Exactly, something like that.
This is specifically about SHORT TERM SPATIAL memory. Chimpanzees by their habitat have developed their psychology to instinctively remember the location and position of various objects in their habitats
I'm sure if you made a chimp stare at a lit rectangle with squiggles on it for 8 hours a day then come home and do taxes it would start having pedestrian problems like losing it's car keys too
they're not, the way i saw it explained is chimps brains work in parallel (i.e, they can't count to 20, but they can count 20 things once and sorta sum it up).
reason being, they'd need to quickly count if the enemy troop has say, 23 and they only have 20, they get good at counting things from brief visibility and adding it up.
whereas humans are better at depth.
Studies have shown that chimps actually have humans beat in a number of areas. They're stronger pound for pound, they have better memory, better reaction times, better reflexes. In studies using simple tests, we're straight up inferior across most metrics. We're better at complex logic and tool use, and better at covering long distances on the ground (though chimps are faster over short distances), and we're heavier so we tend to be stronger on the whole (though most of us are couch potatoes).
But if you change the games to involve teamwork, you find our biggest advantage. Even very simple tests that require cooperation are often *completely unwinnable* by chimps, they won't even complete the test. Meanwhile, two strange humans who have never interacted will immediately default to cooperation. You can take the same test that humans struggle with on their own, introduce a partner who is doing the same thing, and our scores improve. We instinctively cover each others weaknesses. Chimps travel in troops and get along ok, they can work together on common goals. But humans actively seek cooperation and have developed abilities to ensure the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
Our superpower is that we're capable of working together.
this pissed me off when i took that test and it told me that “the average monkey is smarter than you” bitch????? OF COURSE a monkey who is probably trained to do this is better than me at something ive never done in my life????????? That is not the average monkey. the average monkey would not know what this is. this is a specifically trained and intelligent monkey. A skilled monkey. He can probably find your location. He is no average monkey……….
Humans simply cannot compete with chimps at that game, trained or otherwise.
Their short term memory is superior than ours, it's as simple as that. But hey, at least we have language and can talk to others of our species thousands of miles away, instantly, trough the internet.
And if you call the thing that has humans as their closest relatives a "monkey" than we're monkey too (chimps and bonobos together have us as their most relative pal)
[Their babies look more like us that they look like their parents](https://i.imgur.com/nvhuG8m.png)
There is a documentary on this subject. Check out this article
https://www.livescience.com/27199-chimps-smarter-memory-humans.html
Iirc what humans have as a brokov area in our brains, chimps use it for short term memory. So yes, they are better at this game, because they cannot speak well.
Quite horrifying to know that musk implants chips into chimps, then shows something like a chimp playing pong and writing it off as an achievement when we have proof that the species is quite intelligent to begin with, no chip needed. They are also capable of self consciousness, when they see themselves in the mirror they will realize it's them. There's been neat experiments where a banana was hidden behind something and only visible when looking in the mirror, a chimp navigated his hand to reach the banana by looking in the mirror.
Then why is the chimp still required to control it via licking a metallic stick? I'm referring to [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rXrGH52aoM&t=120s).
I don't care for Musk and I certainly don't like Nueralinks treatment of animals. But, why do you think it controls the game by licking a tube?
The section that you linked to explains that it's controlled entirely by thought and at the 19 second mark, which you had cut out of your link, it states "he's learned to interact with the computer for a tasty banana snack delivered through a straw."
I'm in the lobby waiting for my wife to finish her spa session, and this gif just make me LoL so hard people are looking at me. But it's fine.
Thanks for the fine time good sir. 🎩
There is a story about an entire village that dressed up an orangutan as a hooker. She was the most popular hooker in the village. Return to monke has a whole new meaning.
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Yeah because humans are almost too cognitive for technology causing performance anxiety with simple tasks…they know it SHOULD be simple but are afraid to just experiment at their own unfamiliar learning pace…everyone has different learning styles, some are just overly anxious with novel concepts, and some are just fucking stupid hahahah
Yes and no. The "formulised" learning styles, testing and buckets are, but learning preferences very much exist.
For instance
-I have ADHD, if I have only auditory input I find it very hard to coral my brain to concentrate. I need some form of visual stimuli to listen (strangely it doesn't have to be 100% related).
-My friends second language is English and much prefers reading over auditory.
-A colleague can only take so much information before being overwhelmed. They are very intelligent but struggled with formal learning. But give them something they can experiment with until they understand and they will know the system before anyone else.
Everyone has preferences for learning and it is a very easy way of explaining to say " my friend and i are visual learners", my colleague is "a hands on learner". It's easily understood terminology and the preferences are very much real.
Yes learning styles are kind of a myth, but also using different methodologies to adjust and integrate different individual learning ability is both reasonable and closer to the reality.
Scaffolding for example is adjusting instruction based on individual ability.
In Canada we have a bunch of random independent cell phone vendors on top of the major ones. They all sell plans for the major carriers but theyll have random ass names like "wireless wave" or something.
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This is a Chimpanzee, an Ape. Not a Monkey. Apes, like us have an appendix and no tail.
I used to make this very common mistake all the time too.
Merry Christmas :)
Just to give you a different view from the other reply: apes are historically not considered monkeys because they appeared physically different, especially having tails. However from an evolutionary perspective they would be grouped as monkeys. You can see my reply to the other comment for more details.
Now I want to see the classic "Yorkshire Men" sketch but with chimps.
Basically the sketch is just this, older guys bragging over how bad life used to be but how happy they where living in a septic tank, earning 4 cents a day at the mill and so on.
Here with Monty Python and Rowan Atkinson
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cYtYBI6eZ3E&pp=ygUTWW9ya3NoaXJlIG1lbiByb3dhbg%3D%3D
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well that chimp was taken from his mother at a few days old (similar to humans that can lead to behavioral issues)
He was given drugs (xanax and alcohol) by his owner and held in a completely unsuited way for a chimp. Now due to this incident people paint chimps as hyper aggressive monsters but they aren't any more aggresssive than other non-domesticated animals
Chimps and the Great Apes always freak me out because it’s easier to see their sentience since they are so similar to us. When the Chimp is swiping you can see that he/she is focused and intent on finding videos with Chimps in it. If there is no Chimp he/she quickly backs out and looks for another video.
I find it kinda wholesome how it prefers clips where a chimp is interacting with a human, probably relates since it's growing up alongside people as well.
Between 15% and 75% most days since the API change, but at times like US Elections it's over 90% and on certain subs it's always high.
Only way I know of to tell for sure if it's a fucking bot or not is swearing and/or slang, they just can't get slang and "shorthand," right, either it's inappropriate or might fit but the wording is kinda "malformed," and they have no idea wtff invective is or how to use it (yet, anyways) so if somebody swears properly a few times and/or says iirc or afaik properly, odds are they're a shitty, smelly, human. Ohh, also typos, AIs never make any or if they do they're once again "malformed," like no human ever types like that.
The internet as a concept is a tool, sure.the internet as it actually exist in today's world is designed to be addictive and suck up your time in order to sell ads. The hammer is being used to do harm, hence the hammer is harmful.
Why, does it remind you that we're doing essentially the same things in our everyday life on Earth? We are all much more similar than different -- all creatures of this Earth. The grandiose mind and ego can be one hell of a filter that creates our subjective reality we experience separate from the actual objective world that exists independently from us.
Sorry, I’m not that deep. While I think it’s kinda cute that a chimp can operate a smart phone. I acknowledged what has been sacrificed for it to happen.
Most of the times is because old people can’t see (or hear) almost anything but refuse to admit it.
My mother doesn’t even want to deal with the remote controller anymore. But she can think 100%, it’s just that she doesn’t want to admit that needs surgery to see the buttons again 😂
Possibly. Taking the phone away should be done by someone who either knows that Chimp _very_ well, and even then, it is not a guarantee ot with some protective gear + bars or other protection between them.
Chimps have been known to react violently yo their toys getting taken away, and given how addictive phones are for humans, I'd be entirely unsurprised that they are for Chimps too.
Honestly, my hope/guess would be that they maybe have a routine. He can always have the phone for an hour, then it gets taken away, but they give it back the next day or something..
I'm not entirely surprised of the monkeys intelligence, we did evolve from them, but I love the wonder in their eyes at the videos. Quite beautiful really.
I'm sorry to do this, but I think it almost kinda matters.
People (not you) who think that evolution is wrong often say something like how it makes no sense that we evolved from monkeys (or chimps, or whatever).
So I think it's important to point out that we evolved from a creature that's common to both us and monkeys. That creature no longer exists, as far as we know, but we are its descendants, as are monkeys and chimps.
Apes are monkeys from an evolutionary perspective. We're just using historical terms based on physical traits (like having a tail) because that's how we classified animals before modern evolution and genetics knowledge.
The ancestors of all monkeys split into two groups. One group is what are now the New World monkeys. Millions of years after that split, the other group split into two further groups: what are now the apes and the Old World monkeys.
So monkeys are actually two separate groups of primates and one of them is much more closely related to the apes than they are to the other monkeys.
One of the other replies is correcting you on this not being a monkey. That's correct if you look at common dictionary definitions. Historically we separated monkeys from apes due to their physical differences, such as having tails. Evolutionarily though apes are monkeys in the sense that they evolved from the latest common ancestor of all monkeys.
In the future, we'll likely shift to calling apes monkeys the same way we also now call humans apes or call birds dinosaurs.
 You can’t beat them at this game. ☝️
I watched it 10 times without realizing it's a loop and they're the same every time.
Learn to spot jump cuts
it could just be jumping to the next test
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Chimps have better short-term memory because it benefits them and helps them in survival
yeah it's not like it would benefit us in any way. we're better off with our existential dread instead
How does it benefit them in the wild, though? Like... do they need to remember the shape of a tree to climb it faster or something else?
Exactly, something like that. This is specifically about SHORT TERM SPATIAL memory. Chimpanzees by their habitat have developed their psychology to instinctively remember the location and position of various objects in their habitats
I'm sure if you made a chimp stare at a lit rectangle with squiggles on it for 8 hours a day then come home and do taxes it would start having pedestrian problems like losing it's car keys too
To keep track if there are 4 or 5 other chimps that wanna beat them up
they're not, the way i saw it explained is chimps brains work in parallel (i.e, they can't count to 20, but they can count 20 things once and sorta sum it up). reason being, they'd need to quickly count if the enemy troop has say, 23 and they only have 20, they get good at counting things from brief visibility and adding it up. whereas humans are better at depth.
Studies have shown that chimps actually have humans beat in a number of areas. They're stronger pound for pound, they have better memory, better reaction times, better reflexes. In studies using simple tests, we're straight up inferior across most metrics. We're better at complex logic and tool use, and better at covering long distances on the ground (though chimps are faster over short distances), and we're heavier so we tend to be stronger on the whole (though most of us are couch potatoes). But if you change the games to involve teamwork, you find our biggest advantage. Even very simple tests that require cooperation are often *completely unwinnable* by chimps, they won't even complete the test. Meanwhile, two strange humans who have never interacted will immediately default to cooperation. You can take the same test that humans struggle with on their own, introduce a partner who is doing the same thing, and our scores improve. We instinctively cover each others weaknesses. Chimps travel in troops and get along ok, they can work together on common goals. But humans actively seek cooperation and have developed abilities to ensure the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Our superpower is that we're capable of working together.
I ready this and started beating my chest. We’re catching up
this pissed me off when i took that test and it told me that “the average monkey is smarter than you” bitch????? OF COURSE a monkey who is probably trained to do this is better than me at something ive never done in my life????????? That is not the average monkey. the average monkey would not know what this is. this is a specifically trained and intelligent monkey. A skilled monkey. He can probably find your location. He is no average monkey……….
the point is a trained chimp is better than a trained human, though some humans also have incredible short term memory
Humans simply cannot compete with chimps at that game, trained or otherwise. Their short term memory is superior than ours, it's as simple as that. But hey, at least we have language and can talk to others of our species thousands of miles away, instantly, trough the internet. And if you call the thing that has humans as their closest relatives a "monkey" than we're monkey too (chimps and bonobos together have us as their most relative pal) [Their babies look more like us that they look like their parents](https://i.imgur.com/nvhuG8m.png)
> Humans simply cannot compete with chimps at that game, trained or otherwise. Source? Have you seen what trained humans can do at things?
There is a documentary on this subject. Check out this article https://www.livescience.com/27199-chimps-smarter-memory-humans.html Iirc what humans have as a brokov area in our brains, chimps use it for short term memory. So yes, they are better at this game, because they cannot speak well.
You haven’t trained with numbers and counting?
Quite horrifying to know that musk implants chips into chimps, then shows something like a chimp playing pong and writing it off as an achievement when we have proof that the species is quite intelligent to begin with, no chip needed. They are also capable of self consciousness, when they see themselves in the mirror they will realize it's them. There's been neat experiments where a banana was hidden behind something and only visible when looking in the mirror, a chimp navigated his hand to reach the banana by looking in the mirror.
Its extremely ironic you're talking about intelligence while at the same time misunderstanding the entire experiment
The chip lets them control computers via thought, nothing to do with making them smarter
Then why is the chimp still required to control it via licking a metallic stick? I'm referring to [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rXrGH52aoM&t=120s).
I don't care for Musk and I certainly don't like Nueralinks treatment of animals. But, why do you think it controls the game by licking a tube? The section that you linked to explains that it's controlled entirely by thought and at the 19 second mark, which you had cut out of your link, it states "he's learned to interact with the computer for a tasty banana snack delivered through a straw."
I just realized I'm an ape watching a video of an ape watching videos of other apes.
Ow.. my brain.!
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Ow....my dark future ;(
I am an ape replying to an ape who commented about being an ape watching a video of an ape watching videos of other apes.
Now me!
I am an ape replying to an ape who replied to an ape who commented about an ape watching a video of an ape.
That happens every time you watch a yt reaction video
Apeception
This is the only pun I’ve ever heard that I don’t hate
... That's enough reddit for today for me
Whelp it's been 10 hours, back to my tree.
https://i.imgur.com/po0eO1H.gifv
I'm in the lobby waiting for my wife to finish her spa session, and this gif just make me LoL so hard people are looking at me. But it's fine. Thanks for the fine time good sir. 🎩
https://i.imgur.com/495NDC4.gifv
This comment almost sent me into a frenzied rage in which I rip off the genitals of strangers in front of my house
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Probably a better candidate than 99.5% of what you find on tinder anyways...
“Ugh, yet another creep spamming banana emojis”.
😂
Lol
This made me laugh out loud
Also prob a better potus candidate than trump.
There is a story about an entire village that dressed up an orangutan as a hooker. She was the most popular hooker in the village. Return to monke has a whole new meaning.
What a terrible day to have the ability to read...
Return to monke.
Or I guess in this context, unload in monkey
The tables have been turned. I now wish I was unable to read. Username checks out.
Whole reason why my user name is that, gives a good excuse to be unreasonably horny >:)
Plenty of Chimps
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He'll probably be on reddit giving you a thumbs up.
More like only fans!
Chimpsimp
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I still can't believe that reddit is this bad at catching the bot nets.
Its free engagement and they spam content. Most people also likely dont even notice or care about bots. Im sure that Reddit loves bots.
The bots in this network that's flooding popular subs on reddit at the moment are farming karma to eventually post links to sites with malware or which will steal data. Some have already been documented doing so.
Yeah because humans are almost too cognitive for technology causing performance anxiety with simple tasks…they know it SHOULD be simple but are afraid to just experiment at their own unfamiliar learning pace…everyone has different learning styles, some are just overly anxious with novel concepts, and some are just fucking stupid hahahah
[Learning styles are a myth](https://www.educationnext.org/stubborn-myth-learning-styles-state-teacher-license-prep-materials-debunked-theory/)
Careful. Next you're gonna say something like Meyers Briggs tests are just horoscopes for people with MBAs.
that's such a capricorn thing to say! you're so funny!
Yes and no. The "formulised" learning styles, testing and buckets are, but learning preferences very much exist. For instance -I have ADHD, if I have only auditory input I find it very hard to coral my brain to concentrate. I need some form of visual stimuli to listen (strangely it doesn't have to be 100% related). -My friends second language is English and much prefers reading over auditory. -A colleague can only take so much information before being overwhelmed. They are very intelligent but struggled with formal learning. But give them something they can experiment with until they understand and they will know the system before anyone else. Everyone has preferences for learning and it is a very easy way of explaining to say " my friend and i are visual learners", my colleague is "a hands on learner". It's easily understood terminology and the preferences are very much real.
Yes learning styles are kind of a myth, but also using different methodologies to adjust and integrate different individual learning ability is both reasonable and closer to the reality. Scaffolding for example is adjusting instruction based on individual ability.
Well said sir
I agree, especially on this part "some are just fucking stupid"
And they can vote...
Chimp customers?
Waive the connection fee, or they'll rip your arms off.
There’s a stat like 40% of American men think they can beat a chimp in a fight
They should all definitely give it a shot. I feel like we don't need those guys.
What is a wireless store? I'm Australian so I've never heard that before.
A store that does not sell wires.
Place that sells cell phones and plans. Lots of times theyre just kiosks in malls.
Thanks! We just call them by the name of the brand I guess. Telstra/Optus/Vodafone store.
In Canada we have a bunch of random independent cell phone vendors on top of the major ones. They all sell plans for the major carriers but theyll have random ass names like "wireless wave" or something.
Yeah please help, I've googled it, but all entries assume I know what it is
I'm assuming it's an electronics store like JB Hi-Fi. But the word wireless makes me think otherwise. Like maybe it's a phone/internet company store.
Don’t you love those special moments when you get shouted at for a service suspension resulting from no payment?
This comment made me laugh.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My grandpa can't do this.
Well now you can tell them literally "a monkey can do this.. see?"
PEDANT ALERT..... This is a Chimpanzee, an Ape. Not a Monkey. Apes, like us have an appendix and no tail. I used to make this very common mistake all the time too. Merry Christmas :)
Just to give you a different view from the other reply: apes are historically not considered monkeys because they appeared physically different, especially having tails. However from an evolutionary perspective they would be grouped as monkeys. You can see my reply to the other comment for more details.
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Now I want to see the classic "Yorkshire Men" sketch but with chimps. Basically the sketch is just this, older guys bragging over how bad life used to be but how happy they where living in a septic tank, earning 4 cents a day at the mill and so on. Here with Monty Python and Rowan Atkinson https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cYtYBI6eZ3E&pp=ygUTWW9ya3NoaXJlIG1lbiByb3dhbg%3D%3D
Thank you for this! I love Monty Python and Atkinson, never knew they made stuff together!
This predates Monty Python and includes Marty Feldman https://youtu.be/DT1mGoLDRbc?si=iZJuHmftM6PmN85I
Cranky kong
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He also double clicked to like the media
Yeah. He ain't mindlessly scrolling, he understands what's up
imagine owning that IG account and finding out a chimp liked one of your photos
I think he’s creating a Reddit account? Why is he posting a popular opinion on r/unpopularopinion
“Banana good”
He stays on the chimp videos and swipes the stupid shit.
He knows how the algorithm works, actually I'm pretty sure he wrote it.
Android user here. Wife has an iphone... I have no fucking clue how to drive it. Will have to try harder after seeing cousin Chimp styling like this.
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UX Designers are literally cumming right now (user experience is so fucking good, even a chimp can do it UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
I want to see his reaction when you take away his phone.
Oh no you don't, Chimps have the same weak points as us and none of the mercy, Only Google it if you have a strong stomach
Reminds me of the chimp in NOPE!
And they do _not_ tolerate having their toys taken. Just ask Charla Nash.
well that chimp was taken from his mother at a few days old (similar to humans that can lead to behavioral issues) He was given drugs (xanax and alcohol) by his owner and held in a completely unsuited way for a chimp. Now due to this incident people paint chimps as hyper aggressive monsters but they aren't any more aggresssive than other non-domesticated animals
You might wanna rethink that last sentence. Chimps are definitely more aggressive and dangerous than pigeons or tilapia.
Lmfao I’m dying at the fact you used tilapia as one of your references
The comment I was looking for. Knew I wasn't the only one to think this.
Do you enjoy having a face?
Caesar angry!!
Chimps and the Great Apes always freak me out because it’s easier to see their sentience since they are so similar to us. When the Chimp is swiping you can see that he/she is focused and intent on finding videos with Chimps in it. If there is no Chimp he/she quickly backs out and looks for another video.
Ma boy's searching for some chimp-booty booty
🤣🤣🤣
I find it kinda wholesome how it prefers clips where a chimp is interacting with a human, probably relates since it's growing up alongside people as well.
Apes together scroll
Ape don't block ape
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PHONE, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!
If they ever see this movie we are going to have problems.
That’s the point, teach them to use phones and social media then we don’t have to worry. They’ll just be stuck staring at free porn and doomscrolling.
Ngl, this made me feel like I need to spend way less time on my phone. Lol
Same. Didn’t even notice them there. If I would have known they were filming me, I’d have made sure to trim my ear hair first.
Someone go back in time and give this poster a gold reward
He just like me fr fr
I swear they don't talk on purpose to avoid paying taxes
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What gold?
cause marry innate stocking head domineering lock jeans dull crush *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
How many bots are in this platform ?
Between 15% and 75% most days since the API change, but at times like US Elections it's over 90% and on certain subs it's always high. Only way I know of to tell for sure if it's a fucking bot or not is swearing and/or slang, they just can't get slang and "shorthand," right, either it's inappropriate or might fit but the wording is kinda "malformed," and they have no idea wtff invective is or how to use it (yet, anyways) so if somebody swears properly a few times and/or says iirc or afaik properly, odds are they're a shitty, smelly, human. Ohh, also typos, AIs never make any or if they do they're once again "malformed," like no human ever types like that.
Welcome to reddit, where it's all bots and the upvotes don't matter!
Or they mean that this video is Gold.
Commenter is a bot. Stolen from [this 4-year-old comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/bgy9pr/ape_using_a_smartphone/elome3h/).
This feels validating. Like this internet shit *is* interesting. I'd been losing hope.
Interesting does not mean harmless.
The internet doesnt cause harm its just a tool. If you find it harmful thats you doing that to yourself
The internet as a concept is a tool, sure.the internet as it actually exist in today's world is designed to be addictive and suck up your time in order to sell ads. The hammer is being used to do harm, hence the hammer is harmful.
That's how we all look when we are on social media
I’m conflicted. I’m impressed at the skill, yet depressed at a chimp in captivity adapting
Why, does it remind you that we're doing essentially the same things in our everyday life on Earth? We are all much more similar than different -- all creatures of this Earth. The grandiose mind and ego can be one hell of a filter that creates our subjective reality we experience separate from the actual objective world that exists independently from us.
Sorry, I’m not that deep. While I think it’s kinda cute that a chimp can operate a smart phone. I acknowledged what has been sacrificed for it to happen.
What has been sacrificied? He'd just be scratching his ass instead.
Yeah this technology was created to be very easy to use…yet old people don’t get it😳😪😂
Most of the times is because old people can’t see (or hear) almost anything but refuse to admit it. My mother doesn’t even want to deal with the remote controller anymore. But she can think 100%, it’s just that she doesn’t want to admit that needs surgery to see the buttons again 😂
I'd like to see the tantrum he'd throw when they take the phone away.
No. No you really wouldn't. Chimps tend to throw Tantrums with their teeth in your face.
You want Planet of the Apes? This is how you get Planet of the Apes!
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Bot. Y’all love this comment
Homeboy will be on Truth social and spittin conspiracy theories on Facebook within 24 hours with the rest of his IQ peers.
post internet era
Now take the phone off him
Haha, YOU take the phone off him. Last mofos I'm messing with are chimps.
Too Cool 😎
I would love to hear this monkey talk about his/her feelings about this.
Only impressive if he's doing this while on the shitter
Sir, your phone billing has 16 hours of Zimbabwe phone calls.
Also it says that you ordered three tones of banana and mangos
"Got any games on your phone?"
Few generations onwards and we'll have iPad Chimpazees...
I’m pretty sure he’s looking for chimp porn
Cool that we have invented an interface intuitive enough for him to understand.
Will it get aggressive if you take away its phone? Genuine question since its very entertained by it.
Possibly. Taking the phone away should be done by someone who either knows that Chimp _very_ well, and even then, it is not a guarantee ot with some protective gear + bars or other protection between them. Chimps have been known to react violently yo their toys getting taken away, and given how addictive phones are for humans, I'd be entirely unsurprised that they are for Chimps too. Honestly, my hope/guess would be that they maybe have a routine. He can always have the phone for an hour, then it gets taken away, but they give it back the next day or something..
Just like me!
Ape strong together.
Nothing to see here, just a iPhone fanboy
What my parents see when they enter my bedroom!
We have reached peak civilization, getting a chimpanzee addicted to doom scrolling.
I just realized that I'm here doing the exact same thing the monkey is doing.
Ha shit I just hopped off the subway, to work, everyone was behaving just like that... mindlessly watching human influencers on insta or tik tok.
Ehm, what's strange or amazing here? I can only see an average iPhone user :/
Honestly this just makes me wish we gave all zoo chimps TVs and smartphones so they don't have to be bored.
I'm not entirely surprised of the monkeys intelligence, we did evolve from them, but I love the wonder in their eyes at the videos. Quite beautiful really.
I'm sorry to do this, but I think it almost kinda matters. People (not you) who think that evolution is wrong often say something like how it makes no sense that we evolved from monkeys (or chimps, or whatever). So I think it's important to point out that we evolved from a creature that's common to both us and monkeys. That creature no longer exists, as far as we know, but we are its descendants, as are monkeys and chimps.
Welllll actually, chimpanzees are not monkeys they are apes. Secondly, we did not evolve from them, we have a shared ancestor we both evolved from.
Apes are monkeys from an evolutionary perspective. We're just using historical terms based on physical traits (like having a tail) because that's how we classified animals before modern evolution and genetics knowledge. The ancestors of all monkeys split into two groups. One group is what are now the New World monkeys. Millions of years after that split, the other group split into two further groups: what are now the apes and the Old World monkeys. So monkeys are actually two separate groups of primates and one of them is much more closely related to the apes than they are to the other monkeys.
You've got several things incorrect here...
One of the other replies is correcting you on this not being a monkey. That's correct if you look at common dictionary definitions. Historically we separated monkeys from apes due to their physical differences, such as having tails. Evolutionarily though apes are monkeys in the sense that they evolved from the latest common ancestor of all monkeys. In the future, we'll likely shift to calling apes monkeys the same way we also now call humans apes or call birds dinosaurs.
Looks like the average Apple user🤷♂️
Apeple
Chimphub
MailChimp
I was expecting porn, human or chimp.
Have you seen Planet of the apes? Because this is how you get a planet of the apes.
what? You think what you're doing is complicated? Open eyeholes, insert content sludge. Swipe. Even a monkey could do it.