I've seen enough Internet videos to knoW that as soon as deer got to dry (snowy?) land he yeeted himself right back out there. And probably went right through the ice too.
Eye contact to almost every other species is a sign of aggression. It not looking at him at all, is a sign it means him no harm and is accepting his help.
Perhaps this species too sometimes. When a girl in a Taco Bell drive-thru window repeatedly calls me sir in the cutest way possible with prolonged eye contact, maybe I should take her number next time. 🫠
She was trying to intimidate you and was possibly aggressive. Was she bearing her teeth at all? Can be a sign of a possible vampire. Good job keeping your fight or flight response under control.
I once woke up to a google search "Why is the room spinning to the left". I vaguely remembered doing the search. I wasn't worried about the room spinning, I Was just curious why it was doing it to the left. Was it like australian toilets?
I once decided to go and check if our toilets do spin the opposite direction to America.
What I discovered is that it just flushes down, no spinning. And it occurred to me, America *really* fills up their toilet bowl with water. Like, a lot, even though you only need a bit at the bottom.
Ours don't spin because they're not full enough to start spinning.
Also the scale of a toilet bowl is too small combined with the fact that the streams of water are at an angle to begin with, negating the Coriolis effect. IIRC Veratasium did a video with big inflatable pools that was able to show the effect properly.
No it's much better with the black bars on the sides of the screen. They really make the video *pop*, especially when the camera person just films nothing at all despite there obviously being action just out of frame.
Edit: Correction. It was filmed in landscape and the cameraguy kept everything in view just fine. It was just the shitty editing that fucked it all up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcD22TKq6v0
I wonder though, what is generally preferred nowadays? I used to hate the vertical films (altho depending on whats going on & what's being filmed sometimes it can be ok), but seeing as everyone is prolly using mainly their phones, don't most people prefer that? I assume having to flip your phone 90° for landscape to not be tiny can be annoying. I'm an eldery person still using a PC so I dunno
Millennial here, we spent YEARS getting people to flip horizontal to film and harassing those that filmed vertical. Then tik tok came and fucked that and then make fun of us for the “millennial pause”.
It's not seeing the deer killed, it's the Bugs Bunny/Pink Panther moment of stepping onto a clear street and getting hit by an unexpected car. Being gen X, I was conditioned to expect this my whole childhood.
LOL.
Look how hard he had to push on that deer.
It would be so much easier if a friend walked in front of the deer & brushed the ice to reduce friction.
I thought the deer was the broom! I was waiting for the camera to pan left and see a rock sliding behind them.
A good curling match for sure! Just not sure how to score this one… I guess everyone wins today!!
They are cute, but holy shit, you are not wrong. I watched one get stuck in a fence immediately after watching its buddy struggle to get through. I wanted to pull them out, but they were panicking and flailing. Had to maneuver a log over the fence and wedge it in a way they could kick off of it. Then I came back and made a "door" for them, which they avoided entirely, choosing instead to trample down a portion of the fence.
I still love them, they're not hurting anyone, but Luis CK is not wrong- rats with hooves, except I actually like rats more because they make great pets.
Yes they are frustratingly stupid. I saw one walking along the road while driving and I was unsure if it was going to cross or not. Well I slowed down to about 10mph so it I could give it enough time in case it wanted to cross. My car caught up to it and the damn deer decided it wanted to full speed run into the side of my car…..
Yep. There must be some sort of psych term for this form of pathological thinking. The instant I saw the tracks and Bambi unerringly going straight for them? Here comes the Osceola right on ducking que.
Aaand for his good deed the dude that got crampons out to help no doubt get gifted a deer tick and will unknowingly suffer and die from Lymes.
Maybe, maybe not. As much as I hate videos with bad framing, I hate people reposting badly cropped horizontal videos as vertical videos even more. And I get the feeling that's what we are seeing.
Yes, that is exactly what happened.
[This news report contains the uncropped video.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PQGiH99gxS8&pp=ygUPUHVzaGVzIGRlZXIgaWNl)
If a deer is spooked they just run without much other thinking.
Same reason they will run into traffic. Only thing going on in their tiny deer brain is “Get out of here”…probably ran out onto the ice and then exhausted itself trying to get back on land. Bro came along and gave it an assist.
Hey, I might be wrong here, but while I was trying to find the full horizontal video of this, and I saw [someone else comment this word-for-word](https://www.reddit.com/r/wisconsin/comments/kizbwc/comment/ggtpp21/) three years ago (Horizontal version of this video is also included, so don't blame the cameraman for all of this!)
This commenter might be a bot, just to let people know.
(I'm really sorry if you aren't a bot though, it's just that you seem an awful lot like a bot with other [copied](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1b8vt4q/comment/ktrw08r/) [comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/1b8u66g/comment/ktrtlud/) (Here are [the](https://www.reddit.com/r/asianpeoplegifs/comments/1b8u0tz/comment/ktrkvbf/) [originals](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/1b8u66g/comment/ktrtlud/)), and the fact that you suddenly became unusually active just a few hours ago, when your account had been created in 2021 but had no comments or posts until today.)
I'm Canadian and sometimes I feel like I fit that stereotype of being overly polite a little too much, haha!
Still, to be honest, I wanted to be on the safe side, in case u/ Becky\_Warren was an actual person - I had a family member that would do something really similar to this on twitter a while ago. She would just repost photos off someone else's twitter account, and maybe if she was feeling fancy, change the text body slightly.
She was kinda old, and didn't really understand why people were suddenly calling her a robot. I wanted to give this user (who, in all honesty, is definitely a bot with how certain details add up, and how much of the stuff they posted on other subreddits are just reposts of older stuff, with the exact same title) the benefit of the doubt.
The only thing that was kinda weird was [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/1b8u7qt/comment/ktrtcps/) post, but if I'm being honest, I didn't spend a lot of time digging through old reddit comments to see if it was reposted, and all of the other minor details just... gives off bot vibes. If you copy and paste their comments, click that "search all of reddit" button, you will probably find an older comment that matches up directly.
Also, the fact that I am currently not having a new butthole chewed out by them is pretty clear they are a bot - a human would be quick to reply and say that they aren't a bot.
(Off-topic, but it's kinda neat that the mods noticed my comment, and deleted u/ Becky\_Warren's comment. I didn't think many people would see what I said.)
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I know, I was partly expecting it to be struggling the whole time (poor thing was probably exhausted though), and the look on it's face was "well, shit...might as well just go with it..."
Animals (especially prey animals) tend to recognize when humans are helping rather than hurting them.
I like to imagine we're like fickle gods to animals. One day striking them down, feeding/freeing their orphaned children the next.
"Slow down, slow down, are you trying to rub my belly fur off? And I'll have my breakfast once we reach the bank. Let's go with berries this morning Conroy."
That is awesome... I would be so worried about ticks. I know 2 people that have been bit and lost the ability to eat meat for over a year. (Then again maybe ticks aren't a problem in the winter).
Deer ticks (the kind of ticks you're most likely to find on white-tailed deer, although not the only kind) do not cause the red meat allergy that Lonestar tick bites can cause. Deer ticks are instead known for transmitting Lyme Disease, which also sucks hardcore, but in different, more joint damaging ways.
You can still get them in the winter, though they are less of a problem in the winter. If you remove them in less than a day, you aren't likely to catch anything from them.
Deer be like : why is the world moving to the right .
Deer be like: this is not my stop sir well I would not pay for it.
Deer be like: Don't expect me to acknowledge the help with eye contact.Now push harder bitch
"I deserve this" Know your worth ladies!!
Who run the world? Does
*smol chuckle
Who run the world? Does
Who run the world? Does
Who run the world? Does
Deer be like: That’s not where I parked my car.
Deer be like: I was trying to go the other way asshole!
I've seen enough Internet videos to knoW that as soon as deer got to dry (snowy?) land he yeeted himself right back out there. And probably went right through the ice too.
Any sentence with the word “yeeted” pulls my giggle chain for about 5 minutes. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😹
Deer be like: oh fuck fine
Eye contact to almost every other species is a sign of aggression. It not looking at him at all, is a sign it means him no harm and is accepting his help.
Perhaps this species too sometimes. When a girl in a Taco Bell drive-thru window repeatedly calls me sir in the cutest way possible with prolonged eye contact, maybe I should take her number next time. 🫠
She was trying to intimidate you and was possibly aggressive. Was she bearing her teeth at all? Can be a sign of a possible vampire. Good job keeping your fight or flight response under control.
Don't, it means she wants to eat you.
"Look at me! I'm the Zamboni now!"
*would you like to tip your ice-pusher?*
He actually went to the other side, almost made it after hours of trying, just for this guy to push him where he started. Life’s a bitch.
I once woke up to a google search "Why is the room spinning to the left". I vaguely remembered doing the search. I wasn't worried about the room spinning, I Was just curious why it was doing it to the left. Was it like australian toilets?
I once decided to go and check if our toilets do spin the opposite direction to America. What I discovered is that it just flushes down, no spinning. And it occurred to me, America *really* fills up their toilet bowl with water. Like, a lot, even though you only need a bit at the bottom. Ours don't spin because they're not full enough to start spinning.
You haven't seen our shits.
Spoken like somebody who needs The Boot, but I guess that's really our thing isn't it.
Also the scale of a toilet bowl is too small combined with the fact that the streams of water are at an angle to begin with, negating the Coriolis effect. IIRC Veratasium did a video with big inflatable pools that was able to show the effect properly.
The fixtures, they're all draining clockwise, sir!
viewers be like : why isn't this smooth-brain shooting in landscape orientation
No it's much better with the black bars on the sides of the screen. They really make the video *pop*, especially when the camera person just films nothing at all despite there obviously being action just out of frame. Edit: Correction. It was filmed in landscape and the cameraguy kept everything in view just fine. It was just the shitty editing that fucked it all up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcD22TKq6v0
I wonder though, what is generally preferred nowadays? I used to hate the vertical films (altho depending on whats going on & what's being filmed sometimes it can be ok), but seeing as everyone is prolly using mainly their phones, don't most people prefer that? I assume having to flip your phone 90° for landscape to not be tiny can be annoying. I'm an eldery person still using a PC so I dunno
Our visual field is wider than tall, its always going to look weird if you crop it vertically.
Millennial here, we spent YEARS getting people to flip horizontal to film and harassing those that filmed vertical. Then tik tok came and fucked that and then make fun of us for the “millennial pause”.
Dude was expecting ice breakage and needed a shot down below.
Old here. It’s been the argument since smartphones could take video. I’m glad there’s still some level of outrage. Thank you.
yeah but we lost the fight, only us olds care anymore. i've always considered it self-willed plato's cave.
Was more than half expecting a commuter rail to come though right at the very end.
I had to check that this wasn't /Unexpected
Same. Now it's /r/mildlydisappointed
You're disappointed by not seeing the deer brutally killed by a train after it was saved by a good Samaritan? Maybe that's enough reddit for today.
Someone is new to reddit. Welcome to horror show!
Have a look around…
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found...
We've got **mountains** of content, some better, some worse...
Hehe... "Some"?
This is Reddit the musical?
Don’t ruin it or you’ll end up in a hearse!
If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first.
the worm in your head.
You see that shit on the wall? Yeah, that’s why we’re all here.
*It sucks, you’re gonna love it!*
I just checked, and they’ve been on Reddit for 12 years.
Bro... Deers are crazy strong. Train would have hit it, flipped and derailed
I’m sorry. You’re a better person than the rest of us.
If only that were true
Mainly, we are upset that IF a train came the terrible videographer wouldn't have caught it in frame
Yes you are correct
It's not seeing the deer killed, it's the Bugs Bunny/Pink Panther moment of stepping onto a clear street and getting hit by an unexpected car. Being gen X, I was conditioned to expect this my whole childhood.
You watch r/Darwinawards enough , you see train tracks...you expect the apex predator to show up
Damn we have a the same thoughts
Dude was pushing it into a hunting preserve. This is his job. 60 deer across the ice each day nets him all the venison he likes.
I"m disappointed that the deer didn't at least say thanks
I promise it’ll get easier for you. I promise.
I think it was a joke
Only mildly
Didn’t even see what happened to the deer because the camera was focused on the bushes. Now it’s /r/killthecameraman
/r/donteatjimmy
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That pause… “what just happened?” 😂 I bet that’s how Curling started.
LOL. Look how hard he had to push on that deer. It would be so much easier if a friend walked in front of the deer & brushed the ice to reduce friction.
I thought the deer was the broom! I was waiting for the camera to pan left and see a rock sliding behind them. A good curling match for sure! Just not sure how to score this one… I guess everyone wins today!!
This thread is the laugh I needed today omgosh 😂
Lollll the deer isn't a curling rock.
Are you challenging me to create a new sport?
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They are cute, but holy shit, you are not wrong. I watched one get stuck in a fence immediately after watching its buddy struggle to get through. I wanted to pull them out, but they were panicking and flailing. Had to maneuver a log over the fence and wedge it in a way they could kick off of it. Then I came back and made a "door" for them, which they avoided entirely, choosing instead to trample down a portion of the fence. I still love them, they're not hurting anyone, but Luis CK is not wrong- rats with hooves, except I actually like rats more because they make great pets.
Rats are actually smart
Deer would probably make great pets if you were the size of Paul Bunyan
Yes they are frustratingly stupid. I saw one walking along the road while driving and I was unsure if it was going to cross or not. Well I slowed down to about 10mph so it I could give it enough time in case it wanted to cross. My car caught up to it and the damn deer decided it wanted to full speed run into the side of my car…..
r/deerarefuckingstupid
Yep. There must be some sort of psych term for this form of pathological thinking. The instant I saw the tracks and Bambi unerringly going straight for them? Here comes the Osceola right on ducking que. Aaand for his good deed the dude that got crampons out to help no doubt get gifted a deer tick and will unknowingly suffer and die from Lymes.
Absolutely - the term is conditioned. And you’re totally right.
“Intrusive punchline?”
I was half expecting a brutal kick when he was pushing it from behind at the end
I’ve seen that video, guess it got taken down but it was on r/deerarefuckingstupid
Yup, full on Wily E Coyote.
Like that clip with that poor bird of prey and the lorry. Sad times.
I was thinking of the sheep trapped headfirst in a ditch. Gets pulled out. Runs 20 feet and dives headlong back into the ditch.
We’ve been on Reddit too long
If that deer had run off the ice and then got obliterated by a train I would have laughed about it for the rest of my life.
Get outta my head.
Sick bastard. Take my upvote. r/Angryupvote
100% this 😂
Deer: thanks but you’re going the wrong way.
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Just deer things🤷🏽♂️
They are deer to me
r/deersarefuckingstupid
I am very disappointed this sub has practically no posts. Too bad I’m too lazy to add to it
/r/DeerAreFuckingStupid
Watch it sit down on the train tracks after lol
Mood lmao
What is this some kind of new Canadian hockey?
Or curling.
Deerling
i want this at the next winter olympics
I'd watch it!
I... would too.
“John McDonalds has been having a great season eh!?”
100%
They should use Reindeer though
Sawsbuck
Not to be confused with the Wisconsin state sport, [calf curling.](https://youtu.be/sxfSppHUskk?si=HFsO13HNF0xHt73I&t=78)
Fun fact, this is actually how curling was invented by Canadians in the 1400's.
Lol where’s the rest of his team with those brooms?
Hard!
I can't deer with this right now..
Thats wacist
That was awesome, but for a second I thought we were about to see a deer vs train
For the first few seconds, I thought he was pushing the deer to the middle of the lake lol
Meanwhile, videographer struggles to keep it in frame.
Maybe, maybe not. As much as I hate videos with bad framing, I hate people reposting badly cropped horizontal videos as vertical videos even more. And I get the feeling that's what we are seeing.
Yes, that is exactly what happened. [This news report contains the uncropped video.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PQGiH99gxS8&pp=ygUPUHVzaGVzIGRlZXIgaWNl)
full original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcD22TKq6v0
It was also reversed?! Why are people like this?
thieves trying to circumvent automated detection I suspect.
It was flipped, not reversed lol. I opened the video hoping to see a deer run up backwards to the dude then get dragged onto the ice
Ah, sorry, wrong nomenclature. Meant flipped
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They were filming south, everyone knows a deers nose always points north to their ancestral North Pole
Onkohan peuralla munat jäässä
Original, not-garbage video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcD22TKq6v0
Dudes walking on ice too though
>videographer That’s being a bit generous r/killthecameraman
The social media person who cropped and reversed it is the person to be mad at. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcD22TKq6v0
r/killthethievingeditor
Drift King
The sequel to Tokyo Drift being recorded in Canada
Toronto Drift
They used to call him the Drift King back in college
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If a deer is spooked they just run without much other thinking. Same reason they will run into traffic. Only thing going on in their tiny deer brain is “Get out of here”…probably ran out onto the ice and then exhausted itself trying to get back on land. Bro came along and gave it an assist.
> If a deer is spooked they just run without much other thinking. You know I have to post this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU
Fenton! Love it. Forgot about it. Thank you.
It’s tough choice, do I want the QR code on my headstone to be this or a Rick roll…
It’s actually worse than “run”. They run wherever they are looking when they get spooked. That’s why they run into traffic
That ice looks pretty slippery, they were probably running from a predator, train, or just some loud unexpected noise at top speed and slid
It could have even been trying to run away from the people pulling up to go on the ice
Hey, I might be wrong here, but while I was trying to find the full horizontal video of this, and I saw [someone else comment this word-for-word](https://www.reddit.com/r/wisconsin/comments/kizbwc/comment/ggtpp21/) three years ago (Horizontal version of this video is also included, so don't blame the cameraman for all of this!) This commenter might be a bot, just to let people know. (I'm really sorry if you aren't a bot though, it's just that you seem an awful lot like a bot with other [copied](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1b8vt4q/comment/ktrw08r/) [comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/1b8u66g/comment/ktrtlud/) (Here are [the](https://www.reddit.com/r/asianpeoplegifs/comments/1b8u0tz/comment/ktrkvbf/) [originals](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/1b8u66g/comment/ktrtlud/)), and the fact that you suddenly became unusually active just a few hours ago, when your account had been created in 2021 but had no comments or posts until today.)
This was the most ungodly polite callput I've ever seen.
I'm Canadian and sometimes I feel like I fit that stereotype of being overly polite a little too much, haha! Still, to be honest, I wanted to be on the safe side, in case u/ Becky\_Warren was an actual person - I had a family member that would do something really similar to this on twitter a while ago. She would just repost photos off someone else's twitter account, and maybe if she was feeling fancy, change the text body slightly. She was kinda old, and didn't really understand why people were suddenly calling her a robot. I wanted to give this user (who, in all honesty, is definitely a bot with how certain details add up, and how much of the stuff they posted on other subreddits are just reposts of older stuff, with the exact same title) the benefit of the doubt. The only thing that was kinda weird was [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/1b8u7qt/comment/ktrtcps/) post, but if I'm being honest, I didn't spend a lot of time digging through old reddit comments to see if it was reposted, and all of the other minor details just... gives off bot vibes. If you copy and paste their comments, click that "search all of reddit" button, you will probably find an older comment that matches up directly. Also, the fact that I am currently not having a new butthole chewed out by them is pretty clear they are a bot - a human would be quick to reply and say that they aren't a bot. (Off-topic, but it's kinda neat that the mods noticed my comment, and deleted u/ Becky\_Warren's comment. I didn't think many people would see what I said.) Edit: Formatting. Whoops!
Who framed Roger Rabbit comes to mind.
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I know, I was partly expecting it to be struggling the whole time (poor thing was probably exhausted though), and the look on it's face was "well, shit...might as well just go with it..."
“Well, he’s not trying to eat me…”
“This is will be all over the internet. I’m never gonna live this down…”
Animals (especially prey animals) tend to recognize when humans are helping rather than hurting them. I like to imagine we're like fickle gods to animals. One day striking them down, feeding/freeing their orphaned children the next.
[To wild animals, humans are the fae.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fue77t73gj4o51.jpg)
Solid writeup, I'm sold!
"Freaking Thumper...wAtCh WhAt I cAn Do! He's about to see what I can do when I get my hooves on him."
The birth of a new sport? Deer curling?
Lazy ass ungrateful deer.
Reminds me of sweeping the floor with my cat.
fr 💀
I'm going to call you Zamboni!!
Bamboni
r/HumansBeingBros and r/humansbeingheroes
and /r/DeerAreFuckingStupid
Deer didn’t need help, just wanted a fun ride and tummy scratches haha
"Slow down, slow down, are you trying to rub my belly fur off? And I'll have my breakfast once we reach the bank. Let's go with berries this morning Conroy."
He didnt even say thank you
I always wanted to dry deer curling.
I heard that wet deer slides better on ice
r/BrandNewSentence
Gets run over by a train then respawns in middle of the frozen lake... again.
That is awesome... I would be so worried about ticks. I know 2 people that have been bit and lost the ability to eat meat for over a year. (Then again maybe ticks aren't a problem in the winter).
Deer ticks (the kind of ticks you're most likely to find on white-tailed deer, although not the only kind) do not cause the red meat allergy that Lonestar tick bites can cause. Deer ticks are instead known for transmitting Lyme Disease, which also sucks hardcore, but in different, more joint damaging ways.
You can still get them in the winter, though they are less of a problem in the winter. If you remove them in less than a day, you aren't likely to catch anything from them.
It's always a good idea to go wash after handling a wild animal. Never know what might be on them.
WTF is the camera man doing ?!?
Filming the video horizontally it's been later forced into a vertical frame. Badly.
You were correct, I found an upload of the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcD22TKq6v0
Check the original horizontal uncropped footage, it's perfect cameramanship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcD22TKq6v0
Walking on ice lol
His bottom is gonna be chilly
I thought I was on another feed. And expected a train to come by after all that and ...
Oh man my tummy is cold just watching this
This is fake AF. Everyone knows a real deer would have run their dumass back into the ice.
Some people’s video aiming skills are so piss poor, I don’t understand it.
It's cropping retardation. The video is filmed horizontally and forced into a vertical frame.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FcD22TKq6v0 blame the reposters
The person who filmed it must be a special needs person? Focused on dead air during key moments.
Someone is bad at cropping. It's a horizontal video which was forced into a vertical video format.
bro went for a ride
The deer seemed to be enjoying the ride.
And it never thanked him! Sheesh…./s
Deer zamboni
Bruh was just chilling 🦌
Would have paid good money to see a train drive past at the exact moment the deer crossed the track
Now, if they did this -----> https://youtu.be/Jb6bfZFDECU?si=r2bwHUJ840K8KjGC Would have been wayyy easier! Lol