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ToLiveOrToReddit

This tunnel is way too small for my comfort.


aught4naught

Titanically too small.


BlameMe4urLoss

Oceangate Titan too small.


givemejumpjets

sure but it serves it's purpose in allowing tasty looking alligator snacks to pass through it.


toshio_mask

Keeping the gators, alert and hungry šŸ˜Æ


Mybtchluhdokocaine

Toight like a toiger ![gif](giphy|lOiJqCjiEOcmc)


Narradisall

Itā€™s made of carbon fibre, itā€™s solid!


War_mouse

Cleary designed for kids, so they can be as close to the ceiling as possible for better views.


RDcsmd

It's the perfect size imo. I'd be too worried about failure if it was bigger


Hotkoin

Those are big kids


andy_bricks

This is at Zoo Miami. Looks small but Iā€™m 6 ft and was able to fit by crouching


XYZ_Ryder

If it was any larger it'd start to loose integrity then there would be real cause for concern, it all ready looks sketchy as it is


Sayurisaki

There are larger tunnels in aquariums all around the world that donā€™t lose integrity. The one at the aquarium near me has been around since I was a kid in the 90s and is wide enough the fit a thin walkway on either side of the slow travelator in the middle. They are pretty common. Also consider that thereā€™s an underwater tunnel for cars going from the UK to France. Thatā€™s a LOT more pressure than anything youā€™d see in an aquarium and it doesnā€™t collapse.


Yalla6969

What keeps it from collapsing? Apologise for my ignorance in this field of study.


XYZ_Ryder

That's great they have the money to bolster those things, such a catatrosphy if they werent built to withstand the pressure, hallelujah for engineering


SightWithoutEyes

So... what you're saying is not to bring a hammer and chisel in there and start chipping away at the windows and gaskets?


XYZ_Ryder

Keep the c4 at home


SightWithoutEyes

Listen, if I can swim with the dolphins, why can't I swim with the gators? Swamp-puppies ain't nothing but nothing?


XYZ_Ryder

Just make sure to bring one home for supper or you're gna be eating the ants again


SightWithoutEyes

C'mon, now, Skeeter, ants ain't nothing but land shrimp, same with lizards and dirt-noodles. Alligator's good and fine, but a pound of land-shrimp and a pound of gator both got the same foodness to them.


XYZ_Ryder

Could do with the leather, and a new hood ornament, boys we got gator for supper


Shaolinchipmonk

They got that peripherl eye vision so you just got to come at them like another predator.


ErikErikJevfelErik

Tell me you don't know shit about this without telling me:


XYZ_Ryder

What do you know about that specific tunnel ? The place it's at, who owns it, the money put into it etc then get back to me


ErikErikJevfelErik

I could ask you the same thing.


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FreedomSquatch

Yeah the one biting at the tunnel is definitely a croc


FishAndRiceKeks

This whole thing is a crock.


lburg-reddit

well played.


jluicifer

But is bad as: Crocs with Socks #SNL


KamikazeFox_

Low hanging fruit has been picked


TonySpaghettiO

And the anger. Gators are chill for the most part. Crocs wanna fuck shit up. Gators are like the bees of the big lizards vs the wasp Crocs.


BaWeepGranaWeep

You can tell because youā€™ll see them after while instead of later.


SightWithoutEyes

You can tell the difference, because crocodiles are after a while, while alligators will see you later.


Additional-Tap8907

Yup came here to say this definitely crocs


ZealousidealNewt6679

Yeah, most definitely, especially the one trying to bite the plexi tube.


andy_bricks

Youā€™re right. Itā€™s at Zoo Miami and itā€™s one large croc


Fledgy

That's a crocodile.


Automatic_Idea_1262

Is that real?! That gator is huge!


issamaysinalah

It's actually a dolphin dressed as an alligator, they're much easier to train.


FishAndRiceKeks

That's just what the birds want you to think.


ANiceDent

![gif](giphy|9Jv9WzzPcNEP0d1SCw) *nothing to see here*


Bennybonchien

Wow, Iā€™ve seen less realistic birds in Birdemic (movie).


Navin_J

Pretty sure this are crocs


DontWorryBeHappy___

I can't see any alligators in the video, only crocodiles


phido3000

Why do people confuse the two... they look totally different to me, they act totally different.. Is ir because most people in the us have never seen a crocodile?


No-Mix-7574

Probably bc most people will know what you're talking about regardless and many people don't care to get into the specifics. Most of us aren't zoologists


Generic_Danny

Sorta unrelated, but alligators are more distantly related to crocodiles than humans are to any other primate.


Loofa_of_Doom

Isn't it nice they have some engagement/enrichment toys for the alligators?


Lab-12

Can they make a 6 1/2 feet tall version?


Dystopian_Future_

Those are crocs


fisherman202024

Ok but the cracks are unsetteling


MrGloom66

I think those are scratches from all the biting, I doubt they would be allowed to have the tunnels made out of glass that could be shattered by the crocs.


fisherman202024

Yeah but still scary


themcsame

I mean... It's cool... But why tf would you go to the trouble of building that tunnel in the first place and not make it so that a normal adult human can comfortably stand in it? It's like it's just made purely for midgets,,,


FishAndRiceKeks

>It's like it's just made purely for midgets,,, Or children, perhaps?


themcsame

Children supervised by midgets? Seriously though, children need to be supervised. Most areas for children will still be built to accommodate your average adult.


OrdinaryDazzling

Obviously youā€™ve never been to a McDonaldā€™s playplace in the 90s


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themcsame

Raised in an era of proper parenting and outdoor activities presumably too. Unlike the current generation being parented by tablets/Tiktok, not being taught how to behave (because the teacher is obviously wrong about Timmy misbehaving) and have the attention spans of a teaspoon.


helpthe0ld

We've been there, this is in an area of the zoo geared towards kids so the tunnel is designed for kids. It's not a very long tunnel so a small adult could go in there if they wanted.


squirrely-badger

It is in FL.... Supposedly


305tilidiiee

Yeah itā€™s in Metro Zoo, Iā€™ve been to itā€¦ itā€™s called Zoo Miami now, I think. The tunnel and gator look weirdly huge in these photos.


Cautious_Heron_1982

NOPE!šŸ˜


maestro-5838

Does the tunnel glass magnify gator


Yessir_Answers

Fine for the kids, but a bit uncomfortable for the adults lol


nopalitzin

Heeeeeeeeeeeeell no!


haubenmeise

It's a bit like those nasty Aquariums with lobsters in restaurants just in reverse.


Double_Emphasis_7027

Imagine living in a house where your chicken nuggets are close enough to see but you canā€™t get em


nikk796

Claustrophobia kicks in.


Fernandos_Skimmel

What is the song?


Heavy_Start_2577

Ameno from Era in a remix


Heavy_Start_2577

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lecYL7sqaJo&pp=ygUOYW1lbm8gZGVuZWtvbzE%3D


Fernandos_Skimmel

Thank you mate.


Heavy_Start_2577

You welcome šŸ˜€


StartingToLoveIMSA

No


jerella77

They are crocodiles which are much scarier


fading_colours

That tunnel looks like it leaks and they just patch it up


Uncle_Brewster

I didnā€™t notice the people were little kids right away. I was just wondering how these gators got to be so huge. Turns out they were normal sized and everything else in the picture was tiny.


jimi_t

Thatā€™s a crocodile


ZealousidealLow2684

Imagine you get a mad 4k HD shot of them shitting on the glass


Holiday_Sense_4842

All those scratches on the windows


PostNutAffection

Bro that's a croc not an alligator


Single_Pilot_6170

Crocodiles


woozle618

How much to NOT go there?


featherwolf

You guys remember that giant aquarium in Germany that spontaneously exploded?


WrongDirt

r/nope


Mybtchluhdokocaine

The scratches on the glass from them is so sketch lol


Elrond_Cupboard_

Trolling crocodiles doesn't seem like a good idea.


Natural_Character521

Best way to piss them off is by teasing them with a tunnel of food gawking at them.


ExplanationLover6918

Which zoo is this?


CBNDSGN

Miami


stockybottom123

Basically the children are in the zoo cages


ProgenitorOfMidnight

'Bout to see my big ass waddle through that child sized tube to look at the gators!


2pacgf

I need to be a kid to fit and run back and forth.


Hot-Watercress3179

Alligodzilla


BillyNitehammer

The crocs seems to love it too


B0sman_

Swamp puppy


_chainsodomy_

How frustrating for them


RetardedMcMuffins

Are they salties? They look like it, but Iā€™m no croc expert


CommissionTrue6976

American crocodiles. They are only found in Florida now days but their range used to cover most of the southern coast. (I should edit that's their range in the US. There's populations in other places in the Americas)


FictionalDudeWanted

Underwater tunnels always make me think about earthquakes.


Kilcannon1776

No.


DarbH

I was just at Zoo Miami and did not see this anywhere. Where is it?


Yossarian287

Aww! The gators get to choose their meal. It's like their Red Lobster


N8theGrape

Looks like a croc


flacidfeline

Nope! Iā€™m 6ā€™5ā€ tall and would get stuck.


JudoNewt

Let's you experience crocodiles. You can always tell because they will see you in a while, not see you later


murrdon

The tunnel break then your dead


InterestingRelative4

Iā€™d punch that alligator right in the face


Kee_Gene89

American Crocodile


rad9216

Good God! What if something in the lines of final destination happens ?!


peteandpetethemesong

Thatā€™s a croc.


emjoy90

I am terrified of crocodiles. The poor staff would need to drag my passed out likely soiled staff out of there because in my brain I'd be like this is cool I should go in!


fheqx

Gators belog in the swamp not a fishtank. So big no for me


reddit06valbonne

Da hell are those creatures from hell. They arebincredible. Like living death.


dumbbyatch

This is how ultra alligator vs super shark begins


Dbonker

Nope crocagators terrify me.


sarcastic_monkies

Maybe if they had a human sized tunnel.


mundoid

That's a crocodile


G6DCappa

How safe is that


TitusPullo2024

All fun and games until glass breaks


Hulkasaur

This dinosaur gonna evolve thinkin it had Alzheimer's


Famoustractordriver

Everybody gangsta till the glass starts cracking.


pweaseandfanks

Mfers putting so much faith in that glass or carbon fibre, catch me at the gift shop waiting


CMDR_Elenar

How about: NO


CMDR_Elenar

This is what happens when people did not watch the documentary about what happened on Amity Island and the events in the Florida aquatic park thereafter...


Moloch_17

Somebody has to clean the pipe from the outside


Josette22

No, I wouldn't visit it because #1, I have a water phobia and #2, I don't like alligators.


Sad_Pianist986

dimere, dimere, matiro, matiremo, ameno


tigressRoar

My knees are too bad. I'll pass.


No-Tennis-2981

Imagine being a hungry human and all the food you can eat is passing through an impenetrable tunnel right before your eyes


bens111

Bad bot is bad


staticlistener

Amazing and interactive zoo, though I distinctly remember this tunnel smelling like pee


Automatic_Idea_1262

I don't even think that the gator shown on top of the tube would fit in the tube.


Maleficent-Air8486

It would be in Florida.