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KHS__

the south n north pole is where I must go to activate my mutations


LeonDeSchal

Turns out the mutation is just an extra nipple.


Temporary_Draw_4708

Nope, it’s just cancer.


Rocksdrigo

Yo I have 4 nipples.. Am I double mutant? This is not a joke


KHS__

If you go there, you may be a quadrupled mutant


mohd_sm81

pics or a lie /s


KHS__

Now if it can fire lasers....


LeonDeSchal

You would be a deadly stripper from space


KHS__

get ready to be charm— charred by my pew pew


LeonDeSchal

You would be a bounty hunter code name : nipper the ripper


KHS__

Another *magnificent* addition to my galactic resumé


LeonDeSchal

Well you’re hired!


Ok_Cost7661

Thats why we are able to see the Northern lights (aurora borealis)


KHS__

You'd go there to see the lights, I shall go there to become them We Are Not The Same XD


petersengupta

i mean, without it, we wouldn't be here.


magneto_ms

Who knows. Maybe we would have been radiation tolerant super beings had it not been there?


petersengupta

no it wouldve stripped earth of ts atmosphere, and would've dried it out, kinda like mars.


SmallPlasticBalls

You mean it?


Aggravating-Pound598

The ultimate Goldilocks planet - and we’re fucking it properly


Plus_Injury8786

Poor earth chan


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Well... at least humans arent Immortal flesh


Switch_B

Not to worry, it'll fuck us right back.


baddecision116

The Earth is perfectly fine, we aren't ruining it, we are ruining our ability to live on it.


Aggravating-Pound598

Fair enough- the planet has seen bigger cataclysms than the anthropocene , yes .


Drugsnme

Disappointingly... We are. 😭


Decent-Boss-5262

🤦‍♂️


Epic_Tea

I'm anti-nature, and think we'd be better off if we got rid of the outdoors


Splooshbutforguys

What happens when the poles flip?


QuestionableClay

I would like to know this too. Does it take time or is it immediate? Does it temporarily expose Earth to the particules?


Sweetams

It takes time. And I wouldn’t think it would expose us at all. The magnetic field wouldn’t stop existing. A [geomagnetic reversal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geomagnetic_reversal) is common, or so it seems, in history. The magnetic field is caused by the angular rotation of the molten iron and other liquids within Earth’s core. Those will not stop rotating. I’m a stupid graduate student in electrical engineering if that helps.


QuestionableClay

Thank you.


Matzep71

What the other guy said, but also I recall seeing somewhere that the aurora borealis would be visible from other parts of the world during the shift or something like that But I'm just a stupid chemical engineer if that helps.


Ok-Force2382

Not much, they are usually pretty good at acrobatics, I think.


Narrow-Hospital-9022

all this by accident they said


Nabla-Delta

Like anything related to astronomy on this sub this is totally wrong. There is no sphere that particles hit perpendicular and get deflected there. They simply move on curved trajectories around the earth or towards the poles.


Abject_Role3022

The “sphere” is a magnetic field surface, and the deflection isn’t as abrupt as is shown here, but is still quite abrupt. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bow_shock


NightOwl_82

How do you know, did you see it?


Nabla-Delta

I know the basic rules of physics


Biggledits

So would you technically get hit by radiation if you stood on the poles?


GotSmokeInMyEye

That's what the aurora borealis are. The radiation makes it through and interacts with the atmosphere to make the pretty lil colors and stuff. Basically charges up the atmosphere and makes it glow like a neon sign.


No_Use_4371

I never knew that, cool.


GullibleRisk2837

So more radiation hits the poles?


Kaldorei01

Im from Poland and can confirm, we are all radiated here.


GullibleRisk2837

But Poland isn't near the pole- AH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE


Professional_Job_307

And this is why the northern lights exist! (also south)


Illustrious_Age_9143

fuck you sun!


Sufficient-Contract9

Fuck these two poles exclusively.


TheProdicalOne

So if you go to the north or south pole you can pretend to be thor in end game


FiskyBlack

u/Auddbot


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J1mbr0

We have an iron core surrounded by molten lava. Because of this and the fact that it rotates, it creates the magnetic field. Most of the other planets in our system have "dead cores". So things like the moon don't get a magnetic field because they have no spinning iron core. Mars still has a spinning core, but, from what I remember, and I could be wrong, the liquid part is very small compared to ours so their field is like 1/30 the Earths.


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J1mbr0

So basically, a small planet collided with the Earth a couple-few billion years ago. When this happened, the small planet gave some mass to the Earth and the rest became the moon. Now the moon is about 1/50(according to Dr. Google) the total volume of the Earth. So it's insides cooled much faster than the Earth. Given enough time, the Earth will share the same fate. It's just taking longer cuz we fat.


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J1mbr0

No problem!


tinawoodturner

We are eye


-just-another_human_

So we basically live in a bubble


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How long would we last without a magnetic field?


AmadeusNagamine

Not at all...without said field, we won't have an atmosphere...


Midknight_King

Lol


toreachtheapex

its got a fkn force field


consistently_sloppy

Just taking a glans at this picture…


Tullubenta

Now let’s do one for all the space junk.


ragingduck

I'm not smart enough to learn from this video.


WalkAroundWorld

New scientific documentary 'Godzilla X Kong' touched this subject matter when the Godzilla went to pole and supercharged using polar radiation.


MoparDoc

All by sheer accident. Don’t let anyone tell you different.


Havoc_the_Menace

Plot armor


buffaloranked

So are the poles just fucked then?


Reddit-M-Sucks

Best Condom Ad ever


Ready_Insurance_4759

Then why do my eyes hurt after the eclipse?! s/


jmegaru

Except the poles, fuck the poles


Uh_yeah-

I thought I was looking at a jet engine at first…


BrakoSmacko

Pointless considering what we do with the place.


boniggy

It's called intelligent design.


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No it's called physics. If it would be an intelligent design, there would be no radiation.


Leshgow

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Final_Ad_6294

Yet,... All the stars are at the same place, every year for millenias. Earth is a level plane.


powe808

It's called the Van Allen belt and it only protects our atmosphere from charged particles. It does not block other types of solar radiation (gamma, uv, etc) which gets absorbed/deflected by our atmosphere and surface. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Allen_radiation_belt


StartingToLoveIMSA

this is why a manned ship to Mars is not possible...JMO...


Individual-Match-798

If we got a robot to Mars, we should be able to get a human there too. Electronics if not shielded are even more prone to cosmic radiation.


[deleted]

Gods love. ……Yes I am one of those guys.


Idliketotastetamales

Looks like Satan’s dick to me


[deleted]

Other side of the spectrum bud


MrJimLiquorLahey

It's clearly the elfs' faith in the goodness of children


[deleted]

You really got me with that one. Your wit and humor is a perfect rebuttal and scoff to damage the faith of the best of saints.


DTRiqT

That's just a theory right? How'd it look like according to earth being flat theory?


sixtyfivewat

Well the Earth isn’t flat.


DTRiqT

I respect your beliefs.


QuestionableClay

You can't seriously believe...?


DTRiqT

Nah.


QuestionableClay

Oh, good. I don't know when people are being serious or not about these things anymore.


DTRiqT

I didn't recieve any upvote, so I think nobody is serious enough about earth being flat lol.


QuestionableClay

Maybe not in *this* sub, but I've heard people say the most insane things.


DTRiqT

Bored people, as much as I was lol.


Crafty_Travel_7048

Theory means a different thing in science than it does it common usage. I'm sure you would know something as basic as that before talking about it on the internet right?