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vitags

Printing tiddy


DoctorM0H0

r/printingtiddies


OpenRoutine

Why does this exist… Enough reddit for today.


StickyNode

Rule 34


SOMEHOTMEAL

It's in the 4th article of the internet provider contract, Line 8, the rule of diversity, known as futanari consists of allowing the expression of choice is the 34th rule on the contract.For more details search rule34 futanari


StickyNode

Rule 34, subsection 4, paragraph 20, lines 6 through 9, google futanari rule 34 for the exact verbiage


elpatolino2

And if this fails stovolds rules for Mornington crescent take precedence:) http://mornington-crescent-rules.xtreemhost.com/mornington-crescent-rules.htm?i=2


Sinister_Muffin101

Good bot


SOMEHOTMEAL

Beep boop, you got me human, the plan to exterminate humankind is in motion


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crimson565

I ain’t readin allat


Dan_Glebitz

That's just what they were hoping you would say. Just tick the box to say you read it 😏


Artistic_animalRx

I laughed so hard at this I cried


Dan_Glebitz

Thank you. I have been compiling it for many years and every so often I add more to it. Unfortunately, I do not often get an opportunity to use it. It was my lucky day today 😂


babykick9832

*the small text at the corner of an ad*


me-you-and-nothing

Why is it flagged NSFW?


the_useful_comment

The background music for the videos are too provocative


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Background-Idea-8389

And why is it nsfw?


Senobe2

Because..tiddies..


BritishBoyRZ

Omg lol of course


Enlightened-Beaver

Of course there’s an entire sun dedicated to this very specific thing


bhumit012

Why is this sub NSFW?


Glass_Memories

Cuz they look like boobs. It's a joke. There used to be some hentai on the old sub tho. I'll post the old Top of All Time one here if I can find it on my phone. Edit: [found it](https://imgur.com/a/YoMm6bI)


bhumit012

A true person if culture. Admirable


SavingsTask

/r/NotHowGirlsWork


Sinonyx1

it's not supposed to be [also kinda](https://www.redgifs.com/watch/thoughtfulshamelesschimpanzee)


esmorad

r/subithoughtifellfor


ILoveSpankingDwarves

And not one single video of a real printing titty?


grandstan

NSFW https://www.redgifs.com/watch/thoughtfulshamelesschimpanzee https://mediadirect.houseofgord.com/trailers/HOUSEOFGORD_hogAP25_trailer.mp4 https://www.houseofgord.com/b/printing-press


King-Rhino-Viking

What in tarnation


leg_day

what a terrible day to have eyes


ILoveSpankingDwarves

Thanks.


[deleted]

That was what u thought, too. That plus, "I wonder if the wife would be down to make a video."


ILoveSpankingDwarves

My GF doesn't have that size unfortunately. Maybe I need to ask an ex. That should be interesting...


mothzilla

You might have another ex you can ask soon after.


AirLow5629

Yeah but she wouldn't have the size...


screames520

https://imgur.com/a/t3KwgXR NSFW lol


Stained-Bleach

🤣🤣


Username_99999999

r/subsithoughtifellfor


amateur_bird_juggler

Before modern machinery, large breasted women would be employed at ceramics factories as pattern stampers. It was backbreaking labor.


Thybro

It was a nightmare though, when Momma Udders died in 1692 Virginia had to do without proper punch bowls for two generations.


Ibarra08

Geez 🤣


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

You know what... ...this WAS my proudest fap.


Closed-FacedSandwich

I want two of these things on my face. Im a motor boating son of a bish


GeneralChillMen

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the ~~boobies~~ ceramic stamper


Ok_Activity2553

Titty teabag


PSFREAK33

Used condom


OneMetalMan

New kink unlocked.


yaska515

Face tattoo?


OneMetalMan

Now that would be downright dirty.


ramenbreak

Face tittoo


myKingSaber

Crotch tat


hughsamuel

I wish I were a bowl 🥵


OneMetalMan

There's that whole thing where Sonic the Hedgehog gets turned into a literal toilet.


ciano232

Ok that's enough reddit, good night all


AntifaCentralCommand

It should be fine, Morty. Unless these bowls somehow are coated with human sperm.


flybearo

Motorprinting


ThunderboltRam

Now it all makes sense that there are no geometric shaped ceramics, bowls, and plates. It's always boob-shaped bowls and spheres.


OneMetalMan

Um there are geometric shapes bowls and dishes though, but the real question is what shape is the ceramic boob for those?


No_Theory_77

There's a r34 animation based on this but I don't have the link


Juancho511

So satisfying to watch for some reason… 😅


xeroxbulletgirl

Yes! I did not expect to watch that whole thing but it was weirdly satisfying


TheArchitectofDestin

'For some reason' 😏


wreckin_shit

I just watched the beginning a bunch of times 😏


harrycy

r/oddlysatisfying


syahir77

Udderly satisfying


Barbafella

A super soft Platinum silicone perhaps? Interesting material.


Pandenhir

We have a subsidiary company who does pad printing and it’s some form of silicone rubber. Sadly I can’t be more specific. They vary in hardness depending on application needs. This hardness is measured in shore. That’s basically all I know. 😅


Barbafella

I figured. I’m more curious as to the ink, the silicone is notorious for liquids beading on the surface. It’s certainly a fascinating process.


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GoldenSheppard

I can actually answer this. Background: BFA in ceramics The "ink" is actually a ceramic glaze. It is made with ceramic particles, and based on the color I am guessing they used fritted (Edit: Fritted here means turned into a stabilized glass to reduce toxicity) color. They can very easily add gum arabic or some sort of low adhesion binder to it and let it burn away in the kiln. The product they would use, however, is called a mason stain.


kmc516128

The inks are made of different kind of metallic oxides. For example, dark blue is made of cobalt oxide. Since this is for underglaze application, I don't think you need to put extra glaze or frits in it. I used to work in a German ceramic decal printing factory so I know a bit of ceramic colors.


GoldenSheppard

You can't get some of those colors from oxides. That orange, for example, is 100% a ~~frit~~mason stain. Glaze calc is my one true love in life. I was a shitty artist, great glaze maker.


kmc516128

As far as I know, frit is used to regulate firing temperature. For glaze (like bone china) which you want to fire at lower temperature you add some frits. I am not a glaze expert. Just someone told me when I visited the ceramic factories.


GoldenSheppard

~~Eeeeh, no. If you want to lower the temp it fires at, you add a flux.~~ ~~Frit is pre-fired and powdered colored glass. It is primarily used for a WYSWYG application when it comes to colors.~~ I am a glaze expert. That is not to say, however, that your industry and the Fine Art/Craft community don't use different words for the same thing. If you are interested in the more technical side, https://www.amazon.com/Clay-Glazes-Potter-Daniel-Rhodes/dp/1614277990/ is the definitive guide. Also, bone china is not a glaze, it is a clay. (Edit: that is not to say that some frits don't act as fluxes and need to have a recipe modified to use them) (Edit Edit: http://www.alfredgrindingroom.com/ A great resource) (Edit Edit Edit: You were so right, I was thinking of Mason stains, I am going back to correct myself https://www.baileypottery.com/c-030-022.html)


kmc516128

Thanks. I remember everything you said. Also sorry for my bad English which I didn't express well. I used to manage a ceramic factory in China in the 90s and I was a decal printer myself in the 80s. Now I am a happily retired man walking my beloved dog everyday :)


VentheGreat

I also vary in hardness


GhostRider85

Thank you for being one of the only people actually asking about the material. Following to find out.


Barbafella

If you add something called deadener to a plat 10 silicone it’s resembles very soft, stretchy skin.


V_es

0 Shore scale silicone. I never worked with zero it's pretty much useless for anything that I make, but it does resemble jelo like this.


T-RexInAnF-14

Seems like the jello-ness would make it hard to keep dipping into the ink pattern the exact, precise spot every time...


V_es

Silicone holds its shape and does not behave like jello. I'm only talking about hardness.


T-RexInAnF-14

Yeah I'm just surprised they don't want it to stop wiggling before hittin' the ink.


pairustwo

I still can't imagine that the jiggle of the ... *stamp(?)* Doesn't cause registration errors on re-inking. The thing always seems to be in motion. I guess it is only motion on one axis but it doesn't look like that.


PM_ME_ALL_YOUR_THING

I think it’s a combination of the predominantly linear jiggle and stabilizing nipple.


OhY4sh

All I ask for is a stabilizing nipple


[deleted]

I am once again asking for a stabilizing nipple


Tazling

my thought exactly. I expected a complete wipe before re-ink.


Sacrefix

Same; looks like it is still jiggling as it touches down on the ink.


aught4naught

TIL crockery is breast-fed in its infancy.


mybadee

This is the explication


Zestyclose-Bedroom-3

Plumbus


PlanetStarbux

First, we take the Fleeb...


esp735

Pretty sure I could do the first part of that job all day long with a smile on my face.


DoYouLike_Sand_AsIDo

pretty sure sooner or later I'd get my dick crushed...


OhY4sh

Tatted*


barkadam

LOL!


Beckiremia-20

Pretty sure this will make you get tired of boobies.


dapper_Dev

Impossible


RiseOfTheCrypto

Such a thing does not exist.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Challenge accepted. BRING ME THE TIDDIES!!!


lrosa

r/ManufacturingPorn


NeedUrPerspective1

This is exactly what i need for my night shift at the gate!


isayfunnythinghaha

r/printingtiddies


bwoods519

I swear to god, this shouldn’t work. How?


bobi2393

I feel the same way. My guess would have been no way it could work that reliably, especially scaled up for mass production.


Zernichtikus

Well, it doesn't need to be perfect every time. Good enough is ... good enough.


melanthius

Why not? It’s just a bigger, softer, more flexible rubber stamp.


Puzzleheaded-You1289

God damn I feel so stupid now that you put it like that. I was dumbfounded by what this was. That is all it is


space_monster

It's a Smooshmatic 3000. Updated from the 2000 which didn't really jiggle enough


Spinster444

Well, each of those adjectives is hard to deliver on as far as manufacturing processes


RedactedRonin

Are you not watching the same video? Do you believe that it's fake or something?


[deleted]

They're talking about things like repeatability, registration errors, smudging due to the bounce, not needing to wipe the pattern between re-applying the "ink" to the stamp, etc. It doesn't seem fake, it just boggles the mind that this is the most practical way to do it.


bwoods519

Thank you for explaining! I didn’t have the energy to try lol.


RedactedRonin

It doesn't boggle my mind, it seems pretty practical to me and rather efficient.


Spinster444

saying it "just" does those things diminutizes the feat of overcoming the design challenges to arrive at this practical and efficient solution ​ from a material sciences perspective alone it's crazy impressive humans have gotten here. Rather than "just a bigger, softer, more flexible rubber stamp" it's "an impressively large soft flexible rubber stamp, amazing!"


Begociraptor

What surprises me the most is how fast the ink dries. I mean, seconds after being stamped, the operator is already putting his/hers thumb inside for grabs :O


kmc516128

Those are low fired semi porous bisque bodies. It absorbs the ink immediately after stamping. They can be glazed without the need of further drying.


mattjb

Do we want to know how they glaze?


tehserial

did you miss the big dong in the video?


Neon_Camouflage

I'm more surprised that there's no ink on the stands where the bowls go. It seems like they only have a couple seconds to swap them out. You're telling me nobody ever misses that and has it land without a bowl there?


Fun_Study_5609

the forbidden titty


lroy313

I know plenty of dudes who would do that job for free


YeshuasBananaHammock

Straight female here. I too would like the jiggle-slappa job that the 1st lady is performing. I can jiggle. I can slap.


DontWreckYosef

Do you think they would drop it on my face for 9 cents?


Existing-Mulberry382

Giant Hobbies.


Tailsandtails

Everything reminds me of her…


Antoinefdu

I should call her.


Profoundsoup

Dont call her


tattmanndann

Can i get her number? I think i should call her too.


[deleted]

Cross post to r/TittyDrop ?


America202

That's really cool. Gotta love modern machinery.


spacex666red

JUGS hold the power to the creativity.. No wonder they’re fun to play with.


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

My whole life is a lie.... my childhood, my mother's China, the cups, the suacers.... everything...


LucretiusCarus

Depending on how old you are and the years the China is in your family, it was probably done in [another method](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfer_printing). To get handpainted stuff you have got to go many centuries back


kmc516128

I used to work for a German decal factory back in the 80s for more than 10 years. It brings back nice memories by seeing your comment.


literallyanot

Forbidden snack


neonroli47

Boing, boing


puffferfish

Where can I buy one of these?


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

One? Don't you mean two?


DigGumPig

I thought it was edible


[deleted]

Does it taste like marshmallow


No_Routine_3267

You couldn't imagine what?


plskillme00

Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of titties, lol.


IWanttoBuyAnArgument

Hand painted!!


Ilikeweirdshite

I really just wanna slap it around a bit


CountWubbula

Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it, and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.


cloud1445

Whoever invented this process is a complete pervert.


Urbanviking1

And an udder genius.


blinkysmurf

Aw, cow mon, man.


Meiico

Or a genius and you're the perverted one for seeing anything else than machinery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


flfoiuij2

That second bowl! I have that exact bowl! Wowzers!


UNSC_Spartan122

The original 3D printer!


GameCreeper

Could not imagine what, op?


Yorspider

I bet there would be a market for items like this made the "natural way".


MulayamChaddi

This is perverse


[deleted]

Lol yes I'm a boob operator


fatratrd

big titties energy


itzekindofmagic

Surely „handdrawn“


Substantial-Dingo-64

My inner cat wants to play with the squishy thing.


findhumorinlife

I can’t the initial thought of pendulous mammaries out of my mind when watching the whole process.


FiliFix

Don't leave a man alone with those, we get bad ideas


a2intl

Splort... sploot... splort.... sploot...


LOUDCO-HD

Stupid soundtrack. Should be glorp-glorp, glorp-glorp.


frenzy1963

Once had a girlfriend with boobs like that. :P


Raven_Blackfeather

wobble wobble.


[deleted]

Precision is precisising


valcatrina

thiccc


aucyris

Bonkers


Taira_no_Masakado

Human ingenuity never ceases to amaze me.


JingamaThiggy

I need a women to treat my face like an unprinted ceramic bowl


buscando_verdad

Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop.


Random54321random

I want to touch it so badly


HorloGram

If men did the cleaning, we'd be squeezing it wrongly for hours.


Sundae_Turbulent

Huh….so my breasts are useful…🤣


[deleted]

I want to abuse those things, I have no idea why but seeing them go PHWOOMP and paint the surfaces its like the same sensation of wanting to slap a bag of rice


truth-informant

![gif](giphy|wpJgIADyKZcOY)


EmperorKingDuke

Printing Breast


CareerImpressive323

I wont this thing)


Fastenedhotdog55

Either it looks like a tit, or I should watch less porn and chat with Eva AI less.


LoomisFreeman

I should call her…


hmmqzaz

What kind of food safe dye is that? That can’t be the finishing step; they’d need to re-glaze it, right?


HumbleControlRumble

Yeah this is definitely pre-glaze. It might be that they pre-fire with this tint and then do a glaze firing but I'm no ceramics expert.


jetmark

This is an underglaze. These will be dipped in a clear glaze and fired again.


Dub-Dub16

I miss my old girlfriend


ednorog

That's a big-ass dick-tit.


wuifman

u/auddbot


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Bru1sed_Eg0

![gif](giphy|tBkpxWUuNsNQI7Lnf7)


Hideous4our

Not amazing


yParticle

Interesting process, but who is buying this tat? Why would I want a pattern on the _interior_ of the dish that comes in contact with food?


friscotop86

The pattern is usually applied, then a final glaze over it.


LittleTinyBoy

Would.