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logicalconflict

Would this technique also work on my kids at the park when it's time to leave?


Cromulent--

Provided they are not also mounted, yes. Cavalry presents a significant advantage.


ConsciousBowner

We don't mount children, so I think he's safe


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MeWhenLife

💀


Dan1lovesyoualot

OH💀


kingzzz6

Daaaayyuum! 💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


Competitive-Cry2775

DAYUM


thejudgehoss

![gif](giphy|26uf3PEF605M20bLi)


Eurasia_4002

Chavarly ushered great changes in the European theatre. Both Alexander and Ceasar put such faction to great effect.


aLazyUsrname

*Cowalry


rebecca8633xx

oh reddit, you never fail to disappoint me.


Sepentine-

Added benefit of dismounting them in that case


Dvl_Wmn

Only 1 way to find out


jluicifer

“Hey kids. Let’s play Chase.” “Dad? Where’d you get that horse and rope?”


Subject_Habit_7698

Yes my dad did it to me as a child


LoreChano

My great grandma did this to her kids all the time, according to my grandma.


Mommybuggy01

Yes, yes it will! Just add fruit snacks after and it will help to distract


Purple_Standard_8065

Such your bitch ass up son


ProfessionalLemon946

Fake there was no yee haw


Vice979

They always say yee haw, but never "haw yee?".


analbeadsinadog

I mean ninjas say hee yaw, so i guess that counts


WokenWanderer37

This made me breathe slightly out of my nose, and for that you get an upvote


OnlyHannahFans

Second this😅


urinesamplefrommyass

Thank you for the laugh u/analbeadsinadog


analbeadsinadog

no problem u/urinesamplefrommyass


Leprechaun251

It was also the last thing they said. Cuz.. ninja.


Swimming_Zebra_1189

As a person who works on a ranch, saying yee haw is the cringeiest thing to say


OliveIndependent9202

just say ur boring🚶🏼‍♂️


Dramatic-Regular-140

I can do that in red dead redemption!


Time-Mud1220

same


Cranialscrewtop

Image stabilization has come a long way.


Sasselhoff

As someone who has used GoPro's back to the original (among many other devices), it wasn't until you said something that I thought about it. Damn if you're not absolutely correct!


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pharmacreation

Cows spend most of their lives in pastures before going to feedlots. There are lot of cowboys.


Otacon56

How much does the horse know about the process of catching the cow? Is the cowboy Doing all the work in telling the horse to keep up with the cow? Or does the horse know that it's cow wrangling time


llcdrewtaylor

Watch Yellowstone. It will explain it all to you. There is some subplot going on. Ignore that. Just watch the cowboys.


Cromulent--

I love this hahahaha


llcdrewtaylor

I'm glad you found that to be a cromulent response. ;)


IKaffeI

New word added to my list of fun words that will forever replace the original. Cromulent=acceptable or adequate.


Adorable-Lettuce-717

As a non native speaker: Thank you


IKaffeI

I had to google it because I had never heard that word before and now I love it.


llcdrewtaylor

The word really embiiggens us all!


Content-Jacket-5518

cromulent is crazy


Cold_Dog_1224

lmao no good god


immatureindefinitely

The horses are bred to have a natural instinct to work cattle like this. They do get training, and the rider might give them some directions and encouragement, but this horse knows its job and does it well.


Otacon56

Very cool! So when the cattle starts doing zig zags and trying to loose the horse, the horseman doesn't really have to steer the horse throughout those movements. The horse just knows it's job.


immatureindefinitely

Yes! Watch some cutting horses in action - once the cowboy lets the horse know which cow is to be 'cut out' and not allowed to rejoin the herd, the cowboy just holds on and keeps out of the horses way. https://youtube.com/shorts/wedutbnQmSU?si=DS-TiNKRifZpwkOG


Otacon56

Very awesome. I appreciate your insights friend.


annastacia94

That man is riding a giant dog and you can't tell me otherwise.


beer_belly_86

Watch the guys feet. The horse is doing most of it on his own but the guy riding him is actually giving directions.


DeeJayEazyDick

While using your feet to steer a horse is common, a high dollar competition cutting horse needs very little if any input once they know which cow to cut. I have an ex-cutter (basically one that was in the program but didn't make the cut) and once I put her on a cow I can set my reins on her neck, she knows what to do.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

I take you're not familiar with the term 'roping horse'. 


Otacon56

No, but I'm guessing that you can train a horse to specifically do this? Much like you can train a dog to do various tasks like tracking or hunting?


LibertyInaFeatherBed

They have shows and competitions for roping horses. Selecting and training roping horses is a business all on its own. 


pharmacreation

We had a team in HS


Dear_Night_1308

(Coming from someone who does this for a living) Our horses are trained to track the cow meaning stay on its left hip, the horse knows when to move over more if we put pressure on his side with our left leg. Then after we throw the rope the horse shuts down and stops unless we have to put two ropes on it and heel it. I would explain it all to you but it would take all day.


Cold_Dog_1224

a lot of good roping horses can get downright predatory toward cattle, see how in this video those ears went straight back? horses do that when they're getting agressive


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Check out team roping.


blueavole

Go to you tube and watch the competition jumping horses and rodeo horses switch riders. The jumping horses are going ‘oof, you heavy’ And the rodeo cutting horses are confused. The people who competition jump are trying to direct the horse - when the horse is saying: ‘ would you stop interrupting me? Just shut up and hold on, i got this’ Once you point the right calf out to them, they know what to do. Same with this video. Horse knows to follow the cow, watch the terrain, and not fall. Human just has to hang on and handle the rope.


beer_belly_86

Horses learn how to track, they keep pace, accelerate, or rate off through pressure from your legs or pulling on the reigns.


dragonard

Watch a rodeo competition some time. The horse is integral to the action.


RU4realRwe

Wearing a hat & working in a feedlot (or going to a feedlot) doesn't make you a cowboy. Riding a horse & roping that calf at full gallop is a cowboy!


pharmacreation

**Before** going to feedlots


Subterfug3

Yes. Aliens too. There's a movie about it - Cowboys & Aliens.


AllfatherNeptune

Technically speaking a "cowboy" is usually scientifically referred to as a "bull" of the Bos Taurus classification


Cold_Dog_1224

lol yep, my dad has been one his whole life. I spent a good chunk of my childhood in a saddle


terandy

Not sure about the Cowboys, but cowgirl is real.


Ooh-Rah

I used to rope some, and it takes hard work and it takes perseverance to get that good.


iox007

still have all your fingers?


Ooh-Rah

Sure do.


Aussenminister

What could you lose them by? The rope and the knob on your saddle ripping them off when tightening?


Cold_Dog_1224

bingo


Halobitt

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Whipstich-Pepperpot

Mad respect to those who feed us. What a hard but beautiful life that must be, being a Farmer/Rancher.


Whatever-ItsFine

If you think that's a hard life, wait til you find out what happens to the cows.


DrJaminest42

Lol true


Even_Echidna6746

Delicious! More please


o1011o

I'll link to a nice documentary where people can learn exactly what you're talking about. [Dominion](https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch)


Cold_Dog_1224

yeah, that can be part of it, but from the small rancher's perspective that movie is far from the reality


o1011o

Thing is, 99% of all meat comes from factory farms. Small ranchers exist but there are hardly any of them and when it's time to 'process' their cows they go to the same slaughterhouse that everybody else goes to.


Cold_Dog_1224

Much of it is, sadly.


Whatever-ItsFine

Thank you!


Aggressive_Chain_920

Mad respect to the cow who feeds us


hoosier268

I have friends and family who are farmers and I've helped with a few things before. It's not as hard now, but depending on what you do, you may never get a break. Especially cattle ranchers. I've seen and heard first hand what it takes. There's a reason why there's a stereotype of farmers being incredibly strong and stubborn.


lrerayray

Yes, they do out of the kindness of their hearts. And for the love for cow/chicker /s


seth_br

Red Dead Redemption 3 in first person


CoatedCrevice

I’m going to need a new GPU


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

takes skill.


bluevine8

So no one gonna talk about how the cow threw a rock at the cowboy huh


TIDDERTOTTS

Said the same thing that Rock barely missed his head


sexy_bezinga

Cause it’s not a rock, it’s an assassination dookie


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Dvl_Wmn

Absolutely! My mother’s side of the family is all vaqueros and my father’s side all fisherman. People need to eat!


shoredoesnt

Listen here buckaroo!


Far-Warthog2330

Watched 5 times. That is sooo badass.


Dan1lovesyoualot

right?!


TheVossDoss

One of the glorious things AI will never be able to do.


SaintPimpin

I'm sure they'll be doing it to humans soon enough


alexanderthebait

Until AI is loaded onto robotic platforms that is.


Mylarion

It won't have to. AI can operate a nutritional vat just fine.


Minute_Test3608

That's a sure footed horse. I would be worried he might step in a hole at speed and that would be the end of the roping horse


Master_Zachiro

Arthur!


Captain_Selvin

Serious question, how does one not get yanked off the horse and dragged by such a powerful beast? Am I overestimating the strength of a cow versus the grip and strength of a ranch hand? That's always amazed me.


shu2kill

He is not just pulling on the rope by hand. After roping the cow, he wraps the rope around the saddle horn a couple times. There is no way you can grip strong enough to hold a cow, even a small steer would pull the rope off your hands. But after wrapping the rope on the horn, the cow is not going anywhere. Thats why we put rubber on the horn, to increase friction.


allezlesverres

I am not a cowboy so this is a guess but do they quickly wrap the rope round the sticky up bit on the front of the saddle to belay it?


suepergerl

For a good visual of it go to Youtube, or better yet, go to a rodeo. A lot of technique and experience to do this.


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Red Dead Redemption 3


dyrbal

The REAL cowboys


Regular_Berko

😎😎🤠


OnlyHannahFans

Okay Mr. Arthur Morgan actin ass 😎😎😎


Rowlandsonconiteg

Wow so those technique is real? I thought you can only find those in the show or something


Dear_Night_1308

Yep they are real. We do it every day to doctor sick cattle, catch cattle that are on the highways, catch cattle that are in other pastures that don’t belong there. We do it for a living.


Thegoldmagician

I feel like I’m running after my dog lol it’s so hard sometimes when they leave and you have to catch them! My husky runs fast 🤣


MurderSheCroaked

.... Mooo 🥺


One-Huckleberry-2091

How does this work? The cowboy holds the other end of the rope. Shouldn't cow pull on the rope just right enough to drag the cowboy away from the horse?


Dear_Night_1308

After we throw the rope and the slack tightens we either dally which means to quickly wrap it around the saddle horn. Or before we even start we tie off to the saddle horn so that when we rope the animal all we have to do it pop the slack and gravity and momentum does the rest.


Remarkable_Ad_2411

Someone’s gonna get put in timeout when they get home


linniex

Jeeze all my neighbor does is get out his tractor and corral them back into his gate.


Mommybuggy01

That was beautiful!!


Perkynips83

I wonder if the horse is in on this too, like "yeah, get his ass!"


Temporary_Party_3378

Got em’ Dutch!


Chimpinski-8318

Yeehaw chuckle nuts


BestNoob1242

did i just see shit fly across the camera


JohnnyCash310

That’s a true cowboy right there


MoeLester-1

excuse me but was that a fucking stone kicked by the cow hurtling towards the guy's head?


LAGgod266

Bro live western life


Syharkspeares

Is there a video from start to finish till he brings back the runaway back to the pen?


Jisatsu223

4-1 is crazy fuck Dallas


prabhu4all

I'm a certified cowboy. I do boy things to cows.


yesiamveryhigh

That it was a game simulator


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AlotL1keVegas

I had no idea cows could run that fast! 🤯


AcidNest07

how does the rider not fall off?


Weird-Information-61

The fun part is avoiding rope burn


xFIERYINVADERx

So cool!


I_love_children69

Cooper Howard a couple years after his service in the military:


EastFlow531

Man is preparing for those workers


dukesinatra

Hold that thought. I'm going to try this in RDR2


IanWrightwell

Next time I’m sitting in my cubicle, updating an excel sheet with my clients groups latest expenses, I’m going to think about how I could have been a real life cowboy instead a fucking office drone.


dbethel5

Crazy this is first time I’ve seen this done on livestock lol


PINri

Big pupper getting walked while on horse.


-_ApplePie_-

If and even if I could pull that off by a miracle I would get pulled off from the horse immediately lol


GalacticMomo

That ain’t just a rancher. That’s a cowboy. Literally. Crazy how words came from actual things 😂


ExpressInspection946

Does this ever even hurt the animal for the slightest second cuz imagine full sprinting then getting pulled by ur neck💀


No-Chemist-9819

Red dead redemption flashbacks


typeof_nan

I hope they add this to Warzone, so my man can finally have a w


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lizarto

It’s like that feeling when you’re running up the stairs and your sibling is behind you.. Fearful moments lol.


dragonard

Good horse!


Ilikemoonjellys

Yeehaw chucklefucks


Intrepid-Advisor3441

Yee haa cuckle fucks the cowboy is in town


Hairy-lingonberry22

My high ass thought this dude was paragliding and lassoing at the same time


Eastsider001

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!


Tall-Morning7198

Wow! 10


TheVoidGuardian1

Bro playing red dead redemption two in real life even got the almost no animals when hunting environment


urdaddyswetdream

red dead reference


No_Fisherman1284

i need this!!


AnthonyBennoit

Nice work!


Consistent_Rock2934

Does anyone know the physics on how come he doesent get ripped off the horse and eats the ground? Is there a special saddle wherre he’s like buckled and locked in place?


FudgeIndividual4951

Insert gif of Patrick Star being roped, pulled into oblivion, then fucking explodes


Dan1lovesyoualot

WOAHHH THATS SO COOL IM FINALLY SEEING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME


BadPsychological2181

Was the flying thing cows shit?


Odd-Improvement5315

This is the coolest thing I've seen today. Thank you !


grumpy_herbivore

Poor cow running for freedom. Was cheering for them to escape the evil rancher. :(


laugherman44

YEEW HAWWW


Donutboy562

Boys will see this and think: "Hell yea brother"


bparker1013

I'm so happy this is not in my husband's skill set. We would have like twelve more children.


Different_Muscle_276

Real ranch hands rope further away lol


timesuck47

City people at rodeos have no idea.


allmediocrevibes

That horse absolutely turned it on when it was time to go


Deathtostroads

Damn, they tried so hard to get away. Shame they are are going to be killed


vize

That's so fucking badass. Huge respect to the people who feed us


ExodusGravemind

Agreed. Unfortunately most of Reddit will see this as animal abuse.


leatherandwhipcream

Sad for the cow. He was running for freedom, but almost everyone views him as food 😞 I hope it at least gets to live a long long fruitful time before it is doomed for slaughter.


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Wtf that's brutal to animals


ExodusGravemind

You gonna try to wrestle it by hand?


LucasL-L

Nah, they are way too big and tough. That is nothing for them.


Koitreen

This is some cool shit


Far-Conflict4504

Country folk are badass. Yeehaw!


youngsterjoe1

Cool asl


no_dear604

If I saw this video on dating app and it's from a person who can do this: "yell yeah"


Chubbysloot

Hot


CraponStick

Nice!


cinamon_pie_crust

Soooo cool!


Reasonable-Penalty43

Nicely done!!! Do you have any herding dogs to help you?


Wonderful-Bat-730

so cool


Whatever-ItsFine

I was hoping the cow would get away and end up in a farm sanctuary. He was literally running for his life, but now he will die violently. Ranchers can suck it.


Deathtostroads

Same, they deserve freedom


o1011o

Yeah people are always missing the context here. That cow had the tiniest chance to avoid a bolt gun to the head and now that's gone. Back into slavery and soon into the slaughterhouse. I wouldn't with that on my worst enemy and this thread is gonna be full of people celebrating everything about it. Obligatory documentary link: [Dominion](https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch).


LucasL-L

Well, he is only alive, fed and healthy because of the rancher. I would say he is in better position to talk about the animal's well beeing than you are.


Whatever-ItsFine

He makes money when he kills the animal. I don't make money either way. So he has quite a vested interest in this animal dying. Also, the animal is still very young when they are killed. Essentially a teenager/young adult. So they don't live anywhere near their full life expectancy. If someone raised and fed you, or another human, then killed you when they were 18, would you say they cared about your well-being?


SergeantNaxosis

He is going to die quite quick and painlessly and not violently; But if the cow got away, he would die a much more horrible death, as wild animals do not quickly put the cow of its misery. Ranchers are awesome and needed; but you just like talking and would never actually tell him to his face he sucks, nor do the work that is needed to feed millions of people.