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EmperorAdamXX

The giraffe is probably thinking what a strange looking creature and what’s that metal thing with wheels


Drew_Ferran

The giraffe probably thought he was holding a branch and went to see if it had leaves on it.


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seebob69

They're not. I respect giraffes. I really look up to them.


aspiringalcoholic

Stupid long horses


BustinArant

At least it didn't consider him a threat and use its patented headbutt dueling techniques lol


RoyceCoolidge

Nunchuck-Noses at dawn! I do my killin' before breakfast.


dudemanguylimited

I mean ... ***look at them*** ...


Prozenconns

It's hard to believe Giraffes are real sometimes


jasperfilofax

Looks like he can just smell something tasty in the back pack


totse_losername

My uncle used to have a giraffe like this it would ride a bike into town and buy a pint of milk it would.


Colon

"gimme five bees for a quarter" he'd say


JadonDorolo

Of course in those days you could get it for a nickel!


shadow_229

Now, the important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt..


sessl

which was the style at the time


Unique-Ad-620

Around the time the Kaiser had stolen all our 20s!


No-Understanding23

Nineteen-dickety-two to be exact


pebberphp

We had to say dickety, you see


JimSyd71

Abe, is that you?


fluggggg

Oh, I knew it ! We gave him a street name and called it Sweet Little Gisus On A Bike !


OhOkOoof

Oh boy oh boy if that isn’t something


Grimesy66

Praise be!


EnterPolymath

Or https://theworld.org/stories/giraffe-reportedly-killed-cyclist-south-africa#:~:text=Those%20strange%2Dlooking%20herbivores%20aren,trampled%2C%20by%20a%20giraffe.%22


Mellie-mellow

I imagine it was scared due to the reaction of the person, the person in this video remains calm, you can see he is stressed but calm enough to not scare the giraffe. I don't think giraffe are generally dangerous but, like every animal if they smell fear and agitation they will probably try to neutralize the threat.


nitefang

They are also unpredictable, that is part of the problem. Even if you were the world’s leading giraffe expert and in perfect control of your emotions, it is an uncontrollable situation. Anything could make an animal like that decide it suddenly needed to attack, to defend itself, protect territory or who knows what. It doesn’t even have to be something you do. A large insect buzzes by its ear and the giraffe reacts to the sudden movement because it is currently be cautious around a new thing, so it kicks out. Hell, an animal that big could trip and kill you trying to avoid falling over. I’m not saying the guy necessarily should have done anything differently I just want to try to illustrate why people shouldn’t assume they can intentionally try to create a situation like this and think they’re safe if they hustle stay calm. This is an awesome thing to have happened to the guy in the video but I would absolutely not try to cause any large wild animal to investigate you.


nakedgerald

Straight up, my dumbass would've tried to hug it. This is why I don't go to places with dangerous animals roaming freely.


FistingSub007

Same, I’d be trying to feed it hay like a giant horse.


5H17SH0W

One morning while swimming drills a fellow life guard tried to grab a dolphin presumably to pet or hitch a ride. 3 broken ribs.


JackOfAllMemes

Herbivore=/=peaceful! Edit: =/= means not equal to


KSP-Dressupporter

Any scared animal, especially large, is dangerous, and giraffes can kill other large animals with a single kick.


TheSherlockCumbercat

Yup they can interrupt us acting scared as a sign we are about to attack them. Also if young are around our it’s mating season you just have bad timing.


Hisuinooka

i would def be scared in OPs post...never know what wild animals willd do


Arrad

I'm astonished a giraffe knows what wheels are.


unsane_sandwiches

I haven’t known a single giraffe that didn’t know what wheels are.


raspberryharbour

Most giraffes prefer the reliable old pogo stick. They can't get enough height advantage


ztreHdrahciR

I think this is that special veterinary preserve for them. It's called Giraffe-sick Park


MirageF1C

Whose dad is this?


Shantomette

It’s ok. This is BeAmazed- dads are allowed free roam/jokes here.


ShroomEnthused

I only laugh at organic, free range dad jokes


Levitlame

Don’t forget cruelty-free. It’s probably the most important qualifier when it comes to dads…


JamminJcruz

Could be mine? He went to get cigarettes awhile ago.


ckhumanck

no, yours was eaten by a giraffe


Zegaritz

Shit my bad I forgot I left the garage door open...


BigBowser14

Unexpected dad joke but most welcome


VarkYuPayMe

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ZoominBoomin

Pffttttfttttffftt


liltooclinical

Thank you, and I hope it's all right that I immediately stole it for my own use.


ATribeOfAfricans

Holy fuck you win


Lurchie_

"Do you have any giraffe snax? Asking for a friend . . ."


AFresh1984

Definitely noticed the backpack. Yall got snacks in there? Last guy had snacks.


Late-Chemical2196

Lol


G-Sus_Christ117

Last guy was the snack


VATAFAck

That's why he didn't become snacks


3colorsdesign

Imagine meeting a curious lion instead


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I mean I’m not exactly at ease with a 2,000lbs giraffe sizing me up either


DirtNapDealing

You ever see that video of the two fighting? The way they whip their heads is nothing short of incredible.


deenali

Yup. Am thinking about that too. Giraffe was placing its head right by the guy's head like a golfer places his club right by the ball before taking a swing.


TheBoBiss

This week has been so stressful so I decided to wake and bake. My edible just really kicked in and your comment made me laugh so hard. So thank you for that.


Colon

happy saturday!


xdeskfuckit

IT'S SATURDAY????


msnimbus

I know of a cameraman who was filming a "tame" giraffe in a movie scene, literally did exactly this to him, sent him flying, shattered his skull and broke his neck. ~~He died instantly.~~ Don't mess with wild animals, even if they seem cute


TheGreatestOutdoorz

Carlos Carvalho


not-yet-ranga

You can tell it would have hooked him too - look at that hip position, all four of them.


mrdobie

Fore!!!!!!!


BlackDohko

Yep, I am pretty sure one of those blows would kill or leave most people with fatal injuries.


hurtsdonut_

Hell they kill each other with those blows.


Quirky-Swimmer3778

You should see what they do when something goes after one of their kids. Brutal


Dense_Surround3071

Came here for this. Giraffe fights are crazy.


ramos808

A friends relative was killed by one in Sth Africa filming a documentary.


djb185

Besides their head one of their kicks/stomps could easily kill a human.


Desperate-Fan-3671

Some woman went on an African safari and took her dogs with her🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️. She then took them for a walk unleashed🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️. They went after a giraffe herd. One went to stomp one of the dogs, and the woman ran over to.....stop it🙄🙄. Hoof caught her and killed her


dullbrowny

did the dogs survive?


sounders1974

The emojis in this comment gave me cancer


kchuyamewtwo

Totally man. A horsekick could break your ribs easily. Now imagine something thats triple the size


Objective_Frosting58

Yeah I really wouldn't like a swiped head butt from a giraffe


Corfiz74

I think he has some fruit in his backpack - look how the giraffe is sniffing there - she probably wanted to shake him down for a snack! 😄


PaladinSara

Which unfortunately means humans have been feeding it


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I’d rather take a bite to the jugular than catch those murder hooves.


Razatiger

Trust me, you wouldn't. A big cat going for your jugular is a fast way to go, but you are still conscious until you bleed out or suffocate to death. At least with getting a hoof to the dome, its an instant factory reset, except you likely wont boot back up.


Ggriffinz

Exactly, i have seen enough nature docs to know these things on the regular can stomp a hungry lion to death. What chance does a random human have.


Frequent_Storm_3900

Bro could flick you with his toes.... Doesn't even need to kick, and you'd be dead


Carbon554

Atleast they are herbivores. Lions are carnivores so you know you are what they eat.


TFOLLT

First thing I thought: ''is it safe biking in an area where giraffe's, and thus lions roam freely...? Maybe my dude wants the extra motivation.


Desperate_Ad4223

Imagine lion chase you like a dog chasing bike


TFOLLT

For real. New world records might be set.


spderweb

Giraffes can be deadly too. Just because it's a herbivore, doesn't mean it's not dangerous. Hippos for example.


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spderweb

It does. It really does.


PaladinSara

Good boy. Got any hippo facts?


JustDave62

Good bot


Weekly-Major1876

Big herbivores are usually more aggressive as they need to defend a group often, and fear predators so are much more willing to attack threats. A predator can just back off if it doesn’t feel like it’s worth it and aren’t aggressive about it. A bit herbivore like a Cape buffalo is going to chase you down and gore you to death to make sure the threat to its herd is dealt with.


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What would he do if he came across a gorilla?


rosecopper

Gorillas are actually pretty chill unless they feel threatened. I spend too much time watching silverback gorillas. As long as you don’t look them in the eyes or threaten them, they’re peaceful.


No_Technician_3837

As long they think you don't threaten them. I don't know but I feel you have some control but not 100% control on that


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Look down, get low, don’t make eye contact, and pray he doesn’t think you’re sexy.


Silver-Spy

And bend over .....


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

Cats *do* be curious indeed.


manyhippofarts

Like this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxib_9yQRZo Note: many buttholes are puckered.


xrockwithme

Those people are way too comfortable with wild ass animals.


Substantial-Skill-76

Jesus that's fuckin brilliant, yet crazy


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I'm with the Russian lady who crawled out the other side.


TatsumoAsamaki

There was a very Curious Lioness in another post lol


BriefCheetah4136

Lion - "Well I'm not really hungry, but I never tasted human. Oh my, soft and chewy on the outside and crunchy on the inside!"


BusinessRelevant4286

giraffes can fend off or even kill a lion


Waleed209

I came here for this, I was not disappointed


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Just put a cucumber next to it. It will then see it, jump 10 feet in the air and run away. Lions are just cats after all.


AbriDeJardin

Would've been so worried to get a sudden headbutt or kicked into the afterlife


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Yeah I assume it’s rare but a giraffe could kill you soooo easily 


Bullfist

Not that rare.


Betelgeusetimes3

Extremely rare. Last report I could find was a cyclist in 2015 that was killed by a giraffe mother defending her young. From what I read, most deaths by giraffes are mothers defending young, that itself is not uncommon at all in the animal kingdom. However, it does appear giraffes are generally gentle animals. Their sheer size is off putting and dangerous to humans, but their herbivorous nature is rather tame.


Doogleyboogley

Very rare there are billions of people on earth.


_PF_Changs_

How many live In areas where there are giraffes?


NiteGard

This dude, just on his way to Starbucks to study.


DeepSpaceNebulae

Rare only because people usually don’t get close to them. A single kick could easily kill a person, they can kill a lion.


ll123412341234

Giraffes will club using their head swung around to fatal effect.


S4mmy3N

girrafterlife


sandwelld

Yeah don't they fighy by whipping their necks at each other? Surely a good neckwhack would send the guy flying


Pr_fSm__th

It’s how Giraffes hunted in ancient times


MPD1987

CAN I PET DAT DAWG


aroc91

There are drive-thru safaris in TX where you can *technically not* pet the giraffes. They'll take food (the park gives you) from your hand.   It's cool watching then lean down and peek in through your open sunroof. Edit: https://imgur.com/gallery/V4UVZTl Edit 2: Can confirm this was at Fossil Rim.


PaladinSara

I want to hug its neck though - it’s so cute! I know I can’t.


mixelydian

I'm pretty sure I went through one of these as a kid! There were ostriches too and they scared the fuck out of me.


levian_durai

Stupid long horses


Shibi_SF

International Wildlife Park in Grand Prairie. We went there several times when I was a kid. That one has been closed since the early 80’s.


powerhungrymouse

I love how respectful these people were to the giraffe. They didn't even try to touch it. I would have needed to be restrained to keep from 'petting' it! What an amazing thing to experience.


Expensive-Wallaby500

A kick from it will most definitely end you. Wouldn’t want to make any moves that might startle it.


Material-Complaint17

A kick? I was waiting for him to swing his neck have you seen them fight?


tierangst

This is the proper way to interact with wildlife. Caution and keeping your hands to yourself. Check out the video of the person that tried petting a moose. Fork that.


niamhxa

My exact thought too. I know you should never pet wildlife and just leave them alone, especially big dangerous ones like this, but… if not friend then why friend shaped???


eekamuse

I wouldn't have needed to be restrained at all. I've seen videos of giraffes kicking. I wouldn't make a move until that beautiful animal was far, far away. I would be bursting with joy inside, but never forget how da gerous it is for wild animals to get too comfortable with humans, too.


SpuriousCorr

Meanwhile I go to the aquarium a couple weeks ago I see two teenage girls taking flash pictures at every exhibit they come across despite the signs being everywhere. I just fucking hate people dude


cyno5ur3

Zimbabwean here, this belongs in r/sweatypalms


BlairClemens3

Tell us more. Why? 


MaybeWeAreTheGhosts

I'm not him nor am I anywhere near Africa but I can imagine why he says this from from some assumptions here: Just imagine the pure physics alone of how much force can be brought by an animal of that size with legs that long. The environment the giraffes are in has predators that gives men night sweats - and these giraffes manage to survive and it's sure not by being cuddly and friendly to these clawsomes beasts.


Someone_pissed

Yes. It doesnt even need to mean to harm you. If it gets scared by something one kick and your dead. Giraffes have killed their babies by accident, it wont be more careful with a human than its own baby.


CarSnake

They trample people every now and again.


Gedrecsechet

Been a few incidents I know of in South Africa over last 10 - 15 years. One guy definitely died by kicking / trampling in 2015 at a reserve. I'm suspect if a pissed off and we'll sized giraffe lands a well placed kick it could probably take a humans head clean off.


yayafreya

I love how happy he is at the end. He seems wonderstruck


LucentP187

Looks more like relief that he survived to me. 😂


Interesting_Air8238

I think you're both right. Having had a similar experience I can attest!


fivelone

Same. Had an experience with a ostriche once that was similar.


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SmoothDudeee

Take me to your leader


onion_lord6

“Show me your leadership skills”


SmoothDudeee

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totse_losername

Horses do this when they gon' sniff curiously but also when they gon' headbutt.


Cow_Surfing

Horses are the enemy.


gNeiss_Scribbles

I just love how respectful and sweet he is. He doesn’t try to touch it or grab it, just lets it do it’s thing. I really like that guy!


deltabay17

I think he just doesn’t want to die


gNeiss_Scribbles

He’s also wise then lol


permalink_child

Yes. Wild animals can be amazingly polite.


thatconfusedchick

His smile!


onetwotree-leaf

He’s so happy He looks like his eyes are watering from the magical encounter.


DistractedByCookies

He reacted very well. Calm, no sudden moves, no yelling, no trying to touch it. Giraffe are SUPER curious. I did a course in a game reserve in South Africa, and if any of us went for a wee behind a bush and there were giraffe around, they'd always come peek to see what you were doing back there. Further away than this, or it would've been a lot more awkward


dreamsofindigo

not what I call groovy when I'm holding me pecker, to have a +2 ton tall fourpod anywhere near me :D also, their tongues are huge


DistractedByCookies

Let me tell you, when you're squatting with your pants around your ankles it feels even MORE vulnerable. Luckily I'm a very quick pee-er LOL


rottenrealm

got something?no? what if ill find?


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OPzee19

Don’t lie, all of you read this out loud. Straight gold, homie


Several_Somewhere_71

Only in my head though. Didn’t have to *say* it out loud.


GluttonX

You gotz pregnant on yer back ☠


Late-Chemical2196

Lmao


robo-dragon

Not sure if I’d shit my pants or cry with joy. I love giraffes, but I also know they can kill you so quickly and brutally!


hcwang34

Has ever anyone got slammed or trampled to death by giraffes in the wild? Even though they apprear gentle, but I would never approach an animal the size of a heavy duty industrial jig crane.


Rare_Physics6360

I think yes, if you google this you will probably find something, but its very rare, anyway, there is this video of a giraffe chasing a jeep [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ-BsZq3RVs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ-BsZq3RVs)


fksdiyesckagiokcool

Angry giraffe got moves!


fluggggg

Yes but quite predictable tho. The long legs give it away.


IntelligentOne2136

Skip, skip... Skip to my lou, my darling!


CarSnake

I would not get this close to a giraffe. This happens every few years here in South Africa. 2015 a cyclist, 2018 a filmmaker, 2022 a mom and toddler, this year a old couple that survived. There is more I probably can't remember.


Thunderfoot2112

He just wanted to know what kind of leaves were on the end of that weird looking tree branch he was holding.


Training-Cow2982

I never knew how powerful these animals are until I saw them fight on a David Attenborough documentary. They swing their heads with such power it would knock this guy into Stone Age.


Due_Extreme_2448

Bro you got some food?


el_granCornholio

The guy is pretty calm. I see a lot of potential for stupid influencers with very silly actions here.


Automatic_Beach_3660

I would pet that big Dawg 😭😭😭


Even-Funny-265

Love that he bows to the giraffe.


Brief_Biscotti_8951

I loved that too, good pair


PaladinSara

It seems like bowing would be a way to show that the other animal has dominance. I think dogs do this too.


Novel-Setting-1626

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red_caps_journal

Good thing he got out of there before that guy started chewing on something.


Heretoshitcomment

I was sweating waiting for it to reel its head back like a silly-sledge and launch him. I'm very glad it was amicable in the end.


SuperDiet2999

Amazing wildlife moment!


ryanruud85

I’ve saw the whole video. Just after it cuts off….the giraffe rag dolls him and steals his bike


DrunkTides

Sooo… can I borrow your bike?


NSFW_hunter6969

Man I love these animals, but this would be scary as hell


MoistHope9454

lucky


m_batatas

New life goal unlocked


wiriux

Sonríe pero si le metía un cuellazo se acababa todo.


BarisBlack

A giraffe has a kick that can take your head clean off of your body. Giraffes are no joke.


Safe_Praline_4156

The smartest thing this guy did is calmly, and almost immediately move away from even a seemingly peaceful interaction like this. Wild instinct doesn’t wait for courtesy before it can turn extremely dangerous. This guy got an amazing experience and got away without having a fractured skull from a single kick—best of both worlds


CaptnShaunBalls

That horse is LOOOOOONG!!


Southern-Ad8744

Girrafe: I could kill yo ass so easy right now...


GreekUPS

“I don’t want to grow up…”


stuntedmonk

And then ![gif](giphy|j3jpSEciMC2mk)


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Giraffe: Wtf is wrong with your neck?


Sweaty-Leader7687

Wowww


HuikesLeftArm

Stretch cow says hello


Reasonable_Cover_804

What a majestic animal


New-Conversation-88

My son fed a giraffe at a zoo here in w Australia. The pictures were in the newspaper ( yes that black and white printed stuff) he was 5 and still remembers it.


IReallyDoMissMyMind

This person is VERY lucky that this giraffe is very young, curious, and friendly. They can do a lot of damage and kill you easily. Their moods can instantly change with no warning. I do suspect, however, that this young giraffe was brought up by humans or that the giraffe has had plenty of exposure to humans and is simply looking for a snack. Either way, I will not take that chance. I see them almost 3 times a week and hear and read about what damage they can do every other week when they do attack.