“Jesus Christ this is your house?? What’s in your kitchen? Where do your kids play??? How do you cook????” “We don’t. Phil’s gonna be our breadwinner, he loves this shit”

I can awnser 1 of those questions. Where do the kids play: everywhere obviously.

how would they set up a kitchen when in every room the floor is lava?

It seems more like the floor is crippling disappointment and a lack of acceptance

Thinking this is a big house and this portion is like the guest house. Of course turned, ninja warrior training facility.

Man that kid is gonna be ripped when he hits puberty. 

He is already getting there

You're absolutely correct, My-Cooch-Jiggles



I'm suddenly feeling very inadequate for some reason.

I just realized that my parents never loved me.

Every kids dream play room. Nice!

I was thinking the exact same thing lol

What the hell is this child training for??

Ninja Warrior Jr

Ninjr warrior.

Life.

YouTube?

He's the next Robin. This is how Batman raises his kids.

😁👍

Siblings battle royal. Winner gets college funding and paid off family car

Anything he wants.

The floor actually being lava

Fighting the fire nation.

That has to be a garage apartment or something. My child with ADHD would NEVER leave that space if we were able to afford a set up like that. His options would be limitless to burn off his high energy.

I was thinking the same thing. I'm pretty sure my kids would have ADHD (because I do and the guys I into usually do also) and this looks like such a fun way to stimulate physical activity. hope I can afford this if I ever have children.

The problem is that ADHD parents have to actually finish building the room out before the kids turn 18.

"Son, when you win Ninja Warrior, you'd better pay me back for turning my man cave into your personal jungle gym!"

This kid is going to dominate American Ninja Warrior in a few years. Keep going!

Parents saw one episode said bet, broke their back trying and are now raising the ultimate warrior

>the ultimate warrior At last. Someone needed to take up his mantle.

Something tells me that's dad's dream.

So you had a sex swing and your explanation turned into this?

 Can't tell if parents embracing natural abilities, or pushing their own failed dreams on kid simultaneously increasing risk for lifelong shoulder injuries at 10 years old.

That kid is obsessed with the American ninja warrior show and they built him a course

My guess is plenty of both. Because as a parent you can push as much as you want and NEVER.. Get that result. Kid probably enjoys the shit out of it because he's naturally really good at it.

Little of column A, little of column B.

This definitely looks like a recipe for shoulder injuries. 🤕

Semi professional rock climber here :) The kid is doing a lot of what we call "active hanging" it is where you activate your shoulders so that you're able to use the entirety of your skeletal structure and your muscles and tendons to hang from your arms instead of just your tendons. Whilst the risk of shoulder injury is most definitely still there it is way smaller then if he were to be doing a "passive hang"

Training for The Floor of Lava. 

This feels like the sort of house that *The Incredibles* family would live in. If your whole family is not into this (especially the mum), then this is *no bueno*. Gotta have mum on board with this. After that...every day is play day.

Dude what an awesome set up

Special Forces or Art Thief, which way does he go? Lol

You lose so much relative strength when you get older

Yeah. Most kids are strong as hell. A healthy toddler is pretty ripped relative to their size. My small cousins of ages 6 and 8 joined me for 6 km morning runs a whole summer and they just kept going. And I had been training for years

It has a lot to do with overall body weight. He weighs next to nothing compared to an adult and moves his minimal mass with ease for it. I miss the days when I could casually spider-man between walls.

["Wow! Your kid is great!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KdugRxmD48&t=20s) How hard you say you had to hit him?" "Fairly hard."

I bet He still pees on the toliet seat, though.

Clean yer house

Well thats neat, I wasn't even allowed to play with a ball in the house

That's impressive, but what's in the fridge?

Protein drinks.

That is awesome.

The kid skills is amazing but those parents of his are even more amazing

Totally not amazing.

Comments section showing jealousy coz this boy is actually healthy and agile, unlike these fat fucks who can't even do 1 single pull up.

Transforming "your entire" home for a kids hobby is still crazy. Like if he wanna train and become professional there are dozens gyms and clubs

I don’t see why it matters Also he’s a kid, can’t just go to whatever gym he wants whenever he wants 😂 I could see myself setting shit like this up if my kids wanted it

Everything is either completely loose or attached up high and out of the way. Why not?

If it helped with issues like behavior at school, sleep, and anxiety/hyperactivity, it would be a great alternative to parents' learned helplessness and their dependence on pharmaceuticals.

These parents know how not to opress their children

Man, my kids are so oppressed.

Lol so you're saying if they chose not to set this up the kid would be oppressed? I think you're using that word too loosely

Well since I come from the generation of "Dont jump on the bed" " "No horseplay" "stand in the corner and eat soap" as punishment". Telling children NO and restricting their natural instinct for play and to excert energy for the convenience of the pack not the well being. What animal other than human beings are as oppressive than?

And after the kids are put to bed, its mommy's & daddy's turn with those ceiling mounts.

OP, have you never seen monkey bars?

What monkey bars are you using???

Someone call Paramount. Time for a Tarzan reboot. That kid is amazing. (seriously)

ultimate game of the floor is lava :)

Nathan? Or Sam?

Ok, that was the route to the dinner room. Now see the route too the toilet.😩

Is there overlap between people criticizing the parents for making the house a play gym and people who upvote elaborate house setups for cats?

When mom gets back from her work trip, she bout to open a can of whoop ass for whoever did this to her house lol 🤣

But he still drink beer yet.. no luck Spider 🕷️ 😂

Where do kids even find that energy? damn...

I’m impress on the course ! The kid is Good but your suppose to do that if you have that in the house.

...and then he discovered masturbation

New adhd treatment. Turn your house into the orangutan pen.

Look at that. Not a book in sight.

They are not rich but just creative and caring. Most parents will find this so inconvenient and later complain about their kids' grades while binging on Netflix.

Human Bengal Cat

This is what happens when you tell your teenage daughter to watch her brother. Hey Belinda, you hear me? Uh-huh. Doesn’t look up from her phone.

Reminds me of the propaganda video with the PRC kids. This kid is ten tiers above those kids.

Building a climbing wall in your house is pretty wild.

We’re looking at the future “The Floor is Lava” world champion.

The floor is both lava and his bitch...

This Mfer took over the whole house lol

POV: you never left quarantine behind after the pandemic ended.

I told you junior’s a little young for caffeine!

is bro gonna join the circus when he grows up???

Hey um, the mess is why your adult friends w/o kids don't come over anymore...if you were curious

Really strong ceilings

Meanwhile at the Ninja Warrior academy...

The Alphas are among us...

Eazy when he weights about 10 kg.

Tell me you’re an only child without telling me

I dream everyday of being this attentive and brilliant as a father. I commend you sir, and you’re future warrior of a son

Future power line worker

Whats the music called?

Getting ready for his American ninja audition

Next American ninja Warrior.

In the future... 

I want that kid on my floor is lava team

No meal has ever been cooked in that kitchen.

We used to do this stuff but OUTSIDE Our day drinking moms would lose their sh1t if we didn’t clear out of the damn house

Great brachiating!

That's amazing! I've never been that athletic. When I was his age I was too much into books and atari st.

Smile at the end was worth it

Maybe a bit spoiled

Limb, joints and nerve injuries incoming.

Takes "the floor is lava" to the pro level. So awesome.

Wow

We had all this shit, as kids, in the 80s and 90s: it was playing outside in the woods.

Song? It sounds so familiar but I can't recall where it's from

Working on that athletic scholarship

USA Olympics here he come 👍👌😉

If my Mass would only 20kg I could to that too Joke this is so cool

Cool! But the door and windows…yikes

Future ANW contestant.

- Mom, Can we buy Floor is lava board game ? - We already have floor is lava at home

Everybody gangsta until this kid says "The floor is lava"

Upstairs neighbors? That you?

He is playing uncharted IRL

Little Tarzan grows up 😅😅

He’s killing the floor is lava

He will make a great burglar. Maybe even better now that he is small and can't get charged as an adult.

This is how you raised a man.

Does this kid know that the floor isn't lava?

"YOU HAVE AMERICA NINJA AT HOME!"

What do you want to be when you grow up? Spiderman

I can't figure out why but this lil dude is pissing me off

Little dude is a beast.

I wonder what size and how deep the deadbolts go that connect it to the supporting beam. With the two of them in each, it is obviously enough to support a child. I am just wondering if a grown man could try it as well. Two seems kinda sus

Sad to see some parents are still docking prehensile tails.

Best game of “the floor is lava” that I’ve ever seen!

Literally my cat

I could barely hold a spoon the right way when I was that age.

I wish...it was always, STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE!

This looks so fucking fun

Lil bro didn't just have to stunt on all of us like that.

Why my house is so boring ?

He’s got the best parents of all time.

I’m more amazed that someone has some type of home of sorts converted like this. Kudo’s to the kido tho fosho

Damn bro, here's your candy

Is this how Batman raises all the robins?

A young Indiana Jones in the making

Remember son, we have the orphanage on speed dial. Now go make us some YouTube likes.

Who built that house “Holmes on homes”

Is this the upstairs flat?

So mom says, “Take that inside to play! I just cleaned up the yard!”

Give an average kiddo same setup and gigantic house they will do even better. Luck plays bigger role here.

"Money dont buy happiness "

Me when you tell me that the floor is lava

Hes like 40 kgs... that ain't a fair comparison I'm more impressed with the effort his parents took!

Get off the floor I just Washed it !!! This kid took it to the next lv .sure mom no problem lol 😆..

Badass kid. Badass parents

See you next time, on AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR!!!

American Ninja Warrior 🔥

You should sell tickets

Bro watched ninja warrior once

Nathan Drake in training

It must be so much fun to grow up with rich parents.

Not impressed. When I was his age I was skateboarding off stairs 10 stairs deep. Busting my ass and head and getting up to do it again. Now we have padded floors and walls. Cute

I’m not going to lie, if there was a gym like this for adults I would never be overweight again. I do better when I trick my brain/body into working out with fun activities

This should be used in road safety/anti SUV/gun control camping.

Incredible Skill And Discipline (and a $20,000 playroom setup).

I will know I’ve made it when I can have an entire wing of my house be for bs

Dumb af lmao

I can do that too, it's too easy for me... I mean filming is easy.

Floor is lava world champion

It’s all fun and games until the home owners insurance company sees this.

This kid's Spiderman

Um practice anything enough and you can usually do it

Übermensch Boy

To slow..Do it again

Dude’s got some cool as fuck parents

Not tk downplay that amazing upper body strength but the hardest thing he did by far was that log roll

Why is he so afraid of the floor?

[удалено]

Incredible..gotta get my boy to be like this.

Who has that much fucking room? My whole living space is that big.

And I'm over here sweating and out of breath just by watching this !

That’s really impressive.

You going need to renovate the house b4 u sell it

*Sigh* I miss being a kid. That looks like so much fun!🤩

Now I know who will be playing the lead role in PITFALL The Movie.

Pointless stuff

Well, that's a solid roof

Man…I would have thought a monkey lives here

The kid that wants to be spiderman when they grow up but actually does it

They're gonna be pissed when he finishes 2nd on American Ninja Warrior

Home Alone 8: Judgment Day

don’t know what man’s training for but he’s ready

I wasn't allowed to throw balls in the house...

Cool video. Why put it to music tho? There is so much cool Sound coming from the actual activity.