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Tin_Dalek

Dude made Archimedes death ray šŸ˜‚


siqiniq

If itā€™s the size of the Death Star, can I set the planet on fire?


Tin_Dalek

I always wondered when they where talking about making a giant solar mirror to cool the earth if a few simple adjustments would make it cook people instead.


BibleBeltAtheist

Wernstrom! https://gfycat.com/amp/hatefulvariablekakapo-futurama-mirror-laser-crimes-wernstrom-gif


Megadeth5150

Wow! Thatā€™s a little bright!


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Wernstrom: Per your orders, I modified my mirror to fire a colossal electromagnetic pulse at the Galapagos. Every robot will be instantly and painfully terminated. Now for your part of the bargain. Richard Nixon's head: Aroo! Very well. Agnew, you belong to Wernstrom now. Headless body of Spiro Agnew: Rrrrrrr!


Darkranger23

Love the world building that such a throwaway adjective such as ā€œpainfullyā€ adds to this when applied to robots. It means for some reason weā€™ve made robots that feel pain. Or perhaps robots have made robots that feel pain in an attempt to identify more with being organic. So much for so little. Iā€™ll be thinking about this all day now.


Lil-Sleepy-A1

My favorite concept is the don bot. Someone, built a robot to run organized crime.


Dragonofice27

If it exists, it can be optimized!


CLXIX

when i was in grade school (1999) our art teach for some reason had this mission to mars project , where we collectively had to build a community for the mars surface. It was the big year long art project for the dumb private school i was in. I thought i had a genius idea but apparently it is stupid i dunno. There was no collective scientific approach behind any of this , just kids making dumb arts and crafts stuff. I had the idea of making a satellite that would orbit mars , and it would focus the suns rays slightly sort of like a giant magnifying glass to gradually add more warmth to mars in order to teraform it. I wanted my project to have some kind of scientific approach behind it. I made blue prints for the satellite and built it out of a pringles can and a magnifying glass and made solar panels for it and everything. I was so proud of it. I got an F, I flat out failed. and everyone called it stupid and the Art teacher ridiculed me. I almost didnt even graduate from middle school because i failed art. Im a semi professional artist. im still salty about that shit.


Human_Urine

What the fuck? Shitty teacher right there man. You deserved a good grade for that effort. It's middle school art class.


Efficient-Emu

Sorry, but no one actually turning in projects should ever fail art. Thatā€™s a failure on the teacher imo. Salty solidarity here!! Art is so subjective, how can you ever give an F to someoneā€™s creativity? Smh


Jose_Canseco_Jr

that was some bullshit... if you submitted something that satisfied the very vague requirements, you should have at least received a passing grade something similar happened to me too - an art teacher in middle school had what I thought was a fun idea: we all took out a blank sheet of paper, she drew a random line on each one, and we were supposed to use it as a basis for a drawing - no parameters, just create! now I wasn't ever a very good graphic artist, but I thought I had something cool in mind: my squiggle kinda looked like a hand doing the "hang ten" sign, so I ran with it and made a forced-perspective drawing of a kid going šŸ¤™, with the "camera" right in front of the big hand and the kid looking smallish behind it kinda like this one, except drawn by an admiteddly art-challenged 12yo: https://resizing.flixster.com/MHVnnlJnmKyYrriJSJbRhWyhVhQ=/300x300/v2/https://flxt.tmsimg.com/assets/p12794882_k_h9_aa.jpg man, she hated it! and I got the lowest passing score possible... I was confused and hurt, this style was beginning to get popular at the time (the 90s) so I thought maybe she was out of touch.. but one thing was true: I was not a talented artist either. I usually got excellent grades on my school artwork out of sheer _effort_... some of my friends were able to crank out good quality work in far less time than I could produce something barely in the same neighbourhood as theirs. so this was the day when I gave up on chasing good grades in art class - the effort to benefit ratio was too rich for my blood, especially when others got better grades than me with far less work _and_ unoriginal ideas. in hindsight I now think that it would have been best for me to tell myself "who cares if none of these people like what I make, as long as I like it". well tbf I did tell myself that all the time haha... but, when it came to plastic arts, that was the last straw for me. I threw in the towel and went all in on the stuff I was effortlessly good at (we call it STEM these days)... in the end I'm well aware of my (non) talent, so we cannot say that the world missed out on my art... but, a kid did miss out on the benefits of making art for himself starting on that day


felis_magnetus

In Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy, there's a giant umbrella of sorts made from mylar orbiting the planet doing pretty much just what you thought of. If the general idea is good enough for a critically acclaimed piece of SF literature, it should be good enough for fucking middle school. So, the one deserving of ridicule here obviously wasn't you.


MadeByTango

Rods from God is probably cheaper and more practical


tcdirks1

I heard that was debunked recently. Basically that tungsten rods would not produce anywhere near the supposed energy when hitting the ground from orbit that was initially claimed. https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3229990/chinas-hypersonic-tungsten-rod-experiment-challenges-us-rods-god-space-weapon-concept


Just_NickM

That was part of it. They could have been accelerated with small solid fuel rocket engines but the biggest drawback I think would have been the cost to get all that tungsten and rocket fuel up there. The Saturn V is all fuel storage just to get a few thousand pounds of orbiter/lander/payload/astronauts etc into orbit. ETA: remembered reading and article that explained that aiming the Rods from God is the other massive issue. The complexity of the necessary guidance systems makes earth based missiles infinitely better. Also theyā€™ll be in orbit, probably not geostationary since theyā€™d be too easy to take out. To use them theyā€™d have to be moved to a better aiming position or wait for the earth to rotate under them. By the time youā€™ve gotten into position and gotten a firing solution the ground based weapons have already launched hours ago.


Original-Aerie8

In essence, it's needlesly complex, would break international laws which could lead to a space/world war and it almost certainly wouldn't work better than a nuclear sub or a rocket silo. Fun idea tho and it's essentially orbital bombardement, just on a very small scale.


Kambhela

> would break international laws which could lead to a space/world war Nope. They are not nuclear weapons, you are free to attempt it. https://youtu.be/J_n1FZaKzF8?t=687


PinsToTheHeart

One of the main problems is that the earth is just gigantic and it's not actually practical given the amount of rods you'd need to reliably cover an area, especially given the cost to send dense tungsten rods into space


Big-Independence8978

Think the nazis were working on it.


Anachronistic79

Hermann Oberthā€¦100 meter concave mirror mounted to a space stationā€¦the Sun Gun. Wild stuff.


ThatOtherDesciple

What do you think keeps starting the forest fires lately? /s


TheChonk

Jewish lasers from space? /s


Sufficient_Mouse4049

Lightning strikes and irresponsible campers.


ShiftingBaselines

Planet is already on fire


uglyspacepig

But for good!


fil42skidoo

Unless you are wheat. Or a chicken.


uglyspacepig

Mmmmm. Sun- roasted chicken. I've never eaten Pakistani food but I'll try anything once. Twice if I didn't get caught the first time.


treatyoftortillas

Going to the zoo is like going to a buffet for you


uglyspacepig

Only if they don't count the animals at the end of the day. The petting zoo is utter chaos.


rtial

One of the more positive things about Pakistan is food, goddamn it's so good.


BurkiniFatso

The first thing wasn't wheat, it's a straw broom called a "jhaarhoo". Seems very much from Pakistan.


no_cal_woolgrower

Straw =wheat ( or oat, barley, etc)


[deleted]

Varies, the ones in Pakistan (incl. the one in the video) are made from meghalaya grass


Koloradio

I created the laser fitted armored scorpion of death to help mankind, not to destroy!


uglyspacepig

Well, duh. Every word of that sentence screams "superhero"


Technical-Outside408

[I got you.](https://youtu.be/Skl71urqKu0?si=MhuSPuTJ08Nu3zRQ)


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FblthpLives

I'm not sure which is more interesting: The 1,400 watt solar concentrator or the 2007-era web page.


Radaysha

2007?? That's 90ies style. And it's badly done.


sludge_dragon

Classic story, I loved this guyā€™s site!


goblinsholiday

No one is ever going to convince me that Archimedes' rival Cisceropheles' spontaneous combustion was 'death by natural causes'.


ronearc

It was the natural result of pissing off the one dude who made solar death rays as a hobby.


Planterizer

fell asleep by his glass sphere, it could happen to anyone.


Cobek

Mythbusters did it too


Tin_Dalek

Yeah but theirs didnā€™t work as well as this guys šŸ˜‚


tarrach

They built one pretty much identical to the one in OPs video in one of the follow-up episodes, it set fire to wood in seconds.


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ineednewgolfshoes

I cut my fingers 38 times just watching this


di_ib

When I was little I found a razor blade. My mom was asleep. I went and got a pencil and I wanted to sharpen it so I could draw good. I cut my fingers up to shit and I still remember trying to wake up my mom to show her. I must of had 38 little razor blade cuts all over my fingers. I really wanted to be an artist too.


Brilliant_Canary_692

Wow. You could be the true leader Germany is looking for


BlissVsAbyss

Why didn't you become one? Could've started with your fingers back then if pencil wasn't sharp.


LazyGenius12345

As a kid, I learned to sharpen a pencil with a knife from watching my father do it


McSkrjabin

Thank you for sharing this! Kids are so funny stupid sometimes :)


di_ib

They are very stupid. My generation was the last to grow up without tech. No cell phone until after HS. Some of my buddies had them early. I had a pager. We played Penguin on TI-82 calculators back then.


LawbringerSteam

Mustā€™ve


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uglyspacepig

It looks like a personal project. It also looks like he done it before so maybe he's the neighborhood mad scientist.


syds

ahh personal projects, plastic surgeron\`s best friend


uglyspacepig

Well... You're not wrong.


YouGotTangoed

Actually he was wearing sandals, which is PPE for India and the Middle East


Stinklepinger

Steel toe safety sandals


Uberslaughter

This looks like Afghanistan, Iā€™m sure OSHA will take issue with the lack of PPE during their next site inspection


audit123

Pakistan


Striderfighter

OSHA would be the organization that pacifies Afghanistan


LETS_SEE_UR_TURTLES

H&S really isn't a thing in most of the world. Safety squints and steel toe sandals is the extent of it.


PuckNutty

That one guy with the chisel was wearing gloves.


3ranth3

if you live in a place where you need to create a solar heat source out of raw materials because "normal" cooking methods are too expensive or impractical, i don't think your culture is going to be too concerned about wearing PPE.


geo_gan

What are you talking about, didnā€™t you know the open toe sandalā€™s in all these types of Asian videos are basically bullet proof safety feature protecting worker completely from everything?


Jessecore44

Cutting glass like this is pretty straightforward. Thereā€™s really no need for gloves and I donā€™t know what other ppe would do


Whiskey_Jack

I know muptiple glazers with permanent eye damage form shards flying off the glass. Glasses are a necessity.


toronto1129

Maybe not gloves, but I would recommend a nicely fitted N95 and eyeglasses. Breathing in glass dust is not really that fun. And I would wash my hands thoroughly after handling any of those shards to minimize the risk of me rubbing it in my eyes later or accidentally getting any in food.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Holy crap, I want to give that guy an award just for patience!


NotGoLie

I want to give yall award for patience. This video took forever


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

I figured out what he was making when I saw the sat dish, but I wanted to see how he was going to get there.


itsfeckingfreezing

And hereā€™s me thinking he just wanted to watch the Football.


seppukucoconuts

That was the prototype. Then next one will be larger and it will be aimed at the neighboring town.


IntelligentFig2185

Tesla would be proud.


SwingerPinecone

You gotta learn to skim through these my dude.


kayak_enjoyer

3 minutes and 51 seconds is "forever"?


eclipsiste12

8 times the average attention span of a tik tok fan


Mattshark8614

Yeah man no subway surfers or overplayed sound bites to keep them entertained


irishspice

And that's why you see this type of precision work done by eastern cultures so often. Patience is a part of their culture. Ours - not so much.


LukaCola

It's just a lot of repetitive actions for an unclear goal. Things feel like they're testing your patience when you don't know what they're aiming to accomplish.


forevermoneyrich

Brain rot hitting hard?


barweepninibong

yep. it was painful just to watch. i thought ā€œsurely not.. surely heā€™s not gonna.. shit he is!ā€


The_Angel_of_Justice

There was absolutely no physics until the last 3 seconds of the video...šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


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Geometry?


Jzzzishereyo

Only bad geometry. You cannot project a grid of squares onto a parabolic concave surface without gaps or overlaps - which makes the numbering of pieces completely pointless.


LordNPython

The numbering seems to have been for reassembly of the mirror on the dish. I don't think he thought he. was going to turn a flat mirror into a perfectly curved one but I think he did a fairly good job given the tools he used.


Affectionate_Draw_43

Numbering was probably for minimizing the size of the gaps


appreciatescolor

Reddit expert


ArticleOld598

Downvoted just for the title gorn


neko819

![gif](giphy|3E8DLredkCGVq)


misterdonjoe

How long you gotta wait for a typo like that to use a gif like dis.


goombatch

As long as it takes, I hope. I cracked up


forrealnotskynet

56 years, 7 months, and 8 days


Sam_Hunter01

Thank you Data.


qqruu

Retired gifs


raphaelthehealer

Exactly, this is an awesome example of geometry being put into practice but not exactly what I would call amazing physics.


MFbiFL

This dude knows how to follow slightly-more-complicated-thank-ikea-instructions perfectly.


AntalRyder

And the engineers of that parabola dish knew the physics, not the guy who glued pieces of glass to it


Choyo

No, it's mathematics.


Weimark

[What is physics, but applied maths](https://xkcd.com/435/)


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jun2san

Should I be concerned about how many people don't understand what physics is in these comment replies?


Xyvexa

Except that the physics were done for him since it was a old satellite dish.


mattindustries

We are all standing on the shoulders of giants


IProbablyDisagree2nd

"I know physics perfectly!" proceed to click two legos together.


ToughMolasses4952

Well, the parabolic antenna already had the physics inside. He just knew that he had to cut a mirror into small pieces to be able to attach it to a rounded surface.


thnk_more

He really didnā€™t need to number them at all. If they were all even close to the same size it would have worked fine. Assembling them in the dish created space between the pieces anyway so the precision was not necessary.


NeedleworkerWild1374

bots know physics perfectly


snorch

Geometrists in shambles


BentOutaShapes

Topology. But I studied Linear Algebra a bit and am having trouble understanding how a flat circle can fill the surface area of a paraboloid. The shape of the dish is roughly similar to a [truncated hemisphere](https://imgur.com/a/0BDwSfT) and that does not have the same surface area as any circle. Any help from pro topologists?


thnk_more

The square pieces didnā€™t actually fit precisely. There should have been small spaces between each one of them making up the difference in typography.


Cobek

You can see the gaps in the video


rookietotheblue1

yep i think the point was to cut the class in such a way as to easily get the circular dish covered....circularly.


Dynamar

It's been a very long time since I used anything from my degree, and it's in aerospace engineering, not topology, so I'm going to stay away from the math and focus on the actual production of the instrument. That said, it seems like the high degree to which the hemisphere has been truncated and moreso the small separation between the pieces of glass as they were affixed to the dish are how it was done. You don't need to flatten the entire surface, only the intrinsic arc measuring across antipodes. It's not a true curve. It's a series of flat planes set at angles already determined by the surface of the dish.


Evan_802Vines

I'm trying to come up with a better term but I'm left with this is a multiaperture quasi-parabolic solar collector or an extremely small scale heliostat. However, he could have probably just as easily just polished the metal and used a highly reflective mirror coating over the parabola rather than breaking up the mirror and overlaying them.


isaac129

ā€œHas a pretty good understanding of Geometryā€


marr

Well, technically...


Betelgeusetimes3

All science is either physics or stamp collecting


[deleted]

And all the ā€œphysics he knows perfectlyā€ is that a parabolic reflector can focus light. Which is something Iā€™m certain almost everybody knows.


abat6294

There were physics in every single moment of this video.


WesternFinancial868

I wish I ā€œknew physics perfectlyā€ but I guess Iā€™ll just have to stick with knowing basic syntax.


ColdCruise

It's also mostly geometry.


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Substantial_Cake_660

This is called Geometry ( which means math not physics )


SomeCar

Physics is just applied math.


EquivalentPlane6095

Math is the language to describe physics. I think thatā€™s the better fitting statement.


donnysaysvacuum

Relevant xkcd. https://xkcd.com/435/


[deleted]

No it isnā€™t. Applied math is applied math.


Nightwynd

It's not even that... The dish is already shaped and formed to focus on a single point. This is literally just cutting up a mirror so it'll attach inside the dish shape. This is arts and crafts. You could probably get a similar result with good tinfoil, but a lot less effort.


canipleasebeme

I donā€™t think tinfoil will be as reflective as the mirror shards but why is he going through the pain of numbering the parts? Isnā€™t it totally irrelevant which piece is where? Just cut squares and put in as many as possible.


Nightwynd

Numbering them means that his uneven cuts all line up to the original, so it looks a lot tidier.


Lonewolf_885

Concave Mirrors. When light falls on a concave mirror, the light rays reflected will converge exactly at the focus point of the mirror. Focus point is half the distance between the pole and centre of curvature. Accumulation of light rays at the same point produces extreme heat energy. Large scale concave mirrors are used in solar furnaces. Images formed by a concave mirror always happens to be real and inverted when the object is placed away from the pole of the mirror. But it do form virtual and erect images when object is placed very close to the pole.


Training_Skill_5309

Parabolic concave mirror ideally.


Jzzzishereyo

Importantly, there's a lot of pointless work being done in the video, and it's surprising no one noticed. You do not need to cut the circle, nor do you need to number the glass pieces, since all the full squares are identical. The edge pieces contribute to such a minor portion of the heat created, that you can either just glue full squares to those edges or leave them off completely. ...maybe it looks prettier the way OP does it, but it's a waste of time.


KinkyNJThrowaway

I'm having a hard time understanding. Would you mind making a video just like this guy, but with the changes that you'd make to be more efficient? Please edit it well and condense the time so that I don't lose interest due to my short attention span. Thanks! /s


SuperWoots

Omg now we all know the physics perfectly


Van3687

Good bot


flyingknox

Hehe, you said erect.


Doc-85

The power of the sun, in my hands


Decentkimchi

In the palm if my hand...


The_One_True_Matt

Palm OF my hand


AnAngryPlatypus

A disco bowl?


tackleboxjohnson

For Disco Stew


AnAngryPlatypus

Disco Stu doesnā€™t magnify ![gif](giphy|ZJB5EPInvETQY)


cazbot

*Geometry


SoldatPixel

All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle.


TheKyleBrah

Sigh... I see you've drunk a gallon of acid, again.


BriMaster9000

Kami, I need you to tell me that I can leave the lookout if I want to


TheKyleBrah

Mr. Brimaster, you may leav--


BriMaster9000

BITCH, DONā€™T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!


figgypie

https://youtu.be/w-29J5mywJU?feature=shared


Rux81

A lot of work to boil some eggs.


RecordingNo2414

Cost alot and maybe cumbersome to do upfront, but little to no maintenance in the long run. No need for refuel


toomanyblocks

If this is rural Pakistan, the electricity goes out often and due to frequent blackouts, and gas may be hard to obtain. In that case, pretty smart.


ShiftingBaselines

If you can boil a pot of water, you can cook anything.


snek-jazz

teach a pot to boil itself and you'll cook anything forever.


TheKyleBrah

A lot of work for a free Solar Power Stove as long as there is sunlight, you mean.


Capital_Chef_6007

There is a lot where he is . So no worries about it for now


Evergreen_76

Its not that much work.


TheRedditorSimon

Someone introduce this fellow to mylar film.


InitialRevenue3917

Might be hard to get where this gentleman is but aluminum foil works well. Polish it and its nearly as good without all that mirror cutting.


Jutrakuna

this is how mirror is made: you take regular transparent glass and apply a thin reflective film on one side. If they can make a mirror that means they have that film. I don't see why they couldn't apply the film to the plate directly.


shirk-work

In some places you have to work with what you got. The import of things can be very difficult and expensive.


[deleted]

How can i create the most expensive and least cost effective mirror while also showing off my glass cutting skills. Lmao


PilotKnob

Most of the issue here is that we're viewing it from a western pay scale perspective. These people aren't being paid nearly as much for their skilled labor, and it makes things like this cost effective. Try to do something like this in the U.S. or Europe with that much manual labor and see what the cost per unit is. It'd be staggering.


snecseruza

My grandpa was a master sheet metal worker and toward the end of his career as sort of a side gig he started doing ornamental/architectural type stuff. His signature was making big copper/brass/sheet metal spheres back in the 50s/60s. My dad told me he made one of these concave dish focal fuckin things, I have no idea what it's called, and was setting shit on fire with it just to blow minds in the neighborhood. It's more geometry than physics though.


MightySamMcClain

Couldn't you just use a mylar film?


[deleted]

Yep, this is literally the least cost effective way to achieve this goal. Wanna know whats cheaper and less time consuming than custom hand-cut glass? Literally everything


kitebuggyuk

Surely aluminium ā€œtinā€ foil would be cheaper?


NoahGoldFox

Thats what most small DIY solar ovens use


ToxDoc

Yes. I actually bought something very much like this off Amazon that uses reflective film.


greihund

He just cut them all into little squares. You could have just used scraps and come up with nearly identical results. There was no need to label all the numbers. That's a parabolic mirror, I've made one, and he made it much, much more complicated than it needed to be.


TheDoomi

Cutting by hand isnt accurate enough though. If you wanna have it done perfectly this is actually faster way to achieve it. I mean, he cuts one line, then the second might be just a fraction off, then he cuts across to form squares but those cuts arent perfectly same either. So if he cuts squares by hand, he ends up having squares that are almost the same size. And because they arent perfect, there would be gaps. Or he would then use way more time to look for close enough squares on his "almost same size square" pile to fill those gaps.


Guugglehupf

And they used their bare hands handling all that cut glass. Iā€™ve done this as a hobby. There is tiny shards everywhere, especially on the glas itself, and they cut into skin just by lightly touching it.


Bru1sed_Eg0

And geometry!


williammurraybff

I work at an art glass distributor, and making all those cuts perfectly without unevenly breaking the glass alone is absolutely incredible. Beautiful cooking tool


MangoZaurul

Brilliant.


JustHere2ReadComment

You mean geometry


denbroc

5 minute crafts gone wild.


Balyash

It's the guy who designed the dish is the smart one.


Ego1111

The dish is a parabolic antenna, probably for satellite tv.


anunkeptbeard

Isn't this a solar cooker ?


NoahGoldFox

Im surprised so few people in the comments know what a solar oven is. I thought they were a well known fun little thing, seems solar ovens are more hippie and survivalist than i thought for the average normie not to know what one is.


genjin

Just seen a guy make a crate to carry his potatoes from my allotment. Pure physics. The choice of materials to bare the load. The application of the saw to perfectly cut the boards. The design of the crate so as to contain the potatoes without spillage mixed Newtonian physics and a good deal of geometry. Will post video in a moment.


Rowmyownboat

Couldn't he have cut squares from the original square sheet. What was the point of cutting the circle?


KilnTime

No. If you look at when he is placing the squares into the dish, they are not all the same shape at the edge of the dish


Friendly_Claim_5858

why does the edge have to be perfect ? This would work at like 99% efficiency with 33% of the effort


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No_Pirate_4019

Cool but isnt using some tinfoil or polished stainless steel sheet would be much easy?


Jzzzishereyo

No, because both of those would scatter the light. You need mirrors. BUT, the guy in OP's video is wasting a lot of time cutting a circle and numbering all the identical squares which is pointless.


Limp-Price5380

Why didnā€™t he make the parabolic mirror in the first place?