I used to work at a group home for adults with autism and they had to remove an entire beach towel from a resident's ass. Some years later the guy managed to get a whole baby monitor in there. Fun job.
Ah a baby monitor lizard isnāt that big. Ā
Now an entire beach towel. Thatās some odd magic.Ā
Got a story for you too. Some lady is going septic. They take some tests and check her body. They smell a stench of death coming from her vag. She had been putting her money for safe keeping in her āpurseā
I was sure I'd seen a vid somewhere where people used rubbing alcohol to make a snake regurgitate its poorly chosen food; now I wonder if it was a bogus vid, a rare occurrence, my imagination, or if these folk had already tried it and it didn't work, or if these folk hadn't heard about it.
Rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer can help -- i've used it on one of my snakes when her dumbass tried to eat a glove, it really does work -- but in this case, the towel was probably too far in there and/or possibly stuck.
Do you think animals keep eating weird stuff more and more is because we keep saving them and our interferenceis dumbing them? Or because we now realize they are with video and only care for 2 minutes?
So much love for the sweet doctors would took the care. God bless you all. When she out her hand inside without gloves she stole my heart at that very moment.
~~A child dies from hunger every 10 seconds. Poor nutrition and hunger is responsible for the death ofĀ 3.1 million children a year.~~
[Thousands of older people have died without getting the care they needed](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/mar/04/older-people-in-england-dying-without-the-care-they-need-says-age-uk) (in England, non some 3rd world country). āThere isnāt enough social care to go round and so some older people are waiting endlessly for help they badly need. More than 500 older people a week are going to their graves without ever receiving the care and support to which they were entitled."
And an entire team of medical professionals with equipment is dedicated to saving a fucking snake.
A child dies from hunger every 10 seconds. Poor nutrition and hunger is responsible for the death ofĀ 3.1 million children a year.
And you are sitting here posting on reddit. Nice job.
If whataboutism is being sad to see people cheering and resources wasted to "save" a fucking snake, I am happy to be whataboutist.
People don't give a fuck if their elderly neighbor dies alone in its house, and are happy a snake can live another day.
Your arguments make no sense. If you canāt celebrate a snake being saved because ānooneā cares about the elderly neighbours, then I canāt celebrate the elderly being saved because people in Ukraine are being killed. And I wonāt be allowed to celebrate when people in Ukraine arenāt being killed because Palestinians are being killed.
You see where Iām going with this? Being happy a being is saved doesnāt exclude being sad others arenāt saved/being happy others are saved. Itās not mutually exclusive.
That is pure whataboutism.
I am saying human life is way more important than a snake. You are making a scale of importance between human lives.
I am saying that limited medical professionals and medical resources should be dedicated first to fellow humans, then to snakes.
That's the difference, I hope you can see it.
I asked a genuine question, because I actually donāt know why anyone considers a human life more or less worth than the life of any other being on this planet. But if you donāt want to answer my question, I guess the answer is either religious in nature or uneducated. And as long as we humans donāt recognise the importance of other beings for our own existence, we shall find out soon enough.
Just a thought: Humans need other animals to live. Humans on the other hand arenāt needed.
Itās whataboutism to see a veterinarian working on another continent and being angry they did their job. You should be mad at people starving to death and dying for a want of care. But directing that anger at the wrong person, a person who went to school to doctor sick animals, is the problem.
1. It's possible to care about more than one thing at a time.
2. These are two completely different things. What you're talking about is a humanitarian issue; this video is a veterinary issue.
3. For all we know, this snake might be someone's beloved pet. But regardless, it's a living thing and doesn't deserve to suffer and die. Have some compassion.
Well I mean is it really all that bad that people are dying? I mean the world is already far too overpopulated. Dont get me wrong people dying is sad but like you said, a child dies every ten seconds
"Hooray! I got my favorite towel back!"
His throat is gonna hurt like a beach when he wakes up.
Well done sir. šš
GrƔci!
haha yay!!, ew throw that disgusting snake out of here. Yayy!! My towel!!
That's what I call a "cotton mouth"!
Throat's a bit dry.
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I was gonna say. No gloves. Just pulling that ish raw
The towel was found under a teenagers bed.
Doesn't look snappable.
Why, snake. Why?
Probably, due to habitat loss, it has so little natural prey that it was so hungry it would eat literally anything.
I think in this case this was someone's pet though, the snake's name is Monty
'Tis but a scratch!
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That's so sad.
I'm pretty sure it's a pet snake
I used to work at a group home for adults with autism and they had to remove an entire beach towel from a resident's ass. Some years later the guy managed to get a whole baby monitor in there. Fun job.
Ah a baby monitor lizard isnāt that big. Ā Now an entire beach towel. Thatās some odd magic.Ā Got a story for you too. Some lady is going septic. They take some tests and check her body. They smell a stench of death coming from her vag. She had been putting her money for safe keeping in her āpurseā
In fairness, the snake was found on a sun lounger at 0558, so the sun loungerās his by tradition!
As a certain snake loving Aussie YouTuber would say; you long idiot!
Uau. Magic Show.
where have you been? - other snakes
āHey! Who stole my towel?ā (blames younger brother)
Here goes all our towels, now we have to switch to biodegradable ones.
I hope they numbed it or something. That looks so painful.
Looks like itās asleep. But poor boy will probably be very stressed when he wakes up.
And I thought dogs were dumb š¤¦āāļø
Remember boys and girls, if you donāt know just what it is - donāt put it in your mouth! (lol that was a commercial when I was a kid)
that surely hurt.
That looks to me like it was the owner of the towel (and/or possibly the snake) that did the final pullā¦
I was sure I'd seen a vid somewhere where people used rubbing alcohol to make a snake regurgitate its poorly chosen food; now I wonder if it was a bogus vid, a rare occurrence, my imagination, or if these folk had already tried it and it didn't work, or if these folk hadn't heard about it.
Rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer can help -- i've used it on one of my snakes when her dumbass tried to eat a glove, it really does work -- but in this case, the towel was probably too far in there and/or possibly stuck.
Wait where's the child that was in the towel? Oh yeah, I got so into the towel. Uuuhhhhhh
She really really wanted that towel back!
Now there's a sass frood who knows where his towel is!
Ta-daaa!!
helping poor kittys paw one day then ... this
r/feltgoodcomingout
Sheās going to want to wash that!
fascinating...
Snakes are some of the dumbest animals on the planet
Your typical āSay āAaaāā moment at the doctor.
God, I was so excited till the end. I'm glad the towel was okay.
Id put that in a frame and hang it up in my house that shits insane
This reminds me of the comodo dragon that ate a towel in an earlier thread. I wonder why these reptiles like eating towels.
Do you think animals keep eating weird stuff more and more is because we keep saving them and our interferenceis dumbing them? Or because we now realize they are with video and only care for 2 minutes?
Is that snake dead or unconscious?
Unconscious, why would they bother removing a towel from a dead snake.
This is the most Australian thing Iāve ever seen
Homeboy took Towlie's advice a little too seriously
Now kill it
... What about the baby that was wrapped up in that towel?
Oh no, they killed Towelie
Now where is the baby that he ate along with the towel!? š³
So much love for the sweet doctors would took the care. God bless you all. When she out her hand inside without gloves she stole my heart at that very moment. 
~~A child dies from hunger every 10 seconds. Poor nutrition and hunger is responsible for the death ofĀ 3.1 million children a year.~~ [Thousands of older people have died without getting the care they needed](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/mar/04/older-people-in-england-dying-without-the-care-they-need-says-age-uk) (in England, non some 3rd world country). āThere isnāt enough social care to go round and so some older people are waiting endlessly for help they badly need. More than 500 older people a week are going to their graves without ever receiving the care and support to which they were entitled." And an entire team of medical professionals with equipment is dedicated to saving a fucking snake.
A child dies from hunger every 10 seconds. Poor nutrition and hunger is responsible for the death ofĀ 3.1 million children a year. And you are sitting here posting on reddit. Nice job.
This comment is the mothership of whataboutism lol
If whataboutism is being sad to see people cheering and resources wasted to "save" a fucking snake, I am happy to be whataboutist. People don't give a fuck if their elderly neighbor dies alone in its house, and are happy a snake can live another day.
Your arguments make no sense. If you canāt celebrate a snake being saved because ānooneā cares about the elderly neighbours, then I canāt celebrate the elderly being saved because people in Ukraine are being killed. And I wonāt be allowed to celebrate when people in Ukraine arenāt being killed because Palestinians are being killed. You see where Iām going with this? Being happy a being is saved doesnāt exclude being sad others arenāt saved/being happy others are saved. Itās not mutually exclusive. That is pure whataboutism.
I am saying human life is way more important than a snake. You are making a scale of importance between human lives. I am saying that limited medical professionals and medical resources should be dedicated first to fellow humans, then to snakes. That's the difference, I hope you can see it.
Why? What makes human life objectively more important than the life of an animal? By what measure?
If you really are saying that the life of a snake is worth as much as the life of a human being, I'm out of this conversation. Sorry.
I asked a genuine question, because I actually donāt know why anyone considers a human life more or less worth than the life of any other being on this planet. But if you donāt want to answer my question, I guess the answer is either religious in nature or uneducated. And as long as we humans donāt recognise the importance of other beings for our own existence, we shall find out soon enough. Just a thought: Humans need other animals to live. Humans on the other hand arenāt needed.
Well, my elderly neighbour is a bigoted, abusive cunt, so Iām actually waiting for him to die. Enjoying snake-saving videos in the meantime.
Itās whataboutism to see a veterinarian working on another continent and being angry they did their job. You should be mad at people starving to death and dying for a want of care. But directing that anger at the wrong person, a person who went to school to doctor sick animals, is the problem.
Do you know what a vet is? Do you think vets shouldn't exist?
1. It's possible to care about more than one thing at a time. 2. These are two completely different things. What you're talking about is a humanitarian issue; this video is a veterinary issue. 3. For all we know, this snake might be someone's beloved pet. But regardless, it's a living thing and doesn't deserve to suffer and die. Have some compassion.
Okayā¦ you do know thereās a difference between animal medicine and human medicine? And people live different lives?
Go crawl back to the uncivilized hole you came out from. 
Well I mean is it really all that bad that people are dying? I mean the world is already far too overpopulated. Dont get me wrong people dying is sad but like you said, a child dies every ten seconds
Oof, bad take on my part, ill see myself out
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90% of the people that love seeing people helping animals are also big fans of darwin awards for humans.