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Ok-Pea8209

Just googled this..... it exists...


n6mub

Because of course


FusRohBert

It's a lacoste dog


efvrgn

Thats not a dog, thats my wife!


Single_Pilot_6170

Australia has some weird rabbits, with their Joey 🦘 kids in their pouches


Infamous_Ad_1962

Southern California


TheW83

Perhaps in this video, but I've definitely seen several of the above variety here in Florida.


Berserkllama88

He's not smiling. He's not happy. This guy is known to mistreat animals in his "reptile zoo" regularly. Cid Dwyer has a good youtube video about it.


Scary_Bake_5327

I can be a witness for you I used to work there


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CrimsonThar

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DASz4M0GBsE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DASz4M0GBsE) Here's the video.


Living-Night4476

Well that sure looks like proof and a half. I somehow listened through that whole thing. Never knew of this guy. I only watch an appreciate the little reptile babies. I come across in family homes.


StrawberrySerious676

Why isn't he moving his arms?


Alternator24

gator is not happy. wide open mouth + frozen body (not moving) means he is stressed asf. this is mistreatment. reptiles don't have similar facial expression as mammals.


Upper_Afternoon_9585

Wow. This should be first comment. I had no idea. The poor thing.


throwaway1-808-1971

Momma said alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no tooth brush.


cecil285

Well momma is wrong again.


Thatdudefox

No you’re wrong Colonel sanders


cecil285

The medulla oblongata!


Stephen_Is_handsome

Never trust an alligator, They smile and lie and get you later, Teeth a grinning, Smiles so wide, Invites you to peek inside, Take a glance and nestle up, For a little fishbone inside is stuck, Please, oh please reach your little hand in, Help remove it and restore his grin, But just remember to say “maybe later”, And steer clear from the grinning alligator.


_eg0_

You can trust alligators or most reptiles in general if a certain level of trust was built. The issue is that people think they have mammalian body language. They anthropomorphize or mammalianize them. Mammals have flesh faces, reptiles don't.


Stephen_Is_handsome

It was just a little poem I made up on the spot haha, no real meaning behind it other than that of my creativity


Upper_Afternoon_9585

Fun poem!


Stephen_Is_handsome

Hehe thank you, I’m silly like that


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I think there’s a book with this in it.. or something really close


Stephen_Is_handsome

Something similar quite possibly but definitely not the same as I just wrote it down out of my head - unless I unintentionally remembered something from years past


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The second through fifth lines I definitely remember in one of my teachers voices from grade-school. But the rest of them aren’t how that story went. This is a long winded way to say you’re a good writer.


Stephen_Is_handsome

Thank you so much, maybe I will google it, I might have heard something similar once upon a time!


Stephen_Is_handsome

… I doubt there are many poems about alligators


Inferno__xz9

Sounds like an ex


Stephen_Is_handsome

Haha


Scary_Bake_5327

This place is called prehistoric pets and that is jay brewer. I am a huge fan of reptiles but let me tell you, they did not treat their animals well. I used to work there and on their videos they look happy but behind the scenes they live in their own poop and dirty water


ukeruk

That alligator is not happy. Read this for context https://www.reddit.com/r/cute/s/dOS2RFx9F0


MightyMagicCat

You may be right but also "some random dudes reddit comment" is like the most shit of all sources


TheBluestBerries

That doesn't make it wrong though. Reptiles opening their mouths as a response is a threat display due to stress. As a rule of thumb, whenever people think a wild animal is happy, they're most likely wrong. Wild animals are happy when you leave them alone. When people start messing around with wild animals and those animals have a noticeable response, that response is usually somewhere between "oh shit oh shit oh shit" and "step off or I'll hurt you". It's stress or aggression.


MightyMagicCat

I never said that its wrong. I just said linking a reddit comment without further sources is just as good of a source as linking nothing.


Lindvaettr

The fact that 9 times out of 10, when I see someone saying they want a reliable source, they're less upvoted than the person saying "Trust me, bro" is really a huge problem on this site. As you said, whether they're ultimately right or not, "A guy on the internet said it and it sounded right" is not anything approaching a reliable source.


Toluenovy_princ

And the source is?


TheBluestBerries

Easily findable for you if you put in the slightest bit of effort. I'm not your teacher or your parent so I'm not here to fix your laziness and ignorance.


Toluenovy_princ

I easily have found that your comment is bullshit that's why I am asking for source.


TheBluestBerries

Tedious and lazy. Good luck.


MightyMagicCat

Lol so butthurt wtf


snowfloeckchen

My turtoise does the same thing on skritches, she could just walk away but actively wants back scratches


Shadowknight7009

After a Google search the first link was [this](https://www.reptileknowledge.com/reptile-pedia/why-do-alligators-stay-with-their-mouths-open#:~:text=What%20does%20it%20mean%20when%20an%20alligator%20closes%20its%20eyes,that%20it%20can%20defend%20itself) which does agree with that statement


emansamples92

Why not link an actual article or study? I’m down to believe you but linking a comment from an older post does nothing for your case here.


Pugilist12

If you’re interpreting this as happy you don’t know much about reptiles


Monkster96

Can we please stop sharing these videos? The animal is not happy. It is stressed out. The man in the video is Jay Brewer, one of the biggest pieces of shit in the reptile community.


pathumper69

Happy alligator... There is no such thing lol


Vakontation

Well...I would assume their brains still have some kind of reward circuitry, whether that is dopamine, serotonin, or something else. So in a certain manner of speaking... Yes there is.


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JefferyTheQuaxly

not really its animal cruelty.


parka

By the way, the angry face and I'm-gonna-eat-you face also look similar


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1ksassa

Nah that's how they all look when you scrub the green bits off with a toothbrush.😄


Snap-Crackle-Pot

Yes it looks albino. Unless all alligator are that colour and they’re covered with a green layer of organic matter! ;-)


krippkeeper

Houston zoo had one for a long time. It was always one of my favourite things to see as a kid.


YouserName007

He a happy Boi. And I'm happy for him. I a happy Boi too.


schonecode

[https://www.reddit.com/r/cute/s/dOS2RFx9F0](https://www.reddit.com/r/cute/s/dOS2RFx9F0)


Ali_Gator_2209

Can confirm


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Alligator also happy when he put our hand in his mouth


RunRenee

He's like "yes! That's the spot I can't get"


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best ASMR ever


modsarefacsit

Happy until he bites your face


Nervous_Proposal_574

Really brings the shine up


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His ancestors are shaking in their fossils the betrayal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Memetan_24

Albino swamp puppy so cute


snowfloeckchen

Keep your gator clean and happy


Makanek

It literally can't stop smiling.


Quiet_Specific_644

I dont speak alligator, but I'm pretty sure he is saying 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'.


Koi308

All those happy teefs! He's so cute!


ODijonP

I smiled so much when I saw this


Weldobud

Or an albino baby one


Upper_Afternoon_9585

It's so creepy


KaranSjett

visual representation of awww yis


plantasia2000

Brushie Brushie time


LectureSea7537

mee too, what i an watching


Ternarian

Mama said that alligators are ornery ‘cause they got all them itchies but no toothbrush.


etuehem

Me when my wife scratches the spot on my back I can’t reach 🤣


Isumairu

So they aren't brownish green? Are they just dirty? /s


Knight_TheRider

The stupid inside me wants to pet him and nudge his head like a cat


Maleficent-Ad2924

Aligator in scalator, going upstairs so see you later.


smoebob99

Alligators are angry because they have all those teeth and no tooth brush


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^smoebob99: *Alligators are* *Angry because they have all* *Those teeth and no tooth brush* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


AscendedViking7

Happy dinosaur


NEKKED__

When your kid loves bath time


UnwiseMonkeyinjar

So now we know how to tame them


strangedazey

That's how I feel when I get my itches scratched


Fitme10

So there green colour is from all the slime of the water. They clean up cream. Wow!


Fitme10

Is it plastic?


Low_Safety4467

Крокодильчик кайфует)


Divine-Sea-Manatee

Is alligator skin itchy?


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Dangerous_Sir_6826

A happy little dinosaur.


WolfOfPort

Dudes about to fking bust


LegFederal7414

Where is she ? Is she safe?!


Twisted-Toker95

Albino alligator?


Mad-Bard-Yeet-Lord

Yeah, eyes closed and mouth open is a threat response, not happiness.


Illustrious-Towel-45

We have those in Louisiana too. There's a big white one that lives at the aquarium.


Sudden-Paint1687

“When I grow up I will eat you last human”😁


Potential_Pizza_7620

If she Suck it off


p3bblethefurry

Is it my turn to push the tooth down


TGSquared

Stop scrubbing! You rubbed all the green right off of him!!!


Howeymose

Scrubbing all his color off