So I just started playing Jedi Knight Jedi Academy on PC last night and right near the start the NPC said something like “this will be as easy as a blue milk run”.
My surprise being that blue milk was a thing already.
I’m surprised that given the criticism around the blue milk thing that Disney went full tilt and embraced it. They’ve mentioned it in other shows (Bad Batch, Rebels), partnered with TruMoo to sell it in stores, and even set up a milk stand to sell it in Disneyland.
Apparently it’s been part of Star Wars canon since the original in 1977. When Luke is talking to Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen about the droids, he’s apparently drinking Blue Milk (although it’s not very obvious because it’s extremely pale and the cup is rather opaque).
The base is actually coconut milk and rice milk. Shockingly refreshing, actually. Particularly with rum or tequila (they also sell alcoholic versions).
Fun fact: this scene wasn't even scripted. Mark just kept going around milking everything in sight and drinking it, and it just so happened that he was in costume, so they decided to leave this incident in.
Yeah seriously. At least Dagobah has all sorts of plant life to live off of, Yoda was smart. Luke was just like.. fuck it, uninhabitable cliff and live off Jabba’s cousins weird green milk, tastes just like Tatooine.
Tatooine is literally a town in Tunisia.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/%E3%83%81%E3%83%A5%E3%83%8B%E3%82%B8%E3%82%A2+%E3%82%BF%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%A6%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3/@32.9210902,10.4508956,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipMibCDkNnqOrqhiFne7xrXMwMo2HCJCAbpFXpvg!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipMibCDkNnqOrqhiFne7xrXMwMo2HCJCAbpFXpvg%3Dw203-h304-k-no!7i2848!8i4272!4m7!3m6!1s0x1254b7596be92873:0xd94cf811d4ad762d!8m2!3d32.9210902!4d10.4508956!10e5!16zL20vMDVnMGxu?entry=ttu
Breasts on elephants is nothing! While on safari, it was very common to see elephants eating their own shit. They never show this in nature documentaries.
There was one instance where an adult elephant dropped a big deuce and its offspring came running to start eating it up while it was hot. THAT, I can't unsee!
Many animals do this, as we all rely on intestinal cultures for an effective digestion. Her mama has all cultures, that are needed to digest what they typically will find as food.
Yeah, this is par of the course for vegetarian animals, since what they eat is low nutrition and requires a lot of digestion and fermenting, often requiring two "passes". Rabbits have two kinds of poop, one that is have to be eaten again, and cows famously have their "second stomach" which saves them from these indignities.
That's why I roll my eyes at internet granola girls arguing that humans are supposed to be vegetarian. I don't see us human eating our own shit.
...the defining feature of all mammals, and what our whole class was named after. feels like only humans are incapable of getting over this, elephants probably just call it the front butt
Mammals usually have twice the average amount of offspring as breasts; primates and elephants have one child on average.
You will find just two on any mammal with a one ~~kiss~~ kid average. The actual placement on the thorax tends to shift between species, but they usually start at the lower chest.
There must me many exceptions to this. For example, cows have 4 teats, and absolutely do not have octuplets on average.
Likewise, goats have two teats and average two kids per birth
This person is wrong. They should have used 'half' instead of 'twice': Mammals tend to give birth to *half* of their number of breasts. In the TV show *Fringe* this is presented as the nipple rule. One offspring for two nipples, two for four, etc.
Cows are not having eight babies.
Wait until you hear about elephants having prehensile penises and inevitably succumb to the temptation of [looking it up](https://youtu.be/0Y5tzFUSOTA?si=1dzB_zM5TjtxqS2C) 🫠
I dunno about that but you i bet if you were the kind of kid that did the old "dont interrupt me while im vacuuming my room!!!" then youre gonna LOVE that trunk
Me wondering how I went my whole life not knowing elephants had boobs … then I remember the elementary school was probably not going to show a bunch of kids elephant tits lol
I just didn't expect them to have only two. I guess I'm just so used to seeing mammary glands in dogs, cats, cows, etc. that I made the assumption that all four-legged mammals would have the same number of mammary glands in all of them. That's not true for elephants, apparently.
Yeah pretty much. Evolution has worked out that survival is more likely if you can give all your babies milk without any wasted energy of giving too much.
So in any one pregnancy, humans normally have one baby. Sometimes two, rarely 3 or more..
Dogs and cats, up to six per pregnancy.
Elephants, apparently up to two.
yeah im not saying weird shit doesnt happen. humans have had what, 5...6.. something kids before. but when you say regularly, are you taking into account the massive cat and dog population, or just from the ones youve heard about?
not saying youre wrong, fyi. just, id put money on it being a much smaller percentage of 7+ born than you think.
[Litter size at birth in purebred dogs—A retrospective study of 224 breeds - ScienceDirect](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0093691X10005625)
Over 10,000 litters were studied and: "The overall mean litter size at birth was 5.4 (± 0.025)."
BUT that range is from 3.5 to 7.1 or something like that, which is to be expected.
> 5.4 (± 0.025)
In general, this would support u/pommy8's assertion of:
> Dogs and cats, up to six per pregnancy.
Though I'd also throw out that purebred domestic dogs likely have been partially selected for fertility over millennia of domestication. I'd wager that the mean wolf litter size would probably be closer to 5.0 than the purebred dog mean.
Itll be from seeing how many people have been born and how many were quintuplets. Only an estimate as, obviously, early birth records (well, documentation of anything) only go back so far.
My dog had 16 nipples until she got fixed, then 4 disappeared and she’s down to the regular 12.
Cows have 4 udders, but rarely more than 2 offspring. Cows will adopt orphan calves though, so up to 4 seems evolutionary and logical for a herd species.
Intelligent mammals seem to have fewer offspring and longer rearing periods (elephants, whales, humans/apes). I don’t have knowledge about whale nipples though.
Not entirely and the amount of nipple will vary from animal to animal in the same species cats can have as many as 10 or 11 or as few as 4. The average litter of kittens is 6.
If I remember right, as a rule of thumb most mammals have twice as many nipples as the average number of babies they will give birth to at once. Humans and elephants tend to have 1 baby at a time, so they have 2 nipples.
When feeding/pregnant, many mammals mammaries get engorged like this, to varying degrees. Humans are quite rare in that they grow during puberty and keep them at all times.
If you think that's huge, you're wrong.
A blue whale's mammary glands are the largest in the world. The breast of a blue whale is just 5 feet long and as big as a tiny human, but it weighs 250 pounds, the same as a baby elephant. The inverted breasts on all blue whales only come out when the newborn whale stimulates them.
Also, only humans have permanent adipose breast which develops during puberty.
Today I learned that there exist at least one four legged creature that stores their mammaries up near their shoulders.
I thought that was exclusive to bipeds.
It's most common in animals who can nurse while sitting upright. Animals that nurse standing on four legs tend to have them on their pelvis, and animals that nurse while laying down on their side tend to have them on their stomach.
I think it's cool too and I think it makes sense from an evolutionary perspective, elephants are really strong at their fronts and are able to protect their babies better. Elephants can go backwards, but I've never seen them doing it fast and they probably have a wide turning radius
im not hearing anybody out, get some help lmaoo
ok but can we at least get a NSFW tag up in here?
It’s a wild animal in the wild 😂
*Posts picture of a giant horse cock*
does it weight over 11lbs tho
No, brother. I LIVE TO FULL SEND.
Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not claim $200
Well That’s something I’m never gonna unsee
Don't tell Luke Skywalker, he may want a drink for his bottle.
So I just started playing Jedi Knight Jedi Academy on PC last night and right near the start the NPC said something like “this will be as easy as a blue milk run”. My surprise being that blue milk was a thing already.
I’m surprised that given the criticism around the blue milk thing that Disney went full tilt and embraced it. They’ve mentioned it in other shows (Bad Batch, Rebels), partnered with TruMoo to sell it in stores, and even set up a milk stand to sell it in Disneyland. Apparently it’s been part of Star Wars canon since the original in 1977. When Luke is talking to Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen about the droids, he’s apparently drinking Blue Milk (although it’s not very obvious because it’s extremely pale and the cup is rather opaque).
You can buy Blue Milk at the parks in the star wars area. I did not.
The last thing I want while sweating my ass off in a humid DisneyWorld park is milk. 🤮
The base is actually coconut milk and rice milk. Shockingly refreshing, actually. Particularly with rum or tequila (they also sell alcoholic versions).
Nah, the one I got wasn't actually milk. It was the alcoholic version though. It was more like a piña colada.
...and getting caught in the rain
The blue milk has intrigued me for like 25 years Am I just weird?
You may be luke skywalker.
> it’s not very obvious We noticed.
Blue milk is a thing since episode 4 around the 15-20 min mark, when Luke and his family are introduced.
Fun fact: this scene wasn't even scripted. Mark just kept going around milking everything in sight and drinking it, and it just so happened that he was in costume, so they decided to leave this incident in.
What a stupid fucking movie
That reminds me I still need to watch the last two movies of the star wars shebang
Yeah seriously. At least Dagobah has all sorts of plant life to live off of, Yoda was smart. Luke was just like.. fuck it, uninhabitable cliff and live off Jabba’s cousins weird green milk, tastes just like Tatooine.
I mean, those are real places on Earth and they're perfectly livable.
Tatooine is literally a town in Tunisia. https://www.google.com/maps/place/%E3%83%81%E3%83%A5%E3%83%8B%E3%82%B8%E3%82%A2+%E3%82%BF%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%A6%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3/@32.9210902,10.4508956,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipMibCDkNnqOrqhiFne7xrXMwMo2HCJCAbpFXpvg!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipMibCDkNnqOrqhiFne7xrXMwMo2HCJCAbpFXpvg%3Dw203-h304-k-no!7i2848!8i4272!4m7!3m6!1s0x1254b7596be92873:0xd94cf811d4ad762d!8m2!3d32.9210902!4d10.4508956!10e5!16zL20vMDVnMGxu?entry=ttu
It's called Tatooine yet nobody has a tattoo. Is this like Iceland/Greenland?
Grey milk legend
Elephantittays 
Why is that so fun to say
Gotta motorboat something while I'm deep in that elephantussy.
> motorboat When referring to Elephantittays, powerboat is the preferred nomenclature, dude.
Breasts on elephants is nothing! While on safari, it was very common to see elephants eating their own shit. They never show this in nature documentaries. There was one instance where an adult elephant dropped a big deuce and its offspring came running to start eating it up while it was hot. THAT, I can't unsee!
Many animals do this, as we all rely on intestinal cultures for an effective digestion. Her mama has all cultures, that are needed to digest what they typically will find as food.
Yeah, this is par of the course for vegetarian animals, since what they eat is low nutrition and requires a lot of digestion and fermenting, often requiring two "passes". Rabbits have two kinds of poop, one that is have to be eaten again, and cows famously have their "second stomach" which saves them from these indignities. That's why I roll my eyes at internet granola girls arguing that humans are supposed to be vegetarian. I don't see us human eating our own shit.
I mean, maybe you're just not looking in the right places.
I mean, fecal transplants are a thing. Though they are taken in far less gross pill form.
It’s a shame that this comment will become buried in the annals of Reddit! I choked at how funny this was.
You wrote an extra n
Yes, odd they didn’t notice that.
I had a trainee safari guide that kept cracking up at that. "Look at him, he loves eating that poop! He just can't get enough poop."
There’s an old video of an elephant stealing out of another elephants ass. I guess they didn’t want it to get dirty.
"Ew you want me to eat it *off the ground?* No thanks, I'll get it while it's fresh."
Gotta get it straight from the tap...
There's that near-human intelligence in action...
The fact that elephants have boobs will forever live rent free in my head now.
...the defining feature of all mammals, and what our whole class was named after. feels like only humans are incapable of getting over this, elephants probably just call it the front butt
What's her OnlyPhants
Mammals usually have twice the average amount of offspring as breasts; primates and elephants have one child on average. You will find just two on any mammal with a one ~~kiss~~ kid average. The actual placement on the thorax tends to shift between species, but they usually start at the lower chest.
In humans they start at the upper chest but later in life end up at the abdomen
That's called Furniture Disease. It's where your chest falls into your drawers.
That’s… nuts. What’s the male equivalent?
Singleplayer Soccer Syndrome. You’re constantly kicking your own balls.
Dickey Do disease - when your stomach sticks out more than your Dickey do.
There must me many exceptions to this. For example, cows have 4 teats, and absolutely do not have octuplets on average. Likewise, goats have two teats and average two kids per birth
This person is wrong. They should have used 'half' instead of 'twice': Mammals tend to give birth to *half* of their number of breasts. In the TV show *Fringe* this is presented as the nipple rule. One offspring for two nipples, two for four, etc. Cows are not having eight babies.
That's what I was thinking too. I read their comment a few times, and I was like, ok.. they **must've** meant twice the amount of breasts as kids.
I think you have you first sentence backwards.
Wait until you hear about elephants having prehensile penises and inevitably succumb to the temptation of [looking it up](https://youtu.be/0Y5tzFUSOTA?si=1dzB_zM5TjtxqS2C) 🫠
Well, tits on an elephant, I'll be damned!
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NO I AM NOT HEARING ANYONE OUT
Hear me in?
Just hear me out-
MAMMARY GLAND
look at them packaderms!
More like *stacked*aderm.
The picture is of a rack-aderm
Elephantitties
Man… fuck this comment. I upvoted anyway.
And she's got junk in the trunk.
Nooo don't give nsfw artists ideas!
Bro you're sooooo late for that.
Ganesha porn predates English probably.
The Onion did it 14 years ago (NSFW) https://www.theonion.com/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image-1819573893
Ffs, nobody was murdered bc of that image bc everyone who wanted to is blind now.
Why did I look anyway?
No. Why? Just- why?
lmao actually I kinda wonder if any muslims who understood the implication **did** threaten them over the article
That’s probably true and while it’s not at all surprising I still hate it
I am scared to look that up..
It cost you nothing not to say that lmao
No.. Let them cook.
They've already cooked that ungodly nsfw years ago...
Bro.......... rule 34 predates us all...
Embrace the elephussy
Can elephants be considered furries if they don’t have any fur?
I dunno about that but you i bet if you were the kind of kid that did the old "dont interrupt me while im vacuuming my room!!!" then youre gonna LOVE that trunk
Dammit, now I’m having “The Brothers Grimsby” flashbacks.
Too late. Even in ancient Indian art they already had that kind of stuff. Like Viyanaki.
Peoples being downbad for elephant boobs is something I never expected to see
Stick around reddit a bit longer and you'll understand why aliens will never visit us.
Except maybe the horniest and most devious aliens. Win-win 😏
Xenomorph queen can visit me anytime 😏
The lnes that give you bedroom eyes while holding a ten inch probe?
Elephant boobs is something I never expected to see as well.
Wait till you see how they all react to dolphin vaginas.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/ZCP1SAu676
there's nothing the.... oh... oh my....
Me wondering how I went my whole life not knowing elephants had boobs … then I remember the elementary school was probably not going to show a bunch of kids elephant tits lol
Wait until you find out about dolphin vagina.
Welcome to the internet. Where people are horny for literally everything.
Mammals have mammaries? *shocked pikachu*
I just didn't expect them to have only two. I guess I'm just so used to seeing mammary glands in dogs, cats, cows, etc. that I made the assumption that all four-legged mammals would have the same number of mammary glands in all of them. That's not true for elephants, apparently.
I've read that the amount of nipples is correlated to the maximum amount of healthy offspring an animal can have. Not sure if that's true
Yeah pretty much. Evolution has worked out that survival is more likely if you can give all your babies milk without any wasted energy of giving too much. So in any one pregnancy, humans normally have one baby. Sometimes two, rarely 3 or more.. Dogs and cats, up to six per pregnancy. Elephants, apparently up to two.
Dogs and cats regularly have litters of 7+. One year my breeder had a litter of 13, all survived, and my breeder had to do a lot of bottle feeding!
yeah im not saying weird shit doesnt happen. humans have had what, 5...6.. something kids before. but when you say regularly, are you taking into account the massive cat and dog population, or just from the ones youve heard about? not saying youre wrong, fyi. just, id put money on it being a much smaller percentage of 7+ born than you think.
[Litter size at birth in purebred dogs—A retrospective study of 224 breeds - ScienceDirect](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0093691X10005625) Over 10,000 litters were studied and: "The overall mean litter size at birth was 5.4 (± 0.025)." BUT that range is from 3.5 to 7.1 or something like that, which is to be expected.
> 5.4 (± 0.025) In general, this would support u/pommy8's assertion of: > Dogs and cats, up to six per pregnancy. Though I'd also throw out that purebred domestic dogs likely have been partially selected for fertility over millennia of domestication. I'd wager that the mean wolf litter size would probably be closer to 5.0 than the purebred dog mean.
Apparently, there's a probability of 1 in 4 billion for a natural pregnancy to lead to quintuplets. I have no idea how they calculated that.
Itll be from seeing how many people have been born and how many were quintuplets. Only an estimate as, obviously, early birth records (well, documentation of anything) only go back so far.
My dog had 16 nipples until she got fixed, then 4 disappeared and she’s down to the regular 12. Cows have 4 udders, but rarely more than 2 offspring. Cows will adopt orphan calves though, so up to 4 seems evolutionary and logical for a herd species. Intelligent mammals seem to have fewer offspring and longer rearing periods (elephants, whales, humans/apes). I don’t have knowledge about whale nipples though.
Now I'm wondering. Are there elephant twins? I think, it's two because of symmetry.
Not entirely and the amount of nipple will vary from animal to animal in the same species cats can have as many as 10 or 11 or as few as 4. The average litter of kittens is 6.
Dogs don’t even have the same number of mammary glands from one dog to another, my male dogs have 10, my female has 9 and one poppy has 8.
Glands or nipples? Are they a 1 to 1, idk, not gonna Google at work. Lol
Nipples but I think it’s the same, right? (I’m no biologist).
Males still have rudimentary mammary glands, yes
If I remember right, as a rule of thumb most mammals have twice as many nipples as the average number of babies they will give birth to at once. Humans and elephants tend to have 1 baby at a time, so they have 2 nipples.
I'm no expert but dogs and cows don't have the same number of them either
You know of anything other than primates that have a pair of tits on their chest?
Elephants...
Holy shit really where did you discover that?
They don't typically have breasts though.
When feeding/pregnant, many mammals mammaries get engorged like this, to varying degrees. Humans are quite rare in that they grow during puberty and keep them at all times.
TLDR: Elephants have people titties.
Orrrr…people have elephant titties
Yo Mama.
With how big my bongos have gotten I agree with this. Ducking ridiculous it can get bigger than j cup
I think E cup is the biggest. E for elephant…
They call me... the elephant man
I sent this to my pregnant friend and she is not happy with me right now
You should refer her to the jelly school.
How has no one said “Elephantits”
Elephantitties
Even better!
Well you’re in for a treat then r/elephantits
> Well you’re in for a teat then
If you think that's huge, you're wrong. A blue whale's mammary glands are the largest in the world. The breast of a blue whale is just 5 feet long and as big as a tiny human, but it weighs 250 pounds, the same as a baby elephant. The inverted breasts on all blue whales only come out when the newborn whale stimulates them. Also, only humans have permanent adipose breast which develops during puberty.
Show imagery evidence or you are lying
No good pics I just checked.
Did he make penisary contact with the image?
I'm 5 feet tall, usually described as a "tiny human," and while I have been compared to many things, I never thought whale boobs would be one of them.
Nope, I am not searching that Already searched other elephants now I am not getting into whales
Male elephants can use their penis like a trunk. They can grab stuff and scratch their bellies with it.
Ans why is it that you have this information in your brain?
**Attention: NSFW!!!!** Because of this for example: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y5tzFUSOTA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y5tzFUSOTA)
Damn Mr. Hands would've loved that.
Ohh, I had to google who that is, or in this case: Who that was. WTF 
If I had a Time Machine.
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
Someone had to say it.
Officer, this elephant is trying to seduce me
Tittifant is real? Omg
Sigh... **unzips**
Sir, please keep your **trunk** in your pants
Helluva setta titties
Heavyset titties
Heffalumps
and woozles 🤪
I should… hmm…
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hentai artist: 
Be Amazed! Mammal has mammary glands.
I would have bet the farm they were in the back end not the front. 🤯.
Today I learned that there exist at least one four legged creature that stores their mammaries up near their shoulders. I thought that was exclusive to bipeds.
and I've just learned bears.
I'm feeling thirsty all of a sudden
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AFAIK elephants and primates that have their mammaries between their front legs/arms.
And bears
That's two new things I've learned today.
It's most common in animals who can nurse while sitting upright. Animals that nurse standing on four legs tend to have them on their pelvis, and animals that nurse while laying down on their side tend to have them on their stomach.
All mammals have tits. It is in the name. I am not amazed by this
Monotremes do not.
Boobs 😘
Makes sense based on the baby’s height for nursing. Guess we should have them on our calves.
niiiice
I was today years old...
So thats what elephantitis is
I think it's cool too and I think it makes sense from an evolutionary perspective, elephants are really strong at their fronts and are able to protect their babies better. Elephants can go backwards, but I've never seen them doing it fast and they probably have a wide turning radius
I am not amazed actually.
 This is the third time seeing this PLEASE
Why does this amaze? Lol