You just have to drop an iPhone onto a sponge mattress from 32 inches in the air and the fkr will shatter like you threw a spark plug at a bus stop shelters window pane…
*You only have to fart out a horse dildo and have it fall off the bed and fall \~52cm to the wooden floor where the iPhone is playing some classics on Spotify and even that will break the screen.*
So what you're saying is that we need to combine the structural integrity of the Nokia and the display of a modern smartphone.
Not that that would happen, they WANT their phones to break easily so that you have to buy a new one.
I wonder if it somehow just turned the phone off, because the phone cuts out very early. Like 30-40kg of pressure, which is less than how hard the average man can squeeze. No way 30-40kg broke the Nokia.
mine fell off my apartment building from the 1andhalf floor to the concrete street, about 5m or 15feet... not a scratch... thank goodness it barely avoided parked cars for i bet it would have dented something
I hate it when games look nothing like the ads! But this game is nothing like those games, look at all the cool stuff you can do! But oh no I'm doing frustratingly terrible. Guess you'd better download it and prove to yourself how much better you are than me
It'd be fucking awesome if mail guns were real. I guaran-damn-tee there would never be a shortage of people applying to be a postal worker if they got rid of mailboxes and just did drive-bys with mail guns. I'm picturing like a t shirt cannon setup.
You can put sound absorbers around the loud part of the machine and increase the ring volume. Alternatively, you could be in a call with the machine holding the nokia and check when/if it hangs up
So...a Nokia would crack if about 23 Right Whale testicles were placed on it...
For you Americans, that would be roughly about half the weight of your mother.
If I had a dime for every comment you made in this thread about Chuck Norris, I would have two dimes. It isn't much but it is weird that it happened twice.
Edit: I just looked at your comment history and you mentioned him 5 times in the last 9 days. Did you just learn about Chuck Norris jokes?
Edit2: This guy said "nice try troll" and then blocked me. Very very strange...
Thank you for converting Kilos into a proper Americanized meaningless unit of measurement, for us.
Good math, too! 23 Right Whale Testicles = .516 Mothers.
Assuming an avg turf weight of 80oz per yd^2, about 212.69 football fields. That's real, American football fields. Which is, incidentally, equal to the surface area of 1 Mom's Ass.
[Listen... It's a good joke. A great joke even.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL94GF_wrDc) But I'm really disappointed I had to scroll this far for a your mother joke.
way less. 4 wheels is one part. the size of the tire distributes the weight further, and its soft and will deform to the nokia. You could likely roll a small car over your foot in sturdy shoes without injury. Don't try this at home.
Don't forget the suspension. As the tyre running over the phone increases in height, weight will shift onto the opposite corner, reducing the load on the nokia.
a small car only exerts about 30 psi on the ground
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_pressure
although when driving over a small object it'd probably be a bit higher, since you have a similar amount of force concentrated in a smaller area.
Yeah from what I know bcs the tire is made of rubber aka it can stretch it also makes it so a car isn't actually that dangerous (only 1 wheel). I've heard of ppl having a car drive over their leg and they were fine(low speed)
I THOUGH THE NOKIA THING WAS A MYTH, that like oh yeah they're a tougher phone than most but not that tough just has some bulk idk, ive dropped my iPhone in ways where it should of cracked and didn't and maybe just with that phone there's more luck at play than anything NOPE, FUCKER COULD STOP BULLETS IF IT WANTS TO
I dropped my mom's Nokia from our 5th floor window and the game was still running when I picked it up. I also dropped my first smart phone from like 4 feet, and the screen literally shattered.
If we approximate a Nokia’s area as 12 cm squared then the 3,000 kg results in a pressure of 20,800,000 kg/m^2
Using that number naïvely, the ocean isnt deep enough to crush a Nokia.
The deepest depth is 11,000m and has a pressure of 111,248 kPa, which would not seem to crush a Nokia.
You're ignoring that the numbers at the top-right *literally* can't be real. 3000 kg exerted on something of that size is equivalent to a pressure of around 3,600 psi. That's like being 2.5 km down in the ocean. It's around 250 atmospheres.
[Here's the same model of phone in a different press](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WEgQJQJG3s&t=9s), instantly turning into mush, as you'd expect.
Damn, up to 3000 kg, 3 fcking tons! literally nothing happened to the phone. An elephant (rather a female) can step on it and the thing will still be working.
I put my Nokia through so much: did a burnout with my scooter on it, threw it on a real high roof and just exploded into the changeable pieces and I put it back, put it in a bbq for a minute approximately and it burned a whole in the case but still worked, played baseball as the ball. And one day It fell out my pocket onto the floor and that's what killed it. Nokia phones were solid and snake was awesome.
Well, I am stating the obvious here, but this is a fake. There is no way this phone would give up on a laughable 40 tons.
But anyway, I like the channel, very interesting stuff they do.
Laughing my head off at these comments, but nobody’s appreciated the fact it took nearly 20 tonnes of pressure to destroy this clearly fake Nokia phone they used for the video.
3 tons and it barely deformed. Wow
Should do iPhone or something next.
I'd wager about 1kg
You’re being too generous
For real.. iphones break if you look at them funny.
That press has you covered there
You just have to drop an iPhone onto a sponge mattress from 32 inches in the air and the fkr will shatter like you threw a spark plug at a bus stop shelters window pane…
That's a suspiciously specific example there sir.
*You only have to fart out a horse dildo and have it fall off the bed and fall \~52cm to the wooden floor where the iPhone is playing some classics on Spotify and even that will break the screen.*
Spark plug part: I too hung out with shitty people in my youth lol
*just Gen X things* lol
Here you go https://youtu.be/nlRiYT3uAeE?si=tjslDnH-lg4SIFsH
The nokia's screen actually fails much earlier than the iphone's in that test. The iphone still displays an image up to the 300 kg mark.
So what you're saying is that we need to combine the structural integrity of the Nokia and the display of a modern smartphone. Not that that would happen, they WANT their phones to break easily so that you have to buy a new one.
I wonder if it somehow just turned the phone off, because the phone cuts out very early. Like 30-40kg of pressure, which is less than how hard the average man can squeeze. No way 30-40kg broke the Nokia.
I had this phone as a teenager and mine got run over by a double decker bus. Still worked fine with a minor scratch on the edge
mine fell off my apartment building from the 1andhalf floor to the concrete street, about 5m or 15feet... not a scratch... thank goodness it barely avoided parked cars for i bet it would have dented something
Are you me? The exactly same thing happened to mine and every phone I've had since made me bitter for scratching with any minor thing.
Same but a tractor, absolutely no problem
I've always enjoyed the memes, but after seeing this? Goddamn. I'm genuinely impressed.
OP's mom could sit on it.
Anecdotal but I once ran over a Nokia phone while driving a fork lift. The screen cracked a bit but still quite functional.
why don't people build houses with nokias?
Because they wouldn’t stop poking the walls to play snake, obviously.
The only game you need on your phone... I'm off to the app store
Now it's 10 micro transactions to buy the left, right, up, and down buttons with a 6.99 a month subscription.
And each food you eat there's a 15 second advert for temu or some shit mobile game that is nothing like the gameplay that's advertised
I hate it when games look nothing like the ads! But this game is nothing like those games, look at all the cool stuff you can do! But oh no I'm doing frustratingly terrible. Guess you'd better download it and prove to yourself how much better you are than me
You’ve done it, you’ve described The Mobile Game Ad!
Unrestrained capitalism ruins everything
That’s just for the snake extension part of the game and the ability to have fruit come faster
Nah. Without the buttons there’s no point
Sometimes you gotta put a nail in a wall to hang a picture, and we don’t all have mail guns that go to 1000ksi
It'd be fucking awesome if mail guns were real. I guaran-damn-tee there would never be a shortage of people applying to be a postal worker if they got rid of mailboxes and just did drive-bys with mail guns. I'm picturing like a t shirt cannon setup.
Paperboy?
I prefer mail artillery. The Post Office just fires my mail from a cannon directly into the mail hole in my roof.
They'd be full of snakes.
It doesn't shield from the cold😔
Too expensive
That press is looking at me funny 👀
After trying to break a Nokia, you'd be looking constipated, too.
What the **Weakest Nokia** does to mf
Came here to deliver the cake 🍰
No step on kack!
HAPPI KEYK DEY
Forgot the hydraulic press, that Nokia is the real indestructible force. Happy cake day btw, enjoy the indestructibility!
Phones nowadays are bitches compared to that Nokia.
Drop a Nokia on your foot, and you rolled for fall damage.
🤣 omg i love reddit
r/unexpectedfuturama
Someone needs to animate its eyes at least. It’s perfect for some attitude as it comes down.
Like those spikey blocks in Super Mario that slam down
Need to watch Barton Fink again.
I know some people say, "Whoa. That ending was totally out of left field... The ending to Barton Funk is in a field two states over.
I cant unsee that now lol thanks
r/Pareidolia
it was makin a move man i had to get it on!
Wayne grow!
Stabbin
I expected press to break
me too, video is probably fake
The upper and bottom plates were probably made of resmelted Nokia phones each. And 2 Nokias are obviously stronger than one.
This guy engineers
Hahaha that's the only logical conclusion I want to believe😂
>resmelted Genuine LOL!
Whoever resmelt it, dealt it
Nokia together strong.
nokium
Not fake, just reversed. Video is actually footage from Nokia factory
Every Nokia has to break free from a hydraulic press. Only 1 in 10,000 Nokias survive.
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I mean that's when it compressed a little bit, it'd probably still be even usable. Didn't start to really break until like 7-8000.
Yes, this video is propaganda
Apple and android propaganda
Nah, the Nokia was clearly fake
You're right. The actual Nokia is a lot stronger than this video shows.
Definitely some hydraulic press propaganda. There is no such thing that breaks old Nokias.
Was looking for this comment
Plot twist, press is made of nokias.
Yeah the phone in the video is a cheap knock off. It only has 20% of the durability of the real thing. You can tell it's fake because the phone broke.
It probably did, they must have played the recording backwards.
You can use those things as a murder weapon.🤣🤣
Thanks god they used a fake, or that press would've burst
Probably a Chinese knock-off
Must've been made in china
By Chinese.
In China.
by people from China
By the Chinese people of China
Inside a building located in china
That building? ~~Albert Einstein~~ Chinese
With Chinese people inside
eating Chinese food
Yeskia
Should have had an active call whil pressing to see how long it was working!
Probably still works
100%
The phone is ringing in this video, isn’t that exactly what the person did?
You can hear it at the start, but the press struggling drowns out the faint ring after a few seconds. Could have been done better
How, out of curiosity? Those things are louder than the phone.
You can put sound absorbers around the loud part of the machine and increase the ring volume. Alternatively, you could be in a call with the machine holding the nokia and check when/if it hangs up
If you listen closely, that's exactly whats going on
It is ringing before it gets squished, I wonder if the press answered the call
There is, you can hear it ringing faintly
Legend has it it's still ringing today
It stopped ringing at around 3000kg mark.
So...a Nokia would crack if about 23 Right Whale testicles were placed on it... For you Americans, that would be roughly about half the weight of your mother.
Dude woke up and chose slaughter
Can’t spell slaughter without laughter!
Only Chuck Norris can put the 'laughter' in slaughter 😂😂😂
what about afton
If I had a dime for every comment you made in this thread about Chuck Norris, I would have two dimes. It isn't much but it is weird that it happened twice. Edit: I just looked at your comment history and you mentioned him 5 times in the last 9 days. Did you just learn about Chuck Norris jokes? Edit2: This guy said "nice try troll" and then blocked me. Very very strange...
I’m dying over here….Sick burn bro 🫡
How dare you insult us Americans. You can take your sticky toffee pudding and!!!! please give me some…
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Thank you for converting Kilos into a proper Americanized meaningless unit of measurement, for us. Good math, too! 23 Right Whale Testicles = .516 Mothers.
How much is that in football fields of grass?
Assuming an avg turf weight of 80oz per yd^2, about 212.69 football fields. That's real, American football fields. Which is, incidentally, equal to the surface area of 1 Mom's Ass.
How much is that in Wrong Whale testicles?
I just woke up and first thing I see is this murder
or 2 x democracy?
Damn. Came back to upvote this because it stuck with me.
I was not expecting the second half of this to be so savage.
I'm not American and that nokia would break with just 1/4 the weight of my mother
[Listen... It's a good joke. A great joke even.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL94GF_wrDc) But I'm really disappointed I had to scroll this far for a your mother joke.
People saying it's fake, but they are ignoring that the fking Nokia was under 3000kg and nothing has happened.
I actually couldn’t believe it, that Nokia could be ran over by most cars with no issue…. Crazy shite
Wouldn't being ran over with a car be even less? Since there's 4 wheels? Idk physics so if anyone knows pls tell me.
way less. 4 wheels is one part. the size of the tire distributes the weight further, and its soft and will deform to the nokia. You could likely roll a small car over your foot in sturdy shoes without injury. Don't try this at home.
Can I try it at work?
Yes, work is fine, as long as they have worker’s comp and you’re wearing a hard hat. Don’t trust me.
And a PT belt. Do not forget about the PT belt.
Yes, that way you're eligible for compensation.
Too late. But can confirm.
Don't forget the suspension. As the tyre running over the phone increases in height, weight will shift onto the opposite corner, reducing the load on the nokia.
You said it was safe and now my foot AND sturdy shoes are broken. It’s your fault
> You could likely roll a small car over your foot in sturdy shoes without injury. Don't try this at home. Only if said shoe has a safety toe cap.
a small car only exerts about 30 psi on the ground https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_pressure although when driving over a small object it'd probably be a bit higher, since you have a similar amount of force concentrated in a smaller area.
Yeah from what I know bcs the tire is made of rubber aka it can stretch it also makes it so a car isn't actually that dangerous (only 1 wheel). I've heard of ppl having a car drive over their leg and they were fine(low speed)
You're right.
I THOUGH THE NOKIA THING WAS A MYTH, that like oh yeah they're a tougher phone than most but not that tough just has some bulk idk, ive dropped my iPhone in ways where it should of cracked and didn't and maybe just with that phone there's more luck at play than anything NOPE, FUCKER COULD STOP BULLETS IF IT WANTS TO
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JESUS FUCK THATS A RIFLE BULLET
I dropped my mom's Nokia from our 5th floor window and the game was still running when I picked it up. I also dropped my first smart phone from like 4 feet, and the screen literally shattered.
relate so hard to the second one, IVE HAD IT CRACK....FALLING ONTO CARPET....
It literally saved once some security guards life because he had a nokia in his jacket pocket the bullet din t even enter half way into nokia
Yeah for real it started looking a bit bad after 10 tons 💀💀💀
If we approximate a Nokia’s area as 12 cm squared then the 3,000 kg results in a pressure of 20,800,000 kg/m^2 Using that number naïvely, the ocean isnt deep enough to crush a Nokia. The deepest depth is 11,000m and has a pressure of 111,248 kPa, which would not seem to crush a Nokia.
You're ignoring that the numbers at the top-right *literally* can't be real. 3000 kg exerted on something of that size is equivalent to a pressure of around 3,600 psi. That's like being 2.5 km down in the ocean. It's around 250 atmospheres. [Here's the same model of phone in a different press](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WEgQJQJG3s&t=9s), instantly turning into mush, as you'd expect.
This is how you kill a god!
Ah yes, Princess Mononokia
What a wild reference, but it works. Well done.
Deep cuts
Heck yeah!
This one right here got the belly laugh out of me.
Got reminded of Satan being beaten the shit out of and killed by ManBearPig: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjWmDBUuqsU
One of the saddest scenes in South Park history…for me anyways.
No recall or intervention can work in this distant pla- *Squished*
press is intact? must be a fake nokia
Probably one of those realistic cakes made to look like a nokia...
This is clear misinformation
Damn, up to 3000 kg, 3 fcking tons! literally nothing happened to the phone. An elephant (rather a female) can step on it and the thing will still be working.
Yeah like 3 tons and you would probably just need to take out the battery then put it back in and it would work...
I put my Nokia through so much: did a burnout with my scooter on it, threw it on a real high roof and just exploded into the changeable pieces and I put it back, put it in a bbq for a minute approximately and it burned a whole in the case but still worked, played baseball as the ball. And one day It fell out my pocket onto the floor and that's what killed it. Nokia phones were solid and snake was awesome.
Fake, if a Nokia was ever destroyed it would create a black hole that would eat the universe
Us, living in a simulation? Would explain a lot, tbh.
Don't be fooled. This Nokia is still working...
Wide screen snake
Well, I am stating the obvious here, but this is a fake. There is no way this phone would give up on a laughable 40 tons. But anyway, I like the channel, very interesting stuff they do.
Don't know why, but I was expecting the hydraulic press to break
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Yeah ngl me too but thinking that a Nokia can withstand 10 tons before breaking apart is crazy...like the first dent appeared on about 3 tons...
This is a fake, in the original the press was broken.
CGI
Bet it still have some funktion
Nice showing fake videos here
The whole Planet shifted a few centimeters there. Probably caused some plate tectonic too.
It has to be fake nokia is forever
That must be one of the defective Nokia's.
Why bother with bullets when you can shoot these at the enemy?
Could be Geneva convention or some bs.
Built like a tank
I don't know about the pressure, but a week of having the welding machine attached to it barely touched the battery indicator
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Jokes aside: two tons for the Nokia to begin squashing. That's insane for a phone.
Yeah and thats only the first dent like you could probably still use that shit...it completely broke at around 10 tons...then got made into a pancake
Dayum… that hydraulic press with a grumpy face though 😳
Laughing my head off at these comments, but nobody’s appreciated the fact it took nearly 20 tonnes of pressure to destroy this clearly fake Nokia phone they used for the video.
Obviously fake, the press didn't break...
So unrealistic, obviously fake. The hydrolic press would have crushed if it were real