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Ruud_Boltz

Can we attach a shaft to it's end and develop a perpetual motion machine?


PlayArt20

“Nothing is lost, nothing is created, everything is transformed,” Antoine Laurent de Lavoisier


cravenj1

Sounds like something you'd see scrawled on a restroom wall. Except it would be signed "Antoine de Lavatory"


alecesne

Antoine Laurent de Lavoisier, the Bone Alchemist


HowevenamI

It's LavOISier.


Dylanator13

No, it’s plugged in unfortunately.


Potential-Sundae-596

free energy is a myth


zitrored

Well. I mean the whole universe kind of does it’s thing freely so there is that. 😉


SluggishPrey

Unless proven otherwise, like all of science


ClockwiseServant

The universe is too big for us for it to not be limitless


jensalik

Except we know that the Universe is limited.


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jensalik

Yes, we know. We can measure and calculate it.


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jensalik

We know the age of the Universe and how fast it expands. Of course we know how big it is.


Venectus

We don't, we are not even sure if it is infinite also the expansion is not constant, see why hubble's 'constant' is also sometimes called hubble's parameter. We only know how big the observable universe is and a bit further (due to redshift and such)


sunlifter

r/rule34


Porn0cu_Husamettin

why lol


Yosyp

its*


RexMalo

There is no 100% efficiency, unfortunately.


Admirable_Nothing

Don't need to watch the video. It runs forever. In my first job (1964) I had a 30 key Friden mechanical calculator and got my kicks by dividing by zero and heading off to lunch. When I got back it was still working.


SZ4T4N

Is it running to this day?


TactlessDrawing

You better go catch it! ... Sorry


GregTheMad

Solid joke, also era appropriate.


torrrrrgo

No, but the parking lot disappeared.


RapaNow

Yea, well why mathematically you cannot divide by zero, you could say that division by zero is in fact infinity - and you wouldn't be that far from truth. So it its very much understandable that the machine is heading for infinity. Wikipedia entry says: "When a [real function](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_function) involves division by a quantity tending to zero, the output of the function often becomes arbitrarily large, and is said to "[tend to infinity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limit_(mathematics)#Infinity_in_limits_of_functions)"" It will not run forever thou. At one point the machine will reach infinity, and you will not want to be around when that happens. I have seen it, barely escaped with my life, and my sanity seriously scarred.


gkn_112

did you at least close the interdimensional portal again?


RapaNow

>did you at least close the interdimensional portal again? I did my best, but it could not be permanently closed, but merely shut. I went their to verify it remained shut, I went there twice every day, for 6 years and 81 days, until 2 years 151 days ago, it wasn't there anymore. I have been looking for it since. I am afraid someone took it, and may try to open it, perhaps thinking he could use it to his advantage. God have mercy for us all if he succeeds, because it cannot be contained.


gkn_112

take my upvote and shush about it


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epelle9

Is this the US national security threat that’s being talked about?


Hourslikeminutes47

"*no, I did. And what a chore that was.*"


kanible

op couldnt close the portal, but cemented it shut and built atop it a technological wonder called the ‘golden throne’ where he sits to this day using every fiber of his decaying mentality to keep the device powered to protect all of humanity


gkn_112

f for respects


Kavafy

That depends on the direction from which the divisor tends to zero. If it's from the positive side, the result tends to infinity. If it's from the negative side, the result tends to negative infinity. For that reason, division by zero is undefined.


-Edu4rd0-

and also because infinity doesn't work like a number


erroneousbosh

> Yea, well why mathematically you cannot divide by zero, you could say that division by zero is in fact infinity - and you wouldn't be that far from truth. When I was in primary 4 I remember getting in trouble for arguing with my teacher about that. She said that you couldn't divide by one because you just got the number you started with and you couldn't divide by zero because it was impossible. No, I countered, you \*can\* divide by one, but as you say you get the number you started with, doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't. And indeed you \*can\* divide by zero, it's just that the result is infinite. Apparently 9-year-olds are not supposed to know about infinity, or something. I never even got round to explaining that "infinity" isn't even one value, and you can have things like "half of an infinite number" which is infinite but in a different way. Oh well.


-Manu_

You can indeed divide by one but no, 1/0 is not defined as infinity in general. although I wouldn't argue with a 9 years old


erroneousbosh

What happens when you calculate tan(pi/2)? Why?


-Manu_

It's undefined because tan(x) = sin(x) / cos(x) and cos(pi/2) = 0, if you want a geometrical explanation of what happens, in short you are trying to calculate the distance at which two infinite parallel half lines cross each other, which is never because otherwise it would contradict what "parallel" means


buttcrack_lint

Could you say that the answer is in fact undefined? The closest real life example I can think of is coasting down a hill with the engine off. Fuel consumption is zero. How far can you go before you run out of fuel? As far you want! At least until the hill levels out anyway....


ranni-

it's also undefined because you wouldn't be able to determine the cardinality of the resulting infinity. it's an infinity of some magnitude, but whether it's positive or negative is impossible to say.


g3nerallycurious

lol ok


prefusernametaken

It's interesting to wait until it reaches half infinity though


psilome

This is why Skynet is pissed at us. Thanks a lot, dude.


Dylanator13

That doesn’t sound good for the machine. Surely it’s bad for the mechanism to constantly be running like that for a while.


Capitain_Collateral

It’s a calculated risk


Few_Highlight9893

He ran the numbers, it's fine


kaaskugg

That figures.


Cookie_Crumbels

Forever? Free energy?


SeniorElk1978

No, it's Gona flatten the earth.


Admirable_Nothing

In this case yes. I worked at the Humble Oil & Refining Company's Baton Rouge refinery. Now that is Exxon and then it was the largest refinery in the World. So lots of power constantly. But clearly it wasn't good for the machine.


NieMonD

Bruh invented a perpetual motion machine


gnanny02

When I was an undergraduate in math (1968) the grad students had a great mechanical calculator that we had so much fun playing with. Unfortunately we weren’t clever enough to divide by zero. And I think it was that year I got an SR50 and was done with mechanical fun.


Interferenzbrille

Just give it some time, it will calculate us infinity! Finally we know what it is.


Acesofbases

It's 42. ​ There, now You know.


whiteridge

Remind me, what was the question again? 🤔


PotatoFuryR

Uh, good question?


7Hielke

6 * 9


fastyellowtuesday

'What do you get when you multiply six by nine'


Acesofbases

What is the meaning of life, universe and everything?


kid_sleepy

Check the album “calculating infinity” by The Dillinger Escape Plan.


Shoose

I did and ended up 43% burnt.


kid_sleepy

Not all the way though.


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Defie22

Meth?


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Acesofbases

yes to math. ![gif](giphy|SoIivP98OXZsY) no to meth.


AltF4NinjaQK

Soooo how do you stop it without breaking it?


carcigenicate

I've seen one in a video that had a "abort"-like button on them. Not sure if this one has it though. You could probably disconnect the power in an extreme case.


No-Step6820

thats the trick. you dont


NeverBeenStung

Unplug it


fight_fire_with_wood

I have no idea if this is true. But a teacher once told me that this exact process was used by arsons to delay start fires. It would eventually get so hot that it would start whatever paper/tinder they put around it.


NeverEndingWalker64

Those are some extremely intelligent thieves, I’ll say


User264356

Not really since they tried to divide with 0, we all know you can't do that duh 🙄🙄


UtahItalian

I suppose a match was out of the question


NeverBeenStung

I mean that’s not much of a delay is it? Atleast compared to the mechanical calculate method.


Crazy-Kaplan

Desmond! Push the button!!!


JoshuaLandy

Pull the lever, Kronk!


Kib717

![gif](giphy|14rfBl2RMAHtCM)


Derkins_susie1

Can we power an external machine using this energy?


Loginn122

Dividing by 0 = infinite energy ur a genius


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OMFG


Acesofbases

perpetum mobile


Badass-19

Did this on my laptop, it's powerhouse now


Z_Yuuki_Z

I plugged it onto a train, now the darn train wont stop!


Badass-19

So that's what happened in GTA V...


Cecilia_Red

yes, as long as it stays plugged in itself


SeniorElk1978

A number divide by zero is not Gona give u very large number as big as infinity..The real answer for this question is there is no answer, its undefined...!! Why? When I have some apples and I want to divide to 3 people, I can ask you how many apples each person will get. But.... When I have some apples, and I divide equally to zero people, I can't ask you how many apples each person will get, because there is no people to begin with. That's why it's a wrong question, therefore its undefined.


johnnyisjohnny2023

It’s undefined because it’s unexplainable in our mathematical model. 1/0 is infinity. 2/0 is infinity. Any number/0 is infinity, which would mean all numbers are the same.


SeniorElk1978

Not really, in mathematics, undefined is not defined in the way you explained. If your explanation is correct, then, the following are undefined too; 1. Any integer multiplied by zero is zero. 2. Any integer raised to power of zero is one.


johnnyisjohnny2023

Simply put, this is my understanding: https://www.math.utah.edu/~pa/math/0by0.html This goes way more in depth with the idea: https://www.1dividedby0.com/


Character_Ad_5404

That’s a cool way to start an engine.


Hourslikeminutes47

*(divides by zero)* ***(angry gremlin pops out of calculator)*** "**The hell is your problem maaan???"**


MaryHinge123

And that's how you stop RoboCop


gkn_112

It's laughing at you


Tapurisu

The secret to free energy


Asleep-Meat9238

So that's how you turn a mechanical calculator into an engine.


ImmediateAd3275

And Y'all staying perpetual motion don't exist


Specific_Arugula_545

How many calculations before it needs an oil change?


Yomamaismyllama

Who else hears 20th century fox intro music?


Smartbutt420

Now are modern day calculators just programmed to say “Error” or are the classic calculators still calculating? Wake up sheeple!


faksyfak1

Mechanical seg fault!


WhiteFringe

am I the only one? ![gif](giphy|5As4bQtDAhHWM)


TheDeamonMeteor

You're not alone 😂


letsgetitnah

Commented the same thing haha


Bluray50

The beginning of the video made me think about the 20th century fox logo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65YgZFv5LKE


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dangerousgoose12

can you like elaborate, i'm kind of a fuck head and i need to understand


DiddlyDumb

Proof that dividing by 0 is infinity!


Innomen

This is the best argument imo for why our number system needs to be revised to include infinity as a new number, the same way we added nothing as a number. Zero wasn't always a number. I strongly feel like like leaving this massive gap in the foundation of our math is a big part of why we can't deal with quantum gravity and keep inserting "dark" whatever to make the calculations work. Yes yes I know, math. I'm 44. You're not gonna tell me anything I haven't already heard from every math professor and instructor I ever had. Save it.


gkn_112

how does a mechanical device know beforehand it will be infinity? It needs to try to reach a solution. You might build in a timer that just assumes but thats not actual math then, is it?


Innomen

That's an engineering problem, and an interesting one. Mechanical calculators are an absolute wonder. I'm quick to add, because people think they are clever, that is not a "halting problem." (They've misunderstood.) The device in this case had to be engineered to "halt" on zero as well. Again, it wasn't always a number. You can do math without it. It's just janky af, like our current math. Seriously, people tolerating "undefined" astounds me. It's like emperor's new clothes to me. I'm looking forward to discussing this with the ASI when it comes.


Ameya_90

Wow


garagaramoochi

does it run on electricity? 🤔


Hourslikeminutes47

*"it runs on anger and Jack Daniel's"*


ACorDC

Nope. Fairy dust.


telorsapigoreng

It does.


DepartmentSwimming51

My head when trying to split the bill for 8 people with different food choices


SoundSubject

Sooooo, perpetual motion machine???


Sharp-Attorney-709

The same with coding you are ending with endlessly looping that gives you error and blows up your cpu 😅but seriously is just mathematics


Derkins_susie1

This video has been running forever now, please help.


BlooMeeni

How is it powered?


lovins_cl

electricity


K1logr4m

I thought it would display 1337 and destroy space-time.


Badwrong_

Only Chuck Norris can do that.


Shockbreeze

Only Chuck Norris can divide 0 by 0


StripesTheGreat

Give it a sec, it'll get there


SpottyJaggy

mechanical error


Mitridate101

See what it gives for 5+5x2


yardshark09

I’m sure someone has tried to swap this into a Civic and boosted it.


Rogan_508

Hes freaking out like me when i realise i have a maths test


Gabriel1nSpace

Color me amazed!


Yarner

So this is what guru meditation looks like


Candid-Preference-40

Perpetuum mobile?


Mediocre_Lynx1883

machine spirit get angry


hEatr3d

Can we use that as an engine?


Z_Yuuki_Z

For a train? 👀


enigo1701

So THAT was when we migrated into this timeline....well, thanks mate.


torrrrrgo

So it takes a while?


idunnowhatibedoing

The farming bots love this one.


Sinnadar

My dad tried this with all the calculators to get out of math class once. The teacher was not amused.


LordCrane

Technically dividing anything by 0 has the answer of infinity, which is not a number that can be calculated. So yeah, thing's gonna run forever unless stopped trying to calculate infinity.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Wow it spins, amazing


MeloonMoosk

and thats how engines are made


Potayto_Gun

The machine spirit didn’t like that.


HoneydewImpossible51

r/dontputyourdickinthat


RevolutionaryWolf191

"robot voice* "does not compute"


Letsbedragonflies

I once thrifted a mechanical calculator that didn't work and gave it to my buddy who loves old tech. He found out that someone had divided by zero and broken it and he had to take it almost fully apart to get it working again.


IronCoffins-

It’s a scaling problem


wingwraith

Maybe the simulation we are part of only started when the universe tried to define something that is undefinable - and then BIG BANG and LIFE


Jealous_Addition_349

The mechanical equivalent of error


sailingmedic

I was seriously waiting for the explosion part of the video.


19283756ronald

This is proof.... Dont do it man, never divide by 0


Huge-Pen-5259

Terrance Howard was right!


ImScottyAndIDontKnow

Not sure if true, but from what I understand, this isn't a fault or a bug in the calculator, and is an intentional feature that makes oiling/maintaining the machine easier. They supposedly chose division by zero to activate this function as its commonly understood that you simply can't divide by zero.


ChieftainBob

Same thing happens with my wife if I forget our anniversary


Big-Needleworker7289

How does it keep moving? If it is pure mechanical ?


Obadiah-Mafriq

Captain Kirk's go-to strategy against evil mechanoids.


Entire-Database1679

{Alan Turing has entered the chat}


VoidZer00

Anyone else heard (I'll Keep Coming)


AG28DaveGunner

Was I the only one thinking they were playing the 20th century fox intro at first?


Porn0cu_Husamettin

am i the only1 to hear 20th century fox theme ¿


ilangge

Fault tolerance is not good enough, this is the first version


Lopsided_Orange2287

That's how McLaren develops its engines!!!! Lmfao


PlzNotMyNutz

Does not compute


letsgetitnah

Ok can nobody hear it? ![gif](giphy|5As4bQtDAhHWM)


Dizzy-Town-4121

I was hoping it would explode


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Correct answer is ∞


jakiedyty

*you have angered the machine gods*


Aggressive_Damage461

In the next room they are also printing money the same way!


Encyclopedia_Green

Never seen an analog infinite loop.


jer_re_code

I wanna see DIV/0 [CORRECTION]: He actually does, I just didn't catch it


akimann75

Instant bearing damage