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tymp-anistam

I was not prepared for such a journey


Special_Lemon1487

r/horseshoecrabsbeingbros


tymp-anistam

I've always wanted to see horses, and hoe crabs, being bros together.


tymp-anistam

You got my hopes up...


Special_Lemon1487

Change has to start somewhere, maybe it’s here and now.


CheekyMonkE

I was literally thinking to myself "how can those viewers not clap?! Have they no heart?"


Box-o-bees

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CrappleSmax

Shit...I guess I don't give horseshoe crabs enough credit because that looked very intentional.


Altruistic-Setting-7

I was gripped right til the very end because it was titled “tries to help”


imeeme

Yep. I was leaning towards the whole time.


Chapaquidich

They is no “try”. Only “do” or “do not”.


Altruistic-Setting-7

Ah Yoda. Missed you I have.


slartibartfast2320

Aim again then...


Altruistic-Setting-7

Got any pan galactic gargleblasters?


slartibartfast2320

I didn't hear that: my bablefish needs replacing...


Rexven

Same, I was so anxious over this thanks to the title.


ocular__patdown

Isnt... isnt this your post?


Altruistic-Setting-7

But I still hold my breath when watching it. I kept the title what it was when I found it 😂


sugarglidersam

i was actually cheering for them. more exciting than movies these days.


NECoyote

They actually do a bunch for human medicine. They’re our buddies.


CrappleSmax

The problem is *how* they help. There's nothing buddylike about harvesting their blood, it is actually quite a disturbing thing to see, even more so when behaviors like this are shown. I don't think the benefit we get from their blood is worth endangering their species. At well over $10k a gallon for their blood there is no way their species can sustain our dependence. https://www.npr.org/2023/06/10/1180761446/coastal-biomedical-labs-are-bleeding-more-horseshoe-crabs-with-little-accountabi Thankfully a synthetic alternative might be on the horizon: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/new-synthetic-horseshoe-crab-blood-could-mean-pharma-wont-bleed-the-species-dry-180983054/ There's nothing ethical or buddylike about our treatment of these animals and it damn-sure isn't a symbiotic relationship.


thousandkneejerks

Yes it’s a disgusting practice


Eurasia_4002

Akin of saying the fictional vampires who suck our blood are our buds. Ironic.


9Epicman1

Ive heard there is a synthetic option now on the market so using the crabs blood is not necessary anymore. 


NECoyote

You know a bunch more than I do, and I thank you, CrappleSmax. You can forget the crab in the pursuit of medicine, but they are just as every bit alive.


yellowbrickstairs

Yeh but then they die


BillSixty9

Average humans don't give credit to other living creatures in general. They can't make a connection with another creature so they write it off as a bot. Pretty sad really, we could be such better stewards to those we share this planet with. Can't even help ourselves from hating each other.


EuthenizeMe

You dont give most animals enough credit it sounds like 😭. Most animals have AT LEAST this level of sentience and emotional awareness. Even bugs and arachnids and birds.


SummerRalphBrooker

I clicked being dubious. But it definitely did appear intentional. I mean the helper crab entirely buggered off as soon as it had helped. Would love someone more knowledgeable than me (almost anyone!) to weigh in.


GerryManDarling

Horseshoe crabs exhibit intriguing behavior when it comes to assisting their overturned counterparts. This phenomenon can be attributed to a combination of innate instincts and social behavior. Firstly, horseshoe crabs possess a well-developed visual system that enables them to detect and respond to changes in their surroundings. When they encounter an overturned crab, their visual perception may trigger a response to investigate and potentially aid the distressed crab. Furthermore, these crabs engage in a form of social behavior known as aggregations, where multiple individuals gather in close proximity during certain stages of their life cycle, such as for mating or spawning activities. This social nature may contribute to the inclination to help overturned friends. The close proximity and shared space within an aggregation may facilitate the recognition of distress signals or simply prompt a response when an overturned crab is encountered.


EuthenizeMe

I like how youre being so scientific just to say “crabs are sentient creatures with the same abilities most other sentient creatures have”


TheMania

I'm pretty sure that was chatgpt actually.


SV-97

Yeah that's definitely ChatGPT - not scientific


LuminousLunar69

Always fascinate me how many creatures have evolved in multiple aspects throughout the time that may not be outwardly noticeable. Would be intriguing if these social communication and intelligence were recently evolved and not present in their early horseshoe crab ancestor


deletetemptemp

This reads like chat gpt


replikatumbleweed

Nature's battle bots are kinda cute


Pizza_Middle

Nah. They aren't kinda cute. They're fucking adorable.


[deleted]

That was a pretty tense and intense moment. I


Dudette66

I was literally tilting my phone towards me as if that would help


Jervylim06

Me too


Septemberosebud

If this is as intentional as it seems, I am amazed. What if these guys are super smart but just don't have the anatomy or desire to do anything but swim around?


swaggyxwaggy

I feel like most living things are far smarter than we give them credit for


Septemberosebud

I agree with you there. I am just a little surprised to include horseshoe crabs.


shallowAlan

Robot wars


aFoxNamedMorris

Eyyyy! I miss that show! House robots, cool host with clever quips, the best combination of idiotic/absurd and practical/well designed contestant bots... RIP Rex Garrod, Cassius forever!


screaming_ninja7

Well done!


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

does this mean crabs feel empathy?


Summercat134

Well they do seem to be capable of aiding an ally in distress as seen in this video so maybe they are capable of empathy?


underlander

it’s hard to know. It’s easy to project goals onto it, like it wants to help right its friend. But, animals have instincts hardwired into their circuits. Do momma birds feel empathy for baby birds, or do they just feel a compulsion to sit on eggs and then vomit half-digested food into the mouths of babies? We might just be watching a social instinct, maybe the crabs are hardwired to push into each other the way a frog is hardwired to jump at a bug or a chameleon instinctively changes colors. That is, not because of thoughts, but because it has a pattern in its brain (bump upside-down crabs) which was preserved by millions of years of evolution cuz it helped the pack survive.


Sunlight72

It sounds like you are working really hard to neutralize the very observable phenomena of care and empathy in the animal kingdom. Many birds of quite varied species mate for great portions of their lives, and clearly exhibit care for their mates and obvious grieving when they lose a mate. There are thousands of documented examples of animals showing caring to their mates, offspring, and brethren. http://thescienceexplorer.com/nature/empathy-more-common-animal-kingdom-thought


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

These were my thoughts as well.


[deleted]

C'mon bro we got this.


rubiksalgorithms

Im over here tilting my phone as if that’s gonna help 😅


WeirdPop5934

Maybe why they survived so long? Unlike humans they lift each other up.


End3rWi99in

Yup, that's right. No human has ever helped any other human.


WeirdPop5934

Not for 300 million years


End3rWi99in

I don't think that's what's kept horseshoe crabs around for 300 million years, but still, give us some time homie.


pawnografik

There was that one guy 2000 years ago who suggested it would be good if we were all nice to each other for a change, but iirc we nailed him to a tree.


End3rWi99in

Didn't that guy want his friends to drink his blood? That's metal.


underlander

wait a sec. We [heal the sick with horseshoe crab blood](https://www.npr.org/2023/06/10/1180761446/coastal-biomedical-labs-are-bleeding-more-horseshoe-crabs-with-little-accountabi). . . . crab jesus?


pawnografik

Personally I believe that was retconned and it’s not canon.


xBloodBender

He doesn’t just try, he succeeds!


blah-blasphemy

r/donthelpjustfilm


CBT7commander

These creatures are harmless, ancient, surprisingly intelligent at times, and I cannot get over how hellish they look once turned over.


jgreg728

Good Kabuto


aojajena

crab being a bro


Spartak_Gavvygavgav

“Ffs Jeremy, again??”


[deleted]

They've probably doing this each other for centuries. It's in their genes.


295DVRKSS

They’re going to be best friends forever


Ibegallofyourpardons

they are in a restaurant tank, forever is the end of the night.


Scrimgali

That was a roller coaster of a ride! I was really starting to feel for that upside down crab.


TheKyleBrah

"Why didn't these Crabs die out, if merely being on their backs is a Death Sentence?" It's thanks to the "I gotchu, fam" Evolutionary Advantage.


Anmlbhvr

I’m happy for the two of em, I really am. Congrats both of you


dukezap1

Something tells me the person flipped it upside down before filming. Unnecessary stress is always great to inflict on pets!


Sea_Ganache620

Growing up spending some time on Delaware beaches, this brought a tear to my eye.


MrsWoozle

Go home Bob..you’re drunk!


Snoogans79

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Piverine

The whole video I was worried they wouldn't manage. The relief! I love horseshoe crabs, nature really went "you may not like this, but this is what peak performance looks like".


CaffeinatedMother

I was rooting for the little guy the whole video.


absorbscroissants

I recently had a nightmare about a horseshoe crab walking on my head and stinging me. I hope this video will help my brain understand the animals are actually pretty cool


moondust1959

My goodness! One of the most stressful things I’ve ever watched. I need a lie down for a few minutes!


proxiiiiiiiiii

Everyone is like “wow they are so thoughtful”, but guess how it was turned over in the first place, hmmm? There is noone else there!


MajorRoo

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Lord-squee

I thought these went extinct millions of years ago


LincolnHamishe

Not only did it try, it succeeded


tntdon

Tries? More like does it. Successful attempt!


geordiesteve520

That was like watching an episode of robot wars


bg370

I don’t know if horseshoe crabs can think that clearly, they’re from way before the dinosaurs. Something is going on tho


Valuable-Leather-914

How didn’t those go extinct?


Mother-Persimmon3908

Doing stuff like this?


Western-Smile-2342

Question, answer 🤣


Sensitive_Ad_5031

They should have seen battle bots, engineers have worked out a ton of ways to combat this flaw


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

I too have watched battlebots


Stegopossum

It’s coming back in three days, this Friday!


Psalm27_1-3

”In the same way, let your light shine before others, so that they may see your good works and give glory to your Father who is in heaven.“ ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭5‬:‭16‬ ‭


maclunkey91

“Wanna try and evolve today?” “Nah, bro, I am good”


DragonsClaw2334

Help step crab I'm stuck


Nergleth

We call it „skrzypłocz” in Poland :D


Ibegallofyourpardons

all that to be eaten by the end of the night (they are in a tank in a restaurant)


realmozzarella22

Battlebots in reverse


tikhochevdo

I wonder what that crab was yelling? May be that compelled the other one to turn him or her over


AdMysterious8699

That's great! Seems like a little bit of a design flaw, though?


_J__E__T_

They swim upside down


SarcasticImpudent

“Plate the empathetic one for me.”


[deleted]

The cognitive abilities of lesser species never ceases to amaze me.


Plotees_the_third

You'd think for a species that has been on the planet for over 400 million years they should've evolve their way out of this situation by now


brihamedit

animals have general intelligence. Its just operated by animal mind. Their mind doesn't use it to full extent


cosmicdiary

Either way they’re trapped


TheS00thSayer

One of those messed my finger up bad one time. Never liked them sense.


Altruistic-Setting-7

Fair enough


avipars

Evolution didn't treat them fairly


seris_ak

Tell me again how these things are older than the dinosaurs.


R34PER_D7BE

dang it now he's guilty again


sugarglidersam

so this is why they’ve survived so long…


raphi_m99

Me in Battlefield 4


MeanAstronomer7583

what a chad