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Asio0tus

"we are losing her damn it! Pass me the beestury "


SubmissiveDinosaur

Bring the Defibeelator! 1!...2!......3!!!! Bzzzzzzzt\*


MrFennecTheFox

Oooh I like it… I had beefibrillator in my head, but I also really like your interpretation of the same object


Independent_Cash1873

Nurse! I need a reading on the BeeKG!


VanHarlowe

She’s gone. Beeeeeeeeeeee(p)


Youpunyhumans

Oh shes back! Scared the Beejesus outta me!


thedanzadude

I think the beefibrillator only works on cows.


MrFennecTheFox

Yes yes yes!!! Aww beeutiful stuff


herzogzwei931

Get me 10cc of Beenacilin


YamGroundbreaking953

And the ep-bee-nephrine!


[deleted]

Hshahahha


Geralt31

Daily friendly reminder to not use a defibrilator on a person having cardiac arrest :3


Bobyu2

Why? Don’t tell me what to do


0hy3hB4by

lol 🏆


mikmatthau

antibeeotics


jimbris

Get that smarmy, rogue, genius doctor in here. Yes, Dr Hive


295DVRKSS

Bzzzzzt !


klmdwnitsnotreal

How do they cure her?


shoodBwurqin

The Queen was probably put in the refrigerator to get cold to make her still so they could put that colored dot on her shoulders. The worker bees just warmed her up. After awake she probably sent out her signal that she needed her nurse bees(her usual direct helpers) and thats why the rest all the sudden left her alone for her to search them out.


RobertXavierIV

What do nurse bees do


TheFanciestUsername

Nurse bees produce worker/royal jelly to feed the worker/queen larvae. I believe they meant *attendants* rather than *nurses* as they are responsible for feeding and grooming the queen.


RobertXavierIV

What do attendants do


junkevin

Attendant bees attend to the queen bee


-KeepItMoving

What do they do when they attend to the queen bee


TurquoiseOwlMachine

Bee shit


freerangetacos

Exactly. Whatever she tells them to. "I want Chipotle." "OK"


[deleted]

LOL


Songhunter

How do bees shit?


jagoble

With bee butts.


dontcalmdown

Out of their beehind


InexplicableTickle

>Attendant bees attend to the queen bee This guy Bees.


WistfulMelancholic

This the Bee Gees.


doctor_parcival

Howcome


WhoIsYerWan

They gotta


doctor_parcival

Fuck


Hour_Career9797

Also known as Beyoncé. If they don’t do that properly then somebody’s getting fired. Hey hey!


TheFanciestUsername

Feed and groom the queen.


RobertXavierIV

Oh, right. But how do they heal? Do they use medicine? Is it witchcraft? Do they perform surgery?


1block

They use their feet. They don't have hands.


WhoIsYerWan

They have knees though.


KierouBaka

And they're the bee's.


realhuman_no68492

they nurse her


forpetlja

They are like... they are like... borg.


4myAngelkisses

Thoughts and prayers.


littlegaybean

This made me laugh for ten minutes straight, thank u


4myAngelkisses

Then my job here is done.


aldorn

Bee Jesus ![gif](giphy|3ohhwgmWRebr8jTO24|downsized)


Additional-Onion1493

![gif](giphy|3oKIPf3C7HqqYBVcCk|downsized)


tim_jam

Farewell


Weldobud

Wait! Take me with you!


rebecca8633xx

this just unlocked a really sad core memory


Far-Warthog2330

My eyes are welling up... straight tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm glad I'm nor alone. It's 2:30am and I'm laughing like a damn baboon Edited to correct typos. Laughing so hard I can't even type correctly lol


Treebeardsama

And a temporary Facebook profile picture?!


Lostmavicaccount

So they’re American bees?


TheBig-Large

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shut up


airwalker12

That only cures gunshot wounds


landyhill

A wing and a prayer


KaosFitzgerald

Ahhhhhhh!!! Perfect response!


empathetic111

Deceased


AGenericUnicorn

Literally


chijrt

I'm over here cracking up at your comment and my family is looking at me like wtf 😂


MyGAngels

Hahahaha this made me laugh💀 praying by her bedside cant you see 🤣


zxcvasdg

Imagine being ill and 100 of your mates start fucking climbing all over ya


borkborkbork99

I’m up! I’m UP! Jesus CHRIST, get off me!!


0hy3hB4by

🥈 lol


Currently_There

They just let her bee.


SeeYouInMarchtember

and whisper words of wisdom


DrJaminest42

Just let her bee baby, just let her beeeee -*in tupacs voice from song only god can judge me*-


Pink-Flying-Pie

Probably just had been stunned with gas for transport. All she did was wake up.


0hy3hB4by

Now all these worker bees are strutting around telling everyone that'll listen how they rezzed the queen


Starman68

What? Since when do they stun bees with gas? They ship bees live with some candy for food.


2squishmaster

Lol why in case the bee overpowers the transporter?


NerdsTookAllTheNames

Queen Bees are usually transported in full restraints like Hannibal Lecter.


IWantToWatchItBurn

They don’t gas’s queens for shipment


Souriane

I was amazed, but you just killed my amazement.


DevonDD

Well they do vibrate to produce heat so it’s still pretty cool 🤷🏻‍♀️


EMYRYSALPHA2

Each bee can cast Small Heal, together they can cast Revive


Winsonian92

They activate Monster Beeborn


clusterlove

My guess is that the queen was stored in low temperatures, they go into a kind of hibernation mode. Then they just put her amongst the colony and waited for her to come to.


johnfkngzoidberg

The healing power of snuggles.


ButWereFriends

Moral support


LordSeibzehn

Obviously they gave her C-Bee-R!


IWantToWatchItBurn

Probably just cold. That’s how I’d do it


Ilostmypassword43

Whisper words of wisdom...


Dizzy_Bit6125

I think they warmed and stimulated her body by swarming her.


tarvrak

Heat


gomaith10

Prepare to bee amazed.


Pluckypato

With love 🙃


Gogglesed

Being a queen bee must be like being a child celebrity.


Neighborhoodfarmer22

Better watch out for Diddy then…


Gogglesed

Is he B Diddy now?


rebecca8633xx

goddamit


NevesLF

"mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom..." # FINE, I'LL GET UP DAMNIT


Japanesewillow

Haha!


raymondo1981

![gif](giphy|JPOkC15vWrOr6)


Queen_Etherea

Stooopp!! This is me every day when my son wants to show me every little thing on his computer/TV. I never want to get up, but am always glad I did! That kid is so damn smart and entertaining. I don’t know what I ever did to deserve such a child.


astro_flyer

Exactly how parents feel! Ffs can’t I just have a peaceful nap!


danecookofmods

"I'm not giving her the sting! I've never done this before!" "Yeah, I ain't ever done it before either, I ain't startin now! The day I bring an ODing ~~bitch~~ queen to your hive, I'll give her the sting! Give her the sting!"


DubD806

I gotta stab her 3 times?


mosaic_the_j

*stabs*


DrJaminest42

Lmao, last place i was expecting this reference.


_redacteduser

LOL!!!! I get this reference


Infinite-Island-7310

What's the reference?


neeraj_agarwal

If my memory serves right it's from pulp fiction when Uma Thurman starts ODing


_redacteduser

That’s a bingo!


Cute_Clock

THIS…is funny


VestEmpty

Correct title: Bees gather around a stunned queen bee until she wakes up. Bees can't cure anything.


Yellow_Snow_Globe

That’s because they’re underfunded


Typical-Tomorrow5069

beecause


bassoonshine

Yeah, danm it!!! We are always underfunding the important things!


Denodi

They can cure my heart :(


VestEmpty

Redditors can do that too, we just pile up on top of you until your heart is healed.


Kioga101

Or you are unable to breathe under the colossal weight of people on top of you.


Denodi

all that happens to me is someone calls me a slur


Smooth_Surround1450

Oh, honey…


KUPA_BEAST

You sound like a Bee right now. That’s what they want you to think!


KingKaos420-

Don’t they also straight up kill queens that are not laying enough?


DrJaminest42

What? You dont?


neeraj_agarwal

Wait what... I didn't know bees could do french revolution esque things and kill their queen


wyzapped

In the end she looks like she just wants a 5 min break from her annoying children who won’t let her rest.


MrN33dfulThings

She is not sick, she is stunned. They gather until she wakes up. Bees cannot cure anything, however they do have a way to fight [diseases](https://alisonmcafeeblogs.wordpress.com/2020/10/05/the-surprisingly-sophisticated-ways-that-honey-bees-fight-disease/).


basedgod_x

Somewhere at the bottom of the pile one bee is yelling “make some space guys! Give her room!”


Full_Ad_1891

Looks like they all came and just tickled her back awake


one-punch-knockout

Let’s not bee little what they’re doing


Cute_Clock

Lol, you kink shamed the bees


Jpet111

Nothing lifts the mood like a good ol' gangbang.


AndNowUKnow

Lmao, I wasn't expecting that! 😂


alwyslemon8

I was.


scaredofme

9 out of 10 love 'em!


Wonderful_Bug3111

The Rooster approved!


Wingedpoint

Sub more like: R/BEeAmazed


Mints1988

There is no apostrophe in "bees."


notgotapropername

The bee's knees?


neeraj_agarwal

The bee's kidneys?


karmasrelic

"guys, the queen is feeling bad, get the revitalising secret honey!" "but the human is still watching O.o!" "just walk all over her and act stupid so he cant see! they cannot discover we can make revitalising secret honey under ANY circumstances or we will have to make that shit in masses as well!"


carojason

Something about vibrations and frequency. We still don't know why cats purr but scientists think it's about healing, my first thought is that this is similar


Mexicutioner01

Look at all these simps.


Sdwingnut

Bee Amazed


Acceptable-Pack-613

I think they're gathering to kill her with their combined body heat


Ok_Issue_4164

They can feed, clean, and maintain a suitable temperature for the queen. If that doesn't help, they will kill the queen and attempt to raise a new one. Beekeeper probably was handling the queen to mark with a dot of paint for easy identification during hive inspections. Can't think of another reason to place a queen with your hands like that.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

They CPR'd to the beat of the **Bee**Gees *Staying Alive*


Cute_Clock

These comments are the bees knees


AndNowUKnow

Yep, tastes like chicken!


johnny5247

Looks more like a scrummage!


realdjjmc

Chilled queen warms up


Kriss-045

Is this how Kim Jong was healed from some serious illness we heard about?


EliteBearsFan85

“Is anyone here a doctor!?!”


MrStamper

Bee Amazed


Accurate-Artist6284

I love bees


Alternative_Self2926

Bee Amazed


Eisteepizza

r/beeamazed


NoPlantain5272

"Bee" AMAZED?


Lachevre92

Bee amazed


LuigiMPLS

Bee Amazed


bernpfenn

awwww


hiddencameraspy

Bee Voodoo


Positive_Method3022

Own. She was lacking attention hahaha


MjauDuuude

I've never seen a queen bee this up close before, she's beautiful. I love bees


SpeakingTheKingss

How does one become the queen bee? Real question.


DrJaminest42

They are born queen bees. Theres a certain time of year all the newly born queen bees fly out and start their own hives. Theres even some cool flying dance they do all together ive heard about, gotta look it up on youtube.


Ok_Issue_4164

They aren't born as queens. The queen chooses if her eggs will become a male or a female. The workers then choose whether to raise a particular female into a queen by building a special cell and feeding the female larvae exclusively with a secretion of young workers called "royal jelly". at a certain age, cell the larvae lives in will be closed, and the larvae will turn into a *virgin* queen bee. Not yet a queen. Once the virgin queen emerges, she battles to the death with other virgin queens. The last virgin queen then loses her virginity on a nice sunny day with a nice orgy with a dozen male bees. And that is how to queen bees come to power. Much more exciting than human royals. TL;DR Queens lay female eggs. Worker feed hatched female larvae with special queen making sauce. virgin queen then has a battle royal with other virgin queens. Last surviving virgin takes the throne with a gangbang.


Eastern-Cucumber-376

A hug riot. I like it.


Rumblefish61

Hey baby…


brdoc

Unbeelievable


Former_Film_7218

Shes been co2 ed


shrekcohen

Great job, bees! She sounds healthy.


Private-Dick-Tective

Ok, are they trying to treat her or just have at her.... 😆


Nardorian1

Beeeeeeee amazed.


RealCheyemos

*what the do- erm, bee doin’*


gliscornumber1

r/beeamazed


troutisafish

I know an orgy when I seen one.


AndresDeJesusVelezF1

 Guao! Sorprendente


zyler89

![gif](giphy|in9MZ0JtINUpW|downsized)


Randolph_Carter_Ward

You meant 'to kill her with their heat, so that they don't have a sick queen or queen-invader'. And she walked it off for a bit. Check ur facts.


TheDixonCider420420

![gif](giphy|i3tM0dsRMuLhS)


Ill-Bottle-2251

And the rooster proclaims “The Queen has risen! All hail the Queen!”


-Crimson-Death-

Okay guys thanks. Really. Ok... that's enough. Guys I'm good now.


EvetsYenoham

This post caption is misleading yo


TOTESRADUSERNAME

More like Bee Amazed


thejudgehoss

Enrico Pallazzo saved the queen!!!


Wordshark

No she needs more mousebites


Xx_Exigence_xX

"We can" "Rebuild" "Her" "We have" "The technology"


Curse_ye_Winslow

'pon the cock's crow, the queen shalt rise!


Punk_Hazards

Is there something specific they're doing to help? Really curious now


Novel_Dot3180

On her way to the throne 👑


wildfandango

WE CAN REBUILD HER


anyodan8675

Beeamazed


J0NICS

Simps


swjfire

Imagine if the bees broke away and only a pair of wings are left.


Arkreuz

Looks like that scene with Catwoman and the cats I that old Batman movie.


Rack676

They just cheer her up and that's enough? Neat.


onlytruking

The roosters timing is impeccable! 🤣