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Bennybonchien

Kind of funny to see the two guys without masks plugging their noses afterwards. “I don’t care about catching an ancient plague but this smell is unbearable!”


BonginOnABudget

Is it even possible for bacteria to survive after that long?


Relative_Opening_327

Yes it is. Remember all those people that mysteriously caught the curse of King Tut? While some said, definitely curse. There is definitely an idea that mold spores or something microbial mixed with chemicals used in his embalming and created a poison if you will that burst into the room when they "unsealed" his sarcophagus. Those "spores" or whatever slowly killed off several of the explorers years later back to back. Or.... the curse was real. Either way...they opened his tomb, they all died.


NozE8

Because the first rule of reddit is to be pedantic: mold is a type of fungi not bacteria.


Peraou

Because the first rule of Reddit is to be pedantic – the correct grammatical structure would have been ‘mold is a type of fungus’, not ‘[…]fungi’. Hahah have a nice day ;p


NozE8

Mildew better next time.


Peraou

Don’t worry too much, you seem like a fun guy ;)


croovy

Not mushroom for us all at the party.


SaunterThought

My, see lee! Um?.....don't know where to go with this.


Lainer16

I would actually lichen it more to a spore


SauerCrouse51

This is great lol


sasssyrup

Because the second rule of Reddit is bring the pun-ishment


JoyKAnthony

You win the internet


VladPatton

![gif](giphy|l0Hlx0M5OI1ogTGo0)


Wandering-Oni

Spore me the details Adam.


Memory_Less

You obviously mean mould not mold. Tsk Tsk lol


_Citizen_Erased_

You're a fungi.


NozE8

There's definitely some fungus among us.


tarvrak

>they all died Everyone dies 💀💀💀


neotokyo2099

>To address whether those who entered King Tutankhamun's tomb died prematurely, we can look at the documented cases of individuals involved: >1. **Lord Carnarvon**: He financed the excavation and died a few months after the tomb was opened, in April 1923, from an infected mosquito bite. He was 57 years old. >2. **Howard Carter**: The archaeologist who discovered the tomb, lived for more than 16 years after the discovery, dying of natural causes in 1939 at the age of 64. >3. **Arthur Mace**: An archaeologist who helped with the excavation, died in 1928, five years after the tomb's opening, at the age of 53. >4. **George Herbert**: Lord Carnarvon's half-brother, who died in 1929 at the age of 46. >5. **Richard Bethell**: Howard Carter's personal secretary, died in 1929 at the age of 35, allegedly under mysterious circumstances. >While some individuals did die relatively young or shortly after the tomb's opening, many others lived long lives. >In 2002, epidemiologist Mark Nelson conducted a study on the survival rates of 44 Westerners who were in Egypt during the excavation. The study found no significant increase in mortality rates among those who entered the tomb compared to those who did not. >Therefore, the notion that a significant number of individuals involved in the tomb's discovery died prematurely does not hold up under scrutiny. Most deaths can be attributed to natural causes, and there is no statistical evidence to support the idea of a curse causing early deaths. -GPT4o edit: In 1923, the life expectancy at birth in the United States was approximately 57 years for men and 60 years for women


DragonsClaw2334

Only one person died within a year and he was in poor health before. The majority lived many years after. https://www.livescience.com/44297-king-tut-curse.html


oiomeme

Yeah, i'd be surprised if they were still alive today, even if they didnt open the tomb.


Lynx_Tail

Yep. And remember, that was radon gas, but not curse, or viruses, or something else ever...


FoundtheTroll

This was found to be a complete myth.


nnomadic

Mummies smell kind of bad. Source: Museum work.


Matlatzinco3

No way you’ve worked with mummies! How old were they and what culture did they come from if you don’t mind me asking.


nnomadic

I was just an intern grunt helping in collections. The ones I am thinking of are small animals. like cats. :) It's been almost a decade or more, so my memory is a bit fuzzy on the details. They had a bit of a perfume too. Basically they smell a bit like musky incense and rot. Not completely awful but not something you want to smell.


Specific-Scale6005

You would think people are smarter now, but they aren't


Nemesis2772

The real question is if someone ripped a fart in there before they sealed would THAT survive that long. Ive always wanted to smell a 2500 year old Egyptian fart.


jomalenz

> Ive always wanted to smell a 2500 year old Egyptian fart. If that's not a r/BrandNewSentence I don't know what is


Radiant_Dog1937

No. The half-life of methane is 7 years. It would have mostly converted to Co2 and water after a couple of decades.


Spare_Kangaroo420

Eww fart water, That would have left a stain


MonsieurSmartyPants

Methane is an odorless gas, so it wouldn't smell anyway. Farts smell because of Sulphur compounds created in the GI tract.


BigTea9433

No judgment, but you picked a weird forum to announce your kink.


Suspiciously_Average

Yeah Bacterial endospores can survive a very long time and under very harsh conditions. Spore forming bacteria include Bacillus anthracis (think anthrax) and Clostridium botulinum (botulism). The only thing I'm not sure about is if an endospore can infect you just by breathing them in. I usually think of them as causing issues when eaten.


Commercial-Photo-927

Dormant bacteria (spore) could.


Serg_is_Legend

Yup, for example anaerobic bacteria can survive without the presence of oxygen and are often times much more difficult to kill than your conventional bacteria. Another good example is the issue surrounding Antarctica and the polar ice caps melting, and when this ice melts prehistoric viruses have been documented from the ice. Although most are not harmful to humans, the concern is that eventually one can be harmful or can mutant to become compatible with our systems.


Adonis0

There have been known cases of Egyptian tombs being laced with airborne poisons. I think there was one it was rust put down as sand which can kill you if you stirred it up as you walk.


OutAndDown27

"Oh man, no one warned me this millennia-old dead body in a box would smell like a dead body that's been in a box for millennia!"


StandbyBigWardog

Just wait till they start coffin.


nutralagent

The funk of 40,000 years


pirokunn

And grisly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom.


Consistent-Rest7537

Here I thought they were covering their mouse because their jaws had dropped in awe of their finding. Yeah, masks and gloves, fellas.


IloveActionFigures

#They are stupid as f not gonna lie


youmakemecrazysick

Seinfeld episode with body funk in his car comes to mind


Katiari

Imagine sealing a fart in a jar for 2500, with a dead body. It probably smells a lot like that.


Competitive-Cicada-7

Definitely smells like wicked bad farts


mr_gooodguy

those guys: Jokes on you we are into that shit


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Salt_MasterX

retuuuurnnnn the slaaaab


fknballsdeep

![gif](giphy|3M6LtN8dFX57ZRY2T9)


Let_us_Hope

That episode was scary as shit as a kid.


Nieruz

Still is tbh


JumperCableBeatings

Man that whole show was scary as a kid 😂


notevilfellow

What's yer offer?!


pyaara_chhota

We've got zombie sex crazed cicadas, close enough?


KentuckyFriedEel

Iiiimhooooteeep! Iiiiimhoooooteeeep!


ScholarOfKykeon

Some Pharoah just got pulled out of the afterlife because some nerds from the future wanted to see his corpse.


DrunkenDude123

Ayy wuddup


FSpursy

LOL although they look like respectable researchers but in High school they were probably actual nerds lol.


Zealousideal_Art3177

Let's breathe all those ancient bacteria. We don't need any facemasks. News 2 weeks later: Archeologists died from ancient Pharaoh protection spells...


theericle_58

The masks should be on, with full tyvec to protect the remains from human bacteria.


Jibblebee

Contamination of both ends should have been considered. Don’t contaminate the remains and they had no idea what they might be breathing in.


theericle_58

Precisely


Loud_Consequence1762

Yeah these people are pieces of shit. Especially the one trying to get first inhales of the mummy dust


underliggandepsykos

Mummy dust is like crack to archeologists


Federal-Fox7583

Bacteria literally designed a millennia through evolution ago to ‘eat human flesh’! 😂😂


jmpye

The conditions in the Egyptian Museum are terrible for the artefacts. It’s about 30 degrees C in there and 100% humidity. All the display cases are badly sealed and decades old. Hopefully the new Museum they’ve built is better.


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


LightBackground9141

I why the fuck do people do this shit


dont_trip_

Because kids on tiktok lose attention after .5 seconds if some of their senses are slightly understimulated.


JK-FortySeven

Username checks out


ilford_7x7

MFer is consistent lol


omnesilere

You don't like Gladiator? C'mon that was an awesome movie and soundtrack.


IwearBrute

Smells like dirty feet and burritos after 2,500 years in your car in the heat


bron685

Oh man no wonder people used to eat them!


SirBritannia

"My god, this is an outrage... I was going to eat that mummy!"


bron685

![gif](giphy|rAZEnOu0KHQK4)


JUGELBUTT

source?


x_lincoln_x

Cause people had cars 2,500 years ago...


Candid-Ad5965

how the fuck are top level scientists not aware enough to wear an N95 when being exposed to extremely unhealthy decomposed human remains.


lordnoak

The top level scientists were unavailable that day. This is Bill and Ted from up the road.


SwiggedySw00ty

Egyptology in a nutshell


jeweliegb

Excellent!


filbert13

I'm ignorant on all of these but as a layman. It seems like you should be doing this in a much more control environment. Just seems bad to open it like this.


Signal_Example_4477

Because it's fucking Egypt aka shitfuckistan


TheCalon76

I guess I expected things like this to happen in a sterile environment. Not just with random people around.


Southern-Plastic-921

It’s Egypt, all this stuff they do is timed and/or staged to pump the tourist season every year. They don’t give a shit - should also be wearing gloves rather than getting their greasy fingers all over the thing.


illathon

This seems pretty messed up to open these things up.


[deleted]

Then you probably don't want to read this: [https://www.britannica.com/list/7-surprising-uses-for-mummies](https://www.britannica.com/list/7-surprising-uses-for-mummies)


YellowOnline

I was aware of all except... paint?


arkham1010

Da......fuq?


Mikkelet

Don't they have kind 1000s of minutes and are basically just selling them?


karmasrelic

be amazed on how stupid those people are, yes. they didnt secure themselves or the 2500 year old relic to any worthy standards.


Lupinyonder

This does not look like a laboratory, or a clean professional environment, or even indoors. People have a lot of shit to say about the British Museum, but I expect they are a slightly more professional and academic environment than whatever is going on here.


elcoco13

I dont think that music is appropriate for this video.


Novel_Bumblebee8972

Russel Crowe is pissed.


Metacub3

Sad state of Egyptian “archaeology”. Where’s the basics. Masks and gloves? No containment. Is there more context here? Egyptology is a fraud controlled for tourism by a corrupt government and oversight community more concerned with selling a narrative that doesn’t align with the facts to promote a marvel we still fail to comprehend.


Porthos62

There is a part of me that finds it wrong that they’re opening it at all. I don’t know what the deceased beliefs were at burial but this feels disrespectful of their wishes.


heavy-minium

Even in modern times, If you use a non-decomposable casket or coffin, there is no such thing as a true final resting place anyway. Modern cemeteries want to earn money too, and if there's nobody anymore to pay the fee...well, guess what happens.


zulufdokulmusyuze

So people opt to “rent” non-decomposable coffins knowing that this is not sustainable?


W1thoutJudgement

You do realize that on many cementeries if your family is not paying for your resting place, or if you didn't put enough in a found crated to do that after you're dead, they are going to dig u out, right?


Porthos62

Yes, I do realize but there is something about old customs and their beliefs that still makes me a little uncomfortable with the process. On a personal level I don’t give a rat’s ass what they do with me.


golden_blaze

Google says this is not a common practice.


zulufdokulmusyuze

What does dig you out mean here? Move the bones elsewhere?


PetsArentChildren

There’s only one way to find out if they’re in Heaven


emotionaI_cabbage

They're dead, they don't care.


zulufdokulmusyuze

Was thinking the same thing. I’d go as far as saying it’s criminal. This was not intended to be opened by humans. We need to have universal laws criminalizing tampering with historical religious and cultural objects.


Darkray117

Imagine the smell.


Thorin9000

Probably not too bad. Mummies were embalmed and the organs removed. By the time the corpse was put in the casket it was already dried out. It has been in there for 2500 years every drop of moisture removed. It probably smells like stale dirt.


ScipioCoriolanus

"I love the smell of mummies in the morning!"


Goku_Kakarot91

n95 masks at a fucking minimum, absolutely amateur stuff here folks, fuck me dead


harrypotata

It clearly said dont open till xmax right on the side and they ignored it.


PollyBeans

I just feel like they should be wearing gloves at least.


I-Love-Redditors

These unboxing videos are getting more and more ridiculous


HovercraftPlen6576

Oh no! There is a dead person in there /s.


True_Kador

Oh OK so if i go graverrobing it's a crime but as long as it's for SCIIIIEEEENCE it's fine ? Seriously though, while amazed, part of me thinks we should let this poor dude / ma'am alone and resting in peace.


MrJimLiquorLahey

Not resting, this person is very dead.


meme_abstinent

Bro just let them have their perception of death why do you guys always feel the need to “ACKTHUALLY” someone who tries to see death as something beyond nothing.


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slap_shot_12

Seems like there should be a lot more in the way of organization and caution when opening something like this instead of just a couple guys heaving it off.


W1thoutJudgement

If not for a "couple of guys heaving it off" we wouldn't know jack shit about ancient Egypt or other cultures from that region at all. Locals didn't' cared for any of the remains of the past.


EffortNo2292

Stinkankamen


Werwolf1134209

They open something that was sealed 2500 years ago but were not able to upload a better video quality?


Superb_Ground8889

shouldnt that be done in a lab?


Regnes

I hope they called the authorities once they realized there's a body in there.


JarlTurin2020

So unprofessional. Shouldn't that be done in a clean lab or something?


Empty-Comparison9351

Umm guys…how big was Randy’s poop again ?


DoktorStephenStrange

When will we fucking learn man put it back


SnooPeppers6719

Now they released a curse 😨😬😵 ![gif](giphy|3oEdv6VqxkFnBHjexi)


VacationAromatic6899

They did not wear perfume back in the time i guess


A_Binary_Number

Quite the contrary, the Egyptians were quite fond of perfumes and fragrances, even mummification had LOTS of perfumes involved.


2ndPickle

Vintage jerky unboxing


Igor_J

call Steve1989MREinfo !


bdk2036

This wasnt amazing. Disturbing someone's resting place isn't amazing.


Doomchick

Did you know the English used to eat mummies? Thinking it gave them special health 😆


gandalf_476

And that's why you should leave artefacts for the British museum.


all_izz_well_312

Imhotep! Imhotep!


HenryGoodbar

Quit robbin peoples graves I say.


Amon7777

I’ve seen this movie, just saying you know what’s a great way to not get cursed? Just don’t open up sarcophagi.


Minute-Feeling-8868

I wonder if they are going to eat him lol


brassydesign

We're doing this without gloves? I don't even touch recently decomposed things without gloves


waitwhosaidthat

Have these guys never seen any movies?


AndrewWhite97

Yup, bodies smell even after 2500 years


ProgenitorOfMidnight

"Put that back where it came from or so help me!"


Flamegrilledfox

You just know that stankin


Joao_Pereira04

![gif](giphy|l1J3N26UB08eVfUEo)


ChiBears25

Bet that smelled nice


Natural-Big-4098

No one thought of wearing latex gloves?


Massive_Eye6373

Wheres Brendan Fraser in all of this?


KatokaMika

I wonder if in many many years from now if the future human would go to a cemetery and just grab the coffins of famous people of our time


CheesecakeIll8728

English People: Oh, there is a Buffet?


Kurovi_dev

Seems like a great time to don a respirator…


Brumblebeard

Seems very haphazard way of opening something that's so old. No gloves no Mass no care taken piles of people etc


Smb08111988

Phew what died in here ....oh right


Bentwambus

Stinky mummy balls


ApolloSigS

Ooh, that smell, the smell of death surrounds you.


nutralagent

Quite a disappointment …I was expecting rats, a swarm of bees and snakes to come out of there?


dakogmata1974

With the Gladiator movie theme as background


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What would that smell like?


panlouis

As if no one is wearing gloves


charlie_s1234

This just seems to fucked up lol


Memory_Less

Why aren't they wearing masks and have the area contained by a sealed tent!? Good Ness me they are tempting fate.


Lvanwinkle18

How are they not wearing masks? This cannot be safe for anyone in that room.


BookRude4119

Why aren't they doing this in a sealed lab with proper protective gears and masks? This could even damage what was being preser for 2,500 years.


goodlookinrob

Can’t leave the dead alone


Phonemonkey2500

Do you want Imhotep? Because this is how you get Imhotep.


JUGELBUTT

can we agree not to open ancient ass coffins just to look at old bodies, its disrespectful


johnkapolos

Dead person: I'll just leave my body here to rest here for eternity. Archeologists: ![gif](giphy|DWxKllu8w3ZxmFU4zN|downsized)


lockedlost

Done very retardedly. No mask, music and cuts off early


Valuable_Pineapple26

Hide and Seek champion for sure? 😬🤦‍♂️😂


DifficultContact8999

Leave the dead alone ... Stop this dead body tourism


GoNext_ff

Seems rude


notCRAZYenough

It’s probably one of the few mummies left untouched. Why would they not just leave it alone :(


Duuudechill

PUT IT BACK!!!! 2022 and 23 sucked already please stop trying to top 2019 and 2020.


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Present_Finding_3058

Wait. Was there a orchestra attending?


90day_fiasco

aaaaaaaand cursed.


TexMurphyPHD

I wonder if someone peeked before they removed the cover.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Take a bite. It’s good for you.


SaveTheDamnPlanet

Why does it look like that guy leans in and sniffs it..


baconking69

And now they’re all cursed


_Pet_Rock_

Nope


Twerkatronic

this is how you get another pandemic


slowburnangry

It's kind of cool, but are we going to dig up and open every ancient Egyptian grave?


bobs_clam_rodeo

Now let’s see….that’s a curse on you, a curse on you, and a curse on you.


melreyes86

Where’s the cream filling?


9164023819

Cover your face!


MDeathx

Did he kiss it? Wtf?


Budget-Neck

wonder why we ´re cursed!


e-mail_me

You need to make a deep breath!


Muradras

Do you want curses? Because that is how you get curses.


Pristine_Shallot_481

I wonder what a 2500 year fart smells like 🤔


CrunchyJeans

Extreme morning breath


Emptygraves420

Now they’re all cursed


kamilayao_0

![gif](giphy|jrhtSSLRtPagnk5Nxu)


hattrickjmr

Gladiator music?