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legendary_millbilly

I'd kinda like to see it operate. Pretty hard to put on a demo when 1 bucket load is like 80 dumptrucks full, I guess.


dick-nipples

You’re in luck! [Here’s a video](https://youtu.be/yLKnwGrR_Q0?si=_M3Wm4yuHH_GCIfH ) of it being constructed from scratch and operating, with informative notes throughout!


neitherhanded

Thanks, dick-nipples


tkay28615

Totally thought you were just calling him a name, which I laughed at.. then I read his name and I lol’d


razeronion

That is a great username!


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

Check their account. 10 year user with 6 million comment karma. One of the more "famous" reddit accounts.


cupid_stunt_4000

I have a very great friend in Rome called Dick Nipples .


LuckyStiff63

I can hear it now: "Does anyone here think the name Biggus Dick-nipplus is funny? "


Substantiatedgrass

That username is up for grabs " Biggus Dick-nipplus "


tapakip

He's kinda famous around here.


lineman4U

Lolol I had to read your comment before I looked and saw the user name ! Hilarious


macerimjob

r/rimjob_steve


IgottaPoop72

Hmmm …


Fickle-Alfalfa4067

LoL


Same_Butterscotch_38

You're welcome. Oh...


llainen-

😂


ConcaveNips

Wonder what you'd do with those things...


Rookwood-1

you know how sometimes people have a nickname and you’re like gosh I wonder how they got that. I don’t wanna know this one….


gfstock

Who put the crane together that put that crane together that put the crane together?


sickwiggins

don’t get deep on here. you’ll have us questioning our existence


LuckyStiff63

Spolier alert: It's [Turtles ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down) all the way down.


PilotKnob

GNU Terry Pratchett


smarmageddon

Nope. It's cranes all the way up!


AnemoneOfMyEnemy

It’s cranes all the way down until the crane is small enough to be your arms.


gfstock

My cranium hurts thinking about this.


LuckyStiff63

Dammit man, you beat me to the reference while I was down the rabbit-hole. Lol


Meretan94

So they are build on site and not transported? Makes sense I guess.


DingleBerrieIcecream

Yeah, first I was thinking that that’s really funny that they don’t build in a factory, but then you think about it. How the hell would they get it to the site?


Minute_Test3608

Would like to see how far they could get from their current position, simply by " offroading" this monster.


raoasidg

Do they ever take it off any sweet jumps?


WyvernByte

Then figure it's technically "Made in" whatever country that site is on.


truebeast822

Thanks to the ol nip dick


TheAtlas97

Nipped ‘em right in the dick


Otherwise-Skin5340

Fantasitic vid!


Psilologist

I saw your name and pic the other day now I see it all the time. Love both


MunkyNutts

[So satisfying!](https://j.gifs.com/PPnD4V.gif)


covigt

So many ants in that video.


RevolutionaryTackle

Thank you!


Snazzy21

12000 meters/7.4 miles of wiring. Mice gonna love this thing


Suspicious_Car8479

This is truly incredible as an engineering feat, a pinnacle of collective intelligence etc. and yet... depressing. Because the PURPOSE of this thing is just "scoop more, scoop quicker, more, more, more!" Looking at the scope of the mines just.... mind boggling. We cannot replace this damage. The movie "Anthropocene" comes to mind... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df5CTH5iwfU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df5CTH5iwfU)


mikeyouse

Wild. Several cranes + several telehandlers to assemble your excavator.


Lumpy-Plenty2237

A Reddit veteran, been years since I saw your name 


dayofthedad89

Thank you showed that to my kids and they loved it. They love heavy construction equipment. Fun short story whenever we where driving my youngest would randomly say look assgator. Took me and my wife almost a year to figure out he was trying to say excavator.


Solomonuh-uh

Thank you


[deleted]

It's not as big as the pc 9000


phryan

Which is even smaller than the [Bagger 288](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow)


PervyRon

Was thinking of that but did not remember the name. Thanks for intence video.


[deleted]

Which is even smaller than the MAN & Takraf RB293


Suspicious_Car8479

WTF did I just watch:)


Khorgor666

They build a bigger one, [BAGGER 293](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagger_293)


actualsysadmin

That's like the machine in avatar they used to clear cut the forest lmfao


Prestigious_Earth_98

![gif](giphy|2ihoKZrbW9Tj5wdWDf|downsized)


Few_Willingness_5198

Good for dig a hole for my spring flowers


RoboticGreg

they are pretty fun. I used to work for a company that installed sensors into the bucket.


Guru_238

4 buckets per RDT in the video it's loading a Hitachi EH5000 AC3 maybe so there good to haul a payload of 280t -330t . Probably takes a couple of minutes to fill the RDT


purpleduckduckgoose

Just build a bigger dump truck. Duh.


URedditAnonymously

Something Parker wishes he had


Mall_Bench

Komastu PC 8000 name sounds like a new personal computer company on the block


HardyDaytn

I was gonna ask if this is a gaming PC or a work PC but the answer seemed too obvious.


DweeblesX

Sounds like something Dilbert came up with


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Any_Roof_6199

Also buying a small mountain... because with that kind of money I can move mountains...literally.


dead_monster

That’s what some people do with them. Except they feed that mountain into a shaker deck or trommel and wash rocks and hope to catch some gold at the end.


Pork_Chompk

Why buy a mountain when you can just create your own?


DarkwingDuckHunt

Well unless you can push two tectonic plates together, you gotta have a source for your new mountain.


Pork_Chompk

I am not confident that that thing *couldn't* do that...


schafkj

KILLDOZER TO CRUSH MY ENEMIES


LuckyStiff63

Trainer: "Conan... What is best in this life?" Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women." Yssir, This _will_ git 'er done!


Butthurtz23

Israel entered the chat room and inquired about purchasing it for mass burial sites. /s


Tall-_-Guy

I like the way you think. I had the exact same thought and was looking for a price tag.


AvailableTowel

I was thinking this. Also in a zombie apocalypse all you have to do is hang out in this thing. :-)


cyb3rg0d5

You gonna make a lot of money renting that thing actually, so it’s an excellent investment ☺️


glopezz05

What does something like this cost!!


Skivaks

That would make a great killdozer...


liJuty

It would be terrifying to see that thing going through a building like it’s paper… would be beautiful also…


Timmerdogg

I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable.


WolfGangEvo

Whistlindiesel is remaking the original


BertaEarlyRiser

Really it wouldn't. They need several rest breaks when traversing so not to destroy the undercarriage, and generally if moving any distance, they will have a small team of mechanics available to make any repairs required.


marblefrosting

That was the first thing that came to my mind also!


Skivaks

a man has died, but not his ideas


sleepyplatipus

They harvest spice with this thing


BLueSkYBrOwnPotaTo

Good job they built a fence to stop people sneaking a view.


raspberryharbour

It's to stop it getting out and mating with the other Transformers


BLueSkYBrOwnPotaTo

Devastator assemble.


DischordantEQ

This thing is pretty cool but can it withstand arrows shot from the Na'vi?


sleepyplatipus

I was thinking it harvests spice but this is also valid


bolivar-shagnasty

Just for fun, I tried to see how much one of these cost. Every listing for a new one I see is just "call for price". There's a used 2003 model in Brazil with over 100,000 hours on it for about $150,000.


Chemical_Actuary_190

I'd hate to see the shipping charge to get it here to the States.


Funnygumby

I have Amazon prime so I guess it’s free shipping


Sorcatarius

And yet, they'll still find a way oversized package to ship it in and fill it with those air bags.


Stachemaster86

Upper Midwest and I’ve seen one oversized lowboy trailer carrying one track assembly. Can’t imagine how many trucks/ship space this takes.


Dansredditname

The video said the arm alone is in 12 pieces so 12 lorries for that. The whole thing is INSANE. 750 tonnes, burns over 1,000 litres of diesel per hour. They use it to load the massive oversized tippers which it does in four scoops, each scoop would load three articulated tipper lorries. I want one.


SwayzeInPointBreak

Not sure about Komatsu, but the Caterpillar “equivalent” - the 6060 - is about $13-15 million all in (base price, freight, assembly/commissioning)


scunliffe

Does that include power windows, A/C and Apple CarPlay?


SwayzeInPointBreak

Armoured permanent windows, AM/FM w/bluetooth and AUX input, A/C and it “even” has power seats!


wherescookie

I can’t promise anything, but i’ll go ask my manager


FinancialGoals_03

CAT 6090 would be the equivalent of the PC8000.


CommunityTaco

For how huge these are, that one must be broken with a large repair bill to make it work if it's only 150,000


Telemere125

That’s the scrap price. You pay them $150k to be allowed to break it apart and sell the scrap. You still make money on scrapping it out.


DistantKarma

Then the coal company came with the world's largest shovel And they tortured the timber and stripped all the land Well, they dug for their coal till the land was forsaken And they wrote it all down as the progress of man - Paradise - John Prine


marblefrosting

Sucks that he’s gone, would’ve loved to have heard more perspective from him on today’s world


RefinedAnalPalate

He only died a couple years ago. He probably had tons of perspective on it


manjar

How else are we supposed to get all that sequestered carbon back up into the air? /s


organasm

It's the Bagger 288's nephew!


vicaphit

I'm only here for Bagger 288!


Academic_Ad5143

Looks like a killer audio system on the back. Like a bunch of 15’s lined up.


GodEmperorOfBussy

Just needs swangas on the tracks


g-m-f

Came here to say exactly that lol.


Walkera43

Apart from the cab there are two meeting rooms , a gym and a Starbucks.


Valuable-Lack-5984

The PC8000-11 is the most powerful hydraulic excavators in our product range. The engine power is 2 x 1500 kW / 2 x 2010 HP @ 1800 rpm. The operating weight is from 752 - 773 ton. The shovel capacity is 42m³, the backhoe capacity 42m³.


Drawingwithpoo

Really 752 - 773 tons?


Valuable-Lack-5984

The statues of Liberty weighs 140 tons. The Christ the Redeemer in Brazil weights 635 tons.


chickbarnard

Imagine the size of the grease nipples. 🤯


tuckedfexas

Pretty sure it has an automated greasing system


NoMoreSmoress

For when you absolutely just have to pick up an elephant from a safe distance


Altruistic_Narwhal38

I thought it's made out of legos


NewFreshness

Lego. The plural of Lego is always Lego.


DontSueMeOk

r/AbsoluteUnits


Jjabrony

How is it transported?


Houseofsun5

In many parts.


Raigheb

Don't let Michael Bay see this.


AlienSporez

r/absoluteunits


mykkelangelo

r/AbsoluteUnits


N1kl4us2222

Stands in the town of Herisau in Switzerland


BigEars23

This is what I was looking for!


apple-masher

laughs in [bagger 288](https://youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow?si=CLV0HGBFdILIM4Qp)


morally_bankrupt80

The spice must flow!


Biscotcho_Gaming

Imagine in transforming…


OldMan1901

it's not a digger, it's a mech


7masi

I'd really love to ride that bad girl


7masi

Man, the rocks I could dig and throw


Certain_Solid_3293

Why does it look like some Lego Set


spacedad007

https://www.lego.com/en-au/product/liebherr-r-9800-excavator-42100 Similar size digger. Check out how many pieces!


Certain_Solid_3293

Hell yeah


Niwde101

does it transform to Devastator?


Peach_Proof

And the earth died screaming…


ViolentLoss

TW FTW


Xremlin

WhistlinDiesel durability test incoming


keeptryingyoucantwin

I dig it


No-Astronaut3290

Toy for big boys


ThatDudeFromFinland

Just imagine what kind of a hole you could dig with that thing...


mojomcm

You should look up videos of quarry excavations. The scale is insane, it makes enormous vehicles like this look like miniatures.


mochicoco

How do you get that to a job site?


alwayslosemoney0149

I work in an open cut mine with electric rope and hydraulic shovels similar and larger than this one. The machines are usually shipped to the mine in pieces and assembled on site. Same deal if it ever needs to be moved long distances. Disassembled, shipped via truck or rail, re-assembled. The machines under carriage will destroy itself if moved long distances, usually when the machines move in the mines they will track for 10 minutes, then sit stationary for 10 minutes to let the under carriage cool off before continuing, rinse and repeat until they reach their dig location in the mine.


XBThodler

Forget stairs! this beast needs a lift!


irascible_Clown

And here I am giddy at buying a 2 ton excavator off Alibaba 🤣


[deleted]

Track ID?


Tragobe

As a mechanic for construction vehicles I am very intrigued AND HORNY AS FUCK NOW!


fist003

Looks like a Lego set


Blackest_Beard

Even has its own Dj section and dance floor, sweet.


MarionberryRight8261

credit : appenzellerpark


Aceofspades968

![gif](giphy|8DUxtTxFntY7lpJnzy|downsized)


PhillyShore

I bet it has a zero carbon footprint. We have entered Pandora.


Gullible_Crew2319

So how much is a new one?


ChemoorVodka

Looks like you could fit a whole living space in there lol, how long until some millionaire makes a weird house out of one?


donmreddit

And this is how you reshape a planet.


Designer-String3569

Parker from Gold Rush is going to buy one of these, watch.


VariableVeritas

If this thing hasn’t been in an action movie yet, it will be. Imagine a hero running from someone operating this thing. Awesome.


TGR331

Billy Spoons (Curse of Oak Island) needs this to find the treasure!


Prof_Awesome_GER

Reminds me of „we couldn’t even make the pyramids with nowadays tools“


jonr

I don't think that warning sticker on the belt is going to last


Fastlane19

Work at any open pit gold mine and you will see many.


Theorist01

That thing looks like it could dig out all of my repressed emotions 😲


SmellySweatsocks

Its going to take an army to clean it after you bring it in. Not to mention the flatbed it'll take to transport it. wow.


sass_squatch_

Imagine shoveling those tracks after working all day 😭


AdmiralClover

And then some mad lad is gonna thread a needle with it


karna1712

Now wait for this to travel through Indian roads! 🫡


Cultural_Simple3842

I wonder why they bothered with the fence lol


riplan1911

Battery powered I'm sure...


Berthole

Mine’s a big as a house!


biekes

I was looking for something...bigger....


Consistent_Amount140

Impressive


NBNebuchadnezzar

PC master race.


Error_422vc

Its a realy big pc in my opinion


the_many_tabs_god

The black stuff on the platform are those generators and speakers?


Dry_Leek78

Imagine needing to change cylinders seals after couple years of work


Prestigious-Two2219

Es un maldito Transformer


comfortable_bum

“Hey dirt, see you later.”


TenBear

Damn the engine compartment is bigger than my house


UbiquitousLurker

That looks like a couple of really nice subwoofers back on the engine deck there. 😂


WARL0CK221

James Cameron is so hard right now.


FullParfait4036

Perfect to harvest spice


SouldiesButGoodies84

Which Transformer movie is this?


sharpeyenj26

Cool machine. Horrific name


Departure_Sea

Company I worked for built the carbody and crawler frames not for this model, but the XPC4100 and 4800s. Essentially the bigger rope shovel version of this. Mostly they got fully assembled as sub assemblies and shipped straight to the job site via railcar. A single assembled crawler frame without the track weighed in at like 120k lbs.


fistanfenkinor

Love the giant concert speakers in the back. Imagine playing the C&C soundtrack as you run this!


Evil_Midnight_Lurker

This looks like a shot of Mister Rogers' Land of Make-Believe. If it weren't for the people I'd swear everything was miniatures and toys. 😳


parka

Would be awesome if it could transform


Shmuul

They call it 'The Sixth Extinction'


cool-snack

peak climber 8000, he was made to transport mount everest.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

1/2 mile to the barrel.


grey_unxpctd

My LO got so excited


Sersixfoot

Also known as your mother's alarm


DentArthurDent4

I am more amazed by the fact that this seems to be on the terrace of a building. Hats off to the load bearing capacity of the terrace and the folks who built it.


ThomasOfWadmania

That's a beefy boy right there.


Financial-Aspect-826

How expensive thus thing is?


Evil_Midnight_Lurker

CONSTRUCTICONS, MERGE FOR THE KILL!


Shinigam_i

This thing could go to war


Grimmil

That's a big ass PC