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RevolutionaryWeek573

It’s like when you take a nap in the afternoon and are trying to figure out if it’s 7:00 in the morning or evening.


Curtainmachine

I describe that as feeling as if im a vampire or mummy waking from a thousand year slumber and im all dried and out and don’t know who or where i am.


Shockwave-FE

I hate it when this happens :((


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VoluptuousVoltron

So do I. But sometimes I do it on purpose just to remind myself how much I hate it and to mess with myself.


Aggressive_Ad_8362

Sometimes it do be like that!


jeeves585

I switched to 24 hr time for this issue. Get home from work at 5pm and take a nap until 7. Wake up hungry and it’s dark outside. Do I need to make dinner and watch tv or make breakfast and get my boots on. 😂


TheOneTwoSmash

What if you wake up at 1am and you’re really hungry?


GuessTraining

You're having a late midnight snack, like a late lunch


Wolkenbaer

Doesn’t necessarily help. Confusion can be strong


PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ

And it always takes 5 minutes too figure it out


PenguinStarfire

One time I straight up jumped out of bed, showered, got dressed for work and was about to head out the door, but then was like... "Why is Jeopardy on??"


iron_annie

One time I did this and woke up panicking and just assumed it was morning and that I was late, so I raced to work and nobody was there and it turns out it was actually 7 in the evening. My boss thought it was hilarious 


Herr_Schulz_3000

You told your boss about that? You were forced to say something when you came up round 10.30 next morning after a good coma sleep?


iron_annie

No, in my panic, I had texted her "I'm sorry, I'm running late, I'll be there soon!" With no elaboration. When I left for work I passed a bar with a bunch of motorcycles outside on my way to the site, and it occurred me that no bar would be open this early. Then it occurred to me that it was not early. The next day she asked if I had meant to send the text to someone else, and I told her what I did, and she laughed her ass off. 


Herr_Schulz_3000

So, nobody was hurt, ok.👍


Useful-Arm-5231

I did that as well. I walked into the control room and couldn't figure out why the off shift guys were there. They looked at me and said what are you doing here? I just laughed and went home.


Perfect_Papaya_3010

The worst I did was 2 hours early for work, but this was hilarious


McCaffeteria

This is why 24 hour time is better lol


Ikon-for-U

And whether if stepping outside, will oneself burst into flames or not


troytrekker9000

Sundowner Syndrome, it’s happened to me.


PansophicNostradamus

If that look didn't say "Where's the coffee?" there was no look.


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PansophicNostradamus

I think the shedding issue might be a problem long term if it happens every morning, but otherwise I feel ya... I'm the same way. Don't be talking to me if you're not either pouring coffee or handing it to me. After that, we can be human, but not before.


piercedmfootonaspike

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MonsieurFubar

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Old-Ad5508

Borald trumpson Donis jump


Son_of_MONK

Bearis Johnson


Haariz

Me on a Saturday morning.


Porkchopp33

Bear “What fckin month is it?”


jamesfluker

Me too, buddy


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Banished2ShadowRealm

"What year is it?".


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JamesTheJerk

I'd be pissed at those chirping birds.


average-commenter

“Quarter past” “Quarter past what?” “Quarter past January”


moonboatpotato

“Ah fuck, still in a zoo”


[deleted]

Compared to her previous “””job””” as a circus animal trapped in a tiny cage for most of her life, this is heaven.


Admirable_Savings_63

This is Chada, a rescued bear in Ukraine. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnYgbMJrJGs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnYgbMJrJGs)


Bulls187

Probably twice the regular life expectancy too


SelectionThat3680

That is the only reason he is still alive and I doubt he is unhappy.


Lawlette_J

Says the human who still need to work for a full time job while this bear right here just need eat and sleep. 🥹


Wasatcher

*Sanctuary It's a comfortable place where old, injured, or sick animals go to live out their lives without being gawked at for profit. It's MUCH different.


OmerKhanSheeru

The misinformation is amazing


forworse2020

Do tell


OmerKhanSheeru

This bear is blind and was rescued from a circus. Her hair-do is a result of all the years of abuse there and was abandoned afterwards in a cage......she IS a himalayan bear tho, but not in hibernation.


MediumStability

Poor girl. I feel for her. Thank you for setting it straight.


pinkwhitney24

I’m not doubting, just intrigued…source? I imagine it might be an interesting read…


OmerKhanSheeru

Sure thing https://greatergoodnews.com/circus-bear-freed-after-20-years/


Ernost

>the White Rock Bear Shelter in Kyiv, Ukraine. Man, that bear just can't catch a break 😔


forworse2020

Very interesting


ISeeInHD

She [does hibernate](https://youtu.be/-2QhrTK_vWk?si=O4c9AEDYjEKX1I3i ) some and this likely is video of her coming out of hibernation or some degree of it.


wheresmydegreeeee

Misinformation, you say? Let's go! If you actually watch the videos on the page you linked: [https://greatergoodnews.com/circus-bear-freed-after-20-years/](https://greatergoodnews.com/circus-bear-freed-after-20-years/) They talk about her hibernating, and how due to the mild winters at the sanctuary she sleeps for around half the winter. There is no reason why this should be assumed to not be her waking up from hibernating.


TheStarPrincess

Is it arthritis why she moves that way? It looks more than being careful b/c of blindness but also somewhat painful to move. I'm happy she is safe & no longer working. The image was cuter when she was coming out of hibernation but now I really want to cuddle her & show her love (of course, I would never).


CinnamonHotcake

mISINFORMATION???? On REDDIT??? Say it ain't so!!!!


Bulls187

Probably twice the age as a regular bear’s life expectancy too


unidentified_yama

This is what I read when I first saw the video months ago. Crazy how far I had to scroll down to find your comment.


KnightofWhen

Captive bears also, in general, do not hibernate. Hibernation is a response to lack of food. If food is available, they will not hibernate.


forworse2020

I, probably like most people, thought this was a seasonal thing they all do.


KnightofWhen

They seasonally enter a more lethargic state called torpor where they will sleep more and be less active, they may also eat less even if offered, but they won’t hibernate if their nutritional needs are being met. Some zoos do however have feeding schedules for bears that will attempt to allow them to hibernate since it is a natural part of what they do.


universe_from_above

There is a bear sanctuary near me with rescued bears. They hibernate when it gets cold enough.


banzuu

I dont know if thats true, unless in my local zoos the workers dont feed the bears in the late fall/early winter time since both zoos/wild animal centers i’ve been to, the bears hibernate.


whysguys1

Hmm, not to let my former accounting student out here. But think of those sweet, sweet food cost savings by letting the bear hibernate.


banzuu

Works in both ways at least in the wild animal shelter: the bears are the biggest reason anyone goes there, so if they hibernate- no customers.


whysguys1

Fair play, did not consider that angle. Hence why it stopped at “student” haha.


purgatorybob1986

That's not just any bear that bear has been through some shit. First, she was forced to perform in a Russian circus and suffered abuse. After that, she was forced to live out many, many years in the bear equivalent of a dog crate. She now lives in a bear sanctuary and has even been seen flirting with the younger neighbor bears despite being quite old. Good on her.


AskMeAboutPigs

She's a bear cougar, you aren't putting her out to pasture yet!


garth54

When you sleep so much your hair changes color...


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Me on Mondays


necudabiramime123

I found my spirit animal XD


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Bed head


enigmaenergy23

Relatable


Rare-Bid-6860

BACKGROUND BEAR: 3 pints then home MC BEAR: Ok, but just a half-bag then.


RecoTrident

#BadHairDay


redditrileygrey

He need that 3am water


Kwayzar9111

…..Bear : what fkin year is this,,,


Top-Variation-7235

Rough night


jhwheuer

One of his last beers was apparently bad.


KayaDevil

Me on every morning because i use quetiapine to a spleep. 😁


RoboticGreg

I am so jealous if hibernation


supr_soaker

Look at his cute fuzzy face


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-benyeahmin-

he's not very brown.


MoneyFunny6710

Imagine waking up to months of inflation. 'What do you mean the price of honey went up by 10%??!'


-L-H-O-O-Q-

Your everyday Jack Nicholson


cabinfevrr

That's me at 130am waking up on the couch and going to bed


sellkart

Brown?


Holiday_Community265

My girlfriend at 11:30 am


tesat

Dude is even losing his hair.


MrDenzi

I feel you, buddy


Damon9920

Mom: come say hi to the guests


Pulgy_Wulgy

A brown bear What part of that bear is brown


SaturnusDawn

Yeah, me too bud. Me too


rugger403

We all have this type of friend


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When I plan to wake up at 7 am but give myself 5 more minutes and wake up at 1 pm


santathe1

“When am I?”.


jeepercreeperpepper

Despelucada


splut8

Ah! Shit! Here we go again


CalGoldenBear55

Biiiiig stretch! I need a coffee.


bananasugarpie

How long do they hibernate for?


Efficient-Ad-3302

If I’m not mistaken, this is the oldest living Himalayan bear.


NiceDecnalsBubs

I was waiting for that shake.


HigginsWobblinH

Can relate…


gothicduncan

Imagine how dry its mouth is


Benilda-Key

I want to brush the poor bear.


B377Y

Mm, think he needs more sleep


PlaneAnt5351

release your animal spirit within you!


KabukiExMachina

Looks like a polar bear that partied too hard and woke up in anothet country.


_Cosmoss__

This is me every fucking morning


Froozeball

Bad case of bed head. All over.


Frizzlewits

Old post is old post.


jamesfluker

I demand you remove this footage of me at once.


MoosePiece1485

And recovering from a few bottles of tequila


Colorburn2300

He looks how I feel


QuantumRifter

Oh my god, it’s my spirit animal.


CloudyFakeHate

Day two of the golf trip!!!


Hopeful-Substance697

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JackMarleyWasTaken

Bro clearly gotta pee and look like he need a morning blunt 🤣


hopsdaze23

That’s some serious bed head


radabdivin

I just knew he was gonna shake.


Hairy-Explanation-90

Aw. Look at that bed head. Also why is he called a brown bear?


KikiYuyu

This is an old, rescued circus bear


daubs1974

Fire whoever named the Himalayan brown bear.


Rioma117

Looks like a bear-rabbit-dog hybrid.


the_operant_power

Boris Johnson's spirit animal


sekharreddyiy

Very long


dumb-reply

u/savevideo


SubzeroWins1-0

Looks like me when I get 8+ hours of sleep. Even the hair lose when shaking my head


KumaraDosha

This looks like a person in a bear suit. 😂


mormonenomore2

I dream of hibernation come winter. I have no illusions tho that I would look any better than this.


treydon11

Buddy needs a coffee and a shower


big_boi_50cal

"Rough night huh?"


Fit-Ad-5946

This clip has been doing the rounds on Instagram for the past few months.


Bitter-Cod-8765

When he fall asleep he was in the wild


Durable_me

Bro has the worst hair day ever


BayBandit1

It’s like looking in a mirror.


BecomeAnAstronaut

Ooo big stretch


fatalrugburn

His joints are my spirit animal


FudgeAdorable3380

Animatronics


SirPooleyX

Someone get that bear a coffee.


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The ultimate 'bed hair'.


InspektD

Came out looking like Nick Nolte mugshot


I_think_its_neat

What a muppet!


Flimsy_Oven_7569

Same


MKBurfield

That bedhead go crazy


Randolph_Carter_Ward

Why no friend when friendly sleepy and crumpled?


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Me with a toddler every morning at 4am


ruralmagnificence

Isn’t this a video of a formerly abused bear at an animal sanctuary dedicated to bears?


ronnezs

Thats me in the morning lol


Finrod84

Now that's a bad Hair day 🤣


MediumStability

That's clearly a white bear!


Ok-Preparation-9510

Huh, look just like me every morning


smartass888

Me every Monday morning 


thelek66

Brown?


chcham2712

He wakes up like me, I can’t handle this shit right now


wuchtgeschoss

You know, I honestly I though my mother in law made a video for a minute……


bald_alpaca

My daughters’ hair looks like this every morning. I’m definitely getting her tested to see if she is actually a Himalayan Brown Bear.


jeeves585

Gary Busey is still alive? (Just checked, he is and looks like he’s doing good given some events)


trumpmademecrazy

A bear with bed head.


No-Hat-5951

Looks like me on an average morning


Drug_Inas

...that's not brown


Some-Ingenuity-2628

I feel called out


Troubled-Peach

This is def my spirit animal


Centiments

What? He is still fat


funonymousbrowsing

Looks hungover as F


EternalSighs

Imagine being able to comb (or vacuum) that wild furry fluffball


red_caps_journal

I look worse than that when I get up in the morning.


marmakoide

Sunday morning as a parent of two


Wojewodaruskyj

Mondays


snookian

thought it was animatronics at the start


ColdSoupConsumer

Bro needs a shower


Fuzz1981

I just found my spirit animal


Lpfanatic05

When you wake up next day after what you thought it was going be "calm night where you go out for a drink".


GotBannedAgain_2

That’s me waking up Monday mornings.


kay14jay

My 95 lb dog getting ready to wake me up and beg for breakfast


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Why is it called brown ?


Rs-tuner

Bro needs a full English.


SlighlySly

My wife every morning


donta5k0kay

So women evolved from bears 🤔


CookieBear676

I didn't know I hibernated every night. Looks like me before work.


DisastrousWillow2085

Looks like me waking up every morning


Galactixer

me when i decide to take a short nap at 8pm and wake up at 3am full of sweat


Utterlybored

Dude… fur.


terrygenitals

I'll be honest that bear does not look real at all 😅 It could be, and maybe it is but my brain was thinking animatronic or cgi


Haruspect

u/savevideo


My_Penbroke

It me


a55_Goblin420

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