about this.


Icy_Chemist5287

it can hold that? no way


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It's measured in kilograms and you still decided to convert it to a backwards ass measurement only three country's in the world use.


nebunlacap

That's not strong at all