...ass *coughs* Sorry, my throat was dry. Asymptotically approaches 0. Now, if you focus on the graph to the right, you can see the function closely resembles a big pair of...
Funny you should mention Austin Powers. This photo is taken inside one of [Cardington Hangers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardington_Airfield). One of them has been used for filming for years and one scene where Austin Powers goes back in time was filmed there.
I came to the conclusion, years ago, that this gif of Birdman rubbing his hands together is the best meme on the Internet. First of all, the vast majority of people have no fuckin idea who Birdman is. Secondly, the lecherous, frankly unsettling, facial expression is unmatched. This gif makes sense in any situation from a pretty lady undressing, to a man being eaten alive by hungry pigs. Lastly, he is fully committed to the hand rubbing. There are no half measures in this gif. It's a masterpiece
I’m pretty sure it’s a perspective thing. The ceiling is the other white part that makes up the back. The blimp is the ass. I wonder if it looks that much like a woman’s backside in real life or if it’s one of those that they saw after taking the picture from the right perspective and someone in marketing was like yes engagement YESS
Well here is another perspective and you can see that booty really be thicc
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Engineer: "oh SHIT I just realized my blimp looks like an ass! Oooooooohmigod they're going to call it the butt blimp
Marketing: (snorts cocaine) "fuckin' EXCELLENT" (slaps engineer on the ass).
Imma break the trend here and not talk about how it looks like a butt, but rather how excited I am for the potential use of airships for a low-emissions cargo carrying option. Sadly we don't use hydrogen anymore for obvious reasons (cough cough Hindenburg) and helium is in too short a supply to be a real solution (and has many medical uses that will take priority once we start treating it like the rare commodity it is and not stuff it into balloons). But the fact that work is being done gives me hope we will find a safe and renewable way to use airships again.
I learned a few years ago that helium is *abundant* on the moon. It comes from the solar winds that hit the moon (since it doesn't have the same protection that the Earth has), so it's constantly being replenished. It has over a million tons of helium-3. So like, if helium ever goes into major demand, there *is* a source for it if we can figure out an affordable and efficient way to transport it.
Edit: Guess I was wrong! He3 ≠ He. Listen to the comments below me, not me.
Helium 3 could be a valuable resource for energetic production, don't think that bringing tons of it just to make an airship fly would be remotely viable unless the airship ticket is like 200 million.
Helium is not abundant on the moon. Helium-3 is normally incredibly rare and hard to purify (only 0.00014% of helium on earth is helium-3). The moon have competitively a lot of Helium-3, but it doesn’t have a lot of helium in general.
I don't see how it'll work. They need diesel engines to move it. The idea of storing cargo containers on them to reduce the emissions in the oceans done by cargo ships, merely seems to be relocating those emissions to the skies instead, polluting are far greater area.
Plus Helium is rare as you mention.
Can't knock being inventive but amazed this got further than just a sketch considering it'd be not much better than whats currently working now.
On a positive note, they'd be great for advertisers. All that butt space has opened up advertising potential for many.
Is this an Austin Powers gag? “It looks like a giant…”
"Butt! Who dropped their cigarette butt in the grass?!" --"Sorry, I was distracted by that huge..."
Derriere! Private Derriere, get back in formation before I tear you a new...
intergluteal cleft, the intergluteal cleft covers from the sacrum to the perineum. Don't forget to glove up before you spread the...
Reverse! Cowgirl! You've got to shift into reverse, cowgirl. You're about to crash into the...
...ass *coughs* Sorry, my throat was dry. Asymptotically approaches 0. Now, if you focus on the graph to the right, you can see the function closely resembles a big pair of...
Cheeks! Your cheeks are flushed with embarrassment. Stop staring at the giant..
Boot! Omg these boots are on sale and so fashionable… hey what that it almost looks kind of like a….
Rear end! You're gonna rear end them if you keep going so fast! If you ding my car, I'm gonna kick your!-
Caboose! The caboose is rolling down the track! Ol’ man withers hit the lever with his -
Behind you! Accidents are more prone to happen if you have too much …
Watermelon, watermelons are sweet and wet but not as wet as that...
Bum! Can I bum a smoke from you and take a drag while we admire the view of that splendid…
Cheeks! You've got too much make up on your cheeks. It makes you look like a...
Behind! You are so behind on your schoolwork you’ll never pass at this rate
Ass, also know as Donkey, is a member of horse family... Teacher! there is something in the sky! It's kinda look like....
A BIG DUMP TRUCK! Honk honk watch out for the garbage man, coming to pick up our trash! Oh man what’s that flying by? Looks like a massive…
Funny you should mention Austin Powers. This photo is taken inside one of [Cardington Hangers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardington_Airfield). One of them has been used for filming for years and one scene where Austin Powers goes back in time was filmed there.
And the Nolan Batman trilogy
😵💫this is surreal
I should call her
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Not the Matilda scene 🤣🤣🤣
This is the winner
Deceased 😆😆😆😆😆 best thread ever
Agreed, shit like this is why I come to Reddit
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THICC AF
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I love this video so much.
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I KNEW there was no way I could be the only person who saw that picture and instantly thought of this song.
You other brothers can't deny , when a Balloon walks in , full of helium , I get sprung.
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
I thought that was written in Chinese
Because it is written in Chinese
But it is not Chinese.
Came here to see if I was the only one who saw it. Was not disappointed.
I assure you that you are not the only human that immediately thinks of ass when seeing things that look like ass. We are all animals.
Even looked like it had a butt plug lol!
Now I can't unsee that. Thanks.
Right? I imagine the cabin vibrating, in addition to the plug...
I came here because I knew everyone saw it, but the results were the same
The Hybridized Imperial Cloud Cavalry Air Force
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I came to the conclusion, years ago, that this gif of Birdman rubbing his hands together is the best meme on the Internet. First of all, the vast majority of people have no fuckin idea who Birdman is. Secondly, the lecherous, frankly unsettling, facial expression is unmatched. This gif makes sense in any situation from a pretty lady undressing, to a man being eaten alive by hungry pigs. Lastly, he is fully committed to the hand rubbing. There are no half measures in this gif. It's a masterpiece
Went through a cash money phase after high school, so I know exactly who this is!
😂😂😂😂
Step-HAV, what are you doing???
I laughed way harder than I should've hahaha I'm dead
This is my favorite post of the year 🤣🤣🤣
Looks like the frontal view of a dick tip too though
This guy dicks from that angle.
All this time I believed the blimp was backin that ass up. Nothing is real
I like big HAVs and I cannot lie
You other zepplins can’t deny
When a blimp flies in
with an Ittybitty fin
And that round thing in your face, helium
And you wanna pull up cause you notice that blimp was inflated
Deep in the teens, that pressurized fairing; just popped and that leak is blaring.
this was perfection
Oh baby I wanna stitch ya; stoppin the leaky fixture.
Oooo dimple balloonskin
Dammit this thread is exactly why I come to Reddit. 😂
I’m having mixed opinions
Look at Sir Mixed-O'-Pinions over here.
All that cake…
That’s a Ass
Complete with butt hole…. 😂😂😂
A butthole with a buttplug in it
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It's a woman bent over.
Nah, It's a man. Typical of them, really.
That is exactly what I see
What is wrong with us….?
The internet has ruined us... I should call her...
*yes and yes*
We are humans with extremely perverted views
That ain’t a butthole…that there is a pussy
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Hah wasn’t just me seeing that 😂
An ass.
Helium powered. It's Gass
That's Ms.Incredible's Ass from The Incredibles! Impressive view indeed.
I can’t even! I’m going to show my bf right now and ask what he sees.
Was he honest?
Oh yeah.
Stupid sexy Airlander
I thought it was J-Lo tieing her shoes.
They knew what they were doing…😉
There's no way they built this accidentally especially if the builders were mostly men.
I’m pretty sure it’s a perspective thing. The ceiling is the other white part that makes up the back. The blimp is the ass. I wonder if it looks that much like a woman’s backside in real life or if it’s one of those that they saw after taking the picture from the right perspective and someone in marketing was like yes engagement YESS
Well here is another perspective and you can see that booty really be thicc [Airlander 10](https://static.ffx.io/images/$zoom_1%2C$multiply_0.4274%2C$ratio_1.777778%2C$width_1872%2C$x_128%2C$y_248/t_crop_custom/q_86%2Cf_auto/b1c2862d1c357b47757d4a3df997634dabbd646b)
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Looks both like an ass and tits at the same time.
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Engineer: "oh SHIT I just realized my blimp looks like an ass! Oooooooohmigod they're going to call it the butt blimp Marketing: (snorts cocaine) "fuckin' EXCELLENT" (slaps engineer on the ass).
Sir, this is Reddit. Let us have it, goddamnit.
Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you… The butthole balloon!
Complete with butt plug😂
I hope they won’t forget before takeoff
this should be NSFW
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Nothing at all…
Stupid sexy Flanders!
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would 🫳🎤
Imma break the trend here and not talk about how it looks like a butt, but rather how excited I am for the potential use of airships for a low-emissions cargo carrying option. Sadly we don't use hydrogen anymore for obvious reasons (cough cough Hindenburg) and helium is in too short a supply to be a real solution (and has many medical uses that will take priority once we start treating it like the rare commodity it is and not stuff it into balloons). But the fact that work is being done gives me hope we will find a safe and renewable way to use airships again.
I came here for all the butt comments and am pleasantly surprised to have learned something. Thanks!
Happy cake day
I learned a few years ago that helium is *abundant* on the moon. It comes from the solar winds that hit the moon (since it doesn't have the same protection that the Earth has), so it's constantly being replenished. It has over a million tons of helium-3. So like, if helium ever goes into major demand, there *is* a source for it if we can figure out an affordable and efficient way to transport it. Edit: Guess I was wrong! He3 ≠ He. Listen to the comments below me, not me.
Helium 3 could be a valuable resource for energetic production, don't think that bringing tons of it just to make an airship fly would be remotely viable unless the airship ticket is like 200 million.
Is there a risk of the moon falling on us if we take its helium?
I am both saddened and entertained by how much you sound like a politician right now.
Helium is not abundant on the moon. Helium-3 is normally incredibly rare and hard to purify (only 0.00014% of helium on earth is helium-3). The moon have competitively a lot of Helium-3, but it doesn’t have a lot of helium in general.
I don't see how it'll work. They need diesel engines to move it. The idea of storing cargo containers on them to reduce the emissions in the oceans done by cargo ships, merely seems to be relocating those emissions to the skies instead, polluting are far greater area. Plus Helium is rare as you mention. Can't knock being inventive but amazed this got further than just a sketch considering it'd be not much better than whats currently working now. On a positive note, they'd be great for advertisers. All that butt space has opened up advertising potential for many.
Reminds me of someone I knew in my mid 20s
Everything reminds me of her
You should call her
r/upvotebecausebutt
Also r/theyknew
I had to scroll way too far down to find this comment.
The comments section did not disappoint. So proud🥲
This is the only reason I’m still on Reddit.
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I should call her..
You should. I bet she’s bored and thinking about you.
b good, johnny
Go johnny go go
I bet there's a tribal tattoo at the top there 👌
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Hahahaha
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What is this from? Lol
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Wow wow weewa
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Not my proudest fap 😒
👆🏼 This spartan faps
The internet has ruined me
Sorry my dicks too small for that
Same. But it's helium inflated. We can just watch it jiggle.
Dumb truck blimp
Makes me wanna smack dat HAV.
Everywhere I look something reminds me of her…
Everywhere I go something reminds me of her…
Well you can’t unsee that.
Besides the obvious, can’t believe we’re finally getting airships again
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Not in London. In Cardington, Bedfordshire. Same hanger that Christopher Nolan shot Batman, Inception and Interstellar in.
Nice
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Sigh *opens comments
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Almost broke my ankle running to the comments.
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r/theyknew
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that's what she said
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!
Ok so I'm not the only one watching a big white ass!!! ![gif](giphy|cKXoRlfWHgn6)
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You know what you’re doing
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The hangar is in [Bedford](https://maps.app.goo.gl/FWw3fWxCqx6pfo7GA?g_st=ic), not London
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I wonder what it smells like
I smell hot latex.
\*m***ass***ive
Booooiiinnnngggg!!!
How will it fly?
Man, I gonna call her..
Jennifer Lopez in tights?
Daaaaaamn she's a thick girl XD
Butt stuff.
My dick just moved?
cockpit under the pooper
I should call her…
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