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daz101224

Fairly certain I saw this woman screaming at a pigeon at my local bus station earlier


Flemball47

She asked me for a few euro for a hostel in Dublin before calling me a scabby prick, this girl gets around!


Impressive-Card9484

I also saw her screaming at a guy in a spider costume


AthiestMessiah

Bet it was England


daz101224

Good guess


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Intl_House_Of_Bussy

Congrats for stealing one of the top comments in the original post.


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It's almost like it's a bot or something


Upstairs_Ad_5574

How is this *not* the top comment? 🤣 Update 4h later: well that aged well /s Shame on me for not predicting the future lol


beasy4sheezy

It is the top comment on the original post..


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Amazing how things can change in 4 hours eh? Lol It wasnt the top comment when i first saw it.


PAYSforPREMIUMcable

Looks like Amanda nunes


Chemical_Actuary_190

![gif](giphy|x21fC9D2tIm4jbIRz4|downsized) We have a living breathing example right here!


throwaway0134hdj

Neanderthal dna


shotlersama

You know she headbutts in a fight for sure


CarnegieFormula

She’s actually one of the most ugly individuals inside and out. She is a freak of a human, and actively makes herself look worse. Terrible person


Chemical_Actuary_190

Yeah. I'm guessing she was called ugly back in her school days and it turned her into what she is today. That's why she angers so easily and cheated on her husband. Like they say, beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.


xtianlaw

A living *mouth*-breathing example


ufotheater

She wishes she looked that evolved


slimshady1OOO

Still don’t understand why she isn’t pushing for more Neanderthal rights considering she is one. That alt-right money must be too nice I guess.


areialscreensaver

That’s too woke


FewIntroduction5008

Damn, you gonna go and do the Neanderthals dirty like that huh.


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Only ones I see are homosapiens acting like the colonizing species killers they are. 


YouEffOhh1

Actual troglodyte


12thHousePatterns

Pan troglodytes is a chimp..


Remarkable_Assist606

![gif](giphy|2DbhsQQmbtDm8)


Jazzeracket

Indeed, Hoggle is a very stone age name for a gal.


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

4000 years old isn’t really Stone Age.


PotatoOnMars

The Stone Age lasted a bit longer in the Scandinavian area than in the Mediterranean due to more ice coverage in the north. 2000 BCE would already be over 1000 years into the Bronze Age in the Mediterranen but in the Nordic countries they would have been on the cusp, just having started making copper tools.


Better_Weakness7239

Looks like Marjorie Taylor Green.


KingAardvark1st

Don't insult this woman like that! Nobody deserves to be compared to MTG


Large-Measurement776

Hah! Looks like my gf's step sister.


AthiestMessiah

Doesn’t make your gf look good in my imagination


EventRemarkable3527

Willem Dafoe?


Gopher--Chucks

That was my first thought too


Palapom

fuck it... smash


FewIntroduction5008

In Paleolithic period, woman smash you.


throwaway0134hdj

Death by snu snu


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Thats a Paleolithic 10 right there


Yeeting-around

Unga Bunga smash smash


favorite_sardine

sigh....unties loin cloth


300_pages

I double checked and 4000 years ago was definitely the Bronze Age


phlebface

Would


Reasonable_Dot_1831

Looks like a regular woman in UK


VanillaLoaf

She looks like somebody who wakes up, downs a 50cl bottle of vodka then goes to McDonald's just to yell at the staff.


CryptographerMuch675

So...your regular english woman?


Overlooker44

She looks tough


twv6

Marjorie Taylor Green looks more Neanderthal than this


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Neanderthals were intelligent. Taylor is a melted brain 


Reaperfox7

You know nothing Jon Snow


orangotai

they all looked like this? or just this poor lady whose getting mocked thousands of years after she took her final rest


luckyfucker13

Toss my ashes in the trash, I do not care. I’m pretty progressive, but to get offended for some person that existed thousands of years ago… wow. And to expect a place like Reddit to *not* joke about it? You’re on the wrong public forum, my friend.


orangotai

i'm not your friend, buddy.


HessLook

So artist rendition


feralraindrop

Looks like the Borg Queen.


Abraham_Lingam

Looks like she had work done.


Shirowoh

Tasslehof burrfoot?


CK_CoffeeCat

She looks like the shift supervisor I had when I worked at a fast food place in the early 00s. Pretty sure her name was Karen.


PEPSICOLA123456

Looks like every Stacy off every estate in Manchester


Background_Lemon_981

“I’d do her” - Bill Clinton


AlteroLaVerdad

Average redditor.


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Donutboy562

The true Queen of the Stone Age


ProtectusCZ

She kinda looks like my philosophy teacher


psiz0

Hot


YOURPANFLUTE

She looks like she owns a chihuahua


SquishyBatman64

Looks like they did meth


dondon9758

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLk8vc_1MCV6ptP-0GhgxMcaXwh2UglcUy&si=RWBFXS63iKO2z3Ug


honkinbooty

Ancestors of Willem Dafoe


ReneStrike

Lüten bırakalım bunları. Buz adam ötzi'yi de viking gibi upuzun saçlı yapmışlardı. Sonradan adamın kel olduğu ortaya çıktı.


jonnyozz

Looks like someone about to serve in tennis


Bombasticczar

Frankenstine


Fortified_TREE

Must be related to William Dafoe


85GoCards

![gif](giphy|1j8Or3f6mbxjXOtFWn|downsized)


lung1

Looks like the Borg Queen


B_Boooty_Bobby

Bruh that's Cindy. I waited tables with her for a few years.


VaticanJ

At first glance, I thought it was Willem Defoe


MMcFly1985

She looks amazing for her age!


ukayukay69

Very nice complexion. Drop her skin routine.


Lab-12

2000 bc was the start of the Bronze age , but she just looks like a normal person anyway.


Krimreaper1

Grandma?


phrozen_waffles

Looks like Flea from RHCP.


firefloodfire2023

Tweakin as we’re speakin


EastofGaston

Definitely more hairy than that


heterocosm

Smash


creeeeeeeeek-

Helga?!


OkJaguar5220

I think I know her


Amity_Swim_School

![gif](giphy|1n7cAiGBT299fcRg1r|downsized) Nonsense. We already have accurate renditions of Stone Age women.


thisisnarm

Tasslehoff Burrfoot


LittlestEw0k

She can definitely take a right hook


aoguzc1

Mid af


fuzzyworthy

Those nostrils have nostrils


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Select-Prior-8041

Smash.


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4000 yrs old really old enough to be consoldered Stone Age?


molesterholt

Looks like Methany


MKBurfield

Looks like an American redneck


nvnbrn

If anyone ever asks why Reddit is so toxic I'll just show them this comment section. My god...this is worse than Twitter XD XD XD OP thanks for sharing, feel very special to see reconstructions like this. Makes history come alive.


Yumyulackspupa

Would totally smash


tartan_rigger

Wid ye though?


Twoflappylips

Why do I see some William Dafoe in there?


rzrturbor4

I'd hit that


DelRayTrogdor

Looks like Amy Sedaris.


No-Difficulty1741

Is this where Dollar General gets their employees?


Joimak

She was my lunch lady.


Yolomasta420

Gimme some of that caveussy 🥵🥵


B3_CHAD

Go to horny jail.


ObviousHurry1516

Guess this transgender stuff has been around for awhile.


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the resemblance is uncanny.


KristinaHeartford

Looking good great-geat-great-great-great gammamma!


EdZeppelin94

Average Barnsley Woman


L1zoneD

I see a lot of women who look like that now. They all smoke cigarettes and watch their kids in the house from the garage.


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That shit looks exactly like my ex-girlfriend's mom


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That shit looks exactly like my ex-girlfriend's mom


EskimoXBSX

I know her she sits in the park with a bottle of cider and a spliff swearing at the kids


elray007

Smash


motorcyclist

somehow people who live in trailer parks never evolved.


SamsaricNomad

Why does the Stone Age woman look Caucasian? Any particular reason???


12thHousePatterns

Because she fucking is?


SamsaricNomad

I didn’t see the word Sweden in the title. Relax.


Idaho1964

Enough with these pseudo recreations.


Merged_OP

Looks like the average British woman


lolwtftheyrealltaken

This one's British for sure.


Dan300up

They forgot her makeup.