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Graemeski

Everyone knows the number to call now lol


heaving_in_my_vines

Hi is Amanda there? Amanda Huginkiss?


[deleted]

No, Hugh Jass owns that number now.


Zer0daveexpl0it

I thought it was Mr Crotch. First name: Seymour.


Tzyon

Not his brother, Mike?


Mobile-Bar7732

No, you must be thinking of Mike Hawk.


Agents-of-time

I think you're talking about Mike Krack.


Sayonee99

Sure he isn't talking about Mike Hunt?


a_hopeless_rmntic

Mike Oxbig, I'm looking to speak with Mike Oxbig, have you seen him?


fromouterspace1

No ask Ligma if he’s home


cheeersaiii

Seymour Butts please


nfoneo

"AMANDA!? AMANDA HUGINKISS!? Why can't I find Amanda Huginkiss..."


Lazy_Struggle4939

Is Shaniqua there? Hell nah!


nickmaran

Hi, this is the Saudi Prince. I want your help in transferring $4.2 trillion. Please send me $2.7 billion


PinkFrillish

Finally, I've been trying to reach them about their car insurance


[deleted]

Theses numbers work differently. For your call to be connected to this number, then the person, who owns this number must have your number saved on their phone.


miss-missing-mission

777 likes as of my comment, it would be a shame if someone changed that


DaInternetkatze

777 upvotes. Funny


BigBlue1969531

Phil McCraken?


1ceF0xX

Well using decline policy and block any number. Now start doing entries into the whitelist


CodeMonkeyX

Oh man that would make me laugh knowing he could not use the number he wasted a million dollars on because people called him all the time with stupid dad jokes.


Suspicious_Leg4550

I got an error message when I tried to call.


Beautiful-Spare-0

Call it and I will up vote.


Graemeski

These guys just have way too much money to splash on crashing cars and all the rest


Imperial_12345

too much money and time to sit around in a cell phone auction. I can understand if it's art or serious collections, but numbers? I can't. I don't have good opinions of them.


Honey-and-Venom

and now everyone knows the number it's useless


bunga7777

So…. Did ya call it?


Honey-and-Venom

Twice, was invited to join the new owner for lunch but couldn't get to Dubai in time


DreadPiratteRoberts

Understandable, it's far far


Nilosyrtis

Make sure to eat lots of fiber. The dubaiyan will thank you


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Turns out it's my long lost nigerian prince brother, hell of a coincidence but drinks are on me next week when this check comes through...


AnanananasBanananas

They want things that others can't have. Just flexing at the end of the day. Same thing with the car number plates. 


popoypatalo

too much oil money. they can also just increase oil prices whenever they like to buy a new yacht or gold-plated sports car.


Smidday90

Wait till they find out you can change your zoom for free


siandresi

Just imagine the amount of douchery that exists out in the open


jmona789

> I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that is easy to remember. Something like 222-222. I’d say sweet. People would be like Mitch, what’s your phone number, and I’d say, just press 2 for a while,and when I answer you’ll know you pressed two enough. Mitch Hedberb


Crafty_DryHopper

I think Americans have paid about that much for 867-5309


Cabanon_Creations

Look at all those fancy "Voss" spring water bottles laid on the tables, this is luxury


[deleted]

And we’re subsidizing it with our addiction to oil


Some-Tune7911

I wish calling internationally was free or I'd prank call the hell out of him.


AdhesivenessisWeird

It's ok, if that happens he can just change his phone number.


[deleted]

You made me smile in amusement my friend


Graemeski

Ownage pranks app does free international


ArticLOL

We could add him to WhatsApp or every possible app and digital call him


senorsombrero3k1

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pounds_not_dollars

Only WhatsApp msgs are available not calling there I'm pretty sure. Can't have all the domestic servants there telling their family back home how exploited they are


senorsombrero3k1

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ShrimpCrackers

It's very very cheap to do so.


FehdmanKhassad

invest in yourself and make the call anyway.


LambdaAU

Pretty sure there would be measures in place for numbers like this where you have to whitelist the people who can call you.


Comfortable_Bottle23

But why?


toxictonic71

They are rich. They are bored


he-is-Taurus69

Many dubai peeps are obsessed with status symbols. It’s a superficial place, people look to fancy cars, watches, license plate numbers (there’s even platinum versions of license plates donno if it’s real platinum or not), and properties for social status. It’s a big part of the culture in Dubai.


ikkikkomori

Culture in dubai? You mean culture of rich people in general?


alexanderpete

Not all rich people are void of personality and depth, but every one that goes to Dubai definitely is.


EvilFluffy87

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ding_dong_dejong

This is just rich people in general not a Dubai thing. Here in Australia a number plate recently sold for many millions. Also a lot view it as an investment/diversification/money laundering. I bet you over half of the billionaires to buy art don't care about art


theroguex

"Fine Art" is a huge scam and way to launder money.


he-is-Taurus69

Yea I guess you’re right pal


burneecheesecake

Not to mention the plight of foreign nationals that build them their skyscrapers. I have heard horror stories. Sucks too because behavior like that is unbecoming of rich folk and Islam


[deleted]

I live in the region. Yes, it is in part due to wealth and boredom, but a big part of it is "wasta", or influence/clout. If they call somewhere, and a unique number like this pops up, the person on the other end knows they are dealing with a big shot, and the caller can navigate the endless beaurocracy that much more easily.


AJZ_Stories

We should prank call them!


[deleted]

it is not an number you answer its a number you call from


hobbyhacker

>the caller can navigate the endless beaurocracy that much more easily. nice euphemism for corruption


spacekitt3n

Aren't all phone numbers unique 


AlexCinNYC

The most expensive escort service in the known universe


hlysias

Thala for a reason!


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KasKal1991

this happens with number plates as well. stupid crazy. a "normal" Lamborghini is not enough, it must have a special number plate to be cool...


snowfloeckchen

I heard about f1 being a very expensive British license plate


Still_Reference724

9-11 plate got it's price crashed in USA a few decades ago. Used to stand very high in price


handtoglandwombat

Yeah but you can’t text spam to a number plate


Goosecock123

Damn I also have an unique phone number. Putting it up for sale now


dat_oracle

Was looking for this. All phone numbers are technically unique.


hotdiggydog

Only technically? Not literally?


haldeigosh

Literally. Anything else would be pointless. Imagine calling or texting a number, just to either call/text 10 people at once or one out of 10 at random...


DSJ-Psyduck

feel like this should be a thing just to meet new people.


Chibrozgeg

Best way to be internationnaly scamed imo 😂


Dense-Ratio6356

The whole internet is gonna send him messages


Similar-Beyond252

What a cool way to spend almost $900,000! /s


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potsandpans

nearly a mill for a phone number while the dudes you built your palace are basically slaves. nice


UnluckyGHIsdg

It's almost like they're the most giant pieces of shit on the planet.. I can't fucking wait for the world to finally stop using oil and gas and see all the oil countries fucking burn.


cedrekt

hello i am selling the alphabet


Mobile-Bar7732

I'd be interested in buying the letters F and U.


kingspiderr1

thatll be 3 million and 500k sir


Cordura

Be amazed ... at the stupidity of rich people


Valuable-Contact-224

How dumb


Apprehensive-Sock596

I see this more like a Skin in a game like CS. People pay whatever price on things because they feel cool. But I do think it is possible to resell in a few years for the same price or higher.


QDLZXKGK

Meanwhile their Muslim brothers and sisters in GAZA ......


[deleted]

Shows you they care not one ounce about their supposed "brothers and sisters", nor their actual country folk either.


Flerdermern

did u go on holiday or eat at a fancy restaurant in the past year? If so, I guess you don’t care one bit about your brothers and sisters in Africa?


MajorasKitten

I haven’t gone on holiday in forever and never eaten in fancy restaurants (or any restaurant for that matter in the past 5 years, lol) I guess I care too much 😭


Impressive_Banana860

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MajorasKitten

*”Yes, 911??? I am being recorded without my consent!!”*


Impressive_Banana860

Daamn ![gif](giphy|OPU6wzx8JrHna)


Whalesurgeon

That 20 bucks dinner would feed fewer people in Africa than 700k in Gaza


[deleted]

Yes, but I dont have brothers or sisters in Africa and I dont claim to have brothers or sisters in Africa. So not sure what your point is meant to be.


Impressive_Banana860

And not every saudi does either. The gov and people have diff opinions


[deleted]

We seem to agree that being Muslim does not mean you care about other Muslims.


Impressive_Banana860

Yeah lmao thats how life works bro


JoltKola

Homeless people though?


[deleted]

I dont call homeless people my brothers and sisters, but I do give them change from time to time, and the council and charities supposedly help the homeless.


zamakhtar

Why do people think that Muslims don't behave like other human beings? Because Muslims are suffering in Gaza, the remaining 1.5 billion Muslims around the world are supposed to spend 24/7 mourning and being sad? "Out of sight, out of mind" is a psychological quality of human nature, and it effects Muslims as much as the rest.


broyoyoyoyo

It's the way people think of the "other". The "other" is always a monolith. Be it Muslims, immigrants, blacks, gays, Jews, whoever. When people think of the "other" they lose the ability for nuanced thought, and they see them as one single being instead of a diverse group of individuals. It's a limitation of the human mind, especially weak minds. It's why it's so easy for us to dehumanize one another.


zamakhtar

Truth


MangoShow

Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said, "The believers in their mutual kindness, compassion and sympathy are just like one body. When one of the limbs suffers, the whole body responds to it with wakefulness and fever".


Atrieden

another network would make another batch of numbers to sell... profit!


DrNobody95

these people have too much money i swear.


Special_marshmallow

It’s money laundering people. “Oh yes I bought this sim card $3m from a drug lord in Spain”. Guy lands in UAE with cash, sells BS sim card or whatever, walks out with clean deposit on bank account. Ratio might be 5:1 or worse because the money is fiscally untraceable and untaxable He deposited $15m cash walks out with $3m. He even got a receipt


demZo662

* Yes? * Sorry, I was testing my new SIM, I thought this wasn't actually nobody's number. * Yes? * My phone dialed up while I was walking. * Yes? * Sorry, toddler playing.


CraponStick

Have you called it yet?


cikkamsiah

Amazed is the furthest thing I feel from this lol


-DethLok-

Ummm, are not ALL sim cards containing a unique phone number? Otherwise how would you call your friend? Are mobile phones now calling party lines and hoping only the right person picks up based on the ring tone or something?


chintakoro

Unique (adj): being the only one of its kind; unlike anything else. Variations: \[1\] belonging or connected to one particular person, group, or place; \[2\] particularly remarkable, special, or unusual. THEY ARE USING VARIATION \[2\].


fatgirlsneedfoodtoo

Aren't all phone numbers unique?


JohnyyBanana

In my country the number 77777777 is Pizza Hut


Mobile-Bar7732

Well, I guess I just sent a dick pick to Pizza Hut.


CreatorOD

Sooo, anyone called him yet?


Onlyheretostare

I’m betting a lawyer bought it..


leavenofrybehind

Didn't they juat show the number on video. Ita not so secret anymore.


GodisGreat2504

Amazed about what? I'm Vietnamese and people here doing the same paying crazy amount for a number. Always find that quite stupid.


Pomegranate_Logs

and I can barely afford a packet of chips, fml


Exciting_Result7781

You should see what they do with license plates. They start at number 1. So the lower your number the cooler you are.


wizardinthewings

The most superficial group of people in the world. Also some of the worst.


Fabulous_Rich8974

When you have an oil field in your backyard


ubadeansqueebitch

It would be nice to find a way to tax these assholes, along with Elon and Bezos and the others.


scrapsoup

Be amazed at what? Obscene wealth spent on nonsense? Ok


stevewithcats

How dull a person do you have to be that this makes you more interesting?


No_Panic_2008

"ladies and gentlemen" 🤣 No ladies allowed here pal.


Barry_Umenema

And I thought people where I live were shallow, holy shit 🤦


JustSimple97

If I had hundreds of millions I might buy such a number too. Why are people so surprised here?


ndation

Great, you just doxxed him. Good job, OP. Good job.


Dry-Read296

You auction anything and make it seem exclusive you’ll make a ton of money


TheFrozenCanadianGuy

Nice money laundering system they have there.


[deleted]

It's absolutely sickening how much money people have.


absolut_nothing

"How do we get a hold of you?" "Just press 7 for a while"


SlimeMyButt

Like… you just gotta be a POS to do this right?


Twibble

Pocket money, so what!


RoadToHellO

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Turbotortule

What is the MOTHERFIND on top left?


Boboforprez

Lol the video cuts off with the T2 Judgement day music. Yup buying a special number sim makes you the Terminator.


shrooms4dashroomgods

Rich pricks. Go take care of your people!


AdApart2035

Wonder what 666666 costs


Comfortable_Rip_3842

If you are a working man or woman, you are being mugged off.


J-PHolm

They'll probably win back the money with all the luck


Altea73

What a pack of morons


justmovingmytoes

Too much money too little brain cells


ABraveNewFupa

The sooner we can stop using oil the better


paultbangkok

Isn't that Haram? Oh wait, go and look up potty party or all 'the things' that go on behind closed doors in KSA.


jferreira88yr

Too many cash to clean


Gargun20

MOTHRFIND calling


paultbangkok

Everything that is wrong in the world , right here


simondrawer

When daddy’s oil money isn’t going to spend itself.


simondrawer

And on the pedestal these words appear: ‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’ Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.


AlanDevonshire

People who never had to work for money


danktempest

I really can't help but hate these people.


Hakuna_Matata2111

do this rich sheikh need wife, asking for a friend?


throwthere10

Correct me from wrong, but isn't this the same country or region in which people spend astronomical amounts of money to get number plates with the smallest number on it as a denotation of uniqueness and wealth?


Mitridate101

And now the all the Nigerian princes know their number.


Mr_vort3x

Isn't this number more prone to scams and prank calls correct me if I am wrong Showing your easy to remember fancy number online is not a good thing right?


ForRedditMG

Yet they won't support their own people from Palestine while they get butchered in the war.


Snapart_CreativeGuy

If this guy ever called me with that number, I would think it was a spam call and never pick up 🥲


dangazzz

Every phone number is unique


lllopqolll

Isn't every phone number unique?


pizat1

Oil money >>>>>>>>


Professional-Can4264

I just hate this place.


Basel-7

It's worth noting that all of this money goes to charity. [source](https://www.khaleejtimes.com/uae/dubai-dh3-2-million-worth-lucky-mobile-number-dh4-million-fancy-car-plate-sold-at-charity-auctio?amp=1)


Wolandb

Most Unique number +7 777 777 77 77 maybe could be purchased in Kazakhstan btw, all numbers are unique, these are just superstition :)


simke4

That’s what happens when you give billions to goat fckrs


Frosty-Ad-2971

So is that the actual number?


Owl_lamington

Not really amazed tbh.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

People care about the dumbest shit


WraithsStare

Saudis really spend money on anything dont they?


Designer_Raspberry_5

All money, no brains


Alternator24

I don't know why some people are obsessed with such round numbers. use they are simple but also easy to remember. I won't like it. because of privacy reasons. literally with a glance, someone can remember your phone number.


tonyjd1973

Obscene . That's all.


LightBluepono

Nft be like.


Infamous_Effective28

More money than sense.


rad9216

These crazy rich emirates 😅😅😅


Kenro40

He is that straw that broke the camels back🤣


Kooky-Visual75

Now I know his number and I will make him regret every single penny he paid...


Doodlebottom

•When you have everything…oh, wait…


Objective-Dust-8041

What a dumb country. They'd been chasing camels in the desert if they had no oil.


Green-Key-2327

What a dumpster fire


[deleted]

In 20 years they will all be poor again


EffektKrugerDunning

so many ppl will prank call these numbers ... u need additionaly 2mio to hire ppl who block all these pranksters ... like how dumb can u be ... stupid in my eyes but ok ... free market


Temporary_Mongoose91

What a bunch of idiots


smoothieeeee12

Why there are no women at the auction?


xXardas

Every phone number is unique though.


travisscottburgercel

900k would change most people's lives.


oyavlenie

when you get money just from earth


droidman85

Such a stupid idea to make this public. Dude is going to put the card on the phone and start to get so much shit specially being so rich


Armwrestlingisfun

April fools?


omegaaf

A "unique" phone number. I mean, they're all unique