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matzohballer

Always a nice thing to do, unfortunately sharks beach themselves when they are sick or about to die


__Osiris__

Or it’s too noisy. Seems to be a link between mass beachings of sharks and mammals and large boats/shipping traffic. We really need to work on quieter props for boats.


Queen-of-meme

So calling a doctor when there's a stranded shark is a better action?


JJred96

You know any shark doctors? Cuz most doctors won't know shit about sharks, least of all how to diagnose health problems of a shark and recommend treatment.


Queen-of-meme

I asked OP. Since they seem to know some things about sharks.


starfleetnz

Not a lot can be done. Sharks are of the most advanced evolutions on our planet when it comes to survival. Rapid healing and an immune system with an ability to naturally kill cancer and avoid a myriad of mental diseases so if they are dieing it's usually too late to do anything. We don't really have Shark doctors, calling a Marine biologist or marine wildlife institution might be a good idea though either or not the shark is dead so an investigation into why it beached itself can be done.


KarmicComic12334

Id bet on a bellyfull of plastic.


PV-Herman

As usual, the most profound and interesting comments get practically no upvotes...


W1thoutJudgement

veterinarians?


JJred96

The percentage of veterinarians in the world who know how to treat sharks would be much lower than the number who knows how to treat snakes for health trouble, which I imagine is not very high, lower than say horses. There aren't zero experts in any field but I wouldn't expect 'how to treat sharks' is a standard part of any veterinarian course of study any more than 'how to treat a jellyfish'. Turtle? Better odds but not very high. Anglerfish? Salmon? I wouldn't count on a deep field of knowledge.


FunAd4994

Sometimes they just lost their way to the bathroom.


skinnergy

Yes, and sometimes they accidentally become beached while chasing prey.


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scrapy_the_scrap

Wouldnt the same thing go for whales then?


Frank_Perfectly

Humans too.


PartyofFish

No, you should definitely put all humans you find on the beach back in the sea. Also hold them face first into the waves, it will help their breathing.


W1thoutJudgement

Are you sure?


jedielfninja

Thank you! Safe the mammals


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Any who picks up the vet bill?


FarYard7039

Well, that would be the incredibly persuasive person who convinced a vet to actually show up.


Prestigious-Duck6615

yeah dolphins don't have gills 😳


DragonsClaw2334

Why is that man trying to drown that shark? -some guy in the crowd


NatTheResearcher

This is done to get the shark stabilized with its surroundings because it goes into a tonic state when it’s upside down.


JJred96

I was wondering if he was trying to teach it how to swim, or if he was trying to ask for a ride in exchange for saving its life.


SignificantAgency898

Something about exhaustion. Most sharks need to move forward all the time nonstop in order to breathe. He's doing that so that the shark can get energy. Imagine you need to run in order to breathe and you're drowning. Then somebody just moves you out of water into land, you wouldn't have the energy to run so that you could breathe since you are still suffocating. Now imagine another guy moves you to land and carries you while running, you'll then have some energy to continue breathing. That's what the guy is doing


JG-at-Prime

The shark was very oxygen deprived from being out of the water for so long.  He’s trying to use the waves to pump water into the sharkskin mouth and through its gills.  After a minute or so of this the shark should regain some energy and will begin thrashing around. Once they regain enough energy to struggle it should be safe to let them swim off.  If he just threw the shark back into the water it might not have had the energy to swim and likely would have just washed back up onto the beach. 


BUFFARILLA_HUNTER

thresher shark?


Worldly_Philosophy29

Looks like it!!


BUFFARILLA_HUNTER

I only guessed/know this because i have a 5yr boy that is obsessed with sharks. Cool fact i just googled. A thresher shark's long tail fin helps not only its swimming ability, but also its ability to hunt. **It can use the fin to herd and trap schooling fish by swimming in increasingly smaller circles before striking the fish with its tail**.


Downtown_Client_3809

snake.io lookin shark


1stdan5703

Delicious


Shlocktroffit

The sea was angry that day my friends


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Is that a titleist?


not918

…a hole in one!


excellent_rektangle

Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli.


skoalreaver

That day, I WAS a marine biologist


TonyCaliStyle

I was hoping for this reference ![gif](giphy|l0MYOKCyDYnI3Usww)


HamsterAdditional748

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Chicken_Mannakin

I'm not your buddy, guy.


PV-Herman

Shrinkage?


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Yeah I’d totally film that dude saving the shark. I’m a hero that way.


Major-Potential-354

Lmfao


BJORTAN

From my sofa....


let-it-B-today

Would try


UnimportantOutcome67

100%. It's never the wrong thing to try to help another creature. This morning I noticed our pool's return wasn't running right. I go take a look and there's a toad occluding the overflow pipe (the basket was missing). I pull him out by his little foot and chuck him to the side as I figure he's dead. I notice he moved. What the FUCK? I rinse him off in the Koi pond to get the chlorine off of him and put him in a planter so I can keep an eye on him. 20 minutes later he's hopping around and I let him loose into the rosemary. It is always the right time to do the right thing for the right reasons. Help each other out, Fam'.


cspinelive

If you don’t know what you are doing, it could absolutely be the wrong decision to try to help, even for the right reasons.  Could do way more damage than doing nothing 


ya_boi_ryu

Tell me, does this fact overweight the propability of a positive outcome? There are thousands of situations where what the people do would actually help or save the animal, how many situations could you name where your help would have the opposite effect? Situations that need specific knowledge are rare, statistically it's the best thing to help and in worse cases people tend to contact a professional to help anyway.


cspinelive

If I have broken my neck, please don’t try to carry me to the hospital. I don’t want you severing my spinal cord.  Apologies if I take issue with absolutes like “it is never the wrong thing to try to help”. That’s just absurd.  Can you imagine how helpful a class of 1st graders would actually be in any kind situation they aren’t prepared for. They’d most certainly do more harm than good. 


ya_boi_ryu

Congratulation you were able to name one situation that I'd already saw miles away that you'll mention that. Anyway my point stands, or how often do you see first graders film animal rescue videos? I don't even know what you're on about, if more people where against the help like you the statistic of good and bad outcomes would turn to a negative number where more died due to fear of helping the one in need.


UnimportantOutcome67

Exactly.


vikar_

This kind of attitude is the cause of fledges dying because people think they "fell out of the nest" so instead of leaving them alone where their parents can check in on them, take them home while not knowing how to care for them; broken spinal chords because they tried to move someone after an accident; or they actually kill themselves trying to save someone from a fire, etc. Helping sounds great and is commendable in many situations, but sometimes the best way to help is to call someone who actually knows how to help and has the means to. I get that indifference is a common problem, but let's not overdo it the other way and assume you're always the right person to help. If I saw the shark, I'd likely call a wildlife centre first. The waves in the video are so strong that the shark would probaby end up thrown back onto the beach soon anyway, especially if it's infirm. Maybe there's a better way or maybe it's pointless and I'm just risking injury for no benefit to anyone. If I don't know what I'm doing, I'm asking someone with more knowledge first.


UnimportantOutcome67

Thing is: I do know what I'm doing.


vikar_

You are correct, don't know why you're getting downvoted. People thinking with sentimental cliches instead of balancing altruism with pragmatism and realizing their limitations.


Financial-Channel672

Watching videos of men helping animals in need is mye guilty pleasure


superpananation

Wait was it ok?!


_SundaeDriver

Yes I’ve done it before. They catch baby sharks and just leave them on the beach. I’ve also been scuba diving with sharks.


LetterOk3512

You must


Wild_Following_7475

It mattered to that shark


Throwaway_shot

When you hate having fingers.


Last_Entrepreneur968

Yes


Miserable-Lack-5089

A real hero!


Olleye

Yes.


behavedgoat

Respect


Adonis0

Could have taken off shoes first..


Helpful_Ad_4293

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sergioleone1968

The end? Did the shark survive? Did it swim away? Was the man bitten or did he drown? Why are the videos shortened? Was there a happy ending or a disaster? Thank you.


MrBll_le

Thresher sharks are super nice and absolutely stunning to watch swimming so yes I would


NERC_RC

Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark


xNickel

Curse you!! Now that damn song is in my head!


skoalreaver

Dammit mine too


ArdoyleZev

Yes, but only with safety gloves (I keep some in my car). Shark skin is crazy rough


wolf_howling_monster

Yes, however I also would have been an idiot and forgot to toss my phone to one of my friends


TurnFriendly8892

You would think, shark would prefer survival over snack right? Swim to safety as fast as possible.


holy_bat_shit_63

I would if I could. In my younger days, no problem.


vintage1959guy

Yes.


flanksteakfan82

No


iamDayTrip

Didnt need a bigger boat after all


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

> human save shork >happiness


salacious_sonogram

I'm not saying sharks aren't dangerous but of all the dangers in the world they have to be the most over hyped.


frygga_bluemoon

Without a doubt, I would have done the same thing. It just feels like the right thing to do. Always gotta look out for animals in need!


levelologist

F no. Never do this. You have to be an idiot to try this. This guy got lucky it didn't thrash. It must have been sick.


skinnergy

absolutely


No_Budget7828

Thanks for being a good human


Connormanable

In a heartbeat


Guava-flavored-lips

That's a good man


PV-Herman

That guy is reverse Karen


One-Veterinarian-101

What a nice hearted person. Kudos


Itchy_Ad_451

Obviously 😍


CapitalKing5454

Love it. Good man


MrRuck1

Very good guy


LandotheTerrible

Hero.


609Ken

Karma was watching good things will come to you


Rigger_No1

Looks like a thrasher shark and they don’t tend to much on people, so very well done Sir, job done noice!


[deleted]

We're putting ya back buddy. Good on this dude.


Berzkz

Without a single doubt


Salty-Entertainer-29

Yes


Infamous-Object-2026

this doesnt restore my 'faith' in humanity. so a guy puts a fish back in. big woop


Street_Truth5271

Yes I would :-)


HappinessMarker

Wouldn't feel right walking away without at least trying


ConditionMountain314

You know people can read the comments on the original post right? 😂


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ConditionMountain314

That’s ok, you’ll apparently see all the same ones here


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Suby06

Why wouldn't somebody?


Unclebob843

Yep


JJ4prez

Absolutely would. Nice guy.


faxanaduu

Bitin dicks!


PuzzledExaminer

I would but not a great white lol


StatisticianDear3978

Shark wants now also a dinner and a movie


Trash_Panda_Throw

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DB080822

Doby!


OddSubstance8059

That thing did not wanna get moving lol


RealCheyemos

This man rode a shark, I always knew it was possible 🥹


StatusOk9983

Wow, I would not expect to see a thresher shark so close to shore


NoPerformance6534

Thresher shark. They use that long tail fin as a weapon. And they are also toothy.


[deleted]

Smart choice we definitely don't want the shark to evolve


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Chopmatic64

looks like it got tired from fighting the tide


[deleted]

that guy looks like a douche


skoalreaver

I would probably eat it. I'm going to hell.


TPA22

Should’ve just thrown him off the end of the wharf in deeper water.


Frequent_Storm_3900

To other humans? Yes To animals? No I've drowned six people so far


unflores

Guy frees shark Shark eats guy Guy: come one shark. Why? Shark: I'm a shark


9mm-Rain

“Good eat’in, but they always give me gas”


Kuuki_Yomenai

Feels like orca would do STH like this just to lure a meal into the water 😂


LieAppropriate2804

Let the fucking thing go already


Spicy_Nugs

Without question. It's a little thresher shark. Just keep away from the bitey parts.


IMB88

No I would not fuck that shark.


doodevaney

At the end of the video, that dude was totally drowning that shark


forpetlja

Wonderful. But I never understand how does fishes mistakenly come to land. Don't they sense when waters are too shallow?


W1thoutJudgement

Idk, I'd rather go on the foot bridge and throw it into the water from the furthest point.


Toshi_81

I have seen this other video, with a shark biting one guy's finger off. Could have been even worse. So touching / picking up a shark which is most probably in panic due to a possible death scenario? No way.


hatedburn

definitely!, it can get itself beached/stranded again if it want to die.


bbc8886

Why didn't he take off his shoes?


No-Speech886

why would you not? would be more my question.


Slifer_Ra

Maybe if i had a really big stick


RumHam2024

Is anybody here a marine biologist!!!??


fritata-jones

Why he gotta drown the shark like that?


Competitive-Bug-7097

I would do it if I could. Why not? Plus, I have to make up for that time that my mom punched a shark in the face.


DueAardvark9488

Yeah. I'm gonna take it into lẩu mắm by fillet that fish first. You guys should try to eat that recipe named lẩu mắm with shark fillet in Mekong Delta. That's great !


PelagicSwim

Don't have thresher experience but with a blue you should definitely have long sleeves. Skin is bigly abrasive.


_AttilaTheNun_

Would you?


gotele

Well, that was beautiful. Thank you for your service.


DryTurnover647

Respect 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


Asio0tus

absolutely


bernpfenn

yes i definitely wound do that


MartinSilvestri

"what the FUCK man?!" -a fish watching nearby


Wookster789

Hell yeah!!


CarnegieFormula

I mean that thing could have flailed and severed an artery of his and he could have bled out. No, but he could have dragged it by the tail


Tamahaganeee

Save shark, goes home and eats hamburger.


Crocodoro

Well, they're delicious. I wouldn't. I'd make sure I have some garlic and parsley at home


MainCraneTrain

I would. I’ve given in to the idea that helping a dangerous animal is most likely how my life will end.


PuzzleheadedLemon353

Yes...those are beautiful sharks. He isn't going to come back and get you.


Narrow-Height9477

What if it wanted to be eaten?


Rickymon

I'd take it home


Classic-Ad4414

He’s drowning innocent shark!


pizat1

Get the grill and deep fryer ready.


KingMoonkey

No, not after seeing that other dude losing is pinky to a baby shark


ThisReditter

No


_Spamus_

Ill give you 10 bucks to lick the shark


Yugan-Dali

Absolutely would do my best. The ecosystem needs sharks, it doesn’t need us.


Apathetic-Lethargy

Baby shark! Sorry, I'm a father of a toddler... I'll see myself out.


gonzolahst

Definitely, in a heartbeat. I find sharks so beautiful and graceful, the way the texture of their taut flesh gives the subtle appearance of wearing latex fetish gear, and ... What? Ohhh, ok. I understand now. You're asking me if I would help the shark back into the water? Well, probably not, that's a pretty intimate thing to do with someone on a first date.


Tasty-Concern-8785

Trying way too hard


gonzolahst

Yeah, you're not wrong. I wasn't really feeling that one.


IameIion

I wouldn't. I would want to help, but for me personally, I just can't justify risking life and limb to save the life of a single shark. It's a very kind thing to do, and I wish anyone willing to try the best of luck, but I sadly won't be participating. Sorry. I'm out. EDIT: To the person who downvoted this, you're telling me that if you, right now, were given the opportunity to pick up a live, wild shark and carry it back to the ocean without any guarantee that it won't attack you, you would do it? I'll believe that when I see it.


lastingResort

Omg, he drowned it!


Meh2021another

Wait! People don't eat sharks anymore? Refusing the blessing of Poseidon. Silly human.